kangturu07
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kangturu07 · 6 days ago
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How to tell if you're in a historical Chinese drama:
(Inspired by this classic!)
Someone offends you unforgivably by calling you by your actual name.
You are preparing for a bloody battle in the rain. Your boots are made of exquisitely embroidered silk duchesse.
Everyone you know is god-tier beautiful. You ignore this.
Significant tea is being poured.
Your soulmate tells you in plain words that they love you. You comically misunderstand what they said, and will keep doing so, because the plot is not over yet.
The only thing more elaborate than the villain's cunning plan is the engineering of your man-bun.
Duels are scored like gymnastics routines. To beat your opponent, try a triple-twisting double tucked salto.
You have been married for thirty years. You have never seen your spouse's wrist.
Sometimes peasants and servants are killed horribly in front of you. It's a normal part of life. The other peasants will presumably take care of the practicalities, such as burial and being upset.
Any injury, including a broken nail, makes you vomit blood.
The year is 400 AD. French tips have been invented.
You're on a moon bridge and you are yearning.
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kangturu07 · 6 days ago
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cleaned that one
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SY has a snowdrop SJ is with a birdwatcher LQG got geraniums and LBH got mallows
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kangturu07 · 15 days ago
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I am but a simple liushen enjoyer who’s allergic to happiness
(Imagine Dandelions by Ruth B. playing in the background of this idk)
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kangturu07 · 18 days ago
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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kangturu07 · 18 days ago
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kangturu07 · 26 days ago
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im of the personal opinion you can be in a romantic relationship platonically. this makes sense to me and thats what matters
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kangturu07 · 26 days ago
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I feel like a reverse svsss cumplane dynamic would be Shen Yuan writing something that seems like it's going to be so horny but then it diverts at the last second to be actually discussing the local monstrous wildlife, while Airplane is leaving screaming comments about how he's being edged by this bullshit.
Airplane: PLEASE, JUST MAKE THEM FUCK! I'M LITERALLY BEGGING YOU HERE, I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES!
Shen Yuan: get your mind out of the gutter! This is normal stuff, not everything has to lead to papapa
Airplane: DEMON COWGIRLS THAT STIMULATE THE ECONOMY WITH THEIR BREAST MILK IS NOT NORMAL
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kangturu07 · 26 days ago
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Study
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kangturu07 · 27 days ago
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i'm absolutely weak for liu qingge returning fans in fics and eventually there being a part where shen qingqiu is given a fan that isn't his but not saying anything because he doesn't want to "embarrass liu-shidi", especially if the author doesn't elaborate so we never know if liu qingge is giving shen qingqiu gifts or if he accidentally stole someone else's fan out of habit.
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kangturu07 · 27 days ago
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Liu qingge getting a leg injury and getting told he has to use a cane for the rest of his life but instead of getting a normal cane he just gets a second sword to somehow use as a cane and he somehow learns how to fight on only one foot and ends up becoming the world's most powerful dual wielder
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kangturu07 · 28 days ago
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i made myself cry but whatever!! WHATEVERRR--
SJ reincarnates as a baby and is now SY's little brother. Imagine how much whiplash he has when he's showered with so much love and adoration. His A-Die loves to carry him when he goes to read or work in his office, his A-Niang always sings lullabies for him when he goes to sleep and buys him so much baby clothes.
But his siblings are by far the stickiest, his first older brother and second brother were a bit distant; as they inherited the family business. It doesn't make them any less affectionate!! in fact, it makes them more clingy and want more time with their new youngest!! His Shijie, Shen Jiu thinks, is very outspoken. She's a top student and a social media influencer with thousands and thousands of fans. She always took pictures of him and dresses both of them up in matching outfits whenever she makes a video or a post.
and, finally, his San-ge; Shen Yuan. He was a bit of an outlier, always at home, rarely ever visiting the family, and preferred to just read novels or consume media to pass the time.
Shen Jiu, at first, thought it was a bit pathetic. Why is his San-ge only lazing around? their other siblings are successful and actually did something with their lives, while he was just wasting away!
He papped Shen Yuans head with his baby hands for that a couple times when the other tries to cuddle him close.
Turns out, Shen Yuan absolutely adores his little brother, that he'd actually try and visit the family just to see him. (Shen Jiu isn't preening at that, he isn't.)
Shen Yuan loves his snarky little brother, he loves that they both have a love for papping people on the head, he loves that cute glare he does when he's angry, he loves the pretty jade eyes he has, he loves his small, chubby, little fingers. Shen Yuan was absolutely smitten!
The rest of his family are happy that he got out of the house for once, and visiting them more often too! No more forcing their mei-mei to drag him out!
And Shen Jiu (albeit begrudgingly--) admits that, Shen Yuan is his favourite. He likes it when Shen Yuan visits the family more, he likes it when he gets to be carried by him and drool all over him because he's a piece of shit, and he loves it when Shen Yuan- or- his Yuan-ge focuses all his love on him. He's a territorial baby okay? No one gets to have his Shijie's and San-ge's attention more than him.
Shen Jiu grows up in a family that loves him so much it aches him, but he wouldn't have it any other way. He would burn the heavens if it meant keeping all of them safe.
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kangturu07 · 29 days ago
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Mushroom SY
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kangturu07 · 1 month ago
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Saw someone talking about this again but I was thinking about modern cumplane before transmigration having hooked up and before the IAC they accidentally mention it. Shang Qinghua becomes enemy number one.
They met in college after finding out each others ID’s and eventually decided to “practice” with each other. Cue transmigration. Reveal happens earlier than in canon. At a peak lord meeting someone jokes about Shang Qinghua being bad at sex and turns to Shen Qingqiu and says to defend him. He just scoffs and says he is bad. (“Then why’d we keep doing it” *fan hit*) All eyes on them. No one has ever been more focused on their meeting discussion before.
Poor Shang Qinghua gets so many death stares. People start being petty and dump more paperwork on him. Liu Qingge challenges him to a duel. Young Luo Binghe is gritting his teeth and planning revenge, he can sense it, he knows his son. He’s planning his escape now.
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kangturu07 · 1 month ago
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fuck you
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kangturu07 · 1 month ago
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people tend to forget the fact that bingqiu has a lot in common with each other, and something that I think we would all benefit to remember is that binghe also canonically reads shitty porn for fun.
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kangturu07 · 1 month ago
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BingQiu from RU edition!
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kangturu07 · 1 month ago
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Obviously not mine but also funny as hell
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