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#SassyCap

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[oxfordsnotr0gues]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[kichisaburo3]

Farrah Fawcett Photography Beauty of 1970s Reblogged

TAG of Farrah Fawcett in my Tumblr https://kichisaburo3.tumblr.com/tagged/Farrah Fawcett

FARRAH pic.twitter.com/v5PGTUxF7s

— FAMOUS WOMEN (@Kevin10919728) July 25, 2024

03 AUG 2024 Saturday

[butnotforlong6]

I meeeaaann 👀

[roseofithaca]

Rachel Fawcett: What was the reason you invited me here?

Alison: Well, just curious, have you ever wondered what you'd like your father to say to you if you could speak to him again?

Rachel: Not really.

Alison:

Rachel: Who cares what that deadbeat would wanna say!

Alison, hearing Julian sob in the corner: Are...are you sure you've never wondered a little?

[thornethepoet]

the ghosts from bbc ghosts despise elon musk (yes even julian the tory)

[roses-r-free]

wait i actually like tumblr a lot i think i’m gonna start using it more

[claysworstenemy]

charlies angels (‘76) , matching pfp.

the original trio. 🦢

[fawcetttweets]

I bestow upon thee the title of

Honorary Fawcett Tweeter

[fawcetttweets]

Could you do a tweet about pigs flying and having a Leaguer (maybe Nightwing?) getting confused

I really enjoyed reading these tweets. They’re really good :))))

Pig Migration (PM1)

Thank you!

Bonus:

Submissions and asks are open! If you have any requests or any fake tweets of your own just send them in! I will answer your ask or credit you, if you are anonymous I will credit ‘anonymous’. Any that are uncredited or don’t have an ask attached are my own.

Suggestions for backround characters to reply to tweets are also welcome! Please Include a username, display name, what city they’re in (do I know what superhero they may see in their day to day life) and a general personality like how they’d react to things. Nothing too complicated plz, it’s hard enough to remember the seven or so I made up already but I need a bit more diversity lol.

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Billy’s Homelessness

Being a homeless kid has its perks, Billy supposes. He’s picked up tips and tricks from other kids and even adults during his time. It’s practically second nature to him at this point. Only thing is, the fact that it’s second nature in the first place is what can come back to bite him in the future.

Like lock picking. He’s good at it, and it’s not something he’s particularly proud of, but it’s helped him when he’s needed it most. He’s gotten shelter from blizzards, sleet, and rain with this skill. That’s why when Billy, Flash, GL, and Supes got locked in an all yellow room with red sun lamps and a locked door.

Supes, GL, and Flash: *all discussing how to get out* Marvel: *leans down in front of the keyhole of the door*

Supes: “Alright Flash, vibrate through the door-”

Marvel: “Done!” *opens door*

*silence*

GL: “How’d you do that?”

Marvel: “I picked the lock.” *walks out and immediately gets shot in the face by one of the guards*

Then there’s pickpocketing. He’s also unfortunately good at this. Freddy says he’s better though. Billy isn’t about to make a contest out of it. Batman found out about this particular talent when both him and Billy went undercover for a mission to uncover the scheme of some foreign politician.

Batman: *as Bruce Wayne* “That’s the man.” *subtly gestures to him*

Marvel: “Him? Okay… What do you wanna do?”

Batman: “First, we need to properly identify-”

Marvel: “Oh, okay.” *walks over to the man, passes him, then comes back to Bruce* “Here.” *places the man’s wallet in Bruce’s hand*

Batman: “…that he was involved in the crimes.”

Marvel: “Oh.”

*silence*

Batman: *opens the wallet anyways and starts looking through it*

Marvel: “Do you want me to put it back?”

Batman: *puts one finger up to Marvel’s face while he continues looking through the wallet*

Marvel: *deflates slightly* “Oh, okay.”

Batman: *pulls out a clue from the wallet* “Put this back, chum.”

