#feeling like that spiderman meme

[artheresy]

Hyv keeps mentioning in multiple places A craftsman from the Zhuming and 5 times out of 10 its probably not Yingxing but I still foam at the mouth every single time

[on-the-clear-blue]

The idea warms are hitting extremely hard today, so outside of my usual DPxDC I give you, Spider-Man in Gotham...Not MCU Peter edition!

Give me a Peter Parker that is 18 going on onto 19, he has been Spider-Man for like, 5 almost 6 years, getting his bite very early, and dealing with all the things that happen to him younger.

And give me a Year One Batman. Who is still trying to figure out what the hell he is doing, and toting along a 9 year old Robin

Peter, falling out of a portal, and doing his standard check of surroundings, spotting Batman staring at him in clunky armor and a brightly colored child: Waves slowly

Bruce, who heard some freaky shit was happening with a cult near by and went to investigate: blinking at the blue and red being that got summoned

Dickie, who is trying (and failing) to do the Bat glare: still waves back.

And like, just the idea of this 19 year old Spider-Man taking a much older vigilante under his wing, teaching him the ins and outs of it all.

Like..

Bruce, Storming through a bag guys base gets suddenly pulled back by a web to his cape.

Peter, giving him a "bitch you dumb" look under his mask: Traps! LOOK FOR TRAPS?? AND LOOK UP? PEOPLE HID THINGS UP?

Bonus, Spider-Man bending himself into a human pretzels and Dick "I have no bones" Grayson is gleefully testing to see if he could do it too.

Jump cut, years later, Peter beats emotional intelligence into Bruce with Dick.

All the Bat kids grow up with Uncle Peter, (either Peter can't get back or has been told specifically that he can't by a higher being or something) and like...

Peter is the only one that catches Tiny Tim following them during patrol, he shows him all the places to get the best angles, even poses a few times for him.

Either is there when Jason dies and saves him, or is there mourning with Bruce

(Gotham lives in fear of the memory, Batman at his most brutal and Black Suit Spider-Man)

Teaches Jason how to control his pit rage after he comes back, what is Spider-Man if not control?

Stephanie is his bestie in puns and white girl music tastes.

Tim finds a partner in constantly staying up far to late as well as someone who likes to invent,( because I hc that Peter has pretty much worked with every scientist in New York, cus like since this is a blend of canons, he has worked with the Lizard, Doc Oct, Reed Richards, the only one he said no to an internship was Stark)

Duke gets a meta mentor that can help him with his powers, Spidey has been on more than one team with someone that had some form of light powers.

Plus I think Spider-man is Gothams daytime hero before Signal joins him, they are the daytime duo

Cass is his favorite (don't tell anyone because they already know) she can see him and he can see her in a spider sense, they do the point meme whenever they sense each other.

Little stabby Damian finds out that this person with his father has been trained by many an assassin (Wade, Daredevil, Natasha, Shield in general)

And Wade...Deadpool pops up occasionally, even he doesn't understand why or how lBruce gets a strange feeling he should punch the Flash in the face the next time he sees him)

Bruce having to deal with Deadpool is terrible for him and I sadly love it.

(Also on the point of Black suit spidey in Gotham...ESPECIALLY after Jason is murdered? Oh Peter is killing the Joker, or his arm privileges forfeit. I feel like Peter would try not to kill him but wouldn't try too hard.)

Spider-man being a founding members of the Justice League, them having to deal with Peter crawling on the ceiling, and scuttering through air vents!

Peter making Parker Industries, pointing inventions from other heros/villains from his world, he isn't above pettiness, and that's how the DC world gets some of Reed Richard's old designs he gave to Peter "Because they are practically useless" they arnt they save millions of lives. Not to mention Arc Reactors, Peter grinned the whole time claiming it was his idea.

Hope you enjoy my ADHD rambling brought to you be sleep deprivation

[aerequets]

this isn't an assumption but more like a confession; instead of turning on notifs for when you post, i find it much more entertaining to physically type in your url into the search bar every once in a while. what will greet me? a twiyor reblog? delightful. the new laptop charger you ordered doesn't work? fascinating.

it's like hmm i wonder what dia is up to "AAAAA SPIDER CRAWLING UP MY LEG" ah good to know, keep up the good work, dear

THIS IS FUNNY BC I DO THE EXACT SAME THING W UR BLOG LMAOOOO

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Finally finished my BABY the greatest thing we've lost and treated MYSELF by making fanart of my own fic lol I just find this part VERY SILLY

@petrichorandarson thank you so much for beta-ing this and laughing just as hard at the concept of ned in a bright orange and blue suit

[yeonbam]

What Was The Point Of Seducing Him With His Bare Ring Finger showing it off like a fucking Victorian lady-ankle, like a kpop-man's forehead... ooooh look it's sauuur empty how I Wish there would be something around it (a ring) it has been KILLING me he was FLIRTING. Smirk and everything too.... INGUK GET UNCOFFINED / UNCREMATE URSELF AND KISS HIM HE WANTS TO MARRY U

[gunpowdercarousel]

Imagine you're in high school and you're behind the gym and you suddenly find the captain of the boys soccer team/class president, the girls wrestling team prodigy who is also one of the buffest people you've ever seen, and the daughter of the richest woman in the state who's also the prettiest girl in school and a 6 foot Amazonian professional supermodel all gathered together having an incredibly heated argument over who the best superhero is.

