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It appears the boss's lunch with a client went well. Although maybe he'd also appreciate it if you brought the office pizza party leftovers to his desk?
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Corporate gluttony at its best!!!! New vids available folks, moat verbal, gluttonous, noisy and belching vids I've ever made!!!!
#ball belly#glutton#ball gut#beer gut#stuffed belly#chubby#gaining#getting bigger#beer#fat belly#boss#fat boss#corporate boss#corporate greed#gluttony#daddy#alpha#ball guts#ball bellylies#musclegut#muscle#gay#lgbtqia
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Barely enough room for anyone else
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You bump into an old friend's dad...
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Nothing to see here, just some celebrities walking their fur babies 😎💖
#angel dust#fizzarolli#angeldust#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#fat nuggets#gift exchange art for a friend#twinks everywhere#dingbatsy#my art
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Eddie posts a Tiktok of Steve laying in bed. His eyes are shut and he has on one of those cooling gel eye masks. Eddie is zooming in and out on his face. He’s quiet for a second and then asks, “Steeeevie?”
Steve: I’m fine
Eddie: Do you have a headache?
Steve, for the hundredth time: No
Eddie, in a sing-song as he zooms in on the moles on Steve’s neck: I don’t believe you. This isn’t my first rodeo
Steve: You’ve never been to the fucking rodeo
#Steve likes to live in active denial that he’s getting a migraine until he literally can’t#this video was filmed at like 6AM and Steve has every intention of going to work#Eddie’s already texted his boss so fat chance that’s happening#this isn’t Eddie’s first time being in this situation and he’s learned a long time ago that you can’t give in to Steve’s puppy eyes#or you’ll be picking him up from work an hour later and he’ll throw up in your car#steve harrington#eddie munson#eddie munson tiktok saga
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saw this in a dream and had to recreate it
#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs#liquid snake#solid snake#big boss#venom snake#solidus snake#mg#meme#why did i think of this#naked snake#didnt add raiden cuz he isnt related to big boss but if he was here he would go right next to solid snake in the fat ass category
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Finally, a fat character in this show that isn’t terrible. Her only crime is being cringe and I love her for it💜
#helluva boss critical#helluva boss#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique#THEY CAN MAKE LIKABLE FAT LADDIES
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Does this mf even sleep? Because as much as I love him so, so, much. He just looks so...Tired?? All the time, he looks so sleepy, and out of it. Like no one judging you if you take a quick Power Nap babe. But still, I can't imagine Alastor looking all peaceful, sleeping, and off guard. Because I just imagine him sleeping with his eyes open, as wide as possible, and sleeping like a fucking vampire 😭 But I don't think he does sleep though, his room had no bed, sleeping on the ground n shi... It was just his fairy little swamp, and a study/library looking area. He probably just walks around all night long. 💀
#charlie morningstar#vaggie#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel#vivienne medrano#stephanie beatriz#erika henningsen#chaggie#hazbin hotel chaggie#alastor#lucifer morningstar#demons#angels#amir talai#angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#fat nuggets#vivziepop#vivzieverse#helluva boss#cherri bomb#niffty#radioapple#radiostatic#stolitz
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If you can't go to Gluttony for a party... bring the party to the hotel !
#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#hazbin hotel fanart#art#digital art#lucifer morningstar#radioapple#alastor the radio demon#hazbin charlie#alastor#vaggie hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin niffty#sir pentious#hazbin husk#helluva beelzebub#hazbin fat nuggets#hazbin keekee
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Viv is one of those women who say "girls support girls" and yet she'd still make fun of a fat girl or a disabled girl because they don't fit her Lana del ray coquette aesthetic
#her female characters don't get to have an actual personality#(one of her characters literally being obsessed with men)#she calls women who worked for her 'cunts'#She hates her fat characters#and notice how there are barley any disabled characters in hh/hb and the only one we've seen is that deaf boy that we never see again?#anti vivziepop#anti helluva boss#anti hazbin hotel
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It's hard to believe, but he was quite a catch in his college days
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You miss his warmth
Mammon x gn reader
Mammon is out for a meeting at night and when he comes back he finds you in your (shared) bed hugging a plushie of himself
Warnings: No one (just some bad words)
You and Mammon are in his office, talking about work. Actually, it's more gossip than "work". When suddenly the sin's phone rings. Mammon answers
"Mhm... Mhm.. yeah.. yeah no shit... Okayyy I'll be theree"
The greedy bastard growls
"Why do they have to have royal meetings that late? Can't they do it when I have time? I can't miss my beauty sleep!"
Mammon continues to complain about the royal meeting at night. Then you answer*l
"Will you be back soon?"
The sin looks at you, he knows that won't, he'll probably be back very late
"i don't think so, babe, sorry.. but you'll be there to wait for me, right?"
You look at Mammon with a slightly sad face, but you nod, because you'll never leave that greedy fat cutie sad
"Of course I will"
"Well, it's good to know that I have someone to wait for me at Home!"