Marvel: *scurries off to put the wallet back*

Bruce then heavily lamented how Marvel knew how to pickpocket so well. Cause the thing is, Marvel’s like six feet tall. (Had to make him a little shorter guys. My bad.) A man like that had no business doing that so well in a bright red sweater and yellow hat.

Then, there’s the avoiding cops. He rarely sticks around for them. He does not mess with them. He’s had too many bad experiences as Billy for it to translate well to Marvel. Whenever one tries to talk to him, he’ll say the bare minimum as politely as he can and fly off. Sometimes, if he knows it’s a cop who’s harsher on the homeless than most, he’ll act polite(passive aggressive) and then give them a nice, firm(crushing) handshake. One such incident was when a cop asked for a photo:

Cop A and Marvel: *posing for a photo by shaking hands*

Marvel: *smiling at the camera, his grip tightening on the hand*

Cop A: *awkward laugh* “That’s a tight grip you got there, Captain.”

Marvel: *lightens his grip, looking down to Cop A’s name tag: Richard* (This isn’t Nightwing guys) “My bad, dick.”

Cop A: “Excuse me?”

Marvel: “Oh no no no, not like “dick,” Dick.” *grip tightens again* “Not like some spineless, lowlife piece of shit from the bottom of my boot that gets scraped off onto a bigger pile of shit, kind of dick.” *smiles the whole time as he speaks* “No, like your name, officer, Dick.”

Cop A: “I prefer Richard.”

Cop B: *takes photo*

Also, anybody who gets that reference gets a kiss. Man or woman. It doesn’t matter. I don’t make the rules. By the way, someone definitely recorded that entire interaction and #passiveaggressivecap ended up trending on twitter.

Then, there’s the time Supes came over to Fawcett to hang out. They were chilling on a rooftop talking when down below they both saw a teenager steal food from a seller.

Supes: *doesn’t see Marvel move* “Aren’t you gonna stop that kid?”

Marvel: “Uh… no. He’s homeless. He clearly needs it more than we do.”

Supes: *blinks rapidly but then remembers he’s not in Metropolis and can’t really tell Marvel how to run his city* “Okay then.”

[dying-isnt-good-for-your-health]

DpxDc Twitter Au Masterlist

I underestimated how much I was gonna make, so now *Masterlist* Starts below cut

1: The first one aka, Danny gets impromptu kryptonite surgery

2: He does a time travel and gets on the bat's radar

3: Hockey Puck appears!

4: Poor Kwan:( But vlads here, kinda

5: Tim used to write fanfics

6: To see the sun is weak

7: Vlad gets bullied because hes a bad dad

8: Gothamites get bullied, its fine tho, they're tough

9: Hes gotta stop joining evil circuses:/

10: Where are his parents? Who knows! They sure dont

11: Grave graverobber

12: Mild throwback to the first one

13: Wes' brothers exist

14: Robin tweets!

15: Hockey Puck is mentioned:D

15.4: A Hockey Puck doodle

16: Pookie the Chihuahua(canon character) is mentioned

17: Wes Gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossed

18: Danny ships Dr. Seuss characters

19: Dani Dani Dani Dani Dani, oh and Danny talking about Fawcett

20: New years with a hyper intelligent idiot

21: Vlad may be in danger

[kichisaburo3]

Farrah Fawcett in 1970s Twitter Reblogged

Farrah Fawcett pic.twitter.com/ThyYyEVX22

— NotablePhotos (@NotablePhotos) April 7, 2024

12 APR 2024 Friday

[amarguerite]

@kcrabb88 tagged me for 9 books on my 2025 TBR! Time to be forward thinking instead of remaining within my thought loop today of, “well, I survived 2024, and that’s got to be enough.”

