#he was a little troublesome as many dogs are lol

[claypigeonpottery]

a memorial portrait of my parents’ old dog, Stanley, surrounded by orchids

here’s a picture of him with my little dog, from the last time I was his dog-sitter

[healingheartdogs]

Saw a post earlier of someone being like "see how my puppy isn't bothering me while I eat and is minding his own business playing in the other room? That's because in this house animals aren't ever allowed to have people food from the moment they come home with me so they never even learn to want it." The post and most of the comments on it were very high and mighty "I'm a better owner than other people, I'm the boss of my dog, I don't allow my dog to offend me by showing desire for highly desirable resources" attitude and were very much judging other people for not having the same boundaries and annoyances about dog behaviors around food with their own dogs in their own homes and I just like... absolutely can not relate at all, tbh. There is a type of person who uses phrases like "people food" unironically, thinks that dogs being allowed to have good things that are usually intended for humans is somehow offensive and wrong, gets annoyed by a dog even being allowed to exist in the same room when people are eating, and thinks a dog just looking at them for more than 30 seconds while they have food or hanging out watching them doing stuff is the dog bothering them and being rude, and every time I encounter this type of person it makes me wonder why they even own a dog when they clearly hate natural dog behaviors and are bothered by dogs just wanting to be around people, do things with them, and receive human attention more than once in a blue moon.

When I make breakfast after I wake up and take it to my room to eat Hermes always eagerly follows right behind me because he expects he's going to get something from me. That expectation is almost always correct, and I feel absolutely zero shame about it. Him laying calmly at my feet or next to my chair quietly watching me eat is not "bothering me". He's quite literally not doing anything to be a bother, he's just patiently chilling. If a dog hanging out nearby and calmly watching while people eat bothers you enough to consider that bad nosey behavior that is deserving of you ridiculing other dog owners for allowing it that's uhhh... weird af? At least to me it's weird, sorry not sorry. Like maybe you actually just don't like having dogs around then if they can bother you without even really doing anything? Cuz IDK about y'all but I love my dogs hanging around me and wanting to be close to me and even seeking engagement from me. I love them being excited about being around me and following me around because they know I give them good things. I also like having their attention and eyes on me in general - especially Hermes, as a dog of a breed that is often more environmentally focused than handler focused and whose attention I've had to work for and earn. Looking at me is something that I specifically reward all my dogs for and immediately start to capture during their initial introductions to clicker training because I find it to be beneficial during training sessions (as well as a good way to charge the clicker), so it would be ridiculous and unfair for me to get annoyed by it and discourage it in other scenarios like when I'm eating. In fact, I see Hermes calmly laying down nearby and politely seeking eye contact with me whenever I look his way while I'm eating my breakfast as a sign that he knows how to act to get what he wants because he understands his training well, and that he is putting that training to work by being an attentive calm good boy and waiting patiently for me to respect my end of the deal that I have taught him and give him his reward for the behaviors he's offering that I have repeatedly asked him for in the past.

Also like... if he is in the way somehow while people are eating or if we're eating something he can't have and I don't want him near us just in case someone drops something (even though he has an extremely solid leave it, still better safe than sorry) then I just tell him to go to his bed??? and then share a little bite of my food with him to reward him for going to lay on his bed if it's safe or give him something else like a couple of small dog treats or a pork chew on his bed if my food isn't dog safe. After that he will stay on his bed and keep being a calm patient boy because he's learned that staying on his bed after being told to go to it means he will continue to occasionally get more treats or small pieces of my dog safe food tossed to him for the duration of his time there until he is released. Often times because he's working so hard to be calm and patient to earn a few bites of my food he just ends up falling asleep next to me or on his bed, which is definitely the opposite of being bothersome. I like to thank him for that patience and calmness by gently waking him up to share the last bite of my food or give him a little treat jackpot and some praise before releasing him.

Maybe I'm a "bad" trainer (lol) but I enjoy spoiling my dogs by sharing some of my dog safe "people food" with them in moderation, and you can definitely share "people food" with dogs without making them annoying or untrustworthy around food. Despite what the person who made that post seems to incorrectly think, simply letting a dog have a taste of "people food" sometimes does not create unwanted bothersome behaviors around food. Rewarding unwanted behaviors that bother you instead of wanted behaviors that don't bother you is what causes that. That's it, that's the sole cause. Like... you could just only share food with them if they're being calm or waiting patiently on their bed or whatever it is you want from them during meal times. Boom, the "bothering" problem is solved and your dog still gets to enjoy a special treat. In fact, my experience as a dog trainer is that the high value and novelty of that special "people food" treat often makes the rewarding of the not-bothering behavior you want from them while you eat much more motivating and effective than giving them one of their regular treats or chews as a reward or distraction, so the settling down not-bothering behavior you want is even more likely to be consistently freely offered up in the future since it is so highly rewarded.

When I've had clients in the past express concerns about causing begging by giving their dogs "people food" or tell me they feel guilty about it because they've been told by people like that poster I saw that it's a bad thing to do in general, this has been my advice to them - not to stop doing the whole sharing thing that makes them and their dog happy, but just to make it more productive for the kind of relationship they want to have with their dog and the behaviors they are wanting to see. It's a simple solution that can turn a meal into a nearly effortless high value training session for teaching settling during household activities and around food, which is something that is a common frustration to achieve for a lot of inexperienced dog owners. If you handle your dogs sometimes being given bits of food scraps as treats this way then everyone wins, especially the people who like to spoil their dogs and share food with them (which is VERY NORMAL TO WANT TO DO BECAUSE WE ARE A SOCIAL SPECIES THAT BONDS THROUGH RESOURCE SHARING) because now those people can turn that desire to spoil their beloved companions into some easy training. Just be sure to consider if ingredients are dog safe or not and be mindful of oversharing and sharing foods with high fat content because maintaining a balanced diet is important for health.

Also that OP apparently doesn't realize this yet based on the wording of their post, but if you have a dog that is at all decently food motivated then just ignoring them while you have food and never sharing is not going to teach them to leave people alone in the presence of food and never try to seek food from anyone. This is especially true if anyone ever accidentally drops something around your dog (it'll happen eventually) and they snag it and self reward because you never actually taught them not to do that, or if anyone else in your house isn't as firm with that boundary or is unable to enforce it consistently and ends up giving them food purposefully or accidentally (as can often happen in households with children or that sometimes invite guests over). "I don't ever share people food with animals in my house starting from day one and I ignore them when food is out so they never learn to even want it to begin with" is not training your dog to leave food or people who are eating food alone. That's doing nothing and hoping that your new puppy or dog doesn't care about the delicious smells of food or people gathering together in the house for food related activities multiple times a day enough that they will quickly get bored and give up on trying to investigate all "people food" related activities for the rest of their lives without you training them, which is an absolutely ridiculous expectation. Just not ever giving a dog any of your food doesn't make it stop smelling like food to them and won't magically make them never be curious about seeing what you have and if they can get some of it. They don't have to be given food by you off your plate to know that it smells interesting or to figure out that seeing you eating it means it might be something they can eat. Having a superiority complex about NOT actually training your new puppy how to act around food and ignoring them as "training" instead is certainly funny, in a "not funny haha, funny weird" kind of way. It's also pretty irresponsible since some foods that humans eat are dangerous to dogs. Instead of just ignoring them when food is around and hoping they'll learn to leave all food that isn't their dog food alone on their own, a responsible owner should actually be actively teaching their dogs to leave food in general alone unless it is offered to them, even when food is left where they can easily get to it.

Anyway, if people could just stop being weird about dogs doing normal dog things and existing in spaces around humans, do some basic research on dog behavior and how dogs learn before getting a dog, actually train their dogs to the minimum level required to make themselves not be regularly upset at their dogs for acting untrained and "bothering" them, and stop developing weird superiority complexes because they get lucky for a while right after bringing home a new dog or puppy and it manages to not cause them any problems or upset them yet... that would be cool.

[ohimsummer]

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO...

— minors dni, suguru x fem! reader (+ implied satoru x reader), virgin! reader, gojo and geto are fighting over you lol, suggestive/smut?, biting, hickeys, some dryhumping, reader is a sensitive little virgin and came in their panties, everyone is around 21-ish

the sequel: …i can do better

Having the attention of the Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto is both a blessing and a curse.

It’s overwhelming sometimes the way they tag-team making you increasingly flustered; Suguru dropping blatant hints with that silky smooth voice of his, cascading through your ears like warm, melted caramel. And then Satoru, who can never keep his hands to himself and leaves frisky, fleeting touches on any unprotected part of your body. You’ve since realized it’s such a bad (albeit tantalizing) idea to wear those cute little camis that hug your figure so nice or, God forbid, those fuzzy, blue, cotton shorts just asking for him to pinch at the exposed skin of your thighs and ass hanging out the bottom.

The way they’d compete for your affections (even though you had more than enough to go around) was both humorous and also troublesome for your willpower. How many times would they trap you between their bodies, wandering hands creeping beneath your clothes to pinch and rub at anything they could reach because they were just so, so fucking obsessed with the way you squeal and whine when they do. And the way you can’t contain all your low, desperate moans but continue to pray that their continuous spat will drown it out. They both tug at you from either side, until sometimes Satoru will just yank you by the waist into his lap and now Suguru has to gently spread your legs and scoot closer, hooking one around his waist and caressing the other laid upon his lap. And now you’re stuttering an excuse to escape inside your room with extraordinarily soaked panties and an agonizing ache between your thighs. The two were idiots but they’re far from dumb, and you mentally curse both Geto and Gojo for playing games with your pussy the way they were.

So, yeah, though they’re both terribly awful in their own way, you think Suguru is worse than his best friend. Satoru would pin you to the wall with your wrists above your head, pull you into his embrace and kiss your temples, all because he was so blatantly obsessed with you, yes, but also just to spite Geto who would always be sitting nearby. But Suguru, Suguru was far worse. It was like he made a mission out of toying with Gojo through you. Geto gets to amuse himself with a pissed off Satoru, and he gets to privately indulge in you. Like right now.

“Sug–uru..!”, you cry into his hair, arching into his chest and pussy throbbing against the thigh tucked between your legs. It's embarrassing how just the slow drags of his tongue over your neck and collar is enough to get you riled up like this.

He hums in response but never halts his movements. Teeth graze along your skin as Geto searches for that perfect spot to leave his claim on you, all the while peppering soft kisses in his wake. One hand pulls you harder against his tense thigh, slowly massaging your sobbing cunt against his leg, while the other has a solid grip on the back of your neck. It’s taking everything in him not to fuck you right then and there, especially when you sigh so prettily and whimper Suguru’s name into his ear like it’s the only thing you know. So stunning and so needy when he gives you the slightest touch and your pussy leaves a growing stain on his dark sweats.

"Mmph, g-god-! Su- Suguru-, ah—!"

Your voice comes out a jumble of moans and whines as teeth finally sink into your skin, followed by a harsh suck along your neck. Your grip will be sure to leave those crescent marks in Geto’s shoulder blades, even through his shirt. Quivering legs squeeze around Suguru's thigh, and you feel like such a dumb dog humping his leg so hopelessly the way you are. You've only ever been touched like this in your dreams, and it feels a million times better when it's by someone like Suguru. His steady movements don’t reveal the way he’s almost falling apart at the seams. You can’t tell in your drunken haze, but if you paid the slightest bit more attention, you’d feel the solid outline of his weeping cock against your leg.

His motions remain soothing and calm, like Geto had this all planned out for ages and knows exactly what he's doing. He’d like to chalk it up to just being a pro, but really it’s because all these lewd gestures are so new to your body. You're obviously inexperienced and his touch is like a gradual, warm fire trailing over your skin; it leaves you so excited and craving for something, anything more from him.

Suguru pulls back to admire his handywork: a nice dark blemish on the sweet spot of your neck that would surely be a prominent display (unless you planned on rousing Gojo's suspicion further and wearing winter clothes in the blistering summer heat), the shivering of your limp limbs because no doubt you just came in your panties, and that adorable, blissful look on your face. He can see the faintest of perspiration forming on your skin. Eyes squeezed shut, nipples erect beneath your top, and panting like you’ve just been fucked senseless.

Suguru chuckles at the sight. Aren’t you cute? He can't wait to have his way with you, really give you something to lose your breath over.

[animeomegas]

Kinktober - Day 23

[Shikamaru (Naruto) + Chastity]

Summary: Shikamaru, despite your best efforts, had never been able to cum without some stimulation on his cock. Well, you wanted to see what it would take for Shikamaru to cum on your cock alone. Operation cock cage and edging and grumpiness, oh my!! You were still working on the name... Dom!Alpha!GN!Reader

Warnings: Some swearing, reader is a pervert and Shika’s had enough (he’s secretly really into it though, even if he gets grumpy and snappy lol)

Shikamaru was the type of person who struggled to turn down a challenge once you got him interested enough (or perhaps if you had some good blackmail.) As his mate, you knew him better than anyone else, so of course, you had easily managed to convince him to take part in a little experimental challenge that you’d been wanting to try for, like, ages.

You see, for the many years that you and Shikamaru had been together, he had never managed to cum without some sort of stimulation on his cock. It didn’t seem to matter how long you fucked him for, what position he was in, or how long he’d been celibate on a long-term mission… if he didn’t have something on his cock, he wasn’t going to finish.

Was it really so unreasonable that you wanted your omega to cum on just your cock?

Day 1:

“Ta da! This is for you!” you said with a big grin, presenting Shikamaru with the new cock cage you’d bought for your experiment. “It matches your hair colour! I asked the people at the shop especially because I knew it would look striking against your complexion.”

Shikamaru gingerly took the cage, looking like he was regretting every single life choice that led him to this moment.

“Why do you want to do this again?” he sighed, putting the object in question on the coffee table like it had personally offended him.

“Because you aren’t going on any missions in the next week, and I want to see if I can make you cum just from my cock,” you passionately argued your case before mumbling under your breath, “All the omegas in the porn books can do it…”

Shikamaru rolled his eyes and leant his head against the couch.

“We’ve discussed this a million times before, real life isn’t like porn, stop fixating on it.”

“Shikaaa, I really want to try it and you said you would… please?” you turned the puppy dog eyes up to 100. Shikamaru blinked at you before huffing and turning away with an obvious blush on his face.

“Ugh, fine, but if you lose that key, I’m shoving a bottle of shampoo up your arse so that we both have to go for a humiliating trip to the hospital together.”

You turned a little green at that thought and nodded fiercely.

“I’ll keep it on a string around my neck, I promise!”

Silence fell over your living room.

“Can I be the one to put it on you?” you asked, trying and failing to hide your lecherous grin.

“No.”

“But, Shikaaa!”

