asktotallyhuman
Ask the hUMaN?
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A minecraft ask blog featured around a (human?). Send asks at any time! M!A: None. Accepting M!A's: Yes. Will occasionally interact with other minecraft blogs and occasionally other universes. Submissions and anon asks open. Suggestive content, no outright nsfw. Viewer discretion is advised for heavy topics
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asktotallyhuman 4 days ago
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Castalric keeps his eyes closed as he addresses the enderling. The bandages removed and rolled up, Nyzak investigates their new stitches and scars.
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Guiding them down, the doc pulls their hair back to check their stitches. They cover their eyes, so he can see.
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"They must have a moment to recover...But yes, we will talk. It's been far too long coming..." "And I think I may have an idea how to start...I hope we still have cocoa beans."
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asktotallyhuman 16 days ago
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//im still struggling to come back from hiatus and work on art again but i need to pop in and freak out
WE FINALLY HIT 100 馃コ馃コ馃コ馃帀馃帀馃帀
To celebrate, as soon as I can, I'll be holding an art raffle! One lucky person will get a free drawing from me.
Post with more details on its way.
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asktotallyhuman 1 month ago
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//im back home and im no longer sick but i may still need to call a temporary hiatus. we'll have to see if i can get myself to work on art at all this week
thanks everybody for sticking around. and just so you know i have a plan for when we finally hit 100~
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asktotallyhuman 1 month ago
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//YALL WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 100 FOLLOWERS IM SO EXCITED YALL ARE AMAZING
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WE POPPIN THE BIGGEST BOTTLES AT A HUNDO
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asktotallyhuman 1 month ago
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Hey, have you heard of the create mod or the between lands mod?
//mun has to answer this, they cant know they're in a game!
I have heard of create, I've experimented with it a lil but its a biiiiit too complicated.
Between lands...i gotta assume its like the farlands? Never played with it i dont think.
I personally like ice and fire, wyrmroost, undergarden anything that makes more things to tame, to fight, to unlock and to upgrade
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asktotallyhuman 1 month ago
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"They guard my dreams from nightmares! Can some silly 'plushie' do that?! I didn't think so!"
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asktotallyhuman 1 month ago
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"They guard my dreams from nightmares! Can some silly 'plushie' do that?! I didn't think so!"
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asktotallyhuman 1 month ago
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Nyzak, what do you think about wardens now that you've encountered one in person? What would you think if you ran into a baby warden?
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Nyzak groans, stirring as if having a nightmare, until suddenly they sit up with a gasp
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Nyzak trails off, looking around the room as they finally realize where they are. And who they're with...
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"...I wonder what a baby would look like actually...might be cute..."
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asktotallyhuman 1 month ago
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Nyzak, what do you think about wardens now that you've encountered one in person? What would you think if you ran into a baby warden?
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Nyzak groans, stirring as if having a nightmare, until suddenly they sit up with a gasp
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Nyzak trails off, looking around the room as they finally realize where they are. And who they're with...
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"...I wonder what a baby would look like actually...might be cute..."
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asktotallyhuman 2 months ago
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Steady breathing...An even sleep. Well needed, after everything they went through. "Send for me when they wake up." The last thing the doctor said before heading back home.
Despite their assurances that Nyzak would be recovered in just a manner of days, Sarah keeps a constant vigil. Waiting for them to wake...
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asktotallyhuman 2 months ago
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"Welcome travellers, to Bithaalton!"
Home of our main star characters, Lady Sarah Menigras, the chosen Lord of the village. At her side, her younger sibling Nyzak Menigras. Who is, in fact, an enderman!
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Our Story So Far
Outposts beset the town from two different directions, the town left in fear and dwindling numbers until the strange pair arrived to the village. Few know where they came from, but remain to this day, protecting the village and the people within.
Lady Sarah took up the position of training a new village guard to fight back the raids and monsters at night, until the walls could be erected. But not to worry, the villagers are free to come and go as they please. And Sarah was given the position of "Lord" to take the place of the one that they lost to one fatal raid.
Nyzak took up the position as architect, fashioning a helmet to shield from eye contact and rebuilding the town after it was ravaged. As well as growing and expanding it as the village grew and flourished. They're also known for their underground mining exploits.
Note: This takes place in a modded survival world, some things may be different compared to the base game beyond just artistic liberties.
Content Warnings
Blog is 16+. There will be suggestive, but not sexual, content. Alcoholism, Implied drug abuse, and family trauma ahoy.
Current Arcs The Fight- After a slip of the tongue, Nyzak lets loose some information they really aren't allowed to talk about. According to Sarah, that is. And Sarah, unfortunately drunk, is let on to this and rushes home to confront them. Scaring them near to death in the process. Seeing their tears causes her to stop, but with no resolution to the fight, Nyzak runs away to the caves underground before the sun comes up.
Deep Dark Encounter- After a brief encounter and deal with a strange evoker wandering the tunnels underground, Nyzak finds themself tumbling into the deep dark. A loose patch of gravel sending them teleporting wildly. Unfortunately, they wind up face down and crushed under a falling stalactite. When they wake, they're face to face with a warden. Some quick thinking later, and they manage to escape, and teleport back up to the surface. They collapse outside the gates of Bithaalton, their last thought the guard's Commander calling for help.
Her Regret- Sarah has just learned of her sibling's return, and injuries. They've been taken back home to be treated by the doctors.
Keep an eye on this post! The story may change and I'll be adding links to side pages, such as:
Side Characters
FAQ
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asktotallyhuman 2 months ago
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//got your ask! Thank you! Got one more thing to set up in the story and a little blog maintenance and I'll get right to it!
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asktotallyhuman 2 months ago
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The bartender's words still hang in her mind, she hadn't realized it'd gotten so late. Markus had left hours ago and she was the last person awake in the bar.
Giving a small chuckle at the confused, lost enderman wandering the playground, she doesn't notice the shouting private until she's practically right on top of her.
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Sarah's legs wobble as she stands, and the private rushes to help her to her feet. Brushing the young testificate private off, she asks barely able to keep her voice level. "How bad?" "I...I-I don't, know. Ma'am but- But I know they were taken back home! Captain sent for the medics, then sent me when you weren't there."
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With only a bit of a stumble to Sarah's gait, the two speed off towards her home atop the hill.
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asktotallyhuman 2 months ago
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//i started playing minecraft story mode for the first time and it has me by the THROAT
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asktotallyhuman 2 months ago
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//that movie looks like wet ass roasting in the sun dear lord
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asktotallyhuman 2 months ago
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Using the last of their strength, they teleport straight to the surface. Relief flooding them just at the sight of those walls, they make their staggered trek back home to blessed safety.
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Luckily, just as they collapse, they're spotted from the walls by the night patrol. The commander quickly jumps into action, sending for help while he goes and checks on the unconscious Nyzak.
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And just in time, too. Just as the commander reaches the exhausted ender, they collapse to the ground. Eyes fighting to stay open until the world fades to black...
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asktotallyhuman 2 months ago
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//noodle
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Look who's been updateeeed~ It's our resident noodleboy! Finally got around to drawing him again and making him look soooo much better
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