#fish go brrrr

[chanontherun]

fish, bottom text

[solifelessblog]

Someone say mermay 👀 dadrius mermay!!!

Please reblog, don’t repost :)

[merakiui]

Alien Azul????!!!!!

>:)

I wrote something about him in this post!! But the specific idea I have in mind is very plotless and 100% horny. ^^;;; the hentai concept of the (tentacle) seedbed,,, poor, unfortunate space explorer darling who gets ensnared in alien tako and now you're wrapped up in his tentacles in some dark, damp cave and made to be a seedbed for his clutch. <3 he'll provide for you and protect you, ensuring you're well-fed and content. You just need to stay here with him and let him pump you full of eggs. >_< his species is nearly extinct, but with you here, his pretty seedbed, you can help him slowly repopulate. :D

The mind break, the body horror, the captivity, the breeding, the sexual parasitism, etc etc...... orz orz orz alien tako is so beloved.

AAAAAAA OMG WAIT...... there's also the wonderful concept of humans with one alien in hiding within the group. Essentially an among us scenario or the basis for the plot of the Alien movies, in which a crew is slowly but surely picked off one by one by the strange creature aboard their spacecraft. Putting alien tako in those plots.......

[iiiiiiiiiii88iugg]

I found fishe :3

[compulsiveimpairment]

If it’s questions you want is it questions you shall receive!

Favorite constellation? Or the constellation you can identify the best in the sky? Or are you even able to see stars where you’re at?

Favorite reptile?

Favorite fruit?

Which animal would you like to have as a pet ignoring potential danger or specific care?

Thoughts on the ocean?

If your Bloodmoons were to live together in a house how long would it take before it was set on fire?

And this one is extremely self indulgent for me, but I know you‘ve read the fic and I’m curious, what’s your favorite scene in Quiet Throes?

Question round! 3, 2, 1, let's go!!

My favourite constellation? I'd say it's probably the Leo or Gemini, since I'm a Leo. I'm actually unable to identify constellations, but I always enjoy a little stargazing!

OH MY GOD I LOVE SNAKES SO MUCH- Fucking SENTIENT NOODLES. NOODLES.

I like apples and mangoes! Honestly, I like fruits in general!

Most definitely rats, snakes, cats, ferrets, raccoons, and wildcats. Oh, and sharks and jellyfish! And sea slugs! I'm a lil all over the place— I like a lot of creatures :3

YOU'RE TELLING ME ALL THATS SEPARATING ME AND MY BRITISH PARENT, BRITISH SIBLING, AUSTRIAN FRIEND, POLISH FRIEND, AND WIFE IS A GIANT LIQUID AREA?? I love the ocean though- funky creatures in it :D

Oh god, not even a full day, let alone an hour. Hollow would've hidden in the corner because Lazuli/Totality, Impulse/Indulge, Compulsion/Impairment, Infection!Impulse/Indulge, and even Harvey and Blake would've reminded them too much of Hally (They'd probably cry in the corner until someone comforts them). Totality would definitely be one of the main fire starters, after pushing Lazuli out of control. Impulse and Indulge would be either helping start the fire or comforting Hollow (Respectively). Compulsion/Impairment are the ones lighting the match because MC isn't there to stop them anymore. Infection!Impulse and Indulge would be... outside. Awaiting the fire. So Indulge can probably eat the bodies. Harvey and Blake are... also starting the fire. They're both more careful since they're sirens who turn into humans, so fire's not their thing but they'd roll with it.

In short: That house will be gone the moment you look away :)

Oooo, favourite scene... I'd probably say the moment Bloody and Harvest were just like... "Let's search up our feelings! :]" or likely the whole time they were living with Solar. The searching was relatable and them not fully trusting Solar was... strangely entertaining. It's understandable as well- and somewhat relatable. I do believe that their dissociation in chapter 7 is also a favourite, since it was so well written and once again it was relatable. I like relatable moments mostly, but the fic as a whole is just- *fucking goes feral*

I appreciate the questions! This really jogs some memory, and it also helps me figure out myself more, surprisingly— Always a treat to see you pop in from time to time!

