#fam: havoc

[pommigranite]

hey mom im gonna share some mexican folk lore bc why not

so there is this guy who has a coconut head and if u are mean he will come to ur house, kidnap u, and torture u until u learn ur lesson :) there are also the maya warriors that disguise themselves as humming birds and kill u if u damage/mess up their stuff or destroy their land/territory

the first thing sounds terrifying but the second thing literally sounds like the plot of that movie epic

this one lol

[scalecallerpeak]

Okay so to explain this whole scene but Havoc my HoK (middle) is technically half dremora due to this mythic dawn dude here called Garrick.

For the Mythic Dawn Garrick is running experiments on what happens if you shove daedric essance in verious objects such as his dwemer scrap constructs. As part of this he managed to accidently capture Havoc.

Now Garrick is working closely with the Horsemen (Dagon's demiprinces sent to aid the oblivion crisis -side note this lore is from 2019-2020 before GoO came out and has some weird coincidences-) But Falmora or Fam is like 'lol put a dremora heart inside him' and Garrick was like 'that seems like a bad idea' but Falmora was like 'do it anyways or we kill you kiss kiss heart emoji' this man is being tomented by young adult managers.

So Garrick does his thing and puts a dremoras heart in place of Havoc's and this makes him both imortal and angry. (Something that will late bite the Horsemen in their asses)

Havoc only realisies this because Mathazil (left) told him and everyone including Zenosha (my dragonborn, right) where like 'have u fr not noticed you've not aged its been 200 years and you're an imperial' and he was just 'idk I've been busy.'

I basically needed a reason for Havoc to be in Skyrim too so that's why he's half Dremora since Dar'razja (above image right becomes Sheo/Skooma Cat, and Octavius gets murdered by his brother Gavinus and is an angry ghost)

It’s a little Humid

Havoc did not take the news of being half Dremora well 

[sforzesco]

ANTONY cry 'havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war

earlier in my script (which is not Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar), Antony refers to Dolabella as one of his ‘dogs of war’ when talking to Cassius (which IS a reference to Shakespeare’s JC), and it comes back around after Cicero writes to Cassius and informs him of Trebonius’ fate

While these things were taking place at Rome, Cassius and Brutus were collecting troops and money, and Trebonius, governor of the province of Asia, was fortifying his towns for them. [...] Trebonius, who was captured in bed, told his captors to lead the way to Dolabella, saying that he was willing to follow them. One of the centurions answered him facetiously, "Go where you please, but you must leave your head behind here, for we are ordered to bring your head, not yourself." With these words the centurion immediately cut off his head, and early in the morning Dolabella ordered it to be displayed on the praetor's chair where Trebonius was accustomed to transact public business. Since Trebonius had participated in the murder of Caesar by detaining Antony in conversation at the door of the Senate-house while the others killed him, the soldiers and camp-followers fell upon the rest of his body with fury and treated it with every kind of indignity. They rolled his head from one to another in sport along the city pavements like a ball till it was completely crushed. This was the first of the murderers who received the meed of his crime, and thus vengeance overtook him.

App. Civil Wars III. 26

For Dolabella is in Syria, and, as you have foreseen in your prophetic soul and have foretold, Cassius will crush him while they are on their way. For Dolabella has had the gates of Antioch shut in his face and got a good beating in trying to storm it. Not trusting in any other city, he has betaken himself to Laodicea, on the sea-coast of Syria. There I hope he will speedily pay the penalty of his crime: for he has no place of refuge, nor will he much longer be able there to stand out against an army as large as that of Cassius. I even hope that Dolabella has by this time been overpowered and crushed.

Cic. Fam. 12.14

Place then before your eyes, O conscript fathers, that spectacle, miserable indeed, and tearful, but still indispensable to rouse your minds properly: the nocturnal attack upon the most beautiful city in Asia; the irruption of armed men into Trebonius’s house, when that unhappy man saw the swords of the robbers before he heard what was the matter; the entrance of Dolabella, raging,—his ill-omened voice, and infamous countenance,—the chains, the scourges, the rack, the armourer who was both torturer and executioner; all which they say that the unhappy Trebonius endured with great fortitude. A great praise, and in my opinion indeed the greatest of all, for it is the part of a wise man to resolve beforehand that whatever can happen to a brave man is to be endured with patience if it should happen.

Cicero, Philippic 11

Philippi and Perusia, Ronald Syme

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[simpinformonkies]

hiiii niiiilllooooooo

howzabout a wukong or macaque x celestial monkey reader? :3

I FUCKING GOT YOU FAM! I'll do Wukong for this one.

WUKONG

-He came to a random island when he was younger to steal some fruits for his master during the journey (Tripitaka had complained about being hungry) and had been about to swipe a crisp, red apple when you came barreling towards him with sharp claws, fluffed fur and bared teeth.

-You were a Celestial Primate- one of the only four in the world- and were pissed to find Sun motherfucking Wukong on your island- worse, he was attempting to steal YOUR FOOD!