Day 2:

Last night, Shikamaru had put on the cage after his shower, but thus far, he’d still refused to let you see it on him. He claimed to be tired and went to sleep straight after the shower. Normally, you would have accepted that reason at face value, but yesterday, Shikamaru went out of his way to bring his pyjamas with him into the bathroom and got changed before coming out, something he never did. He was teasing you and you knew it! Thankfully though, it was time to start your plan, which definitely meant you’d get to see how the cage looked today!

“Shika! Welcome home!” you ran out to greet your husband the second he came in the door. “How was your day?”

Shikamaru rolled his eyes, knowing full well what sort of details you were asking about. “Why is it today that you’re so eager to greet me from work?”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“Fine… The cage was fucking annoying and sitting down to pee was troublesome,” Shikamaru grumbled, walking past you and flopping down on the sofa.

“Can I see?” you knelt down in front of him, hands already poised to rip Shikamaru out of his trousers.

“You didn’t listen to me at all, did you?” he asked, rolling his eyes. “Fine, whatever… Wha- slow down! Sheesh.”

You had yanked his trousers and underwear down so fast you’d almost pulled him off of the sofa.

“Woah,” you whispered, running a finger around the edge of the cage. It was warm from pressing against Shikamaru’s skin all day, and with a self-satisfied smirk you realised you were right; the dark colour looked fantastic against his skin. Just seeing his cock all small and caged, knowing that you had the key to his freedom wrapped around your neck, sent a raging inferno through your stomach. Shika was right, life isn’t like porn. It’s so much better.

“Will you let me show you how pretty I think it is?” you demurred, laying your head on his lap and staring heatedly at his caged cock.

“Fine, as long as I don’t have to do anything, I had to deal with the council all day and I’m exhausted.”

“Legs up, then, I’ll show you how appreciative I am of you helping with my experiment,” you said, pulling Shika’s hips to the edge of the sofa as he lifted his feet up. Oh, this was your favourite angle, for sure. Open legs, twitching hole, soft cock locked in a cage… Stunning.

“Can I take a pic-“

“No.”

Oh well, it was a long shot anyway. As long as you get a taste.

You licked a long strip from top to bottom before diving in with a desperate hunger. Shikamaru gasped, head falling back against the edge of the sofa once more.

“Fuck,” he groaned. “Right there.”

You worked your tongue as fast as you could in and around his rim, trying to coax out as much of his sweet slick as you could.

It was perfect. Until it wasn’t.

It only took five minutes until Shikamaru started to grumble and shift.

“What’s wrong, love?” you asked, obscenely licking you lips as you withdrew from his legs.

“The cage is too tight,” he said shortly. “It’s pissing me off.”

You laughed and flicked the cage, only laughing harder when he glared at you.

“You just need to figure out how to cum from back here,” you circled his rim with your fingers. “You’re a genius, I’m sure you can figure it out. In fact, let me give you a bit more motivation.”

You pulled out a timer and set it for fifteen minutes.

“You have fifteen minutes until it’s time for me to start cooking dinner…” you smirked at his flushed face as you lowered yourself back down between his legs. “Good luck.”

Safe to say, Shikamaru didn’t manage to cum in those fifteen minutes. He was forced to go to bed grumpy and unsatisfied.

Oh well, it’s not like you expected the experiment to work this quickly anyway.

Day 5:

By day five, Shikamaru was in a horrid mood.

All his friends and colleagues had been avoiding him as much as possible over the last two days. Chouji even approached him and asked if everything was okay, offering help and support if it was needed. You had cackled when you both got home, asking Shikamaru if he was going to share his problem with his best friend. Shikamaru did not find it so amusing though and refused to let you touch him for two days, an unfortunate hiccup in your experiment.

But today you were back on track, relaxing in Shikamaru’s office while he worked on some paperwork and also worked on keeping your cock warm. Shikamaru rarely had enough patience to cock warm unless he was already tired and sated, but you knew it would be a good method to keep him riled up and on edge.

Shikamaru huffed and adjusted his hips for the third time in three minutes, interrupting your thoughts briefly.

Yes, he definitely wasn’t tired or sated at the present moment. In fact, you’d never seen him so squirmy and unable to sit still and relax. He was reaching the end of his tether and you welcomed that. You didn’t have long left to get him to cum with only your cock, so the more you could edge him, the better

Unfortunately, the sexual suppression had a side effect.

You yawned and accidentally moved one of your arms too close to your mate, knocking Shikamaru while he was signing one of the papers and ruining the signature.

“Watch it,” he growled, elbowing you back to your original position while he grumbled and tried to fix the mistake. “If you can’t sit still, then leave. I have to get this done.”

He was in an even fouler mood than yesterday.

“You’re so grumpy today,” you teased, ignoring the danger signs and warning scent. “I bet a good orgasm would get you to loosen up.”

You words only made his growls louder.

“Here,” you stood up, bringing Shikamaru with you and bent him over the desk. You immediately slipped three fingers into his open and wet hole. “You can have twenty-five minutes this time, let’s see if some good old-fashioned fingering can get you to cum with the cage on.”

You ended up having to stop at twenty minutes when Shikamaru became too soaked for you to keep up your fingering without slipping out. But despite the rivers of slick his pent-up body seemed adamant on producing, he still didn’t cum.

It was another night going to sleep unsatisfied.

Day 7:

This was it. The final day of your experiment. You’d been teasing and riling Shikamaru up as much as you could over the last week, but tomorrow afternoon he was leaving for a mission, so you had only one more shot of making him cum with the cage on before you’d have to take it off and deem this whole thing a failure.

On the plus side, Shikamaru, for as long as you’d known him, had never been this sexually frustrated. Every night he’d been having wet dreams, he was having to use ice packs at work to keep his cock from straining against the cage and distracting him, and he was so snappy, most people had backed off for the time being so they didn’t get their heads bitten off. So, if any night was going to be the successful one, it would be this one.

The second he got home from work, you pulled him into the bedroom.

“This was one of the worst ideas you’ve ever had and I’m never agreeing to your weird sex experiments again,” Shikamaru grumbled, and you stripped him and laid him face down on his knees on your bed.

“Stop being so grumpy,” you gave his caged cock a little flick to admonish him. “You should be happy. Whatever happens tonight, you’ll get to cum one way or another.”

You figured he’s suffered through enough foreplay for the whole year, so you climbed up behind him and immediately pushed your cock all the way in, powering through any and all resistance, not that his body was trying to resist much.

Shikamaru pushed back enthusiastically, and from what you could see of his face, he looked like he was determined to cum tonight. It was the same face he made when he was facing a difficult shogi or sparring opponent. He wanted to win. He’d had enough. And you weren’t going to be the one standing in his way.

Shikamaru started choking on moans and scrambling for something to hold onto while you rammed in and out of him as hard and as fast as you possibly could. The cage was flopping back and forth, jingling a little as the padlock hit against the metal bars, but you were still sad that your suggestion of clipping little bells on the side for a louder jingle had been rudely dismissed with the threat of divorce.

Shikamaru’s thighs were covered in his own slick, and it was becoming hard to stay inside him whilst you were moving so fast, but you were determined not to screw this up. You couldn’t help but reach down and pull Shikamaru’s hair loose from his ponytail. You wanted to see him in his completely natural state.

“Come one, Shika, I know you can do it,” you growled, tightening the already bruising grip that you had on his hips. “Cum for me, I believe in you.”

“I can’t,” he ground out. “Don’t you t-think I’m t-trying?!”

“Yes, you can,” you disagreed. “Just, focus on the build-up, imagine it getting bigger and bigger, feel every inch of me inside you. Think about how good it’s going to feel, and cum. For. Me.”

And he did.

All of a sudden, Shikamaru gripped you like a vice and slick squirted out from around your cock like a fountain. His arms collapsed and sent him falling face first onto the bed covers, every inch of him shuddering and twitching, toes and fingers curling.

From his soft cock, cum dribbled out, most of it getting caught on the bars of the cage, but a couple of drops fell on the sheets. The moan that you had ripped out of him sent you diving off the cliff into your own orgasm.

Fuck, that was hot. That image of Shikamaru was going to sit in the front of your mind of the rest of your life.

Mission success! And your conclusion: real life was so much better than porn.

[dreamkidddream]

Can I request a teen mc who is like YUJI from jujutsu kaisen as in they are the vessel of SUKUNA PLSS? Like maybe they can manifest SUKUNA in his curse form as another being as well like megumis dogs? (If you don’t know JJK can you just do a chaotic teen mc? ❤️)

WHEW THIS ALMOST DID NOT GET POSTED SINCE TUMBLR DELETED PARTS OF IT.

So let me tell you: I started reading the manga but have yet to watch the anime 😭 it’s really good though and I’m probably gonna start it this week, but I’m not sure if I’m 100% confident in writing Sukuna. BUT this request was too good to pass up, so if you don’t like it I will write the other scenario instead just let me know!

So for these headcanons, I made it to where MC is Sukuna’s vessel like Yuji, and that they can manifest him if needed. But, I still kept it to where he’s not exactly a good guy with MC’s best interest at heart. Reader is gender neutral and younger than the Bros, so the dynamic is more family instead of romance just a heads up! Hope you enjoy!

TW: Minor cursing, spoilers for Lesson 16 in Mammon’s, Beel’s, and Belphie’s part

The Brothers with Teen MC who’s Sukuna’s Vessel

Lucifer

Was very irritated with this revelation, but still curious

Still annoyed either way though

He already had to make sure that you stayed alive during your stay and not disappoint Diavolo, but now he had to make sure that you kept this curse at bay too!

#GiveLuciferABreak2021

He’s very skeptical of you: not only because of you being a young human but also being a human with essentially a demon inside of you

A very troublesome demon if not kept under control at all times

Honestly Sukuna was like an buzzing gnat who wouldn’t just go away, so Lucifer didn’t see him as a threat personally. More of a nuisance that could grow into a threat if remained unchecked

After you explained the whole situation, he still assigned Mammon to you, but he made sure to personally keep an eye on you too

Your presence was seen as a threat at first, but as time passed, he, along with his brothers knew you meant no harm, but the same couldn’t be said for this Sukuna

He wanted to have faith in you, but he couldn’t bring himself to fully believe it. After an incident at RAD with another demon attempting to attack you, your powers (or rather Sukuna’s) came out to play

He saw the markings, the extra eyes, the malice spread on your face, and he then realized just how serious this has become. You were able to gain control back, but the damage was already done. You were so distraught, sobbing before you, trying to apologize and swearing that you didn’t mean for this to happen, all the while Sukuna was laughing, morphing a mouth on your cheek

It was so bizarre to see, and he couldn’t help but feel a pang of pity for you. You were such a kind person, always going out of the way to spend time and help wherever you could. You essentially became a part of the family, but he knew that you didn’t feel accepted because of him

After that, your “punishment” was to practice holding control over Sukuna with Lucifer, every day after school (which can just be seen as him checking in on you on a daily basis, and trying out different techniques to make sure repeats of this incident doesn’t happen again). Meaning that you trained on manifesting him at will, instead of him completely taking over

Not gonna lie he’s acting like a proud dad when he sees you making progress and Sukuna just sitting in your head tired of all this positivity lol

Lucifer cares for you, he’s accepted you fully even if you hadn’t for yourself. He wants to protect all of his family (including you), and he doesn’t want to think about what could happen if Sukuna becomes a danger to the Devildom or Diavolo...

Mammon

Is impressed but also low key nervous

Humans are not suppose to be like this, ya know!

He’s not the smartest demon in Hell, but he definitely knows that you can’t summon demons without a pact, and he knows your baby face doesn’t have one with the King of Curses

You had to break down the whole deal, and it made him even more confused and distressed

Was still acting annoyed being your designated babysitter, I mean seriously, just how annoying can you be?!

Just kidding! You guys are totally partners in crime in no time and you both make Lucifer get 2x the wrinkles now

“MC, let the Great Mammon show you how’s it done!”

“Mammon, you’re going to be the reason why we’ll be strung up again for the third time this week.”

“It’s going to be both of your idiots’ faults. Such a pathetic display.”

SHIT HE FORGOT YOU GOT A WHOLE CURSE INSIDE YOU

He HATES whenever Sukuna makes an appearance, whether you call on him or he makes his own special appearance. He’s like a gritty and more sadistic version of Lucifer, minus the style and uptight personality (and honestly the finesse too), which made him 10x the more aggravating

He honestly hates Sukuna in general. Here you are, his MC, one of the only people to stand up and defend him always, struggling to live a normal life because of him. It was bad enough that you got sent down here with no warning, but now you got sent with him, and from what Mammon could hear with the conversations between you two, he wasn’t exactly your BFF

Denies being excited about seeing you perform your cursed techniques, but only because it brings him out (and he guesses it’s a little cool that you know how to do it). But human, you don’t need that lame curse, you got the great demon himself to protect you!

On a darker note, you made Mammon swear to you that if Sukuna took over and you for some reason couldn’t gain back control, that he would protect himself and his brothers first before worrying about you. He hated this even coming up, you should be worrying about what’s the next scheme you guys could pull off, not some weird sharpie colored entity causing problems. But you were dead serious, and you made him promise that if the worst case scenario ever happened, he would make sure it’s taken care of

Mammon realized you were the missing piece to their family. It felt nice to have someone depend on him, to actually treat him with respect and care for him truly. He refused to accept Sukuna as a part of you (really he just acted like he didn’t exist, which he didn’t in his mind), and he refused to let him or anyone else harm you

You’re family now, and he wasn’t going to lose anyone else ever again

Leviathan

Oh look, another normie

Wow, you’re such a normie that you’re even talking to yourself through a manifested mouth on your palm-wait WHAT

You broke it down to him, and you just...stared at you, with a blank expression on his face. Until-

“OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE THE ANIME-“

How ironic lol

He practically had a fanboy overload moment whenever you showed off your cursed techniques to him after he begged asked you countless times

You guys remember that vine with the kid saying, “I have the power of God and anime on my side”? Recreate that while doing your moves and he’ll be in awe and dying laughing at the same time

Will post it to his Devilgram and DevilTube

His envy will start to show at first. How is it that someone boring like you get to have all these cool powers and have an actual king reside in you?? You’re living the Shonen dream and not even grateful for it!

But this reality for him would soon shatter after he saw Sukuna for himself, and the way that he behaved towards you. The way that the curse would just look at with disdain in his eyes just made Levi’s skin crawl. He was made well aware that you were in fact not living the anime dream he thought you were. The look in your eyes reminded him of how he would feel whenever he felt like a scummy otaku, and from that point forward he would find ways to cheer you up

You can plan on having anime marathons, game nights, even talking with Henry (I hc that he can talk and understand aquatic animals) when you get into these moods. Anything that helps him get out of his funks he’s hoping it helps you too. You don’t deserve this type of treatment from anyone, especially someone that even he can no doubt eliminate

You were honestly one of the coolest people that he knows, and one of the strongest too! Not just physically, but mentally too. He can’t imagine what could be going on in your head since Sukuna became a part of you, but he knows that you’re strong enough to overcome anything that he throws at you. And if you had moments where you faltered or doubted yourself, that’s okay! Levi would be right beside you the whole way, doing anything he can to keep pushing you forward

Be the teen anime hero that he’s know you can be MC! You wouldn’t be his Henry if he didn’t have any faith in you, you know?

