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“I ain’t about this life.”

* 경기: SHIT THE SQUAD SAYS PART I

“i can’t believe they even have the audacity to still call themselves a café if they don’t even have a lactose free iced vanilla chai latte with chocolate sprinkles and a little cinnamon.” granted. pua might have had quite the demands in terms of what kind of coffee she wanted needed but after all it was a monday morning and not even 7am when her and mei decided to make their way to the gym - in other words, it was way too early to be awake, let alone be out and on the move. “tell me why we thought it would be a good idea to work out this early? who cares about the healthy life.. i ain’t about it either. let’s get some breakfast at starbucks, their muffins are everything.”

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shit the squad says | part 1

“Die you fat owl.”

“Nobody wants your stupid fucking Clefairy, cunt.”

“Cannibalism is a good training technique.”

“Get in the box!”

“This bitch walks by with a beehive hairstyle.”

“Why do you like ass so much?”

“I love using acid.”

“I really hate New York so much guys.”

“What did New York do to you?”

“Come on she isn’t that ugly how drunk do you have to be.”

“Looking at 250 million dollar houses on the beach is saddening.”

“Why are you doing that?”

“I’m hilarious and it needs to be known.”

“I went to say the p-word. I couldn’t do it.”

“I’m drinking milk bitch my hand is full.”

“All I see are excuses.”

“I want to do the sin.”

“I look like a thirsty lesbian.”

“What penis sheds skin?!”

“Wow, fuck being nice.”

“I feel betrayed that you didn’t know it was me.”

“I’m being framed!”

“I just bought so much tuna I’m going to hell.”

“Y’all are fucking nasty.”

“Can we make an approved list of smileys?”

“Bitch this isn’t a life lesson, pick one.”

“I wanted to watch it kill you in a loving way.”

“This conversation sounds like a generic white girl convention.”

“IT’S DESTROYING EVERYTHING!”

“I also should have stayed in bed, I would have learned more.”

“Hit the bricks, bitch.”

“I ain’t about this life.”

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@brsdknckls​ ( continued from here )

( !! ) — is it actually hard to do a wheelie on a motorcycle?     “wouldn’t it be like doing it on a bicycle? have you ever tried it on a bicycle? it takes time to grasp the whole balancing thing.”     pulling up a leg, he draped it across the other and leaned back in his seat in thought on her question. the best way to find out how many feet he could go, and how long he could do it for on a motorcycle was to actually do it but he didn’t own a motorcycle, nor did he really feel like getting into an accident like that at the moment- but it did sound like something he would try eventually… eventually. if he were feeling dumb enough to.    “i don’t really know for how many feet i could hold the wheelie, but i don’t think it would be for long on my first try. i’d probably fall and bust my ass for doing something so stupid. i ‘ain’t no biker.”

“well i mean.. i don’t think so.. don’t you need a driver’s license to ride a motorcycle too?” now pua was well acquainted with motorcycles - after all she had to work with them five times a week minimum. however, she was never allowed to try riding one on her own. over time she had become more and more curious about what it could possibly be like to fly through the air on a motorcycle. she had seen it countless times and it couldn’t possibly be that hard, or could it? “i feel like we should try this out. for science. and you know what they say - yolo.” she shrugs her shoulders and suddenly the determination to finally try out what she had been wanting to do for so long took her over. “but you have to come with me, just in case i do crash someone will have to call an ambulance.” though her words were partly serious, she decided to cover her insecurity up with a laugh. “come on let’s get to it, we have our motorcycles in the back!”

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And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.

Haruki Murakami

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i want someone to just be happy over me. happy to see me. happy to hear me. happy to know me.

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“You sounds like a teenage girl talking about the boy she has a huge crush on.” she laughed, shaking her head as she looked to the younger girl and gave her a slight nudge with her elbow. “Speaking of which. is there any boys you have a thing for? we got to talk about girls things, you know? Boys, hair and nails. what else do girls talk about?”

“That’s comforting. good to know I can trip on a hoop.” she whined, taking the girls hand and pulling herself up from the floor before looking around the area. of course she was nervous, it’s a place she’s not use to and even if her friend knows the place well it doesn’t make her feel that much better. “Okay, let’s do this. I’m as ready as I’ll ever be.”

“that actually worries me a bit - me talking about my little pony like other girls would talk about guys they have a crush on i mean.” her brows furrow and for a second she wonders if maybe her love for the little ponies wasn’t exactly as normal as she thought it was. she shook the thought off rather quickly and a laugh fell from her lips as the other continued to speak. 

“oh no no no, i’ve barely even met any actual boys here yet. besides, i’m into men.” the last sentence made even herself laugh and once she had finally jumped over the equipment that was all sprawled out on the floor she turned back to her friend, a smug smile drawn onto her lips. “how about you though, hm?”

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Is this…. pug lover? my little pony lover?

yes yes yes, it is i. it’s me. good ole me.. the pug lover that’s also head over heels in love with my little pony. i can’t believe this is what you remember me by - but it’s good enough for me!

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pierious replied to your post “You and Konnen are grounded”

wow way to go pua you got us grounded

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pierious replied to your post “��”

i hate you

yeaaaah yeah.

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😍😍😍

* 경기:  SEND A 😍 TO SEE MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF YOUR MUSE

eunyoung eunyoung eunyoung.. the actual love of my life. honestly when you sent me this meme my first though was “oh that’s easy” because there’s always been that one picture i just love so so so much ( one ) but then i remembered that other picture i love so much and i just.. here’s both of them.

     one. two.

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weeeell.. first of all, i really like your tattoos. and second of all, you have a very attractive face and are pretty attractive overall - even while wearing turtlenecks and i really really really can’t stand those. anyway, let’s get to it.

     here’s the picture. 

literally don’t ask me why i picked this one out of all the pictures there are. i just.. i don’t know. i just like it.

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* 경기:  SEND A 😍 TO SEE MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF YOUR MUSE

you’re not my type at all and since not even your character is attractive to me, this really wasn’t easy. but thankfully i’m a genius and came up with a solution. i remembered this thing that once upon a time made its way through the interweb.. it caused lots of laughter and good times. so i associate these following two pictures with laughter and happiness. not you. just to clarify.

number one. number two.

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You and Konnen are grounded

BUT I LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING..! ground him but not me. i have a job and things to do whereas he just.. i don’t even know what he does all day long but it’s probably something along the lines of googling fat asses and other nasty stuff that you’d usually do in incognito mode. 

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this honestly wasn’t exactly the easiest of choices to make, especially considering the fact that there’s pictures such as this one out there. i was very tempted to just use that one - what’s cuter than a boy looking all proud and happy while holding up his pet ferret - buuuut there’s another picture i actually prefer over that one. 

and it’s this one. that suit is everything.

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i.. can't do this anymore.. i literally almost shat myself writing that last message and you didn't even get that shin donghee is shindong's real name i'm tired..

I KNEW IT WAS YOU. I WANTED TO DIE. I WANT TO DIE STILL. I WANT REAL LIFE DEATH. Also I DON’T pay attention to Shindong WHO do you TAKE me for?