#ff shitpost

[spaceshiporion]

Sephiroth when he figures out his true origins in the library

[diadoescomics]

Glare IV

WHM mains make some noise I love it when a class upgrate makes you die repeatedly on week 1

Light Party ft @concaviddavid

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[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 31/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25/ 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / [41 onwards]

[exploringcastleoblivion]

You step into an elevator. As the doors shut and it starts moving, you hear a voice from the speakers saying:

“Tell me, for whom do you fight?”

[diadoesart]

Trying to remember how to draw after a week of being seriously sick with some shitposts

[nobody-nexus]

Wow, Bunger!

LET HER HAVE A MEGA BIG BURGER

AS A T R E A T

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[futileflim]

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

sans bone broth

[undead-knick-knack]

Call me crazy but I don't think following thru on BBEG's plan yourself doesn't make it any less evil

[kangturu07]

SQQ's personal professional fan-founder, Liu Qingge!!

It made my heart flutter when I know it's CANON that the book kinda give a statement that it's Liu Qingge who ALWAYS found Shen Qingqiu's fan no matter what. My weak heart can't handle it ┌(˵༎ຶ ل͟ ༎ຶ˵)┐

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 05

PREVIOUS

It might be objectively funnier if no one knows Fluent Freshman’s first name (even me because there’s some funny ideas but nothing as funny as “UNKNOWN” Smith) aside from Wymack.

Even the announcers just refer to him by his last name (maybe his first name is very foreign and hard to pronounce, maybe that’s why he got into foreign languages, maybe it’s so bland that the announcers just can’t his full name without yawning, maybe it’s just that someone else on the Foxes has the same first name so there’d be confusion, who knows) This only occasionally creates confusion because the Terrapins and the Ravens both have someone with the same last name as him.

Either way after one-two hit confidence crushing combo of the CVS girl knowing he has tummy trouble and the conversation with Neil where Neil asks about his stomach ulcers FF utilizes all of his years of learned behavior to fully fade into the background. Wallflower? No man I’m Wallpaper you cannot see me.” This has unintended consequences.

1. He has become undetectable which means that he is now, once again, hearing all sorts of relationship talk but now it’s not just between Captain Neil and Andrew Minyard and their surprisingly soft private life.

He is subjected to Nicky gushing to Erik in German. He has to listen to Kevin talk to someone named Jean in French (he only finds out later that they’re NOT dating but it sounds like date talk...though most of his experience is listening to Captain Neil and Andrew Minyard loving say they hate one another so maybe he has a bad pool of knowledge.) Matt, Aaron, Jack, and some of his other freshman players all speak in English but CHRIST he wishes it was in any language he doesn’t know. (If he hears Jack say ‘Yeah sure whatever Babe.’ one more time HE’S going to slap the asshole for being so dismissive to his girlfriend.)

2. He has become objectively better at being a defensive dealer because other teams just kind of don’t notice him and pass right to him. Kevin wants to study him on what about him makes him so adept at causing unforced errors in objectively better players. Fluent Freshman, having been yelled at by Kevin more than once, takes the moment Kevin’s eyes are diverted by Captain Neil saying something and just slides out of his seat into a different seat (Middle of the bus. The least noticeable section) and puts up his hoodie and pretends to sleep. (he does not. what if he drools? It’s already hard enough getting sleep in a room with two roomies. He got to campus earliest so that he could claim a top bunk so no one could see him even if heights make him nervous.)

3. Since he has become undetectable that means that Andrew Minyard and Captain Neil have a hard time detecting him. So he has not had to endure their silent judging company. He is sure that Andrew is waiting for him to slip and he’s also sure that Captain Neil thinks he’s stupid. No other freshman gets as much homework help from the Captain as he does. Still, he doesn’t have to sit in the silent knowledge that they both dislike him enough that they want him to know it. HIs ulcers are starting to get better and the girl at the CVS (He’d have to have a whole conversation to change where his prescription is filled and he’d rather die) didn’t even recognize him when he came in for a refill on his prescription or note that he was buying pepto bismol again.

HOWEVER

This means that Neil has come back with slumped shoulders and uneaten snacks the last five times he’s gone for his usual hangout. They are never planned hangouts it’s just that FF is always in the same 3 locations because there are only so many spots on campus where your back is completely secured and that weren’t so intimidating to go into (The library is terrifying. What if he sneezes???) and for the last two weeks Andrew has been unable to find FF outside of practice either.

(It has to be stated that FF is in the EXACT same spots as before but he is in stealth mode and therefore only visible if you are a mantis shrimp.)

Andrew Minyard does NOT like this. FF is THE singular tolerable teammate. Andrew likes the decompression time  he gets when him and FF sit in quiet and do their own things. FF never asks for his attention but occasionally offers him good german literature recommendations for every stage of literacy ever since Andrew had mentioned wanting to get better at the written language so he wouldn’t have to rely on Neil or Nicky when the Monsters vacationed there next summer. He doesn’t call people friend easily but FF is a friend.

So it’s incredibly irritating that for the last two weeks he’s been completely unable to grab that friend and ask what the hell is going on. The Foxes have histories and it wouldn’t be the first time a Freshman’s past caught up with them or that one of them had something set them back into old survival habits. It’d happened with Matt, it’d happened with Aaron and Andrew, it for SURE happened with Neil, Sheena’s coping mechanisms had been the bane of Andrew’s existence the year before, some of the other freshman had setbacks this year and a few players over the years have had to leave due to the very circumstances that gave them a home with the Foxes. Andrew had never really cared as long as his people were fine.

It’s just that Andrew actually kind of cares about this Freshman, he considers him as someone who could be one of his people.