Bonus: you don’t have to worry about your anime nights being ruined after one night when Sukuna somehow found a spoiler to an anime that Levi was really anticipating became a very visual warning for the curse. Levi convinced you to let him take over, and whatever was said resonated with him because you never heard a peep after that, both out loud and in your head

Satan

Oh he was BEYOND fascinated

We all know how much Satan loves to read and how smart he is, so while you look at your condition as a curse (no pun intended), he saw it as an opportunity

Could you feel this curse coursing through your body? Did you feel stronger? Could he see through your eyes all the time or only when you let him? He had so many questions it wasn’t even funny

Very understanding of your situation surprisingly (but still called you dumb for eating Sukuna’s finger)

Satan would be one of the only people you could really trust when dealing with Sukuna. Yes, you trusted all of the brothers, but if you were really in a bind you could count on Satan to come up with a solution quickly

The only issue was his anger. Everyone knows just how angry he can get, and to avoid him ASAP if you even think he’s getting frustrated. Sukuna knows this too, and will be more than happy to taunt him to truly bring out his wrath. While he does need you alive (for now), it wouldn’t hurt to have some type of fun around here. Plus, this could cause your bonds with these brothers to weaken, and the weaker the bond, the weaker the will to help you keep him at bay and defeat him

But Satan knew better, and you did your best in keeping Sukuna away. He may be the Avatar of Wrath but that didn’t mean he was stupid. However, he did have one slip up unfortunately

You see, he was just having a bad day and already got into a spat with Lucifer, and you sensed that he certainly needed his space. So while you slowly backtracked to your room and from his path, Sukuna decided to be the evil ass that he is, and proceed to provoke him. What finally made him snap was his comment that, “You would be a formidable opponent if you weren’t in your older brothers’ shadow, but oh well. Can’t help who you come from I see.”

It took Beel, Mammon, and Lucifer to properly restrain him from ripping Sukuna (really you) limb from limb, with him laughing manically and you scrambling back in fear. Which called for a very long, detailed family meeting (of course after Satan fully calmed down) that resulted in mediated meetings between you and him for the next month. You felt guilty, you should have done better containing him, but you couldn’t predict whenever he decided to pop up!

But after a long talk, Satan didn’t blame you. He blamed himself for losing to his anger and especially blamed Sukuna. He decided that it was time to get rid of this pest once and for all. Be ready MC, cause once he puts his mind to something, there’s no stopping him

Prepare for your bonding time to be deep into books and practicing new hexes and curses. But don’t worry, it’s not always boring and Satan makes sure that you’re having some type of fun. He’s really doing this to have some sort of protection for you: whether it’s against Sukuna or himself. He wants you to know something besides your cursed techniques just in case they fail for some reason

Will shockingly want you to manifest the curse, one main reason is to obviously collect information on him, the other reason is to test said hexes and curses on him

Can a curse be cursed? Let’s find out

You helped Satan with him realizing that anger isn’t the only emotion that you can feel, and with you being so young, he wanted you to experience life as much as you can. And while you had an extra...passenger with you, he will do his best to make sure that it doesn’t get in the way of you enjoying life. It was nice to see a joyous smile on your face

Also you guys did find a hex that made Sukuna meow for the whole day and it was the best thing to ever happen with him lmao

Asmodeus

Honestly wasn’t really bothered with it at first. If anything, he treated it like hot gossip when you told him in the beginning

One thing he will say though: humans can be so revolting at times. I mean you ate a rotten finger, a cursed, aged, sharp, disgusting- you get the point. He did cringe at that, but everything else was pretty normal besides that

Still talked about your daily gossip, painted nails, the works. But recently, Sukuna’s name has been coming up more and more in your recent convos. Asmo, being quite the messy curious demon, wanted to know more about this curse

He really treated Sukuna like he was just your show and tell act and would want you to bring it out to see how he really was. He was amused with your cursed techniques, but he wanted to see more!

He heard you both talking with one another, and he wanted to see him in person! He hasn’t done anything and you’re among the seven strongest in Hell, so what could go wrong?

So much. So much could go wrong

And so much went wrong

After you manifested him, it went downhill from there. The large amount of control you did show caught his attention, but then it moved to the King of Curses himself. He was very delighted to see him up close for more than a couple of seconds, and took his time admiring his physique up close. It was fun for him, but not for you. Sukuna could feel your will slipping since your focus was being divided dealing with Asmo, so he took this as his time to shine

You had an exhausting day, and you were tired, which he used to his advantage. Asmo started to complain when Sukuna suddenly disappeared, but didn’t have a chance to voice it as your arm suddenly gripped the front of his shirt. He felt himself jolt, feeling his heart pumping. He looked into your eyes and realized that this wasn’t you, this was now Sukuna. The black markings that lined your face along with the new eye color (and the extra pair of eyes) came with a grin that stretched across your face

“What’s the matter? You were so eager to be in my presence, is it not to your liking now that the tables have turned? You claim to be one of the strongest, yet I would be able to kill you just being in this form-Ah, the brat is trying to come back, what a shame. Do me a favor, little Asmodeus, don’t insult me like this again. I am a King, and you will remember that. I might have to pay you another visit and take your heart with me next time to make sure you’re aware of that.”

He didn’t give Asmo time to answer, as his grip loosened and you were back. He saw you stumbling, shook out of his own thoughts and reached to catch you. He knew that this curse was an issue, but he didn’t understand just how serious this was, how serious it had gotten so quickly. The thought of Sukuna didn’t scare him, but the promise of him coming back just for him caused some worry. He wasn’t the weakest, but he didn’t want to hurt you! As much as he couldn’t stand his new found scorn of Sukuna, it wasn’t enough for him to take the chance of injuring you

You didn’t strike fear in him, rather the opposite. To see someone he has grown to care about be the one to try and bring his demise was...saddening. He could just feel his heart breaking at the notion. And if this experience taught him one thing is to be more understanding of what you’re going through

You remembered bits and pieces of the incident, and whenever you asked Asmo about it, he would divulge a tad in what happened, but wouldn’t go into too much detail. He didn’t want you blaming yourself, and he didn’t want you to distance yourself from him either. You already proven yourself of formindable you are ever since you gotten down here, and Asmo wasn’t going to let some jealous wannabe demon get in the way of that!

So no more talk of the thing, and whenever it did want to make an unsuspecting visit, Asmo would be ready. The thing was immune to most curses, but that didn’t mean that he couldn’t be charmed to some extent, right?

Has covered the eye slits up with makeup and other beauty products every morning, becomes both of your favorite bonding activity. Anything to erase any evidence of it existing and to hear your giggles brightens his day everytime!

Beelzebub

Is very sympathetic of your ordeal

Has mad respect for you eating that finger though, even he doesn’t think that he would eat that

Maybe with some sauces and some Hellroast he might

Is another brother that tries to keep an eye on you. If this Sukuna really is as dangerous as you make him out to be, then he would make sure to be prepared if things went south

Beel’s motto: stay ready you ain’t gotta get ready

Will want you to practice your moves with him. Beel’s pretty powerful, and on muscles alone is one of the strongest brothers. He wants to make sure that you can recognize your full potential, and to always do your best. Expect to be in the gym or the HoL’s backyard working out and training majority of the week

Is thoroughly impressed with your cursed techniques

Beel doesn’t understand that while yes, you have a whole curse residing in you, doesn’t make you less of a human. He forgets that you still have some limitations, and you have to remind him at least twice a week. You gotten more powerful yes, but you still weren’t at Beel’s level

“You can do it MC! Don’t give up!”

“Beel this is over 500 pounds...are you forgetting that I’m still HUMAN-”

But you can never stay mad at him, he’s just too sweet and he means well. He genuinely wants you safe and prepared if anything happens with Sukuna, and if getting you buffed up makes him feel somewhat at ease, then you’ll deal with it

Shares his food with you sometimes. He makes sure that you eat properly too, so no skipping out on meals!

Great listener! Whether you’re complaining about class, talking about a new restaurant you’re interested in (he’s definitely tuned in), or venting about Sukuna, he’s all ears. Even gives you advice if you ask for it or if you really need it

Has encountered Sukuna while he took over your body once, and let me tell you, he was not happy at all

Beel is one of the brothers that are in touch with his emotions; he doesn’t really fly off the handle into a rage unless someone has done something to his family or if he’s being denied food. But now that you’re family and vulnerable not only to other demons but to this curse inhabiting your body, he wasn’t taking any chances

He made sure to be very clear when talking with Sukuna. He wouldn’t stand for anything happening to you, and he made sure that the curse would wish he stayed scattered if that boundary was crossed

Beel is a very protective big brother that’s constantly looking out for you all the time. Even if you feel like that you need to bare this burden on your own, he makes sure that you never feel alone.

He already lost Lilith, and he doesn’t want to lose you too. He won’t mess up this time

Belphegor

See, he knew that there was something wrong with humans, and you were living proof of that

How can you trust humans not knowing if they have another creature living within them?!

Whatever, he’s too sleepy to even care about it

And you weren’t one of the worst so...he guesses that you’re tolerable, but don’t push it!

In the beginning, he thought it was easy to manipulate you, but he could just sense that something wasn’t right with you (and no, it wasn’t because you were just human). He would hear you talking aloud to yourself, except that you were...responding to yourself too?

He thought you finally cracked up lmao

He brought it up as a joke once, but the way you reacted was tense and...ashamed? Oh, he just hit a gold mine. This could make things much more interesting. You shared a little bit of your story with this so called “King of Curses”, but he was smart enough to make a plan off of the information. Maybe he could take advantage of Sukuna like he is of you. Kill two birds with one stone

Well his plan backfired swiftly. After he was freed from the attic and went straight in for the kill, things went array. His hands were wrapped around your neck, he could-should see the life leaving your eyes, but instead he was met with Sukuna’s gaze. Belphie thought he planned this right, he made sure that he didn’t give you enough time to manifest him or to use your curse techniques, so how was this-

“You think I don’t recognize the look of bloodlust, you spoiled child? You were foolish enough to believe that you could get rid of me this easily like the brat?!”, and he was sent flying across the room. How was this happening, this wasn’t suppose to happen!-

“As much as I would like to see them die, they’re useful to me for the time being. Once they are of no use anymore, the only one who will be relishing in their demise is me. They’ll be dying by my hand, not by some weakened child.”

Those words still resonated with him still to this day. Honestly, the whole incident did. No matter how many times he tried to convince himself that you forgiven him and want to build a real bond together, his mind refused to erase that horrid memory, and he deserved it. When Belphie remembers back to that day, he remembers the horrified and heart breaking looks on his brothers’ faces, the way that your eyes show how betrayed and petrified, and how you were gasping out begging him to stop, before he comes out and puts everyone in danger

He felt disgusting, guilty, mortified, regretful, a disappointment. Those feelings only escalated after having them explain the truth to him, both about yourself and being a descendent of his dead sister. He could see how much you touched his family, and you extended that kindness to him too, and he just exploited it

He stayed far away from you for a very long time. He didn’t try to approach you at all, only staying in the planetarium or even the attic, to avoid crossing paths with you. He didn’t deserve to make a connection with you like his older brothers, as much as he wanted to. He was remorseful, it wasn’t because of the whole Lilith revelation, but because you really didn’t deserve that happening to you

You made the first move to make amends, to have a fresh start, and he couldn’t have been more grateful, albeit nervous. He was so terrified of messing things up again, but you were there to help keep him grounded. “I won’t lie to say that what you did was okay, but I’m willing to move on from it. You aren’t completely forgiven, but we can work towards fixing things, together.”

Belphie was shaken by Sukuna’s words, but he wasn’t necessarily scared of him. In fact, he would personally find a way to cast him out of your body and destroy him permanently as the perfect apology and thank you gift; the thank you for reuniting him with his family, and for helping them develop healthy relationships with one another. They weren’t as separate as before, and it made him feel so warm every time he thought about it

Not that he would ever say that to anyone

You both spent time together either napping or plotting for future LYS (Lucifer You Suck) pranks. And since Belphie is pretty good with magic himself, he would be teaching you some new spells or curses that you could use to protect yourself, even against the curse inside you

Belphie will make sure to not make another huge mistake when it comes to you ever again. He’ll have his little slip ups, but you were never put into harms way because of them. He doesn’t want to sabatoge this bond, and he wants you to truly be happy spending time with him. He’s not the greatest role model (obviously) and may be tight lipped about how he feels most of the time, but he really does have your best interests at heart

[kyotakumrau]

2021.04.06 a talk event at Meguro Rock-May-Kan film screening at Namba Hatch with Kyo and Shinya - PART 2

Report by とあ on twitter (topics are not reported in order things happened, I followed the order they posted, 1st and 2nd session are mixed)

"What is Shinya's hair colour called? Is it okay to copy you [and dye my hair the same colour]?"

Shinya: Violet rose.

Fujieda: How about copying?

Shinya: It's fine.

Kyo: ... Violet rose?! It's called violet rose? (laughing)

Fujieda: It's sounds like a song title.

Kyo: Like our next song? Doesn't sound exciting at all (laughing).

Kyo: Did you name it Violet rose yourself?

Shinya: No, when I requested pink shade I got this colour, when I asked what colour is it I got told it's Violet rose.

Kyo: It's not pink at all.

"Which place is painful to get tattooed on?"

Kyo: It's said that the hand's palm and back of the foot. The one on this hand was done by the person who did the tattoo on my back, but she lives in Germany. She told me it's easy for the colour to fade on the palm. That's why she told me she will use an ink that's not approved in Japan but will not fade, and she did it for me.

Fujieda: It's really not fading.

Kyo: That's why she used some weird ink. Suspicious one, with something bad for people in it.

There are four small tattoos on this hand

(during this talk Kyo was showing his palm almost all the time)

Shift of conversation to the topic of tattooing a giraffe on Fujieda's back.

Kyo: A giraffe going all over your back to your thighs.

Fujieda: And the head would be on the neck?

Kyo: No, on the shoulder. So when you move your arm the giraffe's head would move as well. If I had a machine I could do it on you.

Fujieda: When there's a chance.

Kyo: Eh, if there's a machine?

(*there's a brilliant word play here with 機械・machine and 機会・opportunity both being read as 'kikai'🤣)

Kyo: Then I'm going to get the machine and tattoo you. Using that not approved ink from Germany.