LATER THAT NIGHT
You're at home... Alone.. with some fizzy-bots, yes, but still alone. It's weird to be home in that big mansion without your big spider boyfriend yapping about how to make more and more money. It was quiet, and relaxing, but you missed him.
You wait and wait, but he never comes. After a while you eventually feel sleepy, so you decide to go to the bathroom to change into your pyjamas and then go under the covers in your bed to prepare sleep and wake up the next day with Mammon close to you. Something feels off though.... You miss his warmth
You miss his four arms hugging you tight
You miss his loud snoring keeping you awake
You miss him
After around 30 minutes that you can't fall asleep you give up and go search in the closet, a secret box where you always told Mammon there were shoes in. When you open the box there's a little plushie of the sin of greed. An adorable little green fuck as a plushie.
You go back to bed, hugging the plushie, and with a smile on your face you fall asleep
After the royal meeting, Mammon finally comes back home, tired as fuck. He goes in the bedroom, but at first doesn't notice you hugging the little himself and just goes out on his sleeping clothes, but when he comes back he notices, oh yes he notice.
There you are, wrapped around the blanket like a caterpillar in the cocoon, ready to become a beautiful butterfly, while hugging the little sin of greed made of stuffing. Mammon's heart melts, as he immediately takes a picture. He goes under the covers and hugs you tightly in a warm hug. So now Mammon is hugging [reader's name] who's hugging Mammon. Ironic, right?
"You really are an adorable little fuck, are ya love?"
The sin of greed says in your ear. As both of your breaths start to match as they sleep comfortably, getting the rest they needed, and getting ready for the next day...
(Mammon teased the shit out of you the next day after finding you hugging his plushie)
#helluva boss mammon#mammon x reader helluva boss#helluva boss mammon x reader#helluva boss#Helluva boss x reader#helluva mammon#hb mammon#Mammon x reader hb#i love his fat ass#greedy cutie
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Two cuties🐷🕸
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Since it’s still Monday… Happy Horny Monday!🥵
Imagine Bucky telling you to get on your knees🥵
Oh… and when I tell you there are so. few. men. I have ever wanted to have in my mouth…
But he would be one.
Especially Devour Bucky…
And it’s not Monday anymore, but who can complain about a little smutty something on hump day Wednesday?
Collection: Devour Title: MINT Characters/Pairings: Mob Boss!Bucky x f!Chef!Reader Word Count: 1.5k
Content Warnings: explicit smut, oral: male receiving, vaginal penetration/fucking, sex in a semi-public space, mob boss Bucky
Logistical Notes: Takes place after Heat but before Yeast. Written on my phone while waiting for my departing flight…
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You had dated before the incident (and you’ll always call it that because it was the height of his audacious pursuit) but that was different to how things were with James now.
Now you were his, and he was so assuredly assertive about it. He touched you easily - a hand on your back, on your arm, reaching for your hand. When you weren’t next to each other, his eyes sought you out - not constantly, but frequently. It was devoted with a hint of possessive that was healthy, not insecure. It bespoke a confidence and contentment that you had never experienced in any previous relationship, situationship, or entanglement.
It felt good.
At tonight’s benefit for the museum his warm hand had found its way to affectionately rest on your thigh under the table, but it wasn’t long before his hand had shifted, sidled under the high slit of your long silk dress, and his fingers drifted over to the tender and traitorous skin of your inner thigh above your stockings, dangerously close to your core.
But no further.
Only the quirk of his mouth told you he knew how he was teasing you, but he was essentially well behaved the rest of the night.
Somewhat maddeningly so.
He continued to be physically affectionate, but only in the most appropriate way.
And his eyes danced with the mischief of it.
So you concentrated on the rest of the evening - the other VIPs you were grouped and mingling with, the performances by some of the city’s symphony and opera stars, and the culinary delights.
You had been nervous for your first public appearance like this with James Buchanan Barnes, but it had been surprisingly nice. One of Bucky’s associates and his fiancé were at your table, as were the governor’s nephew and niece and each of their plus ones, and one of the members of the museum’s board of directors and her partner. James had whispered in your ear that the charming elderly woman from the museum board terrified all the old men on the board because she was so charming they were constantly surprised by her devious control of the board without ever having been the chair.
After dinner, there was dancing, but your table was one of a handful of tables swept away first for private tours of the new collections.
That’s where he struck.
Holding your hand, fingers interlocked, James had been falling further and further back in the group, engrossed in many of the works.
And it might have been genuine, but when he pulled you into one of the enclosed galleries and you saw one of his security step in front of the entrance, you knew you were in for discreet but delicious ruin.
“James…” your voice drawled in a cautious question.
He mimicked your tone, murmuring your name right back.
“Won’t they be trying to secure a sizable donation from you tonight at the end of this tour?”
“I’m already a generous patron of the city arts council. If they leave us alone long enough, I’ll increase my patronage before we leave,” he said with a cocky smirk.
One you had come to love.
“Been wanting to have you all night,” he said, voice going lower, right to your core, and taking a step closer to you.
“Oh?” You pretended to be unaffected, the way he had pretended to be only innocently touching you at dinner.