1) Emily Wilde’s Map of the Otherlands by Heather Fawcett (I liked the first one in the series well enough though it had its flaws — it leaned a little too cozy for me and I didn’t like the Obligatory Establishment of Roguery for the male lead— but enjoyed the world building so much I bought the second book)

2) After the Wedding by Courtney Milan (November and December were nightmare-upon-nightmare months at work, so I decided to read all the Courtney Milan books I hadn’t yet read as self-care)

3) Unveiled by Courtney Milan (same reason)

4) An Enchantment of Ravens by Margaret Roberson (a Libby request based entirely on the fact that I thought the title was cool)

5) Entangled Life by Merlin Sheldrake (I bought it for my husband but enough time has passed with it in his tbr pile that now I feel justified in migrating it to mine)

6) Nights at the Circus by Angela Carter (got it from my favorite local used bookstore based on that fact that I love The Bloody Chamber and hadn’t read anything else by Carter)

7) Oxford’s Myths from Mesopotamia (realized recently I’ve only read summaries and selections of the Epic of Gilgamesh not the “whole” thing— for whatever value of “whole” we have— so I feel very compelled to correct this gap in my knowledge)

8) The Odyssey translated by Emily Wilson (what can I say- the Twitter firestorm around it made me curious)

9) Thunder on the Right by Mary Stewart (one of the very few Stewart Gothics I haven’t read!)

No obligation on this, but tagging nine people for nine books: @anoteinpink, @anonsally, @rain-sleet-snow, @deweydecibelsystem, @ratheralark, @laissezferre, @simplyirenic, @kingedmundsroyalmurder, and @kiralamouse

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Fic idea for anyone out there! >:]

Or if you just want to ramble with me about it/nf

Billy becoming a cryptid (?) like being after becoming Captain Marvel and he just accepts it. He either:

A- Gets bird like characteristics, thus becoming avian like! Bird boy!! Like a thunderbird or something(I've never seen anyone make him a phoenix.)

B- Feline like of course!! It can either be an actual domestic feline(cat :3) or well, a tiger!

C- A mermay! It doesn't have to an actual existing fish species, you can just create your own magical species :)

or D- Shapeshifter!! Like Zeus :D

And of course, Hal ended up joining too, because of the ring started to change along with all of the other human ring bearers so he's either also bird like or any other thing(if he ends up as a aquatic one and decides to mess around Gotham only when Aquaman is revealed to be needed there.. he messes with him and freaks him out because: "Gotham's water is messed up, NO LIVING THING SHOULD BE THERE!")

Genuinely sorry for the rant... I got too carried away since i got excited

Okay, first off, AAAAAHHHHHHH

Secondly, every first thought that come to mind of Cryptid Billy as those sorts of animals

Bird; that freaky Potoo bird with the giant void eyes and cursed smile. Billy vibes with his dot eyes and classy smile, also cursed enough to be a cryptid all on its own. You could even have him squint like he does as captain marvel cause their eyes are built to sense movement even where they’re closed! Think of that, he’s got his eyes closed and he still knows what you’re doing, freaky!

Feline; You mentioned the Gotham water and I’m just imagining that sort of pukey- ICK! sound cats make when they don’t like something after Billy tries taking a sip, the resulting disgust causes a storm. I’m also imagining that weird nightmare tiger from twitter with the stripes melting off but his go up into a sort of misty thunder cloud while again being physically huge, he can walk on his hind legs but it looks so wrong that he just sticks to his weird proportions on all fours to scare people less

And apologies in advance but the first thing I thought of when thinking of any sort of Mer-Billy was a seal or walrus, in the way that becoming Captain Marvel is him putting on a weird selkie skin. Not as weird looking or monstrous, just a kid putting a coat on and becoming a terrifying Ton of blubber. Fawcett asks the question of “What would be weirder? A fairy showing up at your door or a Walrus?” And the answer is magical walrus Billy. Sivana is more humiliated with every defeat when Billy just sits on him till the cops show up.

He has powers, but the crime fighting blubber beast is infinitely more hilarious.

(SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE)

I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO SHARE IN THE SHAPESHIFTER BILLY AGENDA!

My go to shapeshifter Billy is actual, physical lightning that is incomprehensible in his entirety bc he appears partially as radio waves and as a bright ball of energy in the shape of a man that people can hardly see him or make him out.