Fujieda: No no no, we're talking about different 'kikai'.

Fujieda: "I'm in trouble eating too much. What should I do?"

Kyo: Eat!

"What do you drink when you wake up?"

Shinya: Cola.

"What lip balm do you use?"

Kyo: Cola flavour.

"A drink you like"

Kyo: Ehm... Dekavita, Oronamin C, things like that. But it's not good to drink those too much.

"Favorite chocolate sweets"

Kyo: Ehm... there are too many. ...Ah, but I love cheap sweets.

"When you eating a candy do you suck it till the end or do you crunch it?

Kyo: I crunch it from the start.

"Your favorite Japanese sweets"

Shinya: Ichigo daifuku (rice cake with a strawberry)

"Anything special about Namba Hatch, first time in a while?"

Shinya: Not really. First time since we played here and not for a show. It's feels quite empty.

Kyo: I have something I buy every time I come to Osaka, but I'm annoyed because they weren't sold. Half of me is made of sweets! I always buy 3 or 4 flavours of Curl before going back but I couldn't find them.

(*Curl is a corn puff snack)

Kyo: I never talk to the shop clerk, but this time I checked the shop few times and couldn't find it so I asked. I got told they only have cheese flavour so I got it and left.

Kyo: But don't send me Curl. It'd be troublesome to start receiving so many Curl packs. I'd get them myself.

Before I bought 4 packs to take home but by the time I was home I only had one left.

"What type of dogs do you like?"

Kyo: It's a secret. You'll know eventually.

Shinya: small dogs.

"What colours do you like besides members colours?"

Takavayashi: How were those colours decided? By the hair colour?

Kyo: That's what I think?

Shinya: They were decided without my knowledge.

Takabayashi: it's pink for you, right? Although it doesn't really match you?

What colour do you like best?

Shinya: Black.

(two if them look at each other in silence and laugh)

Takabayashi: How about you Kyo?

Kyo: Pink!

"Merchandise item you like"

Shinya: I guess the travel pouch.

Fujieda: Are you using it?

Shinya: Today I brought a smaller one.

Fujieda: Eh? You use it...

Kyo: He said he doesn't. The size is wrong.

Fujieda: Btw where's your bag from?

Shinya: It's from MUJI.

Fujieda: How was the hot pack? It's warm!

Handed it to Kyo

Kyo: Yeah, it's warm... but it was supposed to be released last time.

Fujieda: Eh? Saying that does it mean it was your idea??!

Kyo: Yup. Actually I wanted to have it last year, last year end was cold right? But the design wasn't done in time.

That's why it didn't come that time, just now. Niw it's not needed anymore. ...I hope you can use it next winter.

(*aaaaah so that's why he was poking at Fujieda so much about it☹️ it'd have been great last December!😆 but it'd definitely be useful next winter!!😊)

Fujieda: That's true, let's use it next winter. And it can also be used as a power bank so that can be used now.

Power strip.

Fujieda: Before this event Shinya was using this backstage. There aren't enough outlets backstage.

Kyo: Lol... is there really that few outlets backstage?

Fujieda: Well... not that few. But he was using it.

Kyo: Huhm.

Kyo (looks at Shinya): what is that, drawn on it?

Shinya got the power strip in his hands.

Shinya: That is cats who got electrocuted.

Kyo: Those are cats? Why cats?

Shinya: Who knows.

Fujieda: But isn't it cute?

Kyo: Yup, ...I guess it is.

Kyo likes the hoodie.

Kyo: The design in the back was drawn by the person who is my tattoo artist after I asked.

Fujieda: Why a hoodie?

Kyo: Eh?If its something to use it at home... you can't use a heat pack at home. Only a loony would use a heat pack at home. It's better to just turn on the heating. So it'd be crazy to use heat packs at home.

Kyo: and then you also won't use the pass case. And no use for the travel pouch at home nor the sticker...

Fujieda: What about the tote bag? Shinya is using it, for his shoes etc.

Shinya: I'm using it. I didn't bring it today though.

"In an old interview you said that because you couldn't afford to stay in a hotel you slept in the car and thought of sleeping position like yoga, what kind of position was it?"

Kyo: I said that?

Takabayashi: In a magazine interview I think? Didn't you said you didn't stay in a hotel?

Kyo: Saying I slept in the car, it must have been when traveling?

Kyo: You're sitting, right? There's someone next to you so totally no space. Saying it's like yoga, so like this, your head goes down and your legs go up, kinda have to turn around

Shinya: I thought then Kyo had a great idea, when I tried it, it was comfortable.

Kyo: I've put a plastic box in the legs and used it for my head, rose my legs, like L shape.

Fujieda: Is that really comfortable?

Kyo: Yup.

Takabayashi: There won't be any swelling, if you raise your legs.

Kyo: But in the past, when we got to the venue I was in that position some fan suddenly opened our car's door. I was so upset she saw the L shape position.

Fujieda: It's also hard to believe someone would just suddenly open your car door.

"How do you like your meat cooked?"

Kyo: rary rare

Fujieda: You mean to grill it only a little bit? Like sizzle siz..done?

Kyo: Yup.

Fujieda: How about you Shinya?

Shinya: Medium rare.

Kyo: You don't eat Yukhoe? (*dish similar to tartare steak)

Kyo: Isn't it rary rare?

Shinya: But that's special.

"A song you just hum"

Kyo: the '♪gohan ga susumu gohan ga susumu♪' one

"Do you look at the needle when you get an injection?"

Kyo: Fixedly. I also watch when I'm getting tattooed.

"You should know that ZARAME DONUTS bacon donuts will come back, so don't worry."

Kyo: .......? What? How do you know that?

Fujieda: When we were in Nagoya we got told the same. That for now they are gone but they will be available again.

Kyo: Uhm... Who are they? Why do they know this? Are you the shop's spy or something??

"A vegetable you like"

Kyo: what spring veg are there?

Fujieda: Bamboo shoots and so on.

Kyo: Bamboo shoots!

"What are you into right now."

Kyo: Sneakers and Bugs Bunny.

Fujieda: Batsu Bani?!

Kyo: Batsu Bani lol

Fujieda: What's that? Batsu Bani?

Kyo: It's a character...

Fujieda: Eh? Do you know it?

Takabayashi: Of course.

Fujieda: Batsu Bani... I have no idea. I didn't bring my phone so I can't check... What kind of character is it?

Kyo: I said.

Fujieda: Baksu Bani?? ...ah! Bunny! It's a rabbit?

"What fabric softener do you use?"

Shinya: No preference. Something smooth

Takabayashi: Not the pods?

Shinya: No. Water... should rather say liquid.

Takabayashi: I'll look for it next time.

Kyo: Any softener would be okay for me, but there's Fafa, isn't the bear super cute? Have you seen that commercial? Where the bear falls on the towels. It's very cute. Watch it. It's on the net. It makes me feel better even when I'm irritated.

Fujieda: So at the moment you like two characters, FaFa bear and Bugs Bunny.... !!! Bugs Bunny! You meant Bugs Bunny!

Kyo: You finally got it 😆

[prompt-master]

It helps I just want more oumami lol is that okay? Please

Owowowowowowowowow let me see what I can come up with uhHhuhhhuh

Amami can be seen walking around with Ouma clinging to his back

Ouma and Amami actually play quite a lot of intellectual board games together and they're both a really good match for each other

At one point Ouma decides to get an ear piercing because of how Handsome Amami is

The fashion couple you should fear.

Will low key talk shit about others, except then Ouma will be very loud about what they just said

When Amami lies to Ouma he just kinda goes "okay"

Amami is WAY too soft on Ouma. All he needs to do is shine puppy dog eyes his eyes and Amami is letting him do whatever

Ouma will just. Come on over and sit on his lap randomly

Ouma was calling him his beloved Amami-chan from before they were dating. Amami would always say it didn't bother him but...every now and then you could catch his ears going pink

"You're so troublesome" said in the most romantic way possible

Ouma draws Amami quite a lot, and theyre honestly pretty good

Amami introduces Ouma to things like hiking. At first he complained but they actually ended up being really interested in it, even if he HATES bugs.

Seriously Amami has to bring so many cans of bug spray when hiking with Ouma. He doesn't even know how to introduce him to camping at this rate.

Amami goes thrifting a lot and will bring Ouma strange incomprehensible trinkets knowing that he will LOVE them. They're like his little love letters to Ouma.

Ouma will refer to Amami as his second in command

Ouma has to climb his damn bf just to get some kisses

Ouna gets lonely if he spends too much time on traveling so Ouna tries to come with him so he can at least be in the hotel/motel room

But Amami also likes to have alone time. At first its a bit of a struggle but Ouma really learns to respect that and give it more often

So much romantic teasing that it feels sensual

[pinepickled-om]

hey pine! any beel/luci ideas or headcanons? smutty if you got 'em... maybe beel tops... 0.0

Sure! Thanks for the request!

There are THREE!!! Whole spots open left in my drafts for people to request whatever they want!  It can be super specific or super vague, so don’t feel shy to send your request right here!

(Sorry it's late lol, finals season)

Nsfw and Sfw~

Mixed sfw and nsfw

Beel has always wanted to protect Lucifer. His big brother had always done his best to protect Beel and Belphegor, even after the fall, so Beel wanted to repay him. Somehow. You can't exactly protect the strongest among you, not in any easy way.

But the protection comes in many different flavors

A hearty meal for late night work hours, gentle massages when Luci's old man bones hurt, keeping him company after a long meeting.

It's the little things that Beel learns to cherish, because he knows that Lucifer would never accept any big changes from a romantic partner.

(Plus, a little on the angst side, it's not as though Beel really has anything to offer Lucifer. He's the dumb 6th born who eats a hole through their wallets and always messes things up)

(Little does Beel know, it's the troublesome ones Luci likes the best.)

Late at night, after a particularly stressful day, Beel will groom Luci’s wings.  He’ll take the special ginger-scented oil and carefully preen every single black feather, being as gentle as possible.

It gets to Luci, the fact that a giant like Beel is being so soft with him

His wings begin to quiver ever so slightly from the constant attention, and soon Lucifer is bright red and trying to keep his whimpers and moans from Beel

Beel hears, of course, but he doesn’t tell Lucifer that

He only continues to preen his big brother’s feathers, one by one, quietly enjoying as Lucifer becomes more undone.

Before their romantic relationship officially started, Lucifer already learned how to accomodate Beel

As an angel, he learned to adapt to Beel’s dietary needs, as in he would cook big hearty meals and sit with Beel as he chowed down

Turkey, chicken, a whole buffalo, stew, pie, whatever the humans came up with, Beel wanted to eat it

Technically, Lucifer was put in charge of stopping that behavior, but when Beelzebub flashed those puppy dog eyes, Lucifer couldn’t resist

It got to the point that even when they were demons, Lucifer had gotten into the habit of giving Beel whatever he wanted.

Poisoned Apples? Of course

Sashimi? no problem

Beel, on his own character, never got spoiled: but he did get an idea on how to see just how far Lucifer would go to give Beel what he wants to eat

what I’m saying is that Beel definately guilt tripped Lucifer into letting Beel suck him off and eat his ass

Beel also had to learn, however

Lucifer is a delicacy, something to be revered and treated with utmost gentleness.

So Beel learns to be a gentleman, just a little bit

He learns how to make dark chocolate, he begins to mix his own tea blends catered for Lucifer and Lucifer only, gets Asmo’s advice on fashion and Mammon’s advice on expensive gifts

His older brother couldn’t describe how much those little things meant to him, but that was okay.

Beel always understood

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fic writing meme: 1, 12, 17, 18, 21

Oh dang, that’s a lot! Think I’ll put this behind a cut to spare everyone’s dash.

1. The first fandom I wrote and posted for was Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. But! Somewhere in a landfill is a notebook with a very overwrought Animorphs fic about Ax falling in love with my very cool, original-character-donut-steel alien bat-centaur who can tell the future. Every day I thank the universe for not letting my family have internet access until I was 14. Actually, maybe the universe should have held out longer, but you can peep the cringe for yourself over here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/173909/Fortuna

Yes, that is my old ff.net profile. My only regret is that I didn’t get a chance to back up my ask fics before the site suddenly decided to make a rule banning them and deleted them all. (Me, still salty over that 15 years later? Why, yes actually.)

12. A trope I haven’t tried yet but really want to? It’s hard to narrow it down; there’s a lot of “cliche” fanfic tropes I never let myself write that I want to indulge in this year. I’m thinking about finding one of those bingo cards to use or something. But since I grew up sneaking my mom’s romance novels, I think an arranged marriage would be fun to try if I have to pick just one.

17. The fic I’m most proud of should come as no surprise, lol. I still can’t believe I finished something as long and plotty as finaglc. Would love to manage it again someday. :’)

18. Line/scene dvd commentary: okay okay okay! So there’s this more-or-less abandoned DaphGan Legend of Zelda fic I was writing back in the day, that was just a loose serious of vignettes in chronological order. I had ideas for like 20 chapters and fizzled out because it turns out only about three people on the whole earth give a shit about DaphGan and I can’t write in a complete void of feedback. Anyway, I researched medieval boar hunting techniques because I desperately wanted an action scene culminating in a ~bad omen~ and here it is, so scroll by if you just want to see the last question in the batch:

Within minutes, they were deep enough that the forest canopy closed above them, far above Ganondorf’s head.  In the cool and the dim, and with the rustling of leaves in the breeze overhead sounding almost like waves, Ganondorf felt as though he were at the bottom of a great, ancient lake.  Mist lay in a thick blanket on the ground as high as the smaller horses’ barrels, and a carpet of dead leaves and needles deadened the sounds of their movement.  The hunters had fallen silent.   About that, he had no complaints.

(I recall being inordinately fond of the underwater imagery, because I’d been struggling for how to conceptualize a thick forest for a person who’s spent most of his life in the open desert.)

Save for ferns and scattered herbs, there was little in the way of troublesome plants or low branches beyond the border of the forest, and Ganondorf realized that King Daphnes’ suggestion the day before had, in truth, been polite censure of his clothing rather than any practical concern.  He frowned, and put the thought aside.  It did not matter.

(I was not at all subtle about the Hylians picking at the Gerudo envoy’s appearances, which I think I could handle a little better now, but alas...)

He thought instead on the many sounds surrounding them, his ears straining to hear every one.   There was birdsong, in patterns and notes he had never heard.  Small creatures rustled in the trees.  Water gurgled somewhere out of view.   The woods were full of life in every direction, and Ganondorf quietly marvelled at its richness.

All of this, for the sport of one family?

