#fandom funnies

[captain-crowfish]

WAIT so is the Trout X Pickles ship name ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Tickles?

[fandomsandfairytales]

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me"

So earlier today I randomly thought of the phrase "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." To which I IMMEDIATELY had the mental response of "The Way boys might say otherwise." And then this popped into my head:

"Nah, I chose the thug life," Riser said lightly with a smirk. "I married her fair an' square. Kissed her on the lips and said she's mine, and I never looked back."

I'm still laughing at it XD and @thegreenleavesofspring might be too (since I shared it with her earlier).

[pistachi0art]

Don’t make me tap the sign

[knebellindemann]

[bebx]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[liliotl]

who can relate

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….

[catchymemes]

[kit-williams]

@bispecsual this feels like us sometimes

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

[hwang-inho-132]

you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.

you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame

[bebx]

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

[fandomsandfairytales]

@thescrapwitch look, it's Fëanor in From Ruins We Grow! XD XD

boy you THOUGHT

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.