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Someone say mermay 👀 dadrius mermay!!!
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#my art#toh#the owl house#toh hunter#hunter deamonne#darius deamonne#dadrius#mermay#merfolk#if im going to draw some fish#dadrius has to be part of it!#i proud of myself bc i didn't use references for either#their already so ingrained in my mind#brrrr fish
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fish, bottom text
#ishmael#ishmael lcb#limbus company#lcb#art#ms paint#drawing#doodle#limbus fanart#fish go brrrr#fishmael#chart box :3c
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~Drinks on me 🥃~
#me#being a playboy bunny was a blast#cnc brat#cnc fr33use#cnc free use#cnc k!nk#bd/sm brat#bd/sm kink#daddy's good girl#attention wh0r3#playboy bunny#praise kink go brrrr#praise k!nk#fishnets#fish net stockings#legs and heels#cutie w a bootie#big tiddy committee#attention slvt#halloween#costume#halloween costumes
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Alien Azul????!!!!!
>:)
I wrote something about him in this post!! But the specific idea I have in mind is very plotless and 100% horny. ^^;;; the hentai concept of the (tentacle) seedbed,,, poor, unfortunate space explorer darling who gets ensnared in alien tako and now you're wrapped up in his tentacles in some dark, damp cave and made to be a seedbed for his clutch. <3 he'll provide for you and protect you, ensuring you're well-fed and content. You just need to stay here with him and let him pump you full of eggs. >_< his species is nearly extinct, but with you here, his pretty seedbed, you can help him slowly repopulate. :D
The mind break, the body horror, the captivity, the breeding, the sexual parasitism, etc etc...... orz orz orz alien tako is so beloved.
AAAAAAA OMG WAIT...... there's also the wonderful concept of humans with one alien in hiding within the group. Essentially an among us scenario or the basis for the plot of the Alien movies, in which a crew is slowly but surely picked off one by one by the strange creature aboard their spacecraft. Putting alien tako in those plots.......
#twisted chit chat#fish-brain-go-brrrr#n/sfw#tw: oviposition#i love him and all of his writhing wriggling appendages teehee :3
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I found fishe :3
#sebastian solace#art#fanart#pressure#Roblox pressure#Roblox#Sebastian#I found fishe :3#i tried#digital art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#adhd go brrrr#hyperfixation
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If it’s questions you want is it questions you shall receive!
Favorite constellation? Or the constellation you can identify the best in the sky? Or are you even able to see stars where you’re at?
Favorite reptile?
Favorite fruit?
Which animal would you like to have as a pet ignoring potential danger or specific care?
Thoughts on the ocean?
If your Bloodmoons were to live together in a house how long would it take before it was set on fire?
And this one is extremely self indulgent for me, but I know you‘ve read the fic and I’m curious, what’s your favorite scene in Quiet Throes?
Question round! 3, 2, 1, let's go!!
My favourite constellation? I'd say it's probably the Leo or Gemini, since I'm a Leo. I'm actually unable to identify constellations, but I always enjoy a little stargazing!
OH MY GOD I LOVE SNAKES SO MUCH- Fucking SENTIENT NOODLES. NOODLES.
I like apples and mangoes! Honestly, I like fruits in general!
Most definitely rats, snakes, cats, ferrets, raccoons, and wildcats. Oh, and sharks and jellyfish! And sea slugs! I'm a lil all over the place— I like a lot of creatures :3
YOU'RE TELLING ME ALL THATS SEPARATING ME AND MY BRITISH PARENT, BRITISH SIBLING, AUSTRIAN FRIEND, POLISH FRIEND, AND WIFE IS A GIANT LIQUID AREA?? I love the ocean though- funky creatures in it :D
Oh god, not even a full day, let alone an hour. Hollow would've hidden in the corner because Lazuli/Totality, Impulse/Indulge, Compulsion/Impairment, Infection!Impulse/Indulge, and even Harvey and Blake would've reminded them too much of Hally (They'd probably cry in the corner until someone comforts them). Totality would definitely be one of the main fire starters, after pushing Lazuli out of control. Impulse and Indulge would be either helping start the fire or comforting Hollow (Respectively). Compulsion/Impairment are the ones lighting the match because MC isn't there to stop them anymore. Infection!Impulse and Indulge would be... outside. Awaiting the fire. So Indulge can probably eat the bodies. Harvey and Blake are... also starting the fire. They're both more careful since they're sirens who turn into humans, so fire's not their thing but they'd roll with it.