[bestwalnut]

Finally participating in Mermay for once :D

[abyssalelegy]

time to bankrupt myself for blåhaj waifu

[snails-in-spaceships]

Gillion trying to 'pay taxes' and just breaking shit in the process is the funniest thing. Who instilled such a drive to pay taxes in this funny fish? Who taught him that paying taxes means just chucking coin in the ocean? Why is this such an obsession???

[thegnomelord]

You ever hear the gross stories about people putting peanut butter on their junk and having a dog lick it off? This sounds bad but stay with me here, imagine it's marakov doing this with hound. Like it's a humiliation thing to break hound down or something and drive it into his head that he's no better than an actual dog. Marakov starving hound for awhile so he's famished and then pulling the peanut butter out. If hound wants to eat then the only food he can have will be the peanut butter he'll have to lick off marakovs cock.

Oh fuck that is disgusting and SOOO something Makarov would do. So here's a lil ficlet cause you got my brain going Brrrr

CW:NSFW, MDNI, Makarov x male reader, blowjob, peanutbutter food sex, toxic relationship, dom/sub dub-con, rough and quick, I дворняга - mongrel, mutt есть - eat, нет - no.

Rough fingers grip your jaw until it hurts, Makarov's thumb pressing down on your tongue to keep it flush with the bottom of your mouth. Drool and a bit of blood run down your chin, a small puddle already forming between your folded knees. The fingers on of his other hand wiggle your canine, uncaring of how your jaw trembles in an attempt not to bite him.

"Poor дворняга," Makarov chuckles, "Not liking your new teeth?"

Your 'new' teeth hurt like hell and that's saying something, gums around them still raw and irritated, knives stabbing at your entire jaw and down your throat whenever he wiggles the tooth even slightly. But you can't show that, don't bite the hand that feeds. So you swallow the sound of pain bubbling in your chest and shake your head as much as he allows you to do so.

You can see his smirk past the tears blurring your vision. "Good dog." He chuckles, pulling his fingers from your mouth to pat your head. "You must be hungry."

You are. Starving. You can't remember the last time you've been fed, probably before Makarov had your canines ripped from your mouth and replaced with metal, but the constant pain buzzing in your body makes it hard to keep track as the days blur together. You wordlessly nod your head, knowing better than to speak when he hasn't given you permission yet (you doubt you even could with how much your jaw hurts.)

Makarov leans back on your bunk, letting go of your jaw to fiddle with the jar of peanut butter. Unscrewing the lid he dips his pointer finder in and scoops up a big dollop of it. He holds it out for you, resting the back of his finger on your tongue. "Есть." He orders, tone leaving no room for arguing and you're quick to close your lips around his finger, tongue moving to lick it clean and trying to avoid nudging your teeth.

You've always hated the stuff since Price got you to try some when you were in America, the taste and texture making your skin crawl, but right now it may as well be ichor of the gods. Your stomach rumbles at finally being able to devour something, even if it's just a small scoop of peanut butter.

You open your mouth when you're done, spit clinging to Makarov's finger, and try your best to make a small whine. "Good, finally learning." He hums and sets the jaw down, unbuckling his belt.

Your heart stutters and drops to your stomach as you watch Makarov fish his half hard cock from his boxers, only needing a few strokes to get him fully erect. Makarov laughs at the face you make when he scoops up a good amount of the peanut butter and uses it like lube on his cock.

"Oh, did you think you would just get to eat?" He snorts, holding the base of his cock, "Нет, нет, нет you dumb mutt." He spreads his legs wider, patting his thigh. "You'll have to work for it, now есть."

You hesitate, some meager part of your pride absolutely unwilling, your stomach telling you to forget about that. Makarov waits, judgmental eyes locked on you, easily able to see the turmoil swirling in your eyes. He knows how to be patient, while he usually wouldn't tolerate disobedience, he knows he can't set up a hunting dog for failure and expect success so soon into your training.

His efforts bear fruit and you slowly shuffle forward on your knees. Even starved as you are, the wide span of your shoulders still forces his legs to spread wider. You hesitate some more, looking past his cock up at him, wondering if he really wants you to do this; is this a reward or just another way to tear you down?

"Do not make me repeat myself." He says, voice even and cool, but you're still perceptive enough to notice the sharp edge of danger in his tone, like a knife pressed into your throat.

