#fortnite headcanons

[mariagreenwoodart]

꧁Chaos Director relationship headcanons꧂

I know she's only just released but I'm already craving content for her

Fluff, cute romance, reader is gender neutral, chaos director uses she/they pronouns

Her goo sticks to everything. Prepare to have black stains on all of your shirts.

She's really clingy. She will literally drag you from wherever you are just to cuddle with you. Either that or they'll hug you from behind when you're in the middle of a conversation.

Lots of kisses. And I mean LOTS. For someone without a mouth, she sure does love kissing.

They always sleep with the mask off. It's a routine of hers. Mask off, wig off, pyjamas on, cuddle you.

She's the big spoon. Always wraps her arms around your waist from behind and buries their head in your neck while you sleep. It's a bit annoying, since you can't get up to grab a drink, but you find it endearing.

She can change her form at will, but only if there's goo exposed. They can have five fingers on each hand, she just chooses to have three. I guess it's just part of her chaotic nature.

For someone without a mouth, she certainly gets drunk a lot. They often return home absolutely wasted, and just flop on the couch and sleep there. If she has enough energy, she'll make out with you until you're both exhausted.

She absolutely loves when you get a new hobby (especially if it's destructive or chaotic). She'll buy all the supplies for you, help you learn the hobby, and even join in!

Music playlists are her love language. She'll make you a custom playlist with all of your favourite musical artists.

She kinda has anger issues. But hearing her favourite songs will help her calm down. If you have a good singing voice, she always loves hearing it.

She loves using perfume. Especially floral scents, like jasmine or rose. She absolutely adores when you lean in to smell her perfume.

She loves calling you by an abbreviation of your own name. You usually call her by her name, Claudia (claudie for short).

She wishes she could use makeup... They always see people looking beautiful with makeup, and she wants to be able to wear eyeshadows and lipsticks (lipsticks especially, she wants you to smudge it).

AAAAAA I LOVE THIS WOMANNN

[g0dp4rticl3]

someone was cute enough and got baby boi a boba tea. you decide who it was.

[fortnite-headcanons]

your fortnite main loves you too <3

Fortnite Headcanon #1179

[goldentipp]

Pintrest is so right for this 😭

[goldentouch]

headcanon: midas' curse is inconvenient. i think it is like having a chronic illness or ailment. on some days it is manageable and he can control it, and on other days it is unruly. on some days, he struggles badly.

maybe his emotions play a part, too.

(i apologise if this sounds bad or wrong in any way. please let me know if my wording seems off. i wouldn't like to offend anyone)

[grand-glacier]

montague is autistic to me, which isnt exactly bringing anything new to the table in terms of fortnite headcanons BUT. I would like to propose to the class: the number one way he lets the other members of the society know he has gone nonverbal is by turning himself to diamond. efficient, simple little sign they all understand. works great for him because he literally cannot speak when he is like that. He has no mouth after all.

[your-fav-is-divorced]

Megalo Don and Peabody fortnite

and we're back to fortnite

Megalo Don and Peabody from Fortnite are Divorced!

[iamsweetchaos]

sumn abt miku and fortnite

[piepiepiemag]

the only real fortnite headcanon i have is that montague can’t drive. like at all. he probably bought his drivers license off of ebay.

whenever i play him i fall over with my bike every 2 minutes, i drive my car into a rift accidentally, i roll my car down a hill etc etc. am i maybe distracted by him? yes. but it’s all his fault

[j0nesy]

Midague headcanon for you weirdos

Montague definitely tried to rob Midas before they formally knew each other, but I also think Montague's kleptomaniac ass never stopped. Even as they're dating (or just fuckin whatever you prefer) he still takes things from Midas for no reason other than he can.

Example, say they're at the Yacht. Wherever they are he slips things in his pockets, things he doesn't even want nor need.

But Midas isn't dumb, he definitely notices after the first time and always clocks Montague about it. Checks his pockets before he leaves type shit. But that still doesn't stop Montague, I think he'd see it as some type of game after awhile.

And when Midas goes to Montague's place, Montague shows him his stash of useless things he was able to steal and not get caught.

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Manipulate

Manslaughter

Manwhore

Midas

[scratch-fortnite]

Pookie lookie it's @fortnite-headcanons

(Lil doodle :3) - The NUMBER 1 Scratch fan ❗

[fortnite-headcanons]

Hope reminds Jones of his own daughter/kids he never got to see grow or barely even raise (from the Zero War comics 💀), Jones reminds Hope of the genuine father figure she never had.