In short: That house will be gone the moment you look away :)
Oooo, favourite scene... I'd probably say the moment Bloody and Harvest were just like... "Let's search up our feelings! :]" or likely the whole time they were living with Solar. The searching was relatable and them not fully trusting Solar was... strangely entertaining. It's understandable as well- and somewhat relatable. I do believe that their dissociation in chapter 7 is also a favourite, since it was so well written and once again it was relatable. I like relatable moments mostly, but the fic as a whole is just- *fucking goes feral*
I appreciate the questions! This really jogs some memory, and it also helps me figure out myself more, surprisingly— Always a treat to see you pop in from time to time!
#ramble#ask#starfail!au#alt!bloodbath au#slaughter society au#bloody bells#infection!collab slaughter society au#fish on land au#tsams aus#tsams bloodmoon aus#woosh that took a bit to write all out-#brain loved going BRRRR though :D
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Finally participating in Mermay for once :D
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It’s a roblox horror game based around thlassaphobia and SCP! Gameplay wise, It’s a lot like doors if you’ve ever played that
Essentially, you’re a prisoner enlisted by a corporation called Urbanshade in order to take back the crystal that powers one of their facilities, which was put on lockdown fairly recently. If you get it, you’re pardoned of all your crimes and get to live a new life! But the abundance of very unethical experiments that the company has done will not be letting you take it so easily (though I’ll avoid going too far deep into that for spoilers sake)
The character’s writing and designs are great, the game has really smooth animation, and there’s a giant fish man! What’s there not to love!
Have you played PRESSURE on Roblox?
Yep yep
#hope I explained it decently#sorry if not#:.)#tldr; fish horror game with humans rights violations go brrrr#berryboxed#reboxing / reblog
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You ever hear the gross stories about people putting peanut butter on their junk and having a dog lick it off? This sounds bad but stay with me here, imagine it's marakov doing this with hound. Like it's a humiliation thing to break hound down or something and drive it into his head that he's no better than an actual dog. Marakov starving hound for awhile so he's famished and then pulling the peanut butter out. If hound wants to eat then the only food he can have will be the peanut butter he'll have to lick off marakovs cock.
Oh fuck that is disgusting and SOOO something Makarov would do. So here's a lil ficlet cause you got my brain going Brrrr
CW:NSFW, MDNI, Makarov x male reader, blowjob, peanutbutter food sex, toxic relationship, dom/sub dub-con, rough and quick, I дворняга - mongrel, mutt есть - eat, нет - no.
Rough fingers grip your jaw until it hurts, Makarov's thumb pressing down on your tongue to keep it flush with the bottom of your mouth. Drool and a bit of blood run down your chin, a small puddle already forming between your folded knees. The fingers on of his other hand wiggle your canine, uncaring of how your jaw trembles in an attempt not to bite him.
"Poor дворняга," Makarov chuckles, "Not liking your new teeth?"
Your 'new' teeth hurt like hell and that's saying something, gums around them still raw and irritated, knives stabbing at your entire jaw and down your throat whenever he wiggles the tooth even slightly. But you can't show that, don't bite the hand that feeds. So you swallow the sound of pain bubbling in your chest and shake your head as much as he allows you to do so.
You can see his smirk past the tears blurring your vision. "Good dog." He chuckles, pulling his fingers from your mouth to pat your head. "You must be hungry."
You are. Starving. You can't remember the last time you've been fed, probably before Makarov had your canines ripped from your mouth and replaced with metal, but the constant pain buzzing in your body makes it hard to keep track as the days blur together. You wordlessly nod your head, knowing better than to speak when he hasn't given you permission yet (you doubt you even could with how much your jaw hurts.)
Makarov leans back on your bunk, letting go of your jaw to fiddle with the jar of peanut butter. Unscrewing the lid he dips his pointer finder in and scoops up a big dollop of it. He holds it out for you, resting the back of his finger on your tongue. "Есть." He orders, tone leaving no room for arguing and you're quick to close your lips around his finger, tongue moving to lick it clean and trying to avoid nudging your teeth.
