#first teaser trailer

[scarefox]

I have seen that hallway with some other kind of action going on there 😏

[taikk0]

pomnis room got me thinking thoughts

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

[reds-skull]

(continuation of this)

Okay maybe I lied Soap won't be fine by the time Ghost is done with him

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[electrozeistyking]

DID YUO SEE THE GIF GLITCH JUST DROPPED-

I DID NOT AND DO NOT WANT TO.

Allow me to explain: I want to watch any and all Murder Drones episodes blindly without knowing or seeing anything on them. In fact, that's how I enjoy watching this show. Why, you may ask?

Because that's how I first watched the pilot.

I knew literally nothing about it. I didn't know who voiced in it, what it was all about, who created it... nothing. I just saw a thumbnail for a show that had to do with robots on the internet, and decided to watch it on a whim.

I was blindsided by everything. The first thing I did when N spoke was to very loudly exclaim "MICHEAL?!" And you know what? I enjoyed what I saw! It may have taken me two separate occasions to finish, but I enjoyed my experience watching it!

Did I know episode two came out? I was hyperfixating on something else at the time, so I only found out about it months later. And like with the pilot, I knew nothing about it. I hadn't seen any teasers or anything on it, so once again, I was blindsided by everything I witnessed. So on and so forth, for each and every episode.

It was easy for me not to see anything, because I didn't have reliable internet at the time. Therefore, I was completely unaware of release dates, I didn't see any teasers, I didn't see anything for any episodes.

Obviously, I could not avoid the one featured in GLITCHX, so it was unavoidable and is therefore the only exception to this rule. I am willingly choosing to commit to how I watch these next episodes, because it's been an enjoyable experience for me to get slapped in the face by every episode of this series so far.

And I'd like to keep it that way.

Okay, this is turning out longer than I meant it to be, so let's get to the point I wanna make: while this is the first news we're getting in a long while and it's certainly exciting, I am purposely trying to avoid seeing it so I can continue enjoying it this way.

Anyway, here's N playing the trumpet as an apology if I came off as aggressive at the start there. :3

wait shit was it murder drones related i blacked out when i wrote this

[sh1-n0bu]

dark/grey skinned capitano save me,,,,, dark/grey skinned capitano,,,,,, if you hear us please save us dark/grey skinned capitano

[keungking]

(kanghan voice) i'm not gay, but if anyone else has any ideas on how to make school bullying gay, i'm open for suggestions

[thebluestbluewords]

Rise of Red (princess status pending)

“Where are we?” Chloe asks, wide-eyed goggling at the buildings around her like she’s never seen a castle before. 

Okay, it’s not like Red’s seen a castle like this one before either, but still. She’s at least making an effort to fit in. 

“More like when are we?” Red shoots back. “We’re right where we were before the pocketwatch took us back. It’s a time machine, not a fucking teleportation device.” 

Chloe frowns. She’s cute when she looks confused, not that Red cares. “That seems improbable. I mean, what are the odds that we’d be standing in exactly the same spot where we left from…fifty years ago?” 

“My mom’s not that old.” 

“Your mom built the whole castle in wonderland,” Chloe says, frowning. “She was queen when Lady Alice visited for the first time, which was over thirty years ago. According to our history books—“ 

Red can’t help the laugh that tears out of her. “Hah! Your history books?” 

Chloe’s frown deepens. “What’s wrong with our history books?” 

“For one thing, they totally ignore the Wonderland War.” Red snaps, keeping her voice low and dangerous, both because it makes Chloe lean closer to hear her, and because she is not going to cause a time travel incident by making any of these pre-Auradon princess types think that they should instigate the Great War a few years early. “And they say that you guys are the source of all the goodness and light in the world—“ 

“Wonderland didn’t exactly keep their hands clean either when it came to the villains—“ 

“We were the villains!” Red hisses, so loudly that Chloe flinches back. “We were part of the villainous uprising that led to you people locking up our friends, and we didn’t want to be pushed back into tweedletown or stuck with my mother for a queen, but those were the only two options you gave us!” 

“The books say that Wonderland chose to secede from the United States of Auradon,” Chloe says, meeting Red’s glare straight on. “I know that books can be wrong, but while we’re here, we’re in a time before any of that. We need to remember that history as we know it hasn’t happened yet, so we need to be careful not to change too much and risk creating a time distortion so big we can’t get home.” 