Tentatively you lean in, fists clenching against your thighs as your tongue lolls out to hesitantly lick at his shaft. He doesn't rush you, doesn't degrade you, but his hand does settle on the back of your skull. You freeze, but he only hums, "Good dog." His hips twitch until his shaft bumps against your nose.

The hand on your head keeps you from pulling away, and your hunger soon wins out so you give a few experimental kitten licks. You start at the bottom, still uneasy about this, your tongue licking across his knuckles. Makarov purrs something in Russian you're not familiar with, his tone not sweet enough to make you think it's an insult, so you slowly continue up his shaft.

His precum mixes with the peanut butter, giving it a saltier tang that makes disgust curl in your stomach, humiliation making your face burn. Even your mind mocks you; Price's voice echoes somewhere in your ears "This is why we left you, you were just waiting for a chance to be a terrorist's whore." but that voice slowly gets quieter as Makarov's hand pets your head, making thinking about anything but the creamy peanut butter on your tongue difficult.

"Good dog, doing so well for me." Makarov hums, a pleased sound escaping his chest. The pleasure your mouth brings is miniscule compared to the sight of you - on your knees, eyes slowly closing as your malleable mind settles into static, drool smeared lips wrapping around his head to suck all the food your tongue missed - oh it's something else. He's seen many powerful men brought down to their knees, but nothing has ever made him harder than you right now.

You pop off his cockhead, chest frantically moving to draw breath, unfocused eyes staring at his drooling head before you look up. "Now wasn't that a good treat?" He asks, receiving your mumble in return, using your spaced out mind to smear more peanut butter on his head. "But you missed a spot. Go on, есть."

[dozing-marshmallow]

FIRST DATE WITH CHRIS MCLEAN HEADCANONS

Let’s see how far along he meets first date etiquette. 

For starters, he absolutely refused to tell you where he was going to take you so you were stuck a week before on what to wear, trying to base it on what Chris would choose. 

On one hand, he had standards high and strict from his wealth and reputation.

On the other hand, he also has his general personality where he was carefree like a child.

Can you imagine if you turned up in heels and dangling earrings just for him to take you to an amusement park?

Brrrr. But you’d rather that than show up in dungarees for a posh dinner.

Thankfully, when he does arrive outside your place to meet you, he’s well dressed and even brings you flowers (though, the bouquet was of his favourite kind.) informing you that you made the right decision of going ravishing.

He takes your hand to the limo (Heaven forbid he drives, he’s hired someone instead).

Ravishing it was, for the destination was in fact, a fancy restaurant.

If it wasn’t for Chris, you wouldn’t even have the riches to dream about stepping into this place!

Speaking of the man, he didn’t even need to make a reservation; seeing him, the waiter immediately rushed to ready a table.

“This place is mainly for awesome famous people. Like me! And I guess, you too.”

Sitting down at the table(with a pretty remarkable night view), you had a lot of fun scanning through the high class menu.

He spent most of the evening talking about himself and his accomplishments, but you expected that.

Not to the degree he was going on.

It was a bit obstructive since he would jump from one thing to another in the same prideful manner while your engagement ceased every time.

“My agent was really proud of me for taking the hosting job of Total Drama and for making everyone laugh! Don’t you agree?”

“Absolutely! You were made for Total Drama, no wonder why your agent is proud!”

“Haha yeah! And especially with my experience hosting that ice skating show, you have no idea how many producers wanted me for their upcoming shows!”

“Oh? That’s really great!”

“Any other reality show host would be too tired to consider taking on other shows, but not me! I humbly believe (and know) that with my face on any tv show, more success is guaranteed than whatever amount of success it already has. What can I say? I’m just that good at what I do!”

“I see...”

Your mood lifted up when the food arrives, but only a short amount of time. Chris wears a napkin around his neck, and after some lighthearted ridiculing, you do too.

“(Y/NNN).” He whines,“You don’t use your fish knife for the main meal! You use your dinner knife!” He sharply holds up his dinner knife,“Jeez! You’re not that poor, are you?”

Suddenly, the food doesn’t taste so nice anymore.

You awkwardly sip on your glass of wine, watching all kinds of girls run up to Chris (even the waiters) for pictures, giggles, autographs.