You've always hated the stuff since Price got you to try some when you were in America, the taste and texture making your skin crawl, but right now it may as well be ichor of the gods. Your stomach rumbles at finally being able to devour something, even if it's just a small scoop of peanut butter.
You open your mouth when you're done, spit clinging to Makarov's finger, and try your best to make a small whine. "Good, finally learning." He hums and sets the jaw down, unbuckling his belt.
Your heart stutters and drops to your stomach as you watch Makarov fish his half hard cock from his boxers, only needing a few strokes to get him fully erect. Makarov laughs at the face you make when he scoops up a good amount of the peanut butter and uses it like lube on his cock.
"Oh, did you think you would just get to eat?" He snorts, holding the base of his cock, "Нет, нет, нет you dumb mutt." He spreads his legs wider, patting his thigh. "You'll have to work for it, now есть."
You hesitate, some meager part of your pride absolutely unwilling, your stomach telling you to forget about that. Makarov waits, judgmental eyes locked on you, easily able to see the turmoil swirling in your eyes. He knows how to be patient, while he usually wouldn't tolerate disobedience, he knows he can't set up a hunting dog for failure and expect success so soon into your training.
His efforts bear fruit and you slowly shuffle forward on your knees. Even starved as you are, the wide span of your shoulders still forces his legs to spread wider. You hesitate some more, looking past his cock up at him, wondering if he really wants you to do this; is this a reward or just another way to tear you down?
"Do not make me repeat myself." He says, voice even and cool, but you're still perceptive enough to notice the sharp edge of danger in his tone, like a knife pressed into your throat.
Tentatively you lean in, fists clenching against your thighs as your tongue lolls out to hesitantly lick at his shaft. He doesn't rush you, doesn't degrade you, but his hand does settle on the back of your skull. You freeze, but he only hums, "Good dog." His hips twitch until his shaft bumps against your nose.
The hand on your head keeps you from pulling away, and your hunger soon wins out so you give a few experimental kitten licks. You start at the bottom, still uneasy about this, your tongue licking across his knuckles. Makarov purrs something in Russian you're not familiar with, his tone not sweet enough to make you think it's an insult, so you slowly continue up his shaft.
His precum mixes with the peanut butter, giving it a saltier tang that makes disgust curl in your stomach, humiliation making your face burn. Even your mind mocks you; Price's voice echoes somewhere in your ears "This is why we left you, you were just waiting for a chance to be a terrorist's whore." but that voice slowly gets quieter as Makarov's hand pets your head, making thinking about anything but the creamy peanut butter on your tongue difficult.
"Good dog, doing so well for me." Makarov hums, a pleased sound escaping his chest. The pleasure your mouth brings is miniscule compared to the sight of you - on your knees, eyes slowly closing as your malleable mind settles into static, drool smeared lips wrapping around his head to suck all the food your tongue missed - oh it's something else. He's seen many powerful men brought down to their knees, but nothing has ever made him harder than you right now.
You pop off his cockhead, chest frantically moving to draw breath, unfocused eyes staring at his drooling head before you look up. "Now wasn't that a good treat?" He asks, receiving your mumble in return, using your spaced out mind to smear more peanut butter on his head. "But you missed a spot. Go on, есть."
#gnome's tea break#gnome correspondence#cod mw2#x reader#male reader#hound-reader#good dog fic#vladimir makarov#vladimir makarov x reader#vladimir makarov x male reader#x male reader#cod modern warfare#trinkets of the hoard#tw toxic relationship#Makarov is his own warning#don't do this at home#call of duty makarov#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare
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romans your best friend and keeps flirting with you maybe nsfw 🤔 up to you
HEY YOU!! you bet i'm late as fuck to this, but i have boarded the inspiration station (no i was not on the toxic gossip train) (i'm sorry to everyone that gets the reference) but AGHHH I LOVE THIS ONE!! thank you so so much for this request, keep 'em coming!! 🩷💕✨
i don't smoke (roman godfrey x reader)
WARNINGS: smoking, mature themes, ish fluff, aggressive flirting, name calling, forced smoking, Roman is a cunt<33
summary: your new friend, Roman, insists he's not friends with girls. to quote him directly, he simply doesn't do that. still, he enjoys your company during a small smoke break as you skip class... but he insists; you're never going to be just friends, and he's determined to prove his point.