(This piece of writing is old enough that I was still using the now-defunct “two spaces after a period” rule, wow. Also, hello there, years-old misspelling. :/)

They kept to a walking pace for an hour or two, hushed but alert.  The dogs picked up a scent, the party wheeling around to follow after them.   Ganondorf rode alongside King Daphnes.  The man’s eyes were alight as he looked down the deer trail ahead of the dogs; a small smile of anticipation grew on his face.  "They have something, eh?” he said, in a whisper.  “What did I tell you!”

The lead dog threw its head back, baying.  It launched itself forward and the rest of the pack followed suit, tails held high like flags.

An enormous boar, all sinewy muscle and bristled hide, burst from a nearby thicket and was driven ahead of them.

“Aha!" The king spurred his horse to a gallop, the rest of the party just behind.  Ganondorf quickly found himself bringing up the rear.

The stallion seemed to find this as unacceptable as he did, for without his urging it picked up speed, long strides eating up the ground until the pair were level with the king once more.

(This bit started with the rest of the hunting party giving G-dawg mad shit for insisting on riding his stallion instead of a more appropriate horse, so I had to vindicate him, of course.)

Ganondorf’s eyes were now fixed on the boar.  He crouched low over the stallion’s neck, free hand fisted in the tangles of its mane.  They pulled ahead to run with the dogs, until even the dogs were falling behind them.

"Stay with it!"  The king’s bellow carried over the thunder of the stallion’s hooves.  "Keep running it!”

They ran.  The boar was fast and nimble, leading a chase through dense copses and over fast-flowing streams.  The world fell away until all that remained was the path they weaved through the trees, the rolling strength of the horse beneath him, the forest rushing by in a blur of green and loamy brown, and the boar.

Ganondorf laughed like a child, his heart light for first time since he’d come to this impossibly green land.

The chase ended when the boar made to leap over a fallen log and could not clear it, tumbling end over end.  The beast scrambled to its hooves, brandishing its long tusks.  It had reached the point of exhaustion, steam rising from its hide, muscles quivering with exertion.  It could run no longer.

Ganondorf held it at bay, keeping the point of his spear trained on it.  He did not wish to incite it to charge and risk his horse.  He simply looked at it, watching the boar watch him with wide, red eyes.  Foam gathered at its mouth, and he wondered whether it would die where it stood, if its heart had burst in its chest.

The baying of the dogs was not far off.  The hunters were closing in.

(Still a little puffed up over the juxtaposition of hunting being legitimately thrilling but cruel. Catch my bro getting swept up in the excitement.)

“Excellent work!"  Daphnes was at the head of the party, as he had been to start.  "Oh, well done, man!”

As the dogs circled, barking and snapping, the boar stood its ground, head lowered.  It made a few feints at the dogs foolish enough to attack, but as the hunters closed in it had less and less room to manoeuvre.   Ganondorf could see it rallying for a final effort, weariness flowing into terror and rage.

It roared, lunging, scattering the dogs.   Blood streaked its tusks.  A horse reared when its leg was cut by sharp hooves.  For a moment, it looked to Ganondorf as though it might break away again and escape.

In one practiced motion, Daphnes leapt from his horse and sunk his spear deep into the boar’s side.

Ganondorf’s racing heart froze.  Pain keener than any he had ever felt lanced through him, choking him on a silent cry.  He clutched at his chest, groping for the spear-head that wasn’t there.  His own spear fell from numb fingers to the forest floor.  Terror and agony, all-encompassing, swept over him in a crushing wave.

None of the other hunters noticed his distress.  All eyes were locked on their king’s struggle with the beast.  The boar screamed, running against the spear as if it would happily run the length of it to reach Daphnes with its final breath.  The cross-tree of the spear and the strength of the man wielding it kept the boar’s tusks far from its target, however, and for every drop of blood that spilled from its side a portion of its strength bled away with it.

After what felt far too long, the boar collapsed.  It’s screams had faded to rattling breaths, and when Daphnes stepped forward, knife drawn, it did not resist.

It was on Ganondorf that its red eyes rested when its throat was cut, in some mute accusation or seeking solace, he could not say.  The pain in his chest receded when the final gout of blood ran out onto the dark earth.  By the time Daphnes stood from his task, wiping his hands and blade clean on a rag, Ganondorf might have believed that the pain had been a trick of his imagination.

(This thing with the dead boar was meant to keep coming up in small ways throughout the rest of the vignettes as a harbinger of G-dawg’s ultimate failure and doom along with being an illustration of how he twists and suppresses himself for the sake of pleasing Daphnes, but of course it’ll probably never happen now since I’m five years out. I really did like this idea, though, and this scene was super fun to write. Except for now I’ve noticed another old typo. T_T)

21. The fic that got away? Lots; I actually have a horrible track record for finishing long fics. The one I’m most bummed out by, that I still think of from time to time, was actually a fill for the old Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme on LJ. It was Animated-verse pre-war Ratchet/Ultra Magnus with a detour into Ratchet/Megatron. I was about two thirds of the way done when something happened in the community that I can’t recall anymore derailed me, and I never ended up finishing it. Sometimes I think about scraping it off the meme to at least archive what I had done on Ao3 or something, but I probably won’t lol. It would take forever to track it down since this was back in like, 2012.

[helenaswriting]

ships for @why-the-heck-am-i-here!

@why-the-heck-am-i-here: “Okay I really really want a ship thingy for marvel, Harry Potter and stranger things pls!! Imma send it here because I want to tell you as much about myself as possible 👉🏻👈🏻. (Feel free to post it still lol! Okay so my name is Bailey and I’m 5’9 (v tall) I currently have kinda short black wavy hair but I’m always dying it! Imma do pink next ;). I have green eyes and I tend to always do big thick eyeliner and smudged eyeshadow. I dress more on the oversized grunge side of the fashion spectrum, tho I would love to go more alternative. Okay now that that’s out of the waaayyy. I’ve always been described as the cool one kinda. I’m laid back but at the same time always up to do something stupid lol. I’m definitely always up for some fun but also a good ol nap. When I’m not doing anything like that I’m drawing or binging any show/movie I can get my hands on! Anime sign me up! Horror sign me up! Romantic sign me up!! You get the point. Back to drawing tho, that is such a big part of my life. I’ve been drawing since I can remember. Rather it’s just doodling or going out side with a canvas and some watercolor I’m always doing something new with art! I even have a small business. And if I happen to get a cool idea I’ll sketch it out on anything! My pets are also a big part of my life. I have a Pomeranian puppy named kuma and a GIANT Akita named Harlow. Their kinda stupid ngl but that means they take after mom 😣. Oh there’s music! I’m literally always listening to it or wishing I was listening to it, some times if I can’t I’ll start humming a song without realizing. Lastly id say I’m really touchy, I like to hold hands and get hugs 🥺. SNUGGLING IS THE BEST AHHH. Just some little facts; I’m a slytherin 🚨🚨 My favorite marvel character is rocket I’m a sucker for sandwiches My favorite color is black I always imagined myself sneaking my dog into Hogwarts as a pet (probably the Akita because 🙃) I’m a master a video games! Pokémon is my bff That’s all I can think of! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I HOPE IM NOT A BOTHER 👉🏻👈🏻”

hello!! you aren’t a bother at all and thank you for your request! i just did marvel and harry potter, if that’s alright? i’m very sorry, i just had so many considerations for stranger things and couldn’t make up my mind :( i hope you still enjoy reading these headcanons!! <3

· so, let’s start of with marvel! · as i was reading your description, i was considering many ngl, but i just have to go with bucky, because y’all would really be a power couple. · so the two of you meet very randomly, and a little cliché, at a blockbuster. (rip blockbuster btw). · you’re browsing shelves of movies, just taking a good look when you spot this tall guy, with shoulder-length brown hair, eyes on you, flustered when you spot him and you just kind of smile to yourself. · you spot the metal hand he’s hiding in his sleeve, (knowing who he was, though it wasn’t something you minded,) as you strike up a conversation with him, about the movie he’d quickly picked up when he saw you heading his way. · “the 40-year-old virgin, huh?” · “what- uhh, sorry?” · you nod to the dvd in his hand, realising that was the movie he’d randomly picked when panicking, though he wouldn’t admit he was, even later when you become a couple. · bucky and you end up leaving with each others numbers on your phones, and though he has a hard time admitting it, he’s very giggly and happy. · i mean he just got a really cute girls number, what was there not be ecstatic about? · anywho, so fastforward to after a little too many dates where he asks if you want to make it official. · it’s actually a really sweet moment. · you two are sitting at a fountain, no one around, your head on his shoulder as you just listen to the sound of the water behind you, a comfortable silence between you two. · he then kisses your lips, and you’re both feeling over the moon. · so this guy loves everything about you. · you both kind of have the same energy in a way, both laid back and though he might not have the same amount of coolness as you, you two just click and fit perfectly. · there’s never awkward silences between y’all, you’re practically soulmates, and that’s what steve and sam say too when they meet you and see you together. · if bucky has to go shopping for new clothes he always brings you along for advice, ‘cause he really likes your style and the vibe you have. · and you love styling him, since he goes along with almost everything. · for only you, of course. · bucky always hypes you up and admires your art, kissing your temples as you draw or paint, looking at your art. though he thinks your the art. · btw he absolutely LOVES your pets, and he spoils them by giving them too many treats sometimes, but he can’t help it. · yes, he is a big dog lover.  · is it just because they are your dogs and seem to have some of your personality? · maybe.  · he’s a soft boy with you, always there for you, holding you close whenever he can. · and this guy is also very touchy. · there’s nothing he loves more than laying on the couch with you, snuggling and cuddling as you watch a movie together or playing video games. · you almost always end up talking through movies, not being able to focus, but y’all don’t really mind.  · and you always kick buckys ass in video games, and when he get’s sad about losing you make up for it with kisses and loads of love <3. · he loves listening to music with you too and you showing him songs you like, since he’s not all that up to date with modern music and what’s popular nowadays. · bucky LOVES holding hands with you btw. · he only really uses lots of pda if he’s jealous of some guy checking you out, but he always holds your hand, proud to have you by his side as his lover. · he just appreciates you so much, and is so thankful that you support him and are there for him, especially when he’s going through dark episodes of trauma and PTSD. · all in all, you’re a real power couple, always strong together and you both rely a lot on each other. the trust and bond the two of you is so deep and stunning, and you’re a real dreamy, grunge couple.

· now to the world of harry potter! · okay, so honestly how can i not ship you with the obvious person who came to my mind first- draco malfoy.  · so the two of you are childhood friends and meet in your first year at hogwarts, befriending the boy. · we all know that draco is quite the dramatic person sometimes, and you two are quite different in that sense. · sure you have the same slytherin qualities, but since you’re waaay more laid back, sure up for a little trouble, but nothing with major drama, draco is the opposite. · he’s meddling himself into things that are unbelievable sometimes, getting into trouble for the most dramatic things.  · but you’re always there to help him. · you grow to be best friends, and many from the other houses judge you for that due to his reputation. · but the thing was that they didn’t actually know him the way you knew him, as a best friend, though you wanted to be more, and let’s be honest draco has had a crush on you since your third year at hogwarts. · he asks if you want to go to the yule ball with him, and that’s when you both crack at the same time to tell each other you want something more than to just be friends. · might i add draco is very enchanted by your dress, which i personally imagine to be this black or grey, puffy gown. · no matter what you would be wearing, he’d love it and think you look gorgeous. · “draco, i-” · “i have to tell you-” · “oh,” you both say at the same time. · “you go first!” · “no, you, you.” · “i insist you speak first, i-” · but he interrupts you by placing his lips on yours and god are there loads of butterflies in your stomach. · from that night, you’re a couple, but it’s not something you disclose to many people in the beginning, despite draco being so fond of pda. · fond of pda doesn’t even begin to describe it honestly. · once you’re a couple he can’t stop showering you with kisses, hugs, gifts, chocaltes- everything. · infront of anyone, anywhere. · btw he loves shopping with you and for you, and simply must give you really extra clothes worth god knows how many galleons, but he doesn’t mind at all. · whenever you gift him something it’s usual small, but very personal, and god this boy may seem tough and ready to square up, but he becomes so emotional when you give him a present- no matter what it is. · also he loves giving you art supplies, insisting on buying your watercolour paintings so he can have them on display both in his dorm but also at home, though his parents may not be to fond of it. · he’s your number one supporter and inspiration. · draco is very proud to have you, and WILL show you off whenever he can. · he thinks and knows you deserve it, for everything you put up with. · aka him. · draco is the sort of person who has a facade for most people, you being one of the only ones, if not the only one, to be able to break down that facade. · he knows that he can be difficult sometimes, since being emotional is something he’s bad at showing just because it’s something he hides a lot, but he knows he can trust you and be himself around you. · and he knows that you’re always there for him. · and draco is always there for you. · you two have a lot of fun and are always pulling pranks or getting into trouble. · on a date you two went to explore the dark forest, luckily not getting hurt, but even if it was scary, it was funny as well. · afterwards you retreated to your dorms, sitting in the common room, having movie marathons, which annoyed the other slytherins since you two hog the tv quite a bit. · he also loves sneaking up to your dorm and taking you out on midnight walks. · sometimes you take your dog along, and it’s all just very cute. · all in all, you are such a great pair, strong, fun and troublesome, yet sweet and tender.

[bisexualstokes-archive]

A Walk in the Woods (2/4)

Chapter (2/4): The Troublesome Twins Rating: Teen+ Chapter Summary: Parker goes on a roller coaster of emotions, as tension rises and comes to a breaking point as Nick disappears into the Earth. Chapter Notes: Discussion of animal violence, some hurtful things said to a boy who just really loves dogs but don’t worry...justice will be served. Also, this fic is gonna be longer than I anticipated lol so double the chapters!

@letswaitforme​, @deltajackdalton​, @impossiblepluto​ OH MAN HERE WE GO

Previous Chapter | Read on ao3

His batteries died about three hours into the twelve hour car ride. He was allowed to bring his GameBoy, but not his cell phone--nobody was allowed to bring their phones, and for the fact that the battery of the GameBoy wouldn’t have lasted longer than the car ride, anyway. He threw his head back against the seat in frustration and boredom, how could anybody survive twelve hours, strapped down into some sort of physical stasis, unable to move with nothing but their own mind to entertain them? 

Nick and Eli seemed to have no trouble with the daunting task, chatting about Eli’s life, Nick telling Eli how proud he is that he’s doing so well, that he’s going to school, that he has a job, living the life that his father would have wanted for him. Blah, blah, blah. The same dialogue that Parker has heard all of his life, in regards to Eli Brown. He wishes he could just skip through it. 

Even Sam had seemed invested in the conversation, he was allowed to roam free in the car, though Nick would tell him to sit back right before a sharp turn, so that the poor dog wouldn’t lose his footing. Otherwise, Sam would perch himself between the driver’s and passenger’s seat, which earned him praise from Nick and Eli, who would take turns rubbing the top of his head as they continued to talk.