To make matters worse, Chris was actively encouraging it, with his own winking and smiling. He did that more than the number of times he’s asked you a question about...you.

Okay I get that he’s a well known celebrity, but...is he serious?

At least he took care of the full check?

Sigh. That’s what you had to tell yourself to make up for his insensitive disinterest in your life.

So much for a romantic dinner. You didn’t think you’d feel exhausted, nor did you think you would feel more opposite than your expectations to never want the night to end.

As you leave the restaurant, he smiles as your head is down.

What were you thinking? Of course he wasn’t going to be like how you’d imagine in your fantasies. Why did you think he would be more thoughtful off television?

“Uh, (Y/N)?” He calls a small while after the limo journey home.

You feign a smile,“Yes, Chris?” Did he remember another great thing he did?

“I’m...getting the feeling you didn’t enjoy tonight.”

Huh? You didn’t see that coming,“What makes you think that? Of course I did. I got to go on a date with the Chris McLean. Only millions could dream of this once in a lifetime opportunity, right?”

“But you’re not taking it that way...”

Aw, was his ego hurt? “It doesn’t matter how I feel, I enjoyed the restaurant and having you with me tonight, okay?”

He raised an eyebrow,“It doesn’t matter how you feel...? What makes you say that? Of course it does. It’s our date, right?”

You scoff,“More like your date.”

“What?”

Your heart races,“It’s fine, Chris. I know you have thousands of other girls on a list to go on a date with, that’s especially gotten longer after tonight and I’m just some temporary placement.”

“Dude... Do you really think I would want to give a chance to go out with those random girls I happened to see today when I have you? And what do you mean temporary? Do...you not want to be together anymore?”

You sigh,“Chris, look. I like you, really I do. But tonight, wasn’t the greatest. I can write a whole book about you after today, and meanwhile you can’t even name five things I achieved in my life.”

“You don’t need to, (Y/N), I already made all the volumes of my autobiographies, but I appreciate the thought.”

You twisted your head away from him in disbelief. Is he seriously still thinking about himself now? As if this date couldn’t be more deprecating.

“Haha, but really, I’m the one that should be sorry. You barely got a chance to tell me more about yourself, and I was a jerk for belittling you.” He put a luscious hand onto your jaw to turn your sight back slowly, causing you to look into his...genuine eyes,“Will you let me take you on another? Pretty please? I promise I’ll make it up to you.”

Well, will you?

[idialover]

!!NSFW!!!

My friends and I have a tradition of playing "does this character have sex" whenever we get into a new piece of media, because we always enjoy everything together, and today we spent a few hours discussing TWST charactrs. They found out that I now have a Tumblr blog and told me I should "post our very scientific findings for the interwebs" (Note that we are all between the ages of 16-17, so in the same age group as the characters)

Heartslabyul (general judgement): The virgin one

Riddle: no, and he somehow doesn't even know what sex is. You'd think he'd know with how much he studies about everything you learn in school, so even sex-ed but no, he doesn't know

Ace: gray area, no bitches respectfully, except maybe Deuce, but we couldn't agree on that, he would treat it as "it's just a prank bro, no homo"

Deuce: yeah, sure, I mean he's pretty okay looking, not often tho

Cater: he seems like he'd be a dicord kitten or an insta-thot, he tries but doesn't really succeed, maybe once or twice.

Trey: no, because he actually wears a fedora, unironically. "he's as bland as the flour he uses in his cakes"-my friend#2

Savanaclaw (general judgement): Gahdayumm!!

Leona: YES! absoulutley 100% just look at him, but he'd be one of those lazy tops, is very casual about it, there isn't a lot to say because it's just so obvious that he is 100% a sex haver

Ruggie: Hard to say, he has an Italian souding name so maybe no, he hasn't yet discovered that he can earn quite a lot of money that way, or maybe he has (we couldn't agree on this)

Jack: gay wolf boyfirend fantasy so yes, big buff man go brrrr

Octavinelle (general judgement): ehhhh, fish go brrr

Azul: this was a very hard one to decide but in the end no, no real reason just doesn't seem like he would have it, he's on that alpha buisness grindset