“Home. Where my mother is staging a coup.” 

“Where my mother is a prisoner waiting for her beheading,” Chloe shoots back. “Unless you want to let things play out like that again, we need to get moving and figure out how to convince your mother not to be….” 

“Herself?” 

“I was going to say a tyrant.” Chloe says delicately. “But I suppose that works too.” 

Red throws her arm out in a sweeping Red Court gesture towards the road ahead of them. Her fingers slip automatically into the shape of a heart, and she flips them back into a rude gesture instead. She’s not giving her mother the satisfaction, even from fifty-odd years away. “Lead the way, princess.” 

Chloe makes a face that’s distinctly un-princess-y. “That’s the other thing we need to decide on before we find your mom. I can’t be the princess of Charmington here. Charmington doesn’t exist yet.” 

Red scoffs. Of all the stupid things to be concerned about, of course her roommate is concerned about her own royal heritage before she’s supposed to be born. “Your dad’s still a prince. You can be his cousin, or something. I’d never,” she puts as much sarcasm as possible into the word, just in case Chloe really is as dense as she’s acting. “Deny you the royal treatment you so clearly deserve, princess.” 

Chloe’s expression is so flat that she might as well be a flounder. “I meant that you cant call me a princess because telling everyone that I’m the heir to a country that doesn’t even exist yet is the fastest way I can think for us to get thrown in jail for espionage, if not outright treason. That is, unless you’d rather be sent to the madhouse instead?” 

“Madhouses aren’t real. They’re a story that my mom made up to get those stupid hatters off her case.”

Chloe’s face falls even further. “They’re real. And that’s where we’ll be going if we don’t have a good cover story for who we are and why we’re here.” 

Red shrugs. “You’re the one with the history books. Make something up.” 

Chloe grins. 

Oh, no. 

[puhpandas]

hw2 dlc is looking more and more likely AHHH no way they arent releasing it in october. pax west in september, post august 4th announcement with a good chance theyll have a game setup at their booth of the dlc like last years, AND last years was already the VR base game??? a trailer in august would be SO on schedule with their track record of releasing a trailer 2 months before the games release

[robotpussy]

Jharrel Jerome in Boots Riley's I'm A Virgo (2023)

[pharawee]

That was quick! SunsetxVibes will start airing on 15 June on iqiyi ( hopefully it won't be geolocked🤞) with a trailer coming out on 4 June.

[funnefox]

A little teaser trailer to a hypothetical Happy Tree Friends Film I thought of while making dinner:

Open on a kiddy looking film with bunnies and ducks frolicking

"In the days where animation should be made for everyone"

Bunny: Hey friend, wanna go on an adventure?

Duck: Sure, friend

"Animation studios still comfort the youth of today"

Duck: Hurry, Bunny! We gotta save the princess!

Bunny: I'm comin- oof.

"So in 2026, Mondo Media will make animation for someone different"

"Huh?" The bunny looks behind him, seeing a silhouette in the trees

"It's time for a better film, it's time for more entertaining options, it's time to put animation..."

"back into chaotic control!" The camera zooms in, revealing the Silhouette to be Fliqpy

Fliqpy then fires a crossbow with a grenade, piercing the bunny and duck character. They both scream as the grenade explodes, revealing the title:

Happy Tree Friends: The Mad Mad Mad MAD movie

"Stay out of the forest if you don't wanna be my next corpse on a silver platter" Fliqpy says, loading up another crossbow before a black card comes down reading:

"Survival of the Happiest. Resistance is Futile"

The card rolls up, revealing Cuddles and Toothy

Cuddles: We're gonna be movie stars?

Toothy: Awesome! I'm gonna get my own makeup person!

Cuddles: and I'm gonna be like Splendid!

Lumpy then enthusiastically zooms in on a zipline in a Splendid costume.

Cuddles: Hooray! I'm a sidekick!

The card drops down again, crushing everyone and typing "2026" in their blood and guts

[slavicbeastie]

jinx | hot

[laughingpinecone]

Disco Elysium: the world will end in 27 years uwu

Outer Wilds: (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

[epicfirestormer]

Me after seeing the Ashoka teaser:

[winnie-the-monster]