About halfway there, they stopped for a bathroom break, Nick was walking around with Sam, allowing him to take as much time as he needed to go to the bathroom. Eli and Parker waited by the car, stretching idly. Parker was grateful for the silence, he felt drained from just listening to all the talking, though found that his unused voice was hoarse when he took the rare initiative in asking a question to Eli.

“So...these trips...do you guys really kill…?” Parker asked hesitantly, clearing his throat. He knows his father told him that they wouldn’t, that he wouldn’t, but he had convinced himself that was a lie to convince Parker to come. That the minute they showed up, he would be given a gun and told to “prove himself,” as his cousins had described.

Eli smiled and shook his head. A stupidly handsome smile. He could hear his dad’s voice complimenting it, telling Eli how much he looked like his father. 

“Nah, bro--”

I’m not your “bro…”

“That’s not Uncle Nick’s scene. He and I usually just go hiking, taking in the sights. We usually find a spot to just sit and...watch. He’s got his binoculars, I got my sketchpad. It’s really relaxing, you’re gonna love it. Beyond that, we get to just...talk. About anything. Everything. It’s a huge release.”

Parker nodded, grateful that he didn’t have to actually participate in the hunting. He had seen his dad armed with a gun before, but couldn’t imagine seeing him in the same way he’s seen his cousins playing with BB guns at the Stokes Ranch during the holidays. He couldn’t imagine himself in that way, for that matter. 

“You know, he’s really happy that you’re coming with this year. Never stops talking about you,” Eli leaned on Parker’s shoulder casually, to which Parker reacted by attempting to shrug him off, but was too distracted by the shocking words Eli told him to notice. 

“Really?” Parker muttered. Eli winked as Nick walked towards them, beckoning them all back into the car.

“Alright boys, we’re halfway there!” Nick shouted as he and Sam got closer, in a sing-song voice that made Eli beam with joy.

“Ohhhhhh-oh! Livin’ on a prayer!” Eli sang back, he and Nick fell into a head-banging dance of joy.

“Take my hand, we’ll make it, I swear…” Parker sang hap-hazardly, unsure if he would ruin the moment by joining in, but another surprise, as his dad looked at him in wonder, and continued the song.

The next six hours of the car ride were filled with Parker joining in on the fun, and he thought to himself, maybe this trip wouldn’t be so bad after all, maybe Eli wouldn’t hog all of the attention from Nick like he normally did, maybe the hike would be as relaxing as Eli made it out to seem.

Maybe he could finally tell his dad all the things he wanted to say to him, no holds barred, all cards on the table. He could tell him everything. 

They parked on the outskirts and unpacked most of the car, it was a short hike to the campsite that was already in the usual state of chaos Parker was used to walking into during their visits to the Stokes Ranch, except void of the high-pitched, playful screams of his female cousins and sister. Just loud mouthed, goofy boys. 

“Still got that dog of yours, Nicky?” his Uncle Steve remarked, shaking his father’s hand. “Dog’s older than young Billy here!” 

“Yeah, well, this dog’s got as many lives as I do. Doesn’t know when to quit. Just like me,” Nick added in a playful growl, gripping his brother’s hand a little tighter than needed. A small twitch in his eye went unnoticed by Steve Stokes, who moved on to shaking Eli’s hand eagerly.

“Eli! Nice to see you again, Jesus--you’re gettin’ to be as tall as Nick!” Uncle Steve joked, patting his brother on the top of his head. Parker knew that his father wasn’t exactly “short” but he was the shortest out of his brothers. He could tell he wasn’t too happy about being teased about his height. “That, or maybe young Parker here is gonna be towering over you some day! Get over here, Parker!” 

“Hi, Uncle Steve,” Parker murmured sheepishly, allowing his body to be encompassed into a bear hug.

“You know, boy, you don’t have to stay behind your Daddy all weekend, you can come hang out with the big boys, if ya want,” Steve whispered into his nephew’s ear. “Otherwise, you’ll miss out on all the fun…” 

Parker looked over to his younger cousins, running around, talking, laughing, having fun as they got things ready, nets and arrows and loaded guns. If he didn’t know better, he’d think they were preparing for a battle.

“Nah, I’m good, Uncle Steve. Thanks, though.” Parker muttered, but his uncle had already broken away from him, to go playfully shout at his own children as they were tying up their other cousins to a tree.

“Pancho! There you are!” an older, rougher voice cut through all the white noise. Nick winced, somehow a once comforting, pleasant nickname brought a sense of alertness, attention, and adrenaline. But, he plastered a smile as his father got up to greet the last of the hunting trip party. “What took you so long?”

“He got lost,” Eli nudged Nick in the shoulder, before walking over to Todd, who greeted him with a hand shake into a hug. 

“Course he did. Good to see you, Eli--and there he is, man of the hour! Park!” Another tight hug, this time from his grandfather. “C’mere, it’s time you’re given ‘The Talk.’”

“The...talk?” Parker looked to his dad, who just nodded encouragingly. 

“UNCLE NIIIIIIIIICK!” 

Two young boys ran up to Nick, Billy and Jake, twins, aged thirteen. Steve’s kids. Always a year ahead, Steve Stokes. 

“Did you bring your gun!?” Jake asked excitedly.

Nick cleared his throat, slightly uncomfortable with the question. Of course he brought his gun, his 9mm pistol which he carries with him everywhere.

“Yeah,” he sighed, taking it out from behind his back. He held it out for the boys to see. He did promise them last year, that he would “bring it this year” (though he had the gun with him at the time, but they were too distracted by having their first opportunity to hunt to really prod their uncle. 

“Whoa!”

“Cool!”

“It’s just like a cop’s!” 

“Have you killed anything with it?” Billy asked in a gasp, reached out for it, but Nick took it away. 

“It’s not a toy,” Nick reminded him, avoided the question. The boys’ faces fell, discouraged, and Nick felt a twinge of regret for ruining the tone, but being asked the same question all of these years was really starting to get on his nerves. He should have never told his family about the restaurant incident. “Here, wanna see something funny? Here, go put this--” He reached into a pocket and pulled out a dog treat. “--Into your father’s back pocket.”

Jake distracted his father as Billy did just that, and then the boys returned to Nick for the punchline.

“Watch this...Sam! Aller chercher la friandise!”

It took Sam no time at all to find the treat, and soon he was digging into Steve’s back pocket, nearly taking his pants off of him to an uproar of laughter from the Stokes men.

The camp was set up and dinner was made before the sun dove down beneath the trees. Parker yawned, exhausted from the long drive and sudden exertion of energy, and happily dove into the tent as Grandpa Cisco bid everyone good night.

“Alright, boys, tomorrow comes early! Y’all get some shut-eye, we leave at the first sight of dawn.”

Parker wrapped himself up in his sleeping bag, his body felt comfortable, but couldn’t seem to keep his eyes closed. His head was turned to his dad, who was staring straight up at the top of the tent with a clenched jaw. He closed his eyes, seemed to mutter something, before rolling onto his left arm, away from his son. Parker pursed his lips, furrowed his eyebrows, his weariness faded into a determination to watch his father, who seemed unable to get comfortable.

“First night’s always the roughest,” Eli whispered from behind Parker, nearly making him jump out of his bag. “I can’t sleep either.”

Typical nerves that come with sleeping in another place away from home, Parker understood that enough. He’s never quite gotten used to hotel rooms, during vacations, or to his father’s childhood bed during the holiday stays in Texas. He knew he would struggle sleeping on the ground, but didn’t think his dad would. He thought of all the hotel rooms, shared rooms in family’s guest rooms. Either Parker or Madison were given the comfy bed, his dad would take the chair or the floor, but would always fall asleep sitting up.

Maybe he doesn’t like being on his back?

“He’ll toss and turn for a bit, probably won’t get a whole lotta sleep, but he’ll be okay. Might hear a scream or two.”

Parker’s eyes widened, unsure if Eli was joking or not.

His eyes would have widened even more, as his dad rolled over to his other side, wincing a little, shutting his eyes tight. Still muttering, Parker couldn’t make out what it was over Eli’s gentle snoring. 

Guess Eli was more tired than he let on.

“Dad?” The quietest whisper, laced with concern, somehow seemed to ease Nick out of his restless dreaming.

“Park? You okay, buddy?”

The crinkles of Nick’s face softened into a loving look of concern at his son, as he cupped a hand onto Parker’s cheek. Nick’s eyes darted all over Parker’s face, mapping out the replacement of what he thought was the source of an imaginary fan.

“Yeah, Dad, I’m fine. Just...can’t sleep,” Parker muttered sheepishly. “Too excited,” he added, in an effort to cheer his dad up, though he wasn’t really all that excited.

It worked, a half-smile spread across Nick’s face. 

“Me too. Gonna be a long day tomorrow, though, try to close your eyes…” He stroked his son’s cheek as Parker eventually fell into a dream of a long drive, just him and his dad, sharing a comfortable silence as they watched the road disappear behind them.

He hoped that the events of the next day would be just as peaceful, but a wake-up call from Jake and Billy whooping loudly started him off in an irritated mood. His mood didn’t get any better, as Jake and Billy continued to berate their younger cousin. They had already claimed their first victim, an innocent squirrel, shot down from a tree by Billy’s homemade sling-shot.

“Scared you might hurt something, Parker?” Billy sneered, not seeming to understand Parker’s love for animals. “They’re gonna die anyway, we’re just putting them out of their misery.”

“Yeah, and back in the olden days, our ancestors needed to hunt to survive!” Jake backed his brother up.

“Oh, please, like you know anything about ‘the olden days.’ Didn’t you have to go to summer school for history, Jakey? Besides, guns aren’t toys. A-and death isn’t some sort of...game.” 

“Says the boy who lives in video games.”

“And who’s dad is a cop!”

“Yeah, but video games aren’t real! And my dad isn’t a cop. He’s a scientist.”

“Well, our dad told us he’s shot someone before. A few people, actually.”

“Yeah, shot them dead.”

Parker balled up his fingers into a fist, breathed fast and deep through his nostrils. 

“He...I’m sure he had to do it.”

“What, can’t handle the fact that your daddy isn’t as perfect as you thought he was? Pfft.” 

“I never said he was perfect--”

“I’m surprised he hasn’t shot your dog yet, he’s getting pretty old. Our dad put our oldest one out of its misery, before it started suffering really badly.”

Parker was fuming, he wanted nothing more than to shove his cousin off of a cliff, wound him, let him run around injured, chase him, make him feel the same fear that they put those poor, harmless animals through with their damn hunting.

He was about to raise his fist, push it into Billy’s face, when a hand on his shoulder made him release his grip. For a second, his heart leapt, he thought it was his dad--but he turned around, and saw Eli, with a stone cold expression on his face. 

“Boys, this weekend is supposed to be about having fun, and well, it looks like to me that we’re not having fun right now, are we? Don’t wanna get Papa Cisco all cranky, do we?” 

Eli’s words brought a cooling wave of silence over the hotheaded boys. Billy dramatically stomped his foot on the ground before running a hand through his hair.

“Whatever! We’re going to have so much more fun than you guys, anyway!” Billy scoffed. 

“Yeah, have fun with your bird watching and stupid drawings!” Jake cried out as they began to run off their excess energy around the camp in some imaginary game.

“Hey! Eli’s drawings aren’t stupid!” Parker shouted back to them. He took a few deep breaths, dug his head into his hands, turning away from all of the adults, who seemed unaware of the entire argument. Even if they were, it was only natural for young boys to “duke it out,” as his Uncle Todd would put it. They wouldn’t have paid attention to what it was about...unless Parker did get his hands on Billy. 

“Thanks...but I don’t need you to defend me,” Parker muttered as Eli pat him on the back. 

“Can’t help it. You’re like a little bro to me, Parker. From what I gather, brothers stand up for each other.” 

Another pat on the back, which rocked Parker a little forward as he sniffled and nodded to Eli, who walked back towards the other adults.

Parker stood alone, watching the two troublesome twins--he almost wanted to smile at the alliteration, get his other, younger cousins to join as the adults continued to exchange stories, laugh, have fun. Parker felt so out of place, not belonging in either group. Why did he even come here?

“Hey, buddy, you ready?” 

Nick’s voice startled his son, who quickly wiped his eyes.

“Y-yeah, let’s go.”

“You all right?” 

“Yeah, Dad, I’m fine. Let’s go.”

Nick bent down a little, made direct eye contact with his son. For some reason, Parker thought he saw a flash of blood spatter on his dad’s face, from the victims he’s shot down, hopefully in the line of duty. 

“I’m fine,” Parker repeated in a snarl. He brushed past his dad, picked up his backpack from the tent. “So, where’re we goin’?”

His accent was getting thicker, an accent he only had from being around his family for so long. An accent that was only obvious when he was upset. Nick inhaled deeply, tried to fight down the urge to interrogate his son, on why he was all of the sudden so gloomy.

He is a preteen, after all. 

“We’re gonna go this way. Yo, Eli! Let’s roll!” 

Nick and his boys started their hike, though Todd, Billy and Todd’s son Flynn followed closely behind until they reached a crossroads. Nick and Todd had made friendly idle chit-chat, discussing what trails they wanted to go on throughout the week, asked each other about their jobs and families.

Meanwhile, Parker and Billy exchanged offensive gestures.

After a final, silently spoken curse word to Billy and about thirty minutes of distance from the cretin, Parker was starting to feel better, calmer. Nick would occasionally stop the group, pointing out birds perched on branches, Eli snapping photos of various wildlife and general forest aesthetic. Sam trotted along, sniffing the ground, attempted to eat things that Nick would tell him to spit out.

Parker, meanwhile, was imagining that he was in a video game, that he had a user interface in front of him, picking up rocks, sticks and berries and placing them into his “inventory.”  

He was finally at peace, finally enjoying himself, when he heard a gunshot in the distance--if he didn’t know better, it had almost sounded like thunder, followed by an uproar of cheers and whoops, to which Nick, Eli and Parker did not join in. Sam had stopped, alert, but Nick released him with a command.

“First kill,” Eli told Parker, a deer caught in headlights. He moved to put a hand on Parker’s shoulder, ground him back to the earth before he flew away into a panic, but Parker shrugged him off before his fingers made contact.

“Whuh-Why are we even on this trip, if we’re not hunting with them?” Irritation laced in his voice, embarrassed that a stupid gunshot had startled him.

Nick knew this question was coming, and yet he still didn’t know what to tell him.

“Tradition,” he said simply.

“But, you don’t even like it!” 

“Yeah, but the family does. Sometimes, you do things for your family, even if you don’t want to. It’s just part of loving them, I guess.”

“Yeah, but there’s loving Uncle Todd and Uncle Steve and Papa Cisco and then there’s killing harmless, innocent animals!” Parker protested. Nick and Eli kept walking, kept silent, let the young Stokes vent out his frustrations. 