Jade: Yes becazse friend#1 said so (she's a strong Jade stan) and everyone decided to let her have this one, but everybody else generally thinks he is Asexual (friend#1 is also ace)

Floyd: yes, he is bisexual in wicked and scheming ways and everybody is aware of that. Chaos bi, him and Jade are two side of a coin, all or nothing. He flirts by messing with people, mostly Riddle but as I've already said Riddle has no idea what's going on and just thinks Floyd has it out for him

Scarabia (general judgement): This was the hardest one to discuss

Kalim: He is very lovable, but no, for unknown reasons, boy has 0 rizz

Jamil: yeah, ig, normal 17 year old guy, he isn't basic like Trey, but he just doesn't have time because of Kalim

Pomefiore (general judgement): slayyy!

Vil: Yes, and his standards are surprisingly not as high as you'd think, we got very heated about how people often mischaracterize him as a very vain but he just wants people to be themselves and best version of themselves. Good for cardio

Rook: yes, in freaky kinky ways (see Rook alchemy card) he sometimes has touble finding people who are into the same stuff as him

Epel: no, beacause he is an "alpha male" in the worst ways possible

Ignihyde (General judgement): you'd think they be reddit mods, but they actually tumblr sexymen

Idia: yes, he has that disheveled rizz, the more they look like they haven't left the house since 2015 the better. We stan broken men in this household(blog), only on halloween tho that's when his confidence get's a bit better and he becomes and active member of society

Ortho: he is a robot based on a young child! NO!

Diasomnia (General judgement): oooh spooky~~

Malleus: yeah sure

Silver: gray are (they demanded I make that pun, pls forgive me)

Lillia: He is the most slay character, an old vampire/fae obviously yes. He has a lot of experience, best sex haver he's so amazing, Lillia for the win

Sebek: no

Staff (general judgement): a very mixed bag

Crowley: someone somwhere slept with him, he is kinda usless but he gets laid, look at his vacation outfit

Crewel: Definetly, high standards but he is correct, he gets to have high standards, he is the perfect man, not a DILF but also not not one

Trein: yes, loyal to his wife (rip tho), good husband 10/10 would trust him, good man

Vargas: Yeah, he's a typical good looking guy, he has never had a long term relationship but he doesn't want one

Sam: We debated for a long time and decided that yes he does have sex

[cookieclimax]

what if the fish were friends

Lmaooo fish squad go brrrr

Omg LeeLand and Baxter could totally be possible for canon interactions if the Baxter Works For Vox theory is revealed canon whenever S2 comes out 👀

Vox could make LeeLand fetch Baxter for him or something if he wants to retry the plan he had with Sir Pentious (perfect opportunity just to give our precious nasal voiced eel another 5 seconds of screentime) 🥹

[merakiui]

AaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAVDKSODBNSBDDNNDBDDNN

*here comes the boy~*💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

/)>//w//<(\ I'm so glad you love him!!! I was super worried tbh because I thought the colors were a bit too bright.

And you are free to ramble as much as you'd like, I love how there are certain aspects of my drawing that you adore. It lets me know that there are things people like about my drawings. :3

I'm also glad my drawing was able to make you happy and fangirl- as that was what I was wanting to go for.

And and and I hope my next work gives you similar feels! It's something that's a little out of my comfort zone in terms of my own drawing style! It's unfortunately not tako-husband, however I hope you'll like it regardless!

I'll most definitely tag you when I have a preview and when it's done!

I adore him!!! (´▽`ʃƪ)♡ he's so cute in your style!!!! I think the bright colors work really well for a song with an equally bright, upbeat instrumental. But also,,, I just love bright colors in art, so maybe that's also why I enjoy it so much!! In any case, it's absolutely wonderful!!!! :D I can't thank you enough for tagging me!!!! 💖

ALSO!!!! GASP!!!!!!! 👀 another work....... uuwuaaaa I'm so excited!!! Even if it's not tako husband, I know I will love and cherish it so much!!!!! >w<

[mordremrose]

Bite sized lore dumps for my 3 thieves, 3/5 necromancers and one (1) elementalist to fill out the “human in game but not in lore” page! Blorbos go brrrr

Transcriptions of their blurbs under the cut bc I know what my handwriting is like i promise

Dyraoi: She/her, Nightmare Courtier— Lady of Decay, minion-mancer

Briefly left her duties with the Court to study Orr

Her most beloved pet is a recreation of Zhaitan’s dragon champions, based on Tequatl and Blightgast

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Rhialora: she/her, spector— “The Viscount”, Order of Whispers agent in the Nightmare Court, while undercover in the Court she grew attached to those loyal to her.

Post HoT, she welcomes [both] Mordrem and Courtiers to her side to heal and recover

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Jian Cain: he/him, Soundless Deadeye

Makes a living helping [around] a small fishing village, though he spends almost all his time either in or on the water

Vaikeres: she/they, Dreamer (sorta), Harbinger

An incredibly skilled and reckless alchemist, Vaikeres once created a potion that reversed a death. She has not been able to recreate it

Joint: seaweed/kelp twins— Since Jian cut himself off from their shared dream, the twins have steadily drifted further and further from the Grove

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Countess Andreas: she/her, scourge— A powerful and respected Orrian necromancer who avoided the same fate as the rest of her people by trapping her own soul in an amulet… or so she claims

Niawah: catalyst, he/they — A young Largos in self-imposed exile on the surface after the death of his older sister on a hunt

Luca Anatole: she/her, daredevil — A young Shrine Guardian who bound herself to a sickly human girl to save her life. The lines between them have blurred into one mischievous mind

[au-m1sfortune]

hehehe pressure sona go brrrr took inspo from eyefestation n the squiddles :3 i like tall fish men

[fishy--friend]

Hi! Welcome to the pond!

My name is Fishy, your new best friend! I am transmasc (neoboy whoo), neptunic and i use he/they pronouns! I like Gravity Falls, Seren, my moots, drawing and more! I am pro choice, pro palistine and obvi i support gay and trans people!!!

pfp by the lovely @daily-bipper-brainrot^^

unfortunately, i am not answering asks about Gaza.

my hobbies are:

annoying @astralphobia (and my other moots)

art

singing

writing

rambling about little aus of my aus

nickname guide:

Seren: @astralphobia

Sars: @sarosthewizarddude

Biro/Cryptic: @cryptic-platypus

Kenz: @spaceumbredoggos

Some fun facts about me are:

My favorite character of all time is Bipper (i just think hes neat)

I am a nonreligious angelkin

I live breathe and die Gravity Falls

ADHD go brrrr

My favorite animal is fish i love fish so much theyre so cool they can survive underwater without having to go up for air and theyre so scaly and cool and i love them sm i love to watch them and theyre so tasty too i love fish forever and ever and

This is mostly reblogs!

I think that's everything... oh and I believe to be Bill's reincarnation. Oh and I have disassociation issues. Oh and I post lots about my aus Return to the Falls and Tumblr Falls. Oh and 3 versions of myself (me, Bill and Ireen) run this blog. We call ourselves the Holy Hivemind. speaking of which~!

Idk, there's just 3 versions of me bouncing around in my brain and apparently thats not normal. i think its called a system when its like that? so uh yeah this is the Holy Hivemind system i guess. you might be wondering in your own crainum, "how can i tell who is posting?" which i have made a handy guide for your poor soul!

Me, the main personality! (is that a thing? Ireen and Bill rarely take over unless I ask em to) I go by Fish or Fishy ofc! My pronouns are he/they and you can tell its me because I either use correct capitalization or none at all! I usually dont color my text but when i do its blue!

Bill, the only character pulled from the media and second in command! He goes by Bill, One-Eyed King, your majesty, you get the gist. He hates being called Billy though unless its from one of our close friends like @cryptic-platypus or @spaceumbredoggos. He uses he/they/it/neo pronouns and you can tell its him because HE TYPES LIKE THIS! SOMETIMES HE EVEN COLORS IT ORANGE TO MAKE IT CLEARER!

Ireen, the newest member and deriving from my angelkin shit! They go by Ireen, Holy Spirit, and Angelic One! They use they/it/neo pronouns and you can tell its them because they type rather formally and use larger words that the other two would have to google in order to understand. It also likes to change the color to blue or even purple how it pleases.

we hope you stick around!