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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle Stan#the pines twins#tw stan#genuially was hard drawing that last panel cause it kept freaking me out#ptsd guy meme#No ford did not jork it he’s just a nerd who gets nerd magazines#based off those pop teen magazines from the 2000s#sea grunkles#yeah this joke has been beat to death but idc#comic practice#I fucked up which hand was holding the box oops#uhhh ignore that#trigonometry is a ridiculously hard word to fit onto anything#‘that’s not a right angle’ YOUR MOMS NOT A RIGHT ANGLE#it was in fact NOT right for him#get it
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with that said there are characters that a fat maybe not canonically but they are spiritually. to me. they may not be drawn that way but i know whats true. ive seen it like a sort of prophet
#serizawa. send post#he did NOT live his life as a shut in for almost a whole decade to be drawn SKINNY! not by me at least#also like so many characters over the age of 30. no more fit moms and dads GIVE them that divorce body fat NOW!#*strikes you down with the force of god*#but honestly alternative for serizawa that ive always liked is that he gains weight when he starts working for reigen#because he can now go out and eat new foods :D he has actually gained an appetite because he's moving around more#and isnt just eating like instant ramen or whatever his mom brings him#see how easy it is you can just believe it with your heart. you just have to find the ways to make true waht u know#scratchpost#txt
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This week's Discord Prompt!
JJK X OHSHC
Find @cocoabell drawing here
#warning! hc dump in the tags#it just FITS SO WELLL EXCUSE ME#like satoru is such a obnoxious brat he fits tamaki so well#oh if gege was one generation younger i swear to god he'd state ooch as his inspo instead of hxh and macros#and shoko being haruhi??? same unbotherednes it just fits#geto being Mom??? AHAHHAHAHAHA#mommy and daddy present lmao#ah and haibara and nanami AAAAAAAAAA#yuji just simply fits because of sukuna#im on a rewatch with cocoabells and we're having the time of our lifes#jjk#fanart#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#shoko ieiri#geto suguru#yuji itadori#sukuna#nanami kento#yu haibara#ouran high school host club#crossover#au#IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart
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Here’s a little family portrait I whipped up a few days ago because I had some questions about Makaria 😂 so I formally present —
Zagreus, Melinöe and the twins, Brimos and Makaria
Ages are 17, 16 and 5 (the twins were a happy accident hence the gap)
Second drawing is for color reference exclusively, it was my first pass! Everyone else’s designs are preeeetty much the same except for some minor changes tweaks with color.
Aaaand bonus smooches from a week or so ago while I tried to get back into the Hercules style (also because I wanted to draw some good ol’ fashioned lovin)
#my art#fanart#character design#sketch#art#Hades & Persephone#Persephone#Disney’s Hercules#fan character#oc#original character#oc x canon#Melinöe#Zagreus#Brimos#makaria#Melinöe is the smartest and most confident kid but definitely has middle child syndrome#Zagreus is awkward and all the ladies love him#(secretly#he thinks Hercules is cool but would never admit it)#he just wants to fit in somewhere#the only person who likes Brimos is his mom 😂#and Makaria is the poster child for the underworld#everyone loves her but she’s very quiet and reserved and prefers her solitude#they all look miserable but believe me they are well loved#and also spoiled rotten
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What is this “mom taking her son to the first day of the fourth grade”-ass picture
#ive seen that fit on so many middle schoolers#trust I was one of them#and alex’s face isn't helping#“you okay hon?”#never beating the allegations that he and George are Logans pta moms#have you seen George???#george Russell#logan sargeant#alex Albon#formula 1
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#cougar#legs#mature woman#fit#perfect breast#mature mom#great legs#amazing body#mature beauty#beautiful body#mature wives#beautiful mature#maturesexy#mature lady#mature lingerie#mature babe#hot breast
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turnabout kids and their sprites! ive had an ask laying around in my inbox about them for far too long lmfao, so ive finally decided to draw em out
jane: mime porcelain doll + poppop
dirk: seagull + hal
roxy: wizard figurine + frigglish
jake: gcat + his dreamself
#homestuck#homestuck turnabout#turnabout au#homestuck au#jane crocker#jake english#dirk strider#roxy lalonde#poppop#frigglish#lil hal#hal strider#gcat#ive thought if it should be frigglish or mutie thatd be roxys sprite but i thunk frigglish fits more#since in canon mom was the one who got mutie i imagine in tb itd be rose whod get mutie this time#idunno if this makes sense homestuck is too complicated for my brain sometimes#also jane gets harassed with mimes instead of clowns#i think it fits with kurloz giving her nightmares through chucklevoodos and parallels with johns clowns nicely#while still making jack pissed off about his new fit bc of all the frills hell have to wear#leading to him becoming jack cat?? cat noir?? *miraculous ladybug flashbacks*
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finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌
Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳
Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.
Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.
Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.
Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.
Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.
Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.
OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎♂️🙏 BAHHA
#much to sebs dismay celeste is probs gonna be an auror LMAO whereas lewis is gonna be a writer#seb once again asking the universe why their personalities couldnt have been switched....but girldad seb is made to suffer#and yes they are BOTH dressed by clora and her mom if you couldnt tell LMAO#just wait till lewis is out of that sailor fit...he gonna be a heartbreaker when hes older fr fr. bro is beautiful#also i can imagine celeste when shes older using her looks to her advantage BAHHA like noo...i wouldnt do that...look at me🥹uwu#sweet talking her way out of detention BAHAHA shes that troublemaker student that the teachers secretly have a fond spot for#and altho seb tells lewis to protect and watch over her in school he doesnt rly take it seriously bc hes still young#but once they get older and if celeste ever DOES have problems then lewis definitely would step up for her as her brother#but hed do it in a very conniving and indirect way...like finding out whoever is causing her trouble and hexing them or some shit LMAO#and nobody would ever know😇😇😇#celeste would be like I GUESS I FINALLY SCARED THEM OFF/THEY LEARNED NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!#and lewis would just be like yea....thats probably what happened.#bro does not need OR want the credit LMAO#also hes soft for his sis so he supports her delusions like the good lil bro he is. lewis supports womens rights and wrongs. king#choccyart#celeste sallow#lewis sallow
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For the @steddie-spooktober day 16 prompt : ‘Would you please stop trying to scare them?’
rated: G | cw: none | tags: kids Eddie and Steve, Wayne Munson
🐉 🐉🐉🐉
‘Eddie, kid, calm down.’ Wayne says calmly with his hands on Eddie’s shoulders.
He has to try something, that’s the fourth kid Eddie sent running screaming. Each time was after he showed off his dragon roar, mouth wide open through the face hole of his cardboard headpiece.
‘Would you please stop trying to scare them? Or, just, not so hard yeah?’ Wayne takes Eddie’s hand. The boy skipping unawares next to him down the street.
Wayne chuckles to himself, his nephew might be a handful but the kid is just too damn cute to not get away with it.
‘Oh! I’ve seen you!’ Eddie shouts, pulling away from Wayne and sprinting up to a boy sitting alone on the curb. He’s dressed like a mummy, sort of, wrapped up in toilet paper and with what looks like lipstick dotted around his face.
‘In the woods! We played castle remember?’ Eddie says to the boy loudly.
The kid looks startled, eyes flicking from Wayne to Eddie and back again.
‘Stevie? This is m’uncle Wayne.’ Eddie says sitting down beside the boy and finally lowering his voice.
The boy looks up at Wayne one last time before turning fully to Eddie. Lip trembling and eyes going all big. ‘I, I dunno where Sarah went Eddie! M I, M’scared!’ He wails, scooting forward as Eddie’s little arms come around him.
‘Who’s Sarah son?’ Wayne asks, crouching by the two boys and pulling out a hanky.
‘M’babysitter, but she just went away!’ Steve cries, still distressed and Wayne hushes him as he wiped at his face. Eddie’s now holding hands with him tightly, a look on his face like you couldn’t get him to let go for anything.
‘Ok kid.’
‘Stevie.’ Eddie corrects.
‘Ok, Stevie, do you know the way to your house from here?’ Wayne asks.
Stevie nods, wiping at his runny nose with his sleeve.
‘So you come with Ed and me now, yeah? We’ll get you back home and you can wait for Sarah there, okay?’
‘Can we stop at houses on the way?’ Eddie asks, sitting up all exited. The reminder of candy has both boys smiling at each other.
‘Don’t see why not. But we’re heading towards Stevie’s house okay? Don’t want anyone worrying.’ Wayne mediates. He’ll be giving Sarah an earful to be more careful that’s for sure. But he can’t help be a little relieved that Eddie managed to make one friend tonight.
Wayne manages to wrangle the two boys up and in the right direction, falling a step behind. Eddie still hasn’t let go of little Stevie’s hand.
‘I’m a dragon. I can roar just like one wanna see?’ Eddie asks.
Stevie nods, stopping to turn his full attention to Eddie.
Eddie roars, free hand up like a claw and voice as loud as he can make it.
Stevie just stands there, once it’s over he covers his mouth and giggles.
Eddie giggles back.
Wayne’s heart about damn near bursts.
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Tag list : @scoops-aboy86 @pearynice @xxfiction-is-my-realityxx @marvel-ous-m @thecatkingsthrone
@cheesedoctor @chickensinrainboots
#line I couldn’t fit in:#‘my dad calls me Steven and my mom calls me steve. but I like Stevie best.’#hotlunch#steddie#steve x eddie#steddiespooktober#steddie spooktober#drabbles
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Loving Florida cuckold and beautiful goddess hotwife. I worship her and share her beauty for your viewing pleasure. Happy humpday!
#woodsmanswife#woodsmanwife#florida mom#woodsman wife#wife#models#florida#lydia luxy#share my wife#bikini model#florida couple#happy couple#fit couple#cucklife#cuckcold#cuckhubby#cuckholding#hotwifelife#hot wife#wife for bbc#bbc snowbunny#interracial snowbunny#bnwo snowbunny#snowbunny#my wife#cheating wife#exposed wife#perfect wife#sharing my wife#wife exhibition
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#mine#doctor who#dwedit#david tennant#catherine tate#beloveds!!!!#i saw the newest dw trailer on tv today!!!#i need the new episodes now!!!#oh and i've gotten back into catching up on my big finish audios#i'm listening to the newest classic doctors new monsters set#it's been very fun#oh also i got a new student today#and his mom was a bit worried about how he'd be on his first day at a new school#but he saw my lanyard during carpet time and was like 'is that raichu?'#and all of my other kids were like 'LOOK AT ALL HER OTHER POKEMON THINGS' and he was very happy#and i was like bro you are going to fit right in#ok i haven't talked in the tags about my day in a long while hahaha#byeee good night tumblr friends!!
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a memorial portrait of my parents’ old dog, Stanley, surrounded by orchids
here’s a picture of him with my little dog, from the last time I was his dog-sitter
#he was a little troublesome as many dogs are lol#and a good reminder that I need a short dog who can’t reach the counter#but we enjoyed napping together on the couch#and hanging out in the backyard in the sun#my mom always had orchids#and they can mean remembrance#it seemed fitting#pottery#ceramics#ceramic#ceramic art#sgraffito#carving#underglaze painting#greenware#whippet#dogs#dog art#canine#sighthound#orchid#orchids
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bby floyd sleeping with their dad's vest
#drew this back in january and i just (again) realized i never posted it#cuz i wanted to draw another pic to go with it after i was done with this one and i had a realization#a pic of their mom and JD just watching them in the doorway with sad smiles#bc for a second Tulip thought she saw her husband with the way Floyd's and Clay's hair are layered and Floyd wearing the vest#😭😭😢#my art#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#floyd is 11 here. the baby#trolls clay#trolls spruce#kinda#brozone#young brozone#i used to sleep like that as a little kid#just grasping the corner of a blanket or pillow#i headcanon they shared a bed. jd was there too until they got too big to fit all four. so then jd slept on the couch
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Just got done working out. Do you approve of my attire? 💕
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~🥹~
#leo#tired#california#lia smileykiwi#thick and juicy#glasses#vitiligo#gotta hit the gym#hunger for more#want and need#leggings#golden hour#plant mom#felt yummy#just want to escape#just relax#trying to find some relief#this is me trying#me#sigh#cutie with a bootie#who wants to work out with me?#tall dark and handsome#hungry#trying to be fit#stupid shit thats been running through my head#chaotic thoughts#all natural
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911 lone star -> 5.05 tarlos counseling scene pt. 2
#911 lone star#911lsedit#tarlos#tk strand#carlos reyes#my gifs#Carlos: 'well if you look up the definition of 'ALL' on merriam webster dot com...#you will see that these TWO instances in the last six months have proven your statement to be INCORRECT!'#🤭🤭 i love him#he should've been a lawyer not a ranger#I wonder if TK is thinking 'this sounds like a defense my mom would give' 🥺#also I wonder if the dinner 'the other night' was after the gas cloud scare?#I feel like that would fit well.. tk almost dies. carlos makes comfort food. then falls asleep before tk could give legendary head.#*tk instantly books earliest possible counseling session*#that is my canon timeline until someone proves me wrong lol
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