“A-and I get it, you know, I get we eat animals, I get we eat fish, and cows and chickens but, I just...don’t get killing things just for, what? Tradition? I mean, what’s so fun about that? Why would you make such a violent act a tradition?! Those animals did nothing wrong--”

“Well, to play devil’s advocate, sometimes they do hunt predators--” Eli began.

“Yeah, and that’s just like killing a serial killer, or something. Still doesn’t make it right. You’re still a killer.”

“Sometimes, it’s kill or be killed, Parker,” Nick finally spoke, in a low voice. 

Silence from the group, a fever built up inside Parker, something rose up his chest, and flew out of his mouth, his heart had barely had time to catch up to it. He stopped walking, Eli and Sam stopped a few moments later, noticing that he had fallen behind. 

“You would know, wouldn’t you, Dad?” Parker spat, letting his frustration get the better of him before he had time to think about what he was implying.

Nick kept walking, silent, didn’t say a word. Eli shook his head and kept walking, Sam circled around Parker to his side, nudging him to keep going.

“Billy told me! He told me you’ve shot someone--Not even an animal, a human!” Parker shouted to his dad, who was more than a few feet ahead at this point, almost running. 

“Drop it, Park, it’s not the time,” Eli shouted in a hushed whisper.

“I thought part of this trip was to finally tell the truth, say what’s on your mind?” Parker bellowed loudly. “C’mon, Dad, just tell me!”

He could just barely see his dad in the distance, could just barely see as his body suddenly sank into the earth. A loud gasp, a shattering shriek, the sound of something cracking in the air, louder than the gunshot he heard a few minutes ago--Did his dad vanish in the air? Shrink down to the ground? Fall off the edge of the cliff? Parker’s heart was pounding with the possibilities of what might have happened, and he began to run towards the source, to investigate.

He was once again grabbed by the shoulder, dragged slightly backwards, as he nearly fell into the hole, himself. The hole that his father had landed in, a hole that was more than six feet deep--maybe twice that? It might as well have stretched all the way to hell itself, for all Parker cared. His father was trapped, bleeding from the head, his leg bent in a position that he’s only seen Madison achieve with her dolls--it was definitely not right.

“Dad!” Parker screamed down into the hole, for some sign that his father was still alive, because everything seemed to pulse along with Parker’s body, he couldn’t tell if his father was breathing or not.

Nick didn’t respond.

[franeridart]

I honestly LOVE your bakushima kids, but did you have any ideas on what the rest of the bakusquad's kids would be like if the others did have kids? If you have thought of it, would the next gen of bakusquad be friends like their parents or not so much?

Thanks!!! And to be completely honest with you, the only other kid I have for that specific AU is the todo//deku one :0 not cause I haven’t thought about the bakusquad ones, but cause I still haven’t managed to decide which ships I wanna go with? Do I do kami//sero or kami//jiro or kami//mina? Do I do mina//jiro or momo//jiro? how about sero//mina? I like so many ships for the squad that I can’t manage picking just one haha but what I already have decided is that whoever Kaminari ended up with his kid is Tai’s best friend. I dunno who that kid is, but they’re best friends 👍

Anon said:Hy i have a fan account on ig it’s @o.urarakaa i want To know if i can repost one or your art thanks 🙏

Ahhhh sorry, but as it’s written more or less everywhere on my blog I don’t allow reposts of my stuff - thank you for asking, tho!

Anon said:Have you ever considered MomoJirou????

I have! Have also drawn it and posted it in the past, actually!

Anon said: FRAAAAAAAN! I love your art from the bottom of my heart and every little doodle makes me smile and gasp in awe because they’re beautiful. And since I love it so much, I often comment under it: Is it troublesome for you or I can continue? Idk, maybe it feels exaggerated or repetitive or annoying and I wouldn’t want to bother you :3 Have a lovely day and thank you for sharing your art! (Your KiriBaku give me life)

No no no it’s super totally okay don’t worry about it!!! Actually thank you so so so so much for always taking your time to let me know you liked my stuff!!!!

Anon said:legit crying at your latest comic. its too fucking soft and adorable i cannot handle it. you’re amazing. thank you for everything you share with us

;O; thank you so much???? oh my god!!!

Anon said:I’m always awkward w/ these BUT!!!!! I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR ART AND YOUR ART STYLE SO MUCH!!!!! I always look forward to any new art you post (even if it’s outside my fandoms!!) and I always SMILE/GET MEGA EXCITED WHEN I SEE A NEW ONE!!!! I personally really love your Kiribaku ones though sO THAT NEW KAMIJIROU ONE ESPECIALLY SENT MY HEART SKYROCKETING!!!!!! I sincerely love you as an artist so please know that!!!! Thank you for drawing!!!!!! They make me so happy!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! this seriously means the world to me, I’m so happy I can make you enjoy even stuff out of your fandoms!!! Seriously thank you for sending this ask, it made my day ;O;

Anon said:What do you think of Bakugou/Shinsou? I stumbled across the pairing recently, and it’s a bit of a rairpair, but it’s so cute???

It’sssss not really my thing actually - well, generally I’m a picky shipper with Bakugou anyway, not gonna lie, but the only interaction Baku and Shinsou ever had made it pretty clear Shinsou can’t stand him and I usually don’t ship Bakugou with people that don’t like him ??? I’m more drawn to his canon happy relationships honestly haha

Anon said:Oh my goodness, you’ve opened my eyes on the similarities and contrasts of both kiribaku and kamijirou (also, Kamijirou is one of my otps, thank you so much)

Haha that’s cool to hear !! They aren’t exactly similar as ships, but they are fun ships to put next to each other cause they contrast in some pretty funny ways imho! :D

Anon said:That’s so cute fran, how do you even come up with these comics they’re perfection

Thank you!!!!!! And I’m gonna be honest with you, that kamijirou one came up mostly just cause I wanted to write the “you’re an asshole how do you have a bf”/ ”for one, I’m not an asshole to my bf” exchange lmao

Anon said:your comics (bakushima in particular) make me so happy, thank you so much!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! I’m glad I can help you be a lil bit happier!!!!!!

Anon said:I love ur art!! I hope u had a nice day!!

THANK YOU! I hope you’ll have a great day too!!!!!!!

Anon said:R u a cat person or a dog person?

Generally a cat person, but just cause I have two cats and love them with my whole heart haha I love dogs a lot too, tho!! Always wanted one ;u;

Anon said:Hi! How was ur day?

Weirdly tiring, but generally good! I hope yours was a good one too!!!

Anon said:Okay but like… I am 100% a lesbian but your art of Tyki and Wisely is so gorgeous that it makes me feel just a little bit straight. Like, wow.

Holy heck, that’s high praise!!! Thank you so much???? :O

Anon said:Your krbk concert art makes me weep. It’s so beautifullll.

SOB thank you!!! This means a lot to me cause that AU means a lot to me, so really, thank you so much!!!! *hugs*

Anon said: I’m laughing, your Shinsou’s are both the most beautiful and the most relatable. I really love the colour scheme.

THANKS!!! Purple is one of my fav colors so I always have lotsa fun with its shades!!! :D

Anon said:i would love to see more bakucamies from you! their friendship is lit

I love and live for all Bakugou relationships, so more of that one will happen for sure! She made him laugh after all, she already owns my soul for that ;^;

Anon said:How do you feel about the other noahs?

Jasdevi means the whole world to me and I miss them more ever passing day, Neah and Mana are my kids whom I need to protect I really just wish for both of them to be happy though I know that’s probably not gonna happen ;;, Road!!!! is!!!!! My girl!!!!!!! Love her, like her better when she’s not hurting Lavi but generally I’m always happy to see her, I have conflicting feelings about Feedra, Sheryl is slimy and I can’t trust him, everyone else wasn’t around enough to know for sure how I feel about them honestly, I’m interested but not particularly invested :0

Anon said:You’re my favourite noah:)

This is??? A weirdly cute ask??? Thank you!!!! :D

Anon said:genuinely shrieking over your doodle of tyki. i love him so fucking much and aH,,

I’M GLAD TO HEAR THAT he’s!!!! so great isn’t he ;O; *sigh*

Anon said:Fran, did you know that I’d die for you and your art?? And also I just really love the extra little things you put in the tags when you post things, idk it makes me really happy to read those little tidbits and for me it just really completes the art,, also your ocs are actually the cutest things I’ve seen in my entire life ((I may or may not be gay for like half of them))

THANK!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!! the oc thing especially, that means the world to me oh my god ;O; still can’t believe people actually like them aaaaHHHHHHHHHHH

Anon said:A concept: someone getting flirty with Kirishima and a jealous Bakugou

A good concept which I’m always up for, but to be honest with you I’m more of a fan of the other way around :O like, Kiri is so good and bright and friend with everyone, jealousy might as well be something Bakugou’s used to by this point - but Bakugou, people tend to avoid him or think of him as rude and annoying, Kirishima wouldn’t be used to jealousy at all you know? So I like it that way around more haha

Anon said:Hi! as a fellow artist I just wanted to rant bc I thought you might understand how I feel. my art never comes out looking right and it’s just so frustrating ugh is this what you call artblock ;; I just want my art to look good sigh

I wouldn’t call it an artblock, it’s more like… like your mind is one step ahead of your skills, I’d say. If treated right, you can turn that feeling into improving your art! What is it that you don’t like? Can you break it down to smaller things? Is it the line work or the coloring style, or even just the way you draw eyes or hands or noses? If you can focus on the smaller parts of what you don’t like in your style you can then look up a way to do the same thing that you do like, and practice that till you’re satisfied with it! One small thing might not mean much by itself, but putting all these small things together is how you make improvement happen :D 

Anon said:Perdona se non scrivo in inglese, ma sono un totale disastro. Volevo solo dirti che ammiro tantissimo il tuo lavoro ed è un balsamo per l'anima quando appare in bacheca.

AHHHHHHHHH ;O; GRAZIE MILLE !!!!!!!!!! E non preoccuparti per la lingua !!! siamo italiani dopotutto, l’inglese non è necessario per comprenderci haha

Anon said:omg you and your all time low references, I love it so much (everytime I listen to afterglow I think in kiribaku bc of your drawing and now I’m going to do it with the last young renegade 💕)

Hahahaha they’re one of my favorite bands after all, I fall back on them a lot lol I’m glad you like that, tho!!!

Anon said:a concept: angry bakugo next to a smol duck

*me, crying* i-it’s beautiful ;o;

Anon said: *sobs* I LOVE YOUR YULMAS SO MUCH T-T

I’M HAPPY YOU LIKED THAT ONE????? Happy yulma is what keeps me going honestly I love them so incredibly much ;O;

Anon said:I ship the squad x Sero’s hammock

So do I hahaha

Anon said:YOU ADDED GLASSES BAKUGOU TO REDBUBBLE THANK YOUUUUU

I DID! Happy you were happy about that!!! haha

Anon said:What’s your opinion on bakucamie? Both as a friendship and a relationship

Absolutely not as a romantic thing, but I love it as a friendship! As I said, anyone who can make Bakugou laugh owns my soul forever hahaha

Anon said:your bakugous are so good!! also you drew my new fave girl camie i love her so much and i espicially love her in your style!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you!!!!!!!!! I’m glad you like how she came out, tho I admit I feel like I still don’t have her down properly… will have to draw her more :O

Anon said:Your art style is so amazing, and I love your different au’s and Bakushima comics!! Any plans to draw some BakuCamie brotp in the future?

Thank you!!! And I don’t ever have plans for what I draw until I actually sit down to draw it, but more Baku and Camie is totally possible!!

Anon said:hey fran! i adore your art, been here from the very first page of your tattoo au!!!! i just wanted to say 2 things: 1. when baku laughed this chapter i thought of you! and 2. every time i see your todoroki my heart explodes in my chest he’s so so pretty in your style :00 hope you’re having a wondeful day!

YO THAT’S SUCH A LONG TIME!!!! I’m so happy to hear you stuck around this long!!! ;O; and thank you for the compliment oh my god!! ;O; Todo is so damn fun to draw, I’m glad to hear he comes out well enough!!!

Anon said:OH MY GOSH LITERALLY ALL THE BAKUGOUS YOU DREW IN YOUR MOST RECENT POST ARE SO FUCKING CUTE AND PRECIOUS AND PRETTY AND IM DEAD. The colours look amazing! And his facial expressions are so soft and nice. My favourite is probably him with the dog cos his hair look so freakin fluffy and soFT. I also love him laughing because didn’t everyone just die at that manga panel and you make him look extra sweet! I also love him talking to camie cos he looks exciting and a little shocked to have a friend! /// I love the other ones too obviously they’re all amazing! But I just wanted to share my favourites and how much I love them!

SO MUCH LOVE IN JUST ONE ASK!!!! Thank you so much for sending it all this way aaahhhhhhh

Anon said:Hiii, I hope you are having a good day! I want to know if you sell posters of your art online because I would love to have one of your kiribakus hanging on my wall 😍 idk why but your art makes me happy, like your style is so beautiful and your headcanons are so cute so it is like the perfect combination that always cheers me up when Im sad 💕 thank you

THANK YOU!!! And yeah I do, I have a redbubble shop!!! ;O;

[mxgyver]

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.  I was tagged by Nia @aqhrodites and Alex @vivaldei!

