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Their dorks

The match each others freak your honor. I have a lot of ideas lined up but I’m just slow at drawing them so y’all aren’t allowed to come up with them!

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No one ever said he has the brain cell

Local man thinks the woman trying to kill him asked him out. He shows up anyway.

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Good luck against a guy who can "teleport" (do we have a proper name for the flashes he does?)

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He protec, he attac… would have loved to see Jinu go a little feral in that final fight LOL but that’s what fanons forrrr

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I feel bad for the poor scholars of the future studying us

The tribes of Tumblr appeared to worship Apollo as their primary patron deity, most often under the epithet Apollo Sphairahemon ("Apollo the Ball-Thrower") as a god of prophecy and sport. His name was typically invoked to celebrate a user blessed with uncommon prescience. Moments of prophecy were considered highly sacred and were often recorded, and such texts are sometimes accompanied by an artistic depiction of the god — either his traditional masculine image or, unusually, in the form of a young woman, which appears to have been an earlier style before a conservative shift toward more conventional iconography — preparing to cast a round rubber ball that our scholars believe was used in the sport known as "dodge ball". Much as other cults regarded his arrows as bringers of disease and health, this community believed that being struck by this ball would bestow prophetic visions.

Some icons are reproduced below:

An earlier depiction (c. 2020) of Apollo as a girl clad in a simple tunic and playing with other children. Figures are smiling and the image is brightly colored, indicating a celebratory outlook toward knowledge of the future.

A later piece (c. 2022) that resembles the traditional appearance of Apollo. References to childhood and play are omitted, and the god carries a more frightening aspect; perhaps this icon represented grim omens rather than good tidings.

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We all have that one friend

I think what I love most about mythology is that the “Trickster God/Spirit” is an archetypical character found in almost every body of folklore. It’s like “Oh, here’s our God of the Sun, our God of the Sea, our God of Fertility, and our God of Being A Wretched Little Gremlin Who Causes Problems On Purpose”

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While the first is good, I vibe with the second

i don’t know what’s cooler tbh: 

Demon horns being broken halos from when they were angels. 

Demons willingly grow their own halos, but never complete the circle to symbolize their rebellion against heaven’s strict order. 

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Wonder if peanuts where banned after this

Where there's a will, there's a way.

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"Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"

the scene with rumi and celine at the tree is hands down my favourite scene in kpdh, due to its intense and emotional drama, its incredible soundtrack, and the fact that rumi told celine "i'm gonna go destroy the honmoon now" and then left without saying that she was going to make a new one after doing that, and just let celine believe that the world was about to end because of her bad parenting choices. which is objectively hilarious.

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I need more gimme

Lmk and nimona au?

MK is Nimona, Macaque is Ballister, Wukong is Ambrosius

In my version of this AU, instead of Ambrosius cutting off the ballisters arm, wukong would have hit the macaque in the eye with his staff.

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Legit made me wheeze congrats

me when i see another runaway hiccup au fic

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I wanna know how many variations of that meme their is

My live streaming headcanons;

Zoey streams the most and I think that’s something we can all agree on. She also streams on the most platforms. She live streams on her phone while she’s cooking. She’s on twitch playing video games. She’s the most online of the group and LOVES chatting with the fans.

(Keeps saying absolutely unhinged shit tho)

Mira does lives regularly but it’s mostly her doing her make up and answering questions. She joins Zoey a lot too, depending on what she’s doing. Sometimes she’ll play games too but that’s rare.

Rumi only livestreams for Huntrix reasons. She pretty much never just does it for the fun, she likes interacting with fans but the lack of filter that comes with being online kinda makes her uncomfortable. At least when she meets fans in person there’s like. A social construct that they won’t be weird and also Rumi can just kick their ass if need be.

However, there’s an on going joke in their fandom where it’s like;

I perfer the real Rumi (picture of her from her own livestream, looking super put together)

I said the real Rumi ( picture of Rumi laying upside down stuffing chips into her mouth in the background of Zoey’s livestream)

Perfection.

Bobby tries to be supportive but really Zoey has caused like. Ten scandals this way. Rumi has caused five, because if she’s caught without a social script and doesn’t have time to make one she’ll say the most off the wall shit that sounds very unexpected from her. Everyone excepts that from Mira tho so she’s off the hook.



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Okay so I know the fandom has collectively agreed that Rumi was probably overheating constantly (especially in the summer) because she was always in long sleeves when she's still trying to hide her patterns. Which. Yeah long sleeves and oversized hoodies in the summer is insane work and it's frankly a miracle that she didn't get heatstroke halfway through a performance. But that got me thinking, so consider:

The reason that Rumi was able to deal with wearing long sleeves 24/7 when she was still trying to hide her patterns was because her demon half has an affinity for high temperatures.