They may not realize it or admit it, but they're going beyond mentor/mentee, and falling into found family tropes. <3

(hello single father jonesy truthers)

Fortnite Headcanon #1128

[starstrucksfnuniverse]

How I think the Agents sleep

For @kayvi0

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Maya

-Pretty normal I think. Around 7 to 8 hours a night, assuming she's not on an overnight mission

-Only ever sleeps with her hair down. Having her hair up in different styles for too long will give her migraines, so she tries to avoid doing it at night

-Has most definitely pulled an all-nighter at least once trying to keep Midas from pulling an all-nighter. Halfway through the night she gave up and just read a book while he worked

-After Renegade Shadow attacked her she probably has difficulty sleeping on her side and stomach

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Brutus

-He would also be nothing special, 6-8 hours. Probably the agent who puts the most effort into keeping his sleep schedule decent

-If Skye ever organizes a movie night he'll agree to come, because he knows how much those bonding nights mean to her. But you know he's going to be the dad asleep on the couch an hour into the movie

-He snores

-There's a rumor around base that he sleeps with his sunglasses on. He has no idea where this came from, but he won't deny it because he finds it funny (sometimes he'll sit in a chair with his sunglasses off and not talk/move. People still fall for it even though he's not snoring)

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TnTina

-This girl has the worst sleep schedule ever, and it pisses Midas OFF (he wants his agents healthy and awake even if he's not). At this point it's on purpose because she knows he would never fire her

-4 hours a night max, doesn't leave her room until 11 AM on a good day, and mostly survives off of energy drinks

-She probably has some really weird sleeping positions too. She got rid of her bedframe a while back solely to be able to do this

-Ironically, she needs total silence to fall asleep. She's around loud noises all day (probably is HoH to be honest) and it doesn't bother her then, but she can be woken up even by someone snoring. Never falls asleep at movie nights because of this

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Meowscles

-He has a cot that is designed to look like a catbed :3

-Not as much as a regular cat, but he does sleep quite a bit during the day. Nighttime is when he's usually most active, so he gets put on a lot of night patrols

-If someone is sick or having a rough day, he will let them take a nap with him. Everyone in the Agency has had at least one cuddle session with Meowscles (he purrs a lot in his sleep, which is good at helping people to relax)

-Falls asleep in a bunch of weird places around the building/yacht. Usually on the floor behind a potted plant or under the Hideout table, but they've found him passed out in the vents too

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Skye

-Either 8 hours a night or 3. Midas typically tries to keep her away from night missions so that she can get rest, but if she's particularly stressed out she'll stay up all night gaming or talking to Ollie

-Has a bad habit of sleeping in her day clothes. One of the many sticky notes she has on her mirror is a reminder to wear pajamas, since she has so many cute ones for a reason :)

-Maya is her favorite agent to have sleepovers with, because she feels the most like a mother and the safest one to be around

-She has a bunch of cute blankets and stuffed animals on her bed, and has made some for every other agent to have as well. Right before Midas betrays them she found all the stuffed animals she gave him returned back on her bed (sorry 😔)

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Midas

-He did used to care more about his health, but in the months before the Device he would be lucky to get 3 hours of sleep

-He has a bed but very rarely uses it. Usually either sleeps in his office chair or pulls an all-nighter and drinks coffee to stay awake (if Maya bugs him about it enough he will tell her to go sleep in it, so then she can say it has been used)

-He gets invited to every movie night, and he actually does go to a couple of them. He will never stay the whole time (for risk of passing out and 'looking like an idiot') but they at least keep him away from working for a while

-But honestly I like the idea that when he does sleep, that's when he gets to be 'normal.' Not a god, not a cruel boss in over his head. Just a regular guy :)

[goldentouch]

Midas has no fingerprints.

His hands are golden. And whether they're literally made of solid gold or are simply coated in a layer of gold is another thing to ponder in the future.

But either way, he has no fingerprints which can be useful in some situations. He's a spy kinda guy, so surely this would help him in some of his missions.

[cracksh0t]

I think crackshot would have worlds worst echolalia

god forbid you say a funny phrase around him bc he would Not stop repeating it for the next week

number 1 vocal stimmer this side of stoneplankentwine