LAST: 1. Drink: Water 2. Phone call: My little brother  3. Text message: My group members from class  4. Song you listen to: Faith // George Michael  5. Time you cried: This morning 

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: No  7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope  8. Been cheated on: No  9. Lost someone special: Yeah, my grandpa  10. Been depressed: I don’t think so honestly 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Haven’t had enough alcohol at once to do that 

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. Burgundy  13. Blue (any shade really)  14. Heather grey 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yeah!  16. Fallen out of love: No  17. Laughed until you cried: Definitely  18. Found out someone was talking about you: Nope  20. Found out who your friends are: I already knew who my friends were  21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Lmao no 

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Most of them except for a few.  23. Do you have any pets: Yeah. I have 5 dogs.  24. Do you want to change your name: If and when I eventually get married, I’m definitely changing my last name to my future husband’s.  25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Not much. Just went out to lunch with my mom and I think a little shopping.  26. What time do you wake up: I try to wake up at around 7:30 each morning, but as of late, my sleep schedule is so fucked that it’s not happening lol  27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Finally going to bed  28. Name something you can’t wait for: Financial stability and finally finishing college  29. When was the last time you saw your mom?: Earlier this week  30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My wardrobe & love life  31. What are you listening to right now: My fan making my room cooler  32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Briefly. My parent’s have a friend name Tom and I only said a few words to him.  33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Tbh what isn’t? I’ve been more irritable than normal lately. Drama on this hellsite, my family, school, etc.  34. Most visited website: Tumblr, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook  35. Mole/s: I don’t have any  36. Mark/s: A lot of scars. One on my right arm, the back of my left hand, a few on each knee, on my right foot. A few stand-out freckles on my face, fingers and arms.  37. Childhood dream: Olympic softball player and mom  38. Hair color: Brown with natural blonde-ish highlights  39. Long or short hair: Longer, but not too long  40. Do you have a crush on someone: A celebrity? Totally. A celebrity’s not as famous friend? You betcha. A non-celebrity? Lol no  41. What do you like about yourself: That I have a good heart.  42. Piercings: Standard ear piercings and one cartilage on my left ear. I want to get my nose pierced though sooo that might happen soon.  43. Blood type: I don’t know it. I mean, I got blood work done a few years ago, but I never found out my blood type.  44. Nicknames?: Only a few family members and close friends call me CC and that’s it.  45. Relationship status: Single af  46. Zodiac: Libra  47. Pronouns: she/her  48. Favorite TV Show: MacGyver, Bones, Castle, CSI, Friends, NCIS, NCIS: New Orleans, The Flash & a bunch more 50. Right or left hand: I’m left-handed  51. Surgery: Does getting my wisdom teeth taken out count  52. Hair dyed in different color: I haven’t dyed my hair in almost 2 years. I used to dye it reeaaallly dark brown or black for a while.  53. Sport: I’ve played softball, soccer, and volleyball. Softball for 10 years, soccer for 7 years, and volleyball for 2 years.  55. Vacation: Dream vacation would be Spain, Greece, Italy, or Portugal.  56. Pair of trainers: I have so many pairs of shoes, yet I wear the same pair almost every day. My Vans Sk8-his. 

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: just finished eating waffle-cut french fries  58. Drinking: water  59. I’m about to: Watch a YouTube video & go feed my mom’s horse.  62. Want: A different job that doesn’t occasionally give me anxiety/put me on edge thinking about it.  63. Get married: Absolutely.  64. Career: I’ve been doing a lot of second-guessing lately. But I think I still want to be a nurse? If not, maybe a teacher or something  65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs. I’ve never been kissed soooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes  67. Shorter or taller: I find taller people more attractive. I also sometimes wish I was just a bit shorter.  68. Older or younger: As long as the person is of legal age and not too young (like 3 years) or too old (no more than like 7 years... maybe), I’m cool with it.   70. Nice arms or nice stomach: It doesn’t matter that much tbh   71. Sensitive or loud: Both  72. Hook up or relationship: Preferably a relationship  73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Why not both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: Nope  75. Drank hard liquor: Only sips  76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I don’t wear them  77. Turned someone down: Nope.  78. Sex on the first date: Ehhh I mean if it happens, it happens I guess  79. Broken someone’s heart: Lol me? No way  80. Had your heart broken: Not really. I was upset and disappointed.  81. Been arrested: No  82. Cried when someone died: Yeah.  83. Fallen for a friend: He was my friend until high school, then he stopped talking to me for some reason. He’s a little bitch anyway 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84: Yourself: Sometimes  85. Miracles: A little  86. Love at first sight: No, in my opinion, you have to get to know someone before you can love them.  87. Santa Claus: I did for a while, not anymore though. Sometimes I wish he were real    88. Kiss on the first date: If the feeling is right, then yeah 

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: Katie, Amanya, Haven, Heather (even though some of us aren’t as close as we used to be, I still consider them bffs)  91. Eye color: Brown  92. Favorite movie: Footloose, The Sandlot, Monster’s Inc., Toy Story Trilogy, Back To The Future Trilogy, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, X-Men: First Class, X-Men: Apocalypse, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Proposal, Wonder Woman, and a lot more 

tagging: @scooterspring, @skywalkingdixon, @pizzaplanethq, @destinies-are-troublesome-things, @antiopeofthemyscira, @wyattoliwablazkowicz, @rax-writes​ and anyone else who wants to do this! you don’t have to if you don’t want to because I understand that this is a lot to answer

[nad-zeta]

Hello, could I use your talent again? I was thinking: How would lords from ikesen react to the quarantine because of pandemic like we have today? You can choose historic or modern settings, it's up to you!

Hey there, love! Thanx so much for the request! Hope ya enjoy it! 

Sidenote I don't how thing are in other countries so I'm writing this from the perspective of mine, hope that's okay! Let me know if you want me to do the rest of the warlords 

Modern AU: Warlords reacting to quarantine

Nobunaga

When the news breaks the two of you suit up to go to the shops like you are suiting up to go to battle, and sprint to the nearest store to buy all the candy you can.

Turns out the the only thing you bought was candy lol not one other single necessity ooops

Mitsuhide visits the two of you in a trench coat late one night and delivers you guys some necessities like gloves, masks, and sanitizers in the most shadiest way possible.

He is surprisingly well informed about the virus

Two of you aren’t too bothered by the happenings of the world, cause his whole world is in the small apartment *cough that would be you cough*

Probably powerful enough to buy the supermarket supply chain, and low key distributes food and essentials to the less fortunate during this time

The two of you are stocked up enough to not leave the house for a loooooong while, thanx to all your friends and fam

NETFLIX AND CHILL ^_~

Two of you don’t really watch the news but rather opt to watch movies snuggled up to each other.

Will probably live off of candy during the whole quarantine time

He turns his phone off cause Hideyoshi won't stop calling reminding him to stay safe and stop eating so much candy

Somewhere along the line I can see the two of you playing Strip Go, a past time favorite 😂

Spends the whole quarantine in each other’s arms playing video games, the two of you will probs conquer the virtual world by the end of the quarantine

Hideyoshi:

The two of you will be cuddled up together watching tv when you hear the news of the COVID-19

He low key freaks out, you tell him the two of you should go and stock up on supplies before the lockdown

Looks at you and smiles, “I have prepared for this moment my whole life.”

Walks to the grocery cupboard opens it and gestures to the bottom shelf

HOLY SHIT! Looks like he bought all the hand sanitizes in the shops

Leaves the news on in the background to stay informed about the new numbers and updates

Have you washed your hands? Are you wearing your mask? You better not leave this house young lady, can’t have you getting sick?

Spends hours on the internet getting more accurate information about the virus

This mother hen will spend hours and hours on the phone, calling and texting all your friends and family to make sure they are staying safe!

WHY THE HELL IS NOBUNAGA’S PHONE OFF!

Sneaks Mitsunari to you house cause he low key doesn’t trust this boy on his own

You just pull Hideyoshi to a big hug while kissing his cheek telling him to calm down, and that panic and social media are probs more dangerous than the virus itself.

The two of you do yoga in the morning to calm the nerves and stay healthy. Followed by the two of you sitting together while having a nice warm cup of tea with honey in the morning sun

Mitsuhide

Knows before anyone else there is going to be a quarantine before it happens

Has already fully stocked your apartment to last you for the whole year, never mind just a few months.

Does a crazy amount of research to make sure he is well informed about all the ins and outs

The night before the lockdown is due to start, he drives to Nobunaga and shadily hands him some essential supplies he forgot to buy.

Makes sure his little mouse doesn’t get panicked. Will watch murder mysteries all day with you.

The two of you will be nestled in each other’s arms under a fluffy blanket, while he gently rubs your back to keep the anxiety at bay

Will make his little mouse takes vitamins in the mornings to keep your immune system up!

Will TEASE you causing you to get angry and chase him around the apartment. This is how he makes sure his lil mouse gets in enough exercise! This will probs end in another form of exercise…. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄  ahem

Will spend hours on the phone trying to get Hideyoshi to stop worrying about everyone

Will make your time in quarantine fun! Turn your apartment into a murder mystery for you to solve

Will let you put make-up on his face and play with his hair to turn him into a pretty princess

He will return the gesture by letting you fall asleep in his arms while soothing playing with your hair

Mitsunari

Lots of cuddles from Mitsunari to keep the nerves and anxiety at bay

Two of you will build Blanket forts to keep the two of you safe from the outside world

Will spend so much time cuddling up together while reading in you little blanket fort that you low key lose track of time

The two of you will probs avoid the negative vibes from the news and get most of your info from Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi!

Mitsunari will make sure to keep both of you healthy by making sure u guys take the multivitamins Ieyasu dropped off  

And also eat the yummo nutritious food that Masa kindly dropped off

The two of you would binge-watch all the Disney movies! Will probs sing and dance to all the songs, using the remote as a microphone

You guys never run out of fun activities to do!

Will learn how to paint and paint the most terrible portraits of each other but beam at each other at how terribly good they are and hang it up around your house regardless

The two of you spend most of your time sitting together in your reading nook, with your head on Mitsunari’s chest while he reads to you

Masamune

Makes the best most nutritious foods for his lass to ensure the both of you are healthy and well nourished

Will land up making enough food for an entire army

Will package the extra food and give it out to friends and fam to make sure they also stay heathy during this time- specifically the troublesome trio (Mitu’s+ Nobunaga)

The two of you will use humor to deal with the panic of it all, cause everyone knows laughter is the best medicine for every situation.

Will have meme making competition, where the loser has to give the winner a kiss

You convince masa to do your favorite workout with you from your favorite fitness YouTuber. This ends in both of you breaking out in laughter at how ridiculously the two of you look. You both will continue anyways cause the best way to stay healthy is to stay fit

Masa makes sure that every day in quarantine is a new fun adventure

Each day you guys will play a new game twister, risk, monopoly, 30 seconds, you name it the two of you will probably play it

Masamune will do the food runs for the two of you, he doesn’t want to risk exposing his precious kitten to the outside world will drop off his food packages on his food runs!

All and all you, and Masa will turn being in quarantine into one big adventure whether is ticking fighting each other, playing games or just spending quiet nights together in each other’s arms, it will be a good time

Ieyasu

The two of you live your lives basically social distanced from other people anyway, so its business as usual.

When the news breaks Ieyasu will rescue as many stray animals he can, to care for them during this time

Luckily the two of you live on a big plot filled with rescued animals so what’s a few more cats and dogs off the streets

The two of you keep fit by playing with all the animals on your farm

Ieyasu will make medicine packages, packed with multivitamins and flu fighters for you, and all your friends and family

During a food run Ieyasu will drop off his medicine packages

Will serve you herb tea and breakfast in bed to make sure you stay healthy and well

Even though he will never admit it he worries about Mitsunari, felt better when he heard that Hideyoshi had taken him in for the time being!

He will be as prickly as always, making contradictory comments as usual. One day after he makes a slightly cheeky comment, you smack him in the face with a pillow! OOOOh, this is war. The two of you engage in a full-blown pillow fight!

I can see the two of you sitting for hours on hours together building a 3000-piece puzzle

The two of you are often snuggled up together while Ieyasu gives you the sweetest little Eskimo kisses and cheek kisses.

Hope ya enjoyed it! and as always if its shit..... I'm sorry I haven't done many HC’S😞 >”<

Anyways hope everyone is staying safe and healthy!  Remember to wash your hands, not touch your face, and stay inside as much as you can! Sending all my love <3

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Moro Lavellan Facts & Trivia

So @vir-ghilani tagged me in that interview thing but I couldn;t really do it in a way that I liked. It kinda borders on RPing and it looks like I’m not very good with that unless it’s a 100% self-insert lol

So I thought, hey more people are following me now that 2 years ago, I’ll just make a list of main stuff about Moro and leave it at that.

So...

Moro is thirty-two years old at the start of Inquisition, and a dual-dagger rogue specialising in the Assassin spec.

She prefers stealth above everything else, and her bare hands are her first line of defence. Preferring to immobilise and knock-out opponents and avoid killing them whenever possible. More so before the Inquisition with her clan, where she felt killing humans at times was more troublesome than anything else, especially if they happened to be or know someone important.

Moro is city-born, specifically to the Alienage in Wycome.

She lived with her mother, father and older brother Pharaan. Her grandparents would stay for several months during winter most years.

When she was eleven her and Pharaan had been playing in an abandoned shack in the alienage when her brother came into his magic, this resulted in frightening her and causing her to lose balance and fall to some debris below. Which is how she got the large scar that goes across her jawline.

Her brother eventually gets taken away to the circle, the loss causing her mother’s health to deteriorate and eventually she passed away. Seeing no future, her father took Moro and himself to search out the Dalish when he knew they would be close by the city.

Moro first couple of years with the Dalish is difficult as she doesn’t fit in and comes to terms with everything that had happened. Eventually the flat-ear comments go too far and one particular young boy gets a bloody nose.

Neither of them aware that in a good few years’ time as they both train to be hunters, they end up best friends.

Moro eventually sets her sights on one of the craftsmen apprentices Arlen, which takes everyone by surprise. Given Moro’s slightly aggressive nature and bluntness, and Arlen being a timid little mush.

Moro doesn’t take the relationship seriously compared to Arlen, and eventually he tries to prove himself by attempting to hunt by ends up losing his life. The event changes her, and instead of donning Andruil’s vallaslin as she had initially fought for many years to earn, she demands to have June’s tattoos instead. As both a reminder of her carelessness, a memento to honour Arlen and a reminder to never make such a mistake again.

Until Arlen’s passing Moro does not realise she is with child, and after advice from both the Keeper, elders and her father she decides to keep the child. Becoming a mother at 22 and giving birth to her daughter Ramia.

 Inquisition/Romance

Initially Moro and Solas couldn’t stand each other, both of them pretty much had the same problem with the other. But eventually they find common ground and their relationship improves, eventually becoming friends, and then lovers.

Moro’s closest friends among the inner circle (besides Solas) are Varric and Blackwall. Simple due to enjoying their company.

The bedroom department is difficult at first for Moro and Solas, the former having a very clinical and swift approach to the act and unwilling to relinquish control and allow romantic intimacy. Something that is tackled delicately between the two over the course of their time together.

Moro fails to save Clan Lavellan, and is the final breaking point for her in the pressure leading the Inquisition brings. Her daughter having been the main cause and reason for her to agree to work alongside Cassandra and the others in the first place.

Ramia does survive though so nothing to worry about there.

 Trivia

Moro is tall for an elf, coming eye-to-eye with Solas

She wears a head wrap to protect her hair on missions, the actual length of her hair coming just past her tailbone. She takes heavy pride in it and does weekly treatments with henna and oils to keep it healthy.

Half Nevarren (father) and half Marcher (mother).

Her brother Pharaan grows up to be a Loyalist mage and eventually the two are reunited.

Her favourite food is olives.

Enjoys gardening, adores flowers and has an obsessive love of birds, going as far as to imitate their calls.

Hates dogs.

A live furnace, everyone wants to share their tent with her when they go to Emprise Du Lion.

Cackles instead of laughs, hence she will not laugh easily out of embarrassment.

A top but can switch.

Wishes to redeem Solas but will kill him if he leaves her no choice. Ramia comes first.