We don't really get to see much of the afterlife/the demon realm in this movie save for Gwi-ma's general throne room area, but assuming that this version of hell is at least loosely based on the ten gates/courts + considering the fact that Gwi-ma himself is a literal talking bonfire, it makes sense that the demons would be resistant to heat + might potentially prefer warmer environments. That being said, wouldn't it be funny if thanks to her demonic heritage, Rumi just naturally gravitates to heat like a reptile.

When Mira and Zoey start taking her to the bathhouse regularly she just spends hours in the hanjeungmak (kiln sauna) basking like a lizard while the other two are melting trying to accompany her. She has ten space heaters and a sun lamp in her room. When she starts sleeping in the same bed as Mira and Zoey she likes being sandwiched between them partially because she's touch-starved, but also because they're both very warm and her lizard brain (demon brain?) automatically associates that with comfort and safety and home. Mira and Zoey have fully come home to her stretched out across the couch with the curtains open like a cat in a sunbeam.

Bonus points if she gets really sad and mopey during the winter because it's not as warm anymore and Mira and Zoey are just trying everything to cheer her up. The reason they have a fireplace in the penthouse now is purely because they clocked her sitting as close to the heater as possible and went "nope. absolutely not. this cannot do. if the wife is not happy the life is not happy" and promptly got a renovation crew on speed dial to install a fireplace and rework the entire heating system

At some point they just accept that their girlfriend is probably some flavour of cold-blooded and just buy her a bunch of electric blankets so she doesn't feel the need to turn on the heaters in the penthouse "in the middle of summer, Rumi, what the fuck-"

(@the-ten-amongst-these-threes danke for the ideas)

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After the movie now they just do it when they want attention

Fic idea: the girls are roommates. Zoey and Mira get along like a house on fire, but Rumi tries to keep a distance though she’s nice about it.

Zoey and Mira get a lil drunk one night and decide to summon a demon. They complete whatever ritual they found online and instead of a demon showing up in a puff of smoke, Rumi scares the pants off them by opening the door and going “what are you doing?”

They do this a couple more times for shits and giggles, with Rumi opening the door each time.

What they don’t realize is the ritual is working, Rumi is just the closest demon at all times.

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Zoey decided to test that theory

consider: Rumi has a prey drive now. it's not huge, but it's definitely there

so if you did something to get her attention, and then you run right after, there's a good chance she's gonna get up and start chasing you

but Zoey and Mira didn't realize this immediately. they roughhouse kinda often, and it usually results in Zoey running away from an irritated Mira who half-heartedly tries to catch her

Zoey is being a menace as usual and snatches some food out of Mira's hand. Mira tries to grab her but Zoey manages slips out of her grasp, and she just decides to let it go because the couch is too comfy and she'll just go get more food later

imagine her surprise when Rumi leaps over the back of the couch and starts sprinting after Zoey

and she is fast. inhumanely fast. it's terrifying

and all Zoey can hear is the sound of Rumi's socked feet pounding on the hardwood behind her and she doesn't know whether to laugh or scream so she just does a panicked shriek laugh (yknow like when your heart leaps into your throat)

now she's on the floor, Rumi's on top of her, they're both panting

then Rumi comes to her senses. her heart's pounding, she doesn't know why she's in the hallway when she was on the couch ten seconds ago, and she sees Zoey underneath her and starts apologizing profusely like oh my god are you okay i can't believe i did that-

Zoey's trying to calm her down when Mira comes around the corner and sees them in the state they're in and she figures out pretty quickly what happened

she grew up with quite a few high-energy dogs that would chase after you if you ran away from them. so she concludes Rumi must have something similar to that

and hearing that, at first, it sounds ridiculous. and Rumi immediately denies it because she's not a dog, what?

only to immediately be proven wrong when Mira suddenly takes off in the other direction and Rumi can't help but jump up and run after her

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As someone who likes to chill in the dark, anyone who has lived with me knows this pain

consider: Rumi can now see in the dark

she got into the habit of not turning on the lights anymore once the sun goes down because it's not necessary for her anymore. everything looks relatively the same in the light or the dark

it's an inconvenience for Zoey and Mira. Rumi already hardly makes any noise, vocally or physically; you'd see her before you heard her, and if you didn't see her, she would end up scaring the shit out of you when she finally spoke and you had no idea she was there. and calling her name isn't the foolproof solution, because if she's wearing noise-cancelling headphones with music blasting then she won't hear

but now the light that allowed them to see Rumi is gone. nighttime in the penthouse, if she's not with them in the living room or in her own room, she could be literally anywhere and they'd have no clue because Rumi leaves all the lights off even if she's sitting in that room. and she's not constantly glowing, either

her one demon eye reflects light the way a cat's does at night so imagine walking into the pitch-black kitchen and seeing one singular reflective eye looking back at you and then you flick on the lights and it's Rumi making a late night cup of ramyeon

Mira swears she's going to put a bell on her one of these days

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Hiccup and Zephyr:

Hiccup and Nuffink: