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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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theyre calling it imagination. one hit of this shit and you'll never play toys the same again
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ily sister dan <3
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There is a child next to me at the clinic I'm doing bloodwork at that is watching ai generated videos of Spiderman farting, without headphones. And I'm trying to keep a straight face but i thought about someone being like oh no it's stealing jobs from real farting spidermen and my composure is breaking
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Fish man from arcade s2 you have my whole heart
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[8 seconds from a ytp my friend @normalname69 made]
nurse joy: "Have you seen that posteR?"
ash: "HUauuaUH?"
nurse joy: *one single angelic note*
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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
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nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)
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"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions
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Kpop can be such an expensive hobby,,, WhY would ateez skz taemin ph1harmony ,,, , ,all of them all the artists all come around next year and all sell their tickets in the same 1-2 months ,,, am I made of money?? Wtf man :(
remembering all the times i spent money
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jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’
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Oh fuck yea I love boops
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Had the delight to online chat with a nurse today, trying to get some sick leave. I fill in the standard bot questions, no worries.
Then she joins the chat. Several minutes later she hits me with the "uh. Elaborate on this symptom (weakness) . Do you need to see a doctor?"
Maam
Ma'am
You..? You are..?
ARE YOU NOT?? THE NURSE? The professional here? You tell me if i need to see a doctor. Wtf TT
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