word count: 1,081
a/n: this gif of him smoking two cigarettes killed me, then gave me life and inspo<333 brain going brrrr, and YES OMG i'm doing oneshots and requests again!! enjoy, my loves!<3
I knew Roman would think I was the biggest loser on earth the second those three dreaded words escaped me; "I don't smoke,"
He remained emotionless, shrugging as he retreated the box of cigarettes he had been holding out in front of me. We stood behind the school, our backs leaning against the hard concrete wall as the sun fried the top of our heads. "Freak," he mumbled, rummaging his pockets in search of his lighter.
Excuse me? "You're a much bigger freak than I am," I felt my jaw clench involuntarily-- my frustration was certainly building. "At least I'm not smoking myself dumb."
Roman cocked a brow as amusement danced in his deep, green eyes; "Yeah?" he said, fishing two cigarettes out of the box. Why two? "And who are you to call me dumb? If anything, we're both dumb. We only know each other because we failed a test and had to retake it."
I hated how right he was. I hated any instance in which he was correct. A few weeks ago, we had gotten acquainted in that small room in building B during a retake of the hardest math test I had ever encountered-- the difference was that I had actually studied for the first one, and Roman had simply not shown up for it. It was only me, Roman, and some random substitute teacher who had been called in to make sure we wouldn't cheat. Thankfully, the teacher was incompetent enough to leave the room to chat with a friend on the phone, which was when Roman leaned over my desk and said we could use the calculator he had smuggled in under his shirt.
I would've failed that test if it hadn't been for him. And now, I was failing to show up to class because he said he didn't want to smoke by himself. I wasn't sure why I had agreed, seeing as I didn't smoke (clearly), but... it was Roman Godfrey. One look from him was enough to make any girl at this school faint, and being seen with him gave me a new status as one of the cool ones. I loved that feeling, reveled in the looks I would get walking down the hallway with him, and I honestly enjoyed it more than I probably should--
And ever since the retake, Roman and I had been friends.
Only friends.
Friends. Just friends. I wanted it to stay that way-- the Godfrey circus was not one I ever wanted to join.
Many things had changed in the weeks we had become acquainted, but one thing would not; I was not going to smoke. "Fine," I eventually muttered, crossing my arms over my chest. "We're both dumb, then."
Roman shifted, turning to me. Reacting, my eyes darted up at him, but I frowned as I was reminded of the amount of cigarettes in his mouth. Again-- why two? "Okay, Roman, that's taking the addiction too far,"
"Nu-uh," he managed to say with his mouth full. He also managed to smile, a knowing look in his eyes as he brought his hand up to his face. Roman left one cigarette between his plush lips, and I didn't have to be Sherlock Holmes to realize what he was planning to do with the other one.
I glared up at Roman as he held out the lit cancer-stick for me to take. "No," I prompted, shaking my head.
"Don't be a fucking wuss," he bit back, grinning down at me.
"I'm not!"
Roman rolled his eyes, kicking off the wall. "Come on, open up,"
I felt my breath catch in my chest as he placed himself in front of me. He was towering over me, practically caging me in-- "No,"
Roman's laugh was warm, yet menacing. "Have a puff, at least,"
"No!"
"What is up with you? Have you never smoked or something?"
"... Yeah, I haven't. So what?"
The following laugh was just as sinister. "I'll teach you, then,"
"I don't want you to teach me, drop it!--"
What happened next was beyond unexpected. Roman reached forward with his free hand, squeezing my nose shut with a harshness that hurt, which ultimately forced me to breathe through my mouth. Swiftly, he placed the cigarette between my lips, calmly taking a drag of his own before he pulled away.
As I inhaled the smoke, I managed to give him a proper kick before I succumbed to a heavy cough.
Roman only laughed. Over and over. The ridiculously pretty sound of it echoed through my brain as tears filled my eyes-- it felt like I was being choked by fire. Fire and smoke. Where was the fire alarm when I needed it? In my second act of rebellion, I threw my cigarette to the floor, stomping it repeatedly. "Hate you," was all I managed to force out, rubbing the tears out of my eyes.
Roman hummed, looking as amused as ever. He took a long drag from his cigarette, savouring the taste, savouring the smoke, before blowing out a perfect ring. It was clear that he had practiced that numerous times. I watched it evaporate into thin air as I tried to catch my breath, my gaze now darting to the single strand of brown hair that strayed from Roman's stylings, hanging over his eyes in a perfect, soft wave.
He caught me staring, his green eyes darting back at me with newfound challenge. His voice lowered, his next words coming out in a husky breath; "I'm gonna make you smoke yourself dumb if you don't stay away. Do you know that?" Roman watched my every reaction, my every movement-- "I told you I'm not just friends with girls. That's not how I operate."
I did my best not to shudder, but it was damn near impossible. Sure, Roman was pretty and he had told me this numerous times, but there was no way in hell anything would happen between us. I would never allow myself to fall into that category of girls. "We can be friends," I tried, blinking away my remaining tears.
Roman sighed, tilting his head as he stared at me like I was the dumbest little puppy he had ever seen. "No," he said, effectively sinking his words into stone. They were permanent, a statement to remember. "We're not going to be friends."
"... Why not?"
With a simple shrug, Roman threw his finished cigarette to the ground. "Because people don't usually want to fuck their friends," His strikingly green eyes darted back at me as a smirk formed across his lips. "And I so desperately want to fuck you."
#roman godfrey#hemlock grove#roman godfrey x reader#bill skarsgård#fanfiction#oneshot#x reader#bill skarsgard#fanfic#friends!au#friends to lovers
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A deep sea date if u may 🐟
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#my art#rwrb#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#red white and royal blue#mermay#merfolk#brrrr fish
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FIRST DATE WITH CHRIS MCLEAN HEADCANONS
Let’s see how far along he meets first date etiquette.
For starters, he absolutely refused to tell you where he was going to take you so you were stuck a week before on what to wear, trying to base it on what Chris would choose.
On one hand, he had standards high and strict from his wealth and reputation.
On the other hand, he also has his general personality where he was carefree like a child.
Can you imagine if you turned up in heels and dangling earrings just for him to take you to an amusement park?
Brrrr. But you’d rather that than show up in dungarees for a posh dinner.
Thankfully, when he does arrive outside your place to meet you, he’s well dressed and even brings you flowers (though, the bouquet was of his favourite kind.) informing you that you made the right decision of going ravishing.
He takes your hand to the limo (Heaven forbid he drives, he’s hired someone instead).
Ravishing it was, for the destination was in fact, a fancy restaurant.
If it wasn’t for Chris, you wouldn’t even have the riches to dream about stepping into this place!
Speaking of the man, he didn’t even need to make a reservation; seeing him, the waiter immediately rushed to ready a table.
“This place is mainly for awesome famous people. Like me! And I guess, you too.”
Sitting down at the table(with a pretty remarkable night view), you had a lot of fun scanning through the high class menu.
He spent most of the evening talking about himself and his accomplishments, but you expected that.
Not to the degree he was going on.
It was a bit obstructive since he would jump from one thing to another in the same prideful manner while your engagement ceased every time.
“My agent was really proud of me for taking the hosting job of Total Drama and for making everyone laugh! Don’t you agree?”
“Absolutely! You were made for Total Drama, no wonder why your agent is proud!”
“Haha yeah! And especially with my experience hosting that ice skating show, you have no idea how many producers wanted me for their upcoming shows!”
“Oh? That’s really great!”
“Any other reality show host would be too tired to consider taking on other shows, but not me! I humbly believe (and know) that with my face on any tv show, more success is guaranteed than whatever amount of success it already has. What can I say? I’m just that good at what I do!”
“I see...”
Your mood lifted up when the food arrives, but only a short amount of time. Chris wears a napkin around his neck, and after some lighthearted ridiculing, you do too.
“(Y/NNN).” He whines,“You don’t use your fish knife for the main meal! You use your dinner knife!” He sharply holds up his dinner knife,“Jeez! You’re not that poor, are you?”
Suddenly, the food doesn’t taste so nice anymore.
You awkwardly sip on your glass of wine, watching all kinds of girls run up to Chris (even the waiters) for pictures, giggles, autographs.
To make matters worse, Chris was actively encouraging it, with his own winking and smiling. He did that more than the number of times he’s asked you a question about...you.
Okay I get that he’s a well known celebrity, but...is he serious?
At least he took care of the full check?
Sigh. That’s what you had to tell yourself to make up for his insensitive disinterest in your life.
So much for a romantic dinner. You didn’t think you’d feel exhausted, nor did you think you would feel more opposite than your expectations to never want the night to end.
As you leave the restaurant, he smiles as your head is down.
What were you thinking? Of course he wasn’t going to be like how you’d imagine in your fantasies. Why did you think he would be more thoughtful off television?
“Uh, (Y/N)?” He calls a small while after the limo journey home.
You feign a smile,“Yes, Chris?” Did he remember another great thing he did?
“I’m...getting the feeling you didn’t enjoy tonight.”
Huh? You didn’t see that coming,“What makes you think that? Of course I did. I got to go on a date with the Chris McLean. Only millions could dream of this once in a lifetime opportunity, right?”
“But you’re not taking it that way...”
Aw, was his ego hurt? “It doesn’t matter how I feel, I enjoyed the restaurant and having you with me tonight, okay?”
He raised an eyebrow,“It doesn’t matter how you feel...? What makes you say that? Of course it does. It’s our date, right?”
You scoff,“More like your date.”
“What?”
Your heart races,“It’s fine, Chris. I know you have thousands of other girls on a list to go on a date with, that’s especially gotten longer after tonight and I’m just some temporary placement.”
“Dude... Do you really think I would want to give a chance to go out with those random girls I happened to see today when I have you? And what do you mean temporary? Do...you not want to be together anymore?”
You sigh,“Chris, look. I like you, really I do. But tonight, wasn’t the greatest. I can write a whole book about you after today, and meanwhile you can’t even name five things I achieved in my life.”
“You don’t need to, (Y/N), I already made all the volumes of my autobiographies, but I appreciate the thought.”
You twisted your head away from him in disbelief. Is he seriously still thinking about himself now? As if this date couldn’t be more deprecating.
“Haha, but really, I’m the one that should be sorry. You barely got a chance to tell me more about yourself, and I was a jerk for belittling you.” He put a luscious hand onto your jaw to turn your sight back slowly, causing you to look into his...genuine eyes,“Will you let me take you on another? Pretty please? I promise I’ll make it up to you.”
Well, will you?
#tdi#chris mclean x reader#td chris mclean x reader#tdi x reader#total drama chris mclean#td chris#chris mclean#total drama island chris#total drama scenarios#total drama one shot#total drama
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AaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAVDKSODBNSBDDNNDBDDNN
*here comes the boy~*💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
/)>//w//<(\ I'm so glad you love him!!! I was super worried tbh because I thought the colors were a bit too bright.
And you are free to ramble as much as you'd like, I love how there are certain aspects of my drawing that you adore. It lets me know that there are things people like about my drawings. :3
I'm also glad my drawing was able to make you happy and fangirl- as that was what I was wanting to go for.
And and and I hope my next work gives you similar feels! It's something that's a little out of my comfort zone in terms of my own drawing style! It's unfortunately not tako-husband, however I hope you'll like it regardless!
I'll most definitely tag you when I have a preview and when it's done!
I adore him!!! (´▽`ʃƪ)♡ he's so cute in your style!!!! I think the bright colors work really well for a song with an equally bright, upbeat instrumental. But also,,, I just love bright colors in art, so maybe that's also why I enjoy it so much!! In any case, it's absolutely wonderful!!!! :D I can't thank you enough for tagging me!!!! 💖
ALSO!!!! GASP!!!!!!! 👀 another work....... uuwuaaaa I'm so excited!!! Even if it's not tako husband, I know I will love and cherish it so much!!!!! >w<
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Fish man :3
#art#i tried#artists on tumblr#idk why i made this#yippee#adhd go brrrr#idk what else to tag#roblox pressure#pressure#sebastian#sebastian solace#i found fishe
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!!NSFW!!!
My friends and I have a tradition of playing "does this character have sex" whenever we get into a new piece of media, because we always enjoy everything together, and today we spent a few hours discussing TWST charactrs. They found out that I now have a Tumblr blog and told me I should "post our very scientific findings for the interwebs" (Note that we are all between the ages of 16-17, so in the same age group as the characters)
Heartslabyul (general judgement): The virgin one
Riddle: no, and he somehow doesn't even know what sex is. You'd think he'd know with how much he studies about everything you learn in school, so even sex-ed but no, he doesn't know
Ace: gray area, no bitches respectfully, except maybe Deuce, but we couldn't agree on that, he would treat it as "it's just a prank bro, no homo"
Deuce: yeah, sure, I mean he's pretty okay looking, not often tho
Cater: he seems like he'd be a dicord kitten or an insta-thot, he tries but doesn't really succeed, maybe once or twice.
Trey: no, because he actually wears a fedora, unironically. "he's as bland as the flour he uses in his cakes"-my friend#2
Savanaclaw (general judgement): Gahdayumm!!
Leona: YES! absoulutley 100% just look at him, but he'd be one of those lazy tops, is very casual about it, there isn't a lot to say because it's just so obvious that he is 100% a sex haver
Ruggie: Hard to say, he has an Italian souding name so maybe no, he hasn't yet discovered that he can earn quite a lot of money that way, or maybe he has (we couldn't agree on this)
Jack: gay wolf boyfirend fantasy so yes, big buff man go brrrr
Octavinelle (general judgement): ehhhh, fish go brrr
Azul: this was a very hard one to decide but in the end no, no real reason just doesn't seem like he would have it, he's on that alpha buisness grindset
Jade: Yes becazse friend#1 said so (she's a strong Jade stan) and everyone decided to let her have this one, but everybody else generally thinks he is Asexual (friend#1 is also ace)
Floyd: yes, he is bisexual in wicked and scheming ways and everybody is aware of that. Chaos bi, him and Jade are two side of a coin, all or nothing. He flirts by messing with people, mostly Riddle but as I've already said Riddle has no idea what's going on and just thinks Floyd has it out for him
Scarabia (general judgement): This was the hardest one to discuss
Kalim: He is very lovable, but no, for unknown reasons, boy has 0 rizz
Jamil: yeah, ig, normal 17 year old guy, he isn't basic like Trey, but he just doesn't have time because of Kalim
Pomefiore (general judgement): slayyy!
Vil: Yes, and his standards are surprisingly not as high as you'd think, we got very heated about how people often mischaracterize him as a very vain but he just wants people to be themselves and best version of themselves. Good for cardio
Rook: yes, in freaky kinky ways (see Rook alchemy card) he sometimes has touble finding people who are into the same stuff as him
Epel: no, beacause he is an "alpha male" in the worst ways possible
Ignihyde (General judgement): you'd think they be reddit mods, but they actually tumblr sexymen
Idia: yes, he has that disheveled rizz, the more they look like they haven't left the house since 2015 the better. We stan broken men in this household(blog), only on halloween tho that's when his confidence get's a bit better and he becomes and active member of society
Ortho: he is a robot based on a young child! NO!
Diasomnia (General judgement): oooh spooky~~
Malleus: yeah sure
Silver: gray are (they demanded I make that pun, pls forgive me)
Lillia: He is the most slay character, an old vampire/fae obviously yes. He has a lot of experience, best sex haver he's so amazing, Lillia for the win
Sebek: no
Staff (general judgement): a very mixed bag
Crowley: someone somwhere slept with him, he is kinda usless but he gets laid, look at his vacation outfit
Crewel: Definetly, high standards but he is correct, he gets to have high standards, he is the perfect man, not a DILF but also not not one
Trein: yes, loyal to his wife (rip tho), good husband 10/10 would trust him, good man
Vargas: Yeah, he's a typical good looking guy, he has never had a long term relationship but he doesn't want one
Sam: We debated for a long time and decided that yes he does have sex
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*chuckles* Hello! *wearing a longer dress with leggings and covered some of my face with my hair* How are you? I haven’t seen you in a long while!
*messing with my crown, coming down* Ack, sorry I've been gone so long, I had a lot of stuff going on. I missed you all! I brought gifts! (Sorry I had graduation and other things going on)
UHAUDHWJJR SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG
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