“And I would bet you’re ready for me,” he spoke directly into your ear.
Your eyes fluttered closed, but you tried to keep the rest of your cool. “Maybe. Maybe not.”
He chuckled then pressed you flush against his front, and you felt his hard cock press into you. “I’m ready for you.”
And within half a second, he’d rucked up the long skirt of your dress, exposing your ass in your lacey underwear and large fishnet stockings. You gasped his name into his chest, but he only proceeded, cupping your mound, undeterred.
And you couldn’t hide the heat of your wetness or your soft whimper as his fingers worked over your already ruined panties.
“Get on your knees for me,” he said, gently pushing down on your shoulder, and a little dazed, you complied. He brushed his thumb over your bottom lip then cradled your cheek - affectionate but with control in those fingers. “I want your pretty mouth.”
You unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants, and pushed his boxer briefs down, exposing his thick, glorious, hard cock.
Then your gaze flickered to the side, toward the entrance to the dark gallery.
James brought his other hand up to frame your face, now holding your head in both his hands.
“Keep your eyes on me.”
You bit your lip but nodded. He smiled. Every moment had your body more abuzz - desire, the rush of being so exposed in public, this new relationship, how intoxicating he was.
“Now open up.”
You parted your lips, placed your hands on his thighs, and he eased his cock into your mouth. The tang of his precum hit your tastebuds, and the warm weight of him had you hum as you closed your lips around him.
“Mmmm, like that,” he cooed, slowly pushing his length to the back of your throat. He drew back a little, still holding your head in his hands, and pushed in again. Back and in again. Then he pressed his tip a little more insistently against your esophagus. “Relax and let me in, let me use your throat.”
You whimpered, but blinked once, still looking up into his deep blue eyes, and squeezed his thighs a little to let him know you were ready.
He didn’t rush, but he set an insistent pace, rocking in and out of your throat, groaning when he finally pushed all the way in, your nose nudging against the pubic hair at his base. You concentrated on breathing evenly through your nose, blinking through the tears that sprung from your eyes. His fingers were there to brush away those tears immediately, and the tenderness while he forcefully took your throat made you keen.
He rutted into you a few more times, and you could feel him absolutely throbbing, ready to let him spill into your mouth and down your throat, something you almost never let anyone else do before him, but then suddenly he pulled out, and hauled you up.
“Wha-“
He stopped your words with a consuming kiss, licking into your mouth, growling when he tasted himself there. He hauled your leg up around his hip, and you clung to his shoulders.
“My good girl deserves my cock in her dripping cunt, doesn’t she?”
“God, yes!”
He pushed the delicate lace of your panties aside, quickly lined up his thick, throbbing head inside of your slick heat, and drove up into you, claiming your lips immediately again once he was sheathed in you. You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling closer, desperate to anchor in this moment of desperate passion.
As your leg gripped around him, his hand slid down to control your hip and leverage his thrusts.
You expected him to draw away from your lips, say more filthy things, but he didn’t for once, seemingly as needy as you to race to this finish. His other hand moved between your bodies and quickly sought your clit, already knowing each inch of your body better than his own. Quick circles over the bud at his fingertips escalated the tightening in your stomach, rough, punching thrusts, and then you were clenching and cried out against his lips, turning your head to pant into his neck as your orgasm washed over you in a rush. You trembled in his arms as he pumped furiously into you, and then he groaned as he shot his own release into you.
Quick, rough, claimed.
Satiated.
He laughed softly then kissed you again, more softly, still inside you for another moment.
Then he sunk down on one knee before you and brought your left leg up to perch on his knee. He drew a handkerchief out of the inner breast pocket of his dinner jacket, and then gently cleaned up your mixed spend from your core. He pressed a hot kiss to the exposed flesh of your thigh just above your fishnet stockings and righted your panties.
“You’ve so quickly become everything to me.”
Your heart stuttered, and you pulled him up for another kiss. He smoothed the long skirt of your dress back down, smoothed his hands up and down your waist, pulled you flush against his chest to run his hands up and down the expanse of your exposed back.
“All mine,” he murmured against your lips.
Then he reached into his pocket and pulled out a few after dinner mints he had apparently snatched from the table. You giggled and shook your head, but took all three eagerly, popping the first into your mouth.
He took your other hand in his, threading your fingers together, and drew it up to his mouth. “And I’m yours,” he added before pressing a kiss to the back of your hand.
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I can finally post my piece for the @anachronism-ahitzine !!!! I couldn't decide which character to draw so I said ALL.
#a hat in time#ahit#Hat kid#Bow Kid#mustache girl#conductor#dj grooves#mafia boss#Cooking Cat#C.A.W. Agents#The Empress#Snatcher#Queen Vanessa#Badge Seller#Tim#Timmy#Tim's friend#nomads#tourist#white seal crew#moon penguins#subcon dwellers#fat bird#snatcher's minions#mafia goons#Walrus Captian#Rumbi#oc cameo#i ran out of tag space#summer's doodles
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