This is what Wyll, Karlach, and Aylin are like.

[theultimatekamehamehavoc]

I can't stop drawing them antagonizing each other! It's too funny and this is too true.

[odysseys-blood]

literally how i feel any time i read this line. absolutely NOT

i think he's a great mirror type character for the mc depending on how much you draw on the default ra-on and their characterization, but more specifically their feeling of inferiority to solomon (which i take for my mc loyal). both the mc and bael are stuck filling in for a role for a king that neither feels they're well equipped for or were even born to hold and the fact that bael's so used to taking the fall that he's automatically ready to do it for you too is just. man. orz

[doyoulikethis-vocaloid-song]

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone who submitted the same song. Love wins 💖

[montaguesimp]

okay so i feel like midas and montague both are lowkey obsessed with themselves and when they meet, after realizing how similar they are they either 1) rival against each other bc “there can only be one !!” or 2) become lowkey obsessed with each other as well

[teddytheartist]

Harley Keener, you beautiful son of a bitch.

(Getting carried by his bf of cOurse)

// I’m getting used to ClipStudio and also being on tumblr again, everything just feels so at home and so new at the same time idk I’m very comfy here <3 //

- teddytheartist on ig💕

[afrodytea]

atsv is taking over my life

[todayisafridaynight]

We rlly don’t need another majima game 😭 please give other characters a chance he already had the spotlight in 0😔

lord if i speak on goro majima.

[quinttyz]

*poorly disguised mutual pining* hey

[sp1der-wid0w]

you guyssss, i have a confession.

i have a spidersona, and i’m ashamed..💀

@birkinbabe on tiktok is her faceclaim

Meet Alzetta ‘Ivy’ Simms.

A beautiful young scientist, she achieved great success when she got a job at Alchemax, and became one of their best employees there. However, what lies behind success, is a dark trauma behind it.

She was dating Stu Macher, who was Ghostface, (don’t ask okay😭) and let’s just say that he wasn’t the best boyfriend to her.. He was always toxic, annoying, and cheating on her with different girls. Everytime she wanted to leave him, he would always lie and say that he would do better for her, and she would always go back to him.

Unfortunately one fateful day, he cheated on her once again, which led to Ivy breaking up with his ass on the spot. Stu let his Ghostface tendencies get the better of him, and he asked her to come to the beach alone, one night. Her canon event was getting stabbed, shot, and Stu hurting her in any way she can, so she could die. With all the remaining strength she had, she ran to her job, which was somehow near the beach.

Once reaching inside Alchemax, Alzetta eventually succumbed to her injuries, and died. But then.. a spider. A spider that her job was testing on, crawled on her corpse, and bit her. Bringing her back to life, Ivy then went to the hospital and got treated. She then realized her newly found spider powers, when she couldn’t get off a ceiling at the hospital.

Reading a Spiderman comic, she spent her remaining days practicing her powers, and then she became the new spiderwoman of her city. Though that didn’t mean that she still doesn’t have trauma about her incident, she vowed never to get into another relationship again, and was willing to protect others from danger, crime, and of course relationship problems.

She taught herself everything she knew, including amazing skills, defenses, martial arts, and hand to hand combat. And due to her unordinary spider bite, she was more stronger than the average spiderwoman, and more aggressive too. Not to mention, this bitch will kill you. It don’t matter how big, small, or average sized you are, Ivy will kill you. Though, if you try and kill her first.

She eventually was recruited in the Spider Society by Miguel O’Hara, proving herself to be an essential and elite society member, even good enough to be in O’Hara’s inner circle. Though just because she’s a top spider society member, doesn’t mean that she agrees with everything the society does. The truth is, she couldn’t care less about the canon. Why? Well, because her family life is toxic, the incident with her ex boyfriend, and just her being alone causes her to also be a little unhinged.. cringy

anyways yeah, feel free to give your thoughts on her in the replies. this may or may not have been inspired by the horror house au by @slashingdisneypasta , and ivy mayyy or may not want miguel o’hara as her baby daddy.

bye🩷🫶🏾

[thecorvidrotation]

I'm reading Susan Cooper's The Dark Is Rising Sequence for the first time in my life (I was aware of it as a kid but never got around to trying it, probably for the best bc tween me would have made it her entire personality in the WORST way), and now that i'm most of the way thru the series (book 4 of 5), ALL I want. is for Will Stanton and Gansey to somehow end up in the same room.