Which is why Andrew will keep stalking the campus around FF’s preferred haunts until he grabs him.

Andrew catches him outside of stealth mode (He had been using a urinal that is NOT where you don’t want people to notice you) and grabs him by the scruff. “We’re taking a drive.” he says and FF just sort of goes limp and lets himself be dragged off.

He hopes that he can write his grandma a letter telling her how much her love and care over the years meant to him before Andrew kills him. He’d even take if Andrew would only let him write it in his own blood.

NEXT

Per your requests:

@i-have-three-feelings, @blep-23

[theeyeofeverything]

I need to get this out of my system AGGGH You know, in redemption of yi aus (aka save as many sols as you can) what is the most funny concept? If it's starts with Jiequan. With the least redeemable guy EVER

Yi be like "screw you bastard I AM not like you" and not letting Jiequan die on him just out of spite

+ it's really hilarious that his quest to save others started literally to prove a point it's kinda the most Yi thing ever.

[actual-haise]

[alxtiny]

Ad Astra per Aspera

Bonus episode (Halloween Ver.)

Synopsis: what Halloween looks like aboard The Treasure

Notes: complete crack for y’all while I finish ep 4 T.T

Series Masterlist | Episode 4 | Episode 3

It was Halloween night, and, as Hongjoong put it with utmost regard and sincerity, "we take Halloween very seriously on the ship." He was dressed as his favourite pirate, John Ward or how people knew him ‘Captain Sparrow’, a costume complete with a tangled wig, kohl-rimmed eyes, and enough swagger to fill the entire deck. He smirked at you, holding up an ostentatious blue and gold costume out towards you, with a flourish.

“You have to dress up too,” he declared, urging you to take the damned costume.

Seonghwa, who somehow managed to look straight-faced while dressed head-to-toe as a bright green and yellow parrot, chimed in plainly. “I completely agree,” he said, meticulously ‘preening’ his fake feathers. He extended one of his winged arms dramatically, giving his fake beak a dignified nod.

“I don’t even know what it is,” you objected, eyeing the costume dubiously. “I don’t want to end up looking like a fool.”

“Oh, please,” Hongjoong said, rolling his eyes “It can’t possibly get worse than that,” he pointed across the deck where an enormous Kraken costume shuffled about, housing three crewmates. Wooyoung and San were jabbing each other playfully, each using one of the costume’s many appendages as a personal boxing glove. Meanwhile, poor Yeosang remained suspended in the center of the massive, writhing contraption, eyes pleading for rescue as he was dragged back and forth by his mischievous counterparts.

“Ugh, fine,” you relented with a sigh, snatching the costume from Hongjoong’s hand. He clapped his hands gleefully, still too deep into his persona to notice your resigned expression.

Once you made it back to your cabin, you unfolded the costume. It was a uniform. A navy officer’s uniform to be precise….. or at least, what could have been one in some twisted pirate parody, curtesy of a certain Kim Hongjoong. The coat was trimmed in loud gold, the shirt had more frills than you could count, and the trousers were… not trousers at all but a strange, long-shorts hybrid that came down just past your knees. The hat was oversized with a giant feather that teetered as if daring you to wear it, and naturally, it all had to be topped off with a fake, ridiculous moustache.

Why would pirates have a navy uniform lying around? you wondered, but then again, this was Hongjoong, so you shouldn’t have been surprised.

You returned to the deck, feeling utterly absurd, immediately noticing two new characters—a towering Spider Yunho ambled on an extra pair of wobbly legs, and beside it, there was… Jongho. You could not believe your eyes, he was fully outfitted as a mermaid, scales and all. His makeup glowed ethereally, and every now and then, he’d flop his fake tail with surprising elegance. The worst part was that he looked good in it.

Unfortunately for you, because of the blaring outfit you wore, you were noticed immediately, not a second was spared before the men erupted with laughter. Wooyoung doubled over, slapping San with one of the Kraken arms, while Yeosang, who’d been briefly freed, looked at you with a pained smile that whispered, “At least you’re not the Kraken.” Even Seonghwa had a little smile on his face.

Just as you were about to scold them, you were suddenly saved by a loud announcement from the other side of the deck.

“Princess Minki has arrived, I demand attention!”

Everyone’s heads whipped around as Mingi stepped onto the deck in a truly royal spectacle. He wore a sparkling pink ball gown, a blonde wig that cascaded over his shoulders, a tiara that gleamed in the moonlight, and, to top it off, a face of glittery makeup that sparkled even in the dim lighting.

Silence fell across the deck for a beat as everyone took in the sight. And then, once more, laughter exploded like fireworks. Wooyoung and San doubled over, flailing their Kraken arms in uncontrollable giggling, Seonghwa had to hold onto his feathers as Hongjoong slapped at him, while trying not to fall from laughing too hard, and even poised mermaid Jongho couldn’t help but snicker a little.

Mingi simply curtsied, unbothered, head held high, his expression like that of a benevolent leader.

You shook your head in disbelief, a reluctant smile tugging at your lips as you watched the comedy unfolding on deck. How had you ended up among these clowns? But as you watched Hongjoong—now spinning in his Jack Sparrow costume while Wooyoung and San attempted to coordinate their Kraken limbs—maybe, just maybe, you felt like there was nowhere else you’d rather be on Halloween.

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[diadoesart]

I humbly offer my ideas on how the Pictomancer LB3 might flashbang the Alliance raid in Dawntrail (Bonus blank one so you can make your own, but please tag me if you do I'd love to see them)

[leopardom]

pov: you’re invited to the jo household but don’t know what to wear because two of its inhabitants are dressed like that at the same time