-You wanted nothing to do with the monkey, not after his 'havoc in heaven', and practically told him as such, words spitting pure, undultured poison at the other monkey.

-But, you were not heartless, and allowed Wukong to leave your island unharmed... only to realize, hours later, that the bastard monkey stole your damn apples! you were furious, but let it go- it wasn't like you'd be seeing him ever again.

-Too bad you were wrong- that annoying simian came back every few years just to mess with you, and it pissed you off every time he did it. One moment you'd be lounging around on your beloved island's beaches, and the next, Sun Wukong would be causing mayhem somewhere closeby.

-In general, Wukong was being a annoyance and menace.

-What a shocker! Not like he's like that all the fucking time or anything...

-Can you hear the sarcasm?

-Anyway, you dealt with him for centuries, and while you found he was still very annoying, you... stopped having your words and insults hold so much bitterness and bite- you were tired of being an asshole to this simian, it just wasn't worth it. Nowadays, if he annoyed you, you'd just smack him with your tail and go on about your day.

-Some days, you'd even find yourself wishing that he was on the island- especially when the boredom kicked in- but you'd just shake your head and swat the thought away as it was a fly.

-But damned if that thought wasn't as annoying and unkillable as a fly- somehow, your brain would always come back to thinking of Wukong, it was driving you crazy.

-Nevertheless, you just dealt with his antics with a fond roll of the eyes and a swat of the tail, and it stayed like that for decades (centuries? You don't remember, time is an illusion).

-Then came the time- just a few years before Wukong would find his 'successor'- that Wukong started leaving things on your island. From shiny necklaces, bracelets and rings, to following you around on your island, to even laying down on the beach with you when you go to soak in the warm sun, running his fingers through your hair and untangling any knots you find.

-This went on for a few weeks before the whole thing hit you like a freight-train.

-'This is courtship,' you'd think, blinking confusedly as the situation settles itself in your mind, 'Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, is courting me.'

-'...And ya know what?' you lean into his hands, smiling as they gently cascade through your fur, 'I'm okay with that.'

[dangermousie]

Ummmmm, he drunk in a brothel, you are planning to take down his entire family! It's not really the same!

Makes me think of Li Chengyin in GMP who was telling a fairytale that was basically his set up to FL and was all "would you forgive him?" and clueless FL was all "sure of course" without knowing exactly the havoc he was gonna wreak and how it was gonna be directed at her fam. And then - shockingly - she was not OK with it at all in reality.

Poor Xiaobao, it's hard being a Disney princess in a costume cdrama!

[i-cant-sing]

May I request a headcanon of teen fushiguro reader pretending they have a bf and reaction from their close fam and peeps?

Just very loud arguing between Uncle Naoya and teen Fushiguro, reader yelling that Naoya shouldn't stop her from having fun just because he doesn't have any bitches.

Naoya, narrowing his eyes: OH AND YOU DO???

Reader, petty af: I DO AND IM GONNA GO FUCK HIM LATER, SO BACK OFF!

And everything just goes dead silent, like birds stop chirping too. No sound at all, as all eyes are on you.

Naoya, with barely concealed shock in his eyes: who?

And reader obviously can't just fess up and say "oopsie I lied" because then Naoya will always be on her ass about being a liar and he's annoying as is. So she's just making up stuff as she goes.

"His name's... Theodore. We met each at the 7/11 down the street, and we've been going out for the past 6 months-" and everyone just loses it. Naoya's banshee screaming as he yells at everyone to keep you in the fucking house while he hauls his ass out to hunt down your boyfriend. Your aunties and other females of the family are lowkey scared for you because they think that Naoya and the other men in the family will now be very harsh towards you, while also pestering you to tell them more about your boyfriend because they wanna make sure that you're not dating some controlling, abusive, misogynistic jerk like the rest of them married. Your uncles and the other men in the family are either helping Naoya out on hunting Theodore or have simply went into an existential crisis and are just one second away from obliterating any curse/servant that comes their way.

Then a few hours later, Naoya comes home dishevelled and out of breath because my man went around the whole city looking for "Theodore" but no such man linked to you exists and he finally found out you lied. So now you're again grounded for not only lying, but also for lying about having a bf and doing nasty things (kissing) and not once thinking about bothering to stop Naoya from wreaking havoc upon poor, innocent Theodore named individuals.

What's worse is that the Zenin clan has now realised a new fear of theirs-

You having a s/o.

They're just trying so hard to not throw up and cry and burn down everything in sight at the mere thought of you holding hands with someone else.

[gryficowa]

Boycott!

You know what pisses me off? The fact that I often press the bottom of the page AND EVERY TIME I ACCIDENTALLY PUSH THIS PREMIUM ON TUMBLR, NO, I WON'T BUY, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CONSTANTLY DISPLAY IT?

Now that I have your attention:

So close...

[raayllum]

anyway to rattle off the general to specific predictions all in one place

While I could see it going back ways, I think it's likelier for Rayla to be the one seriously injured/stabbed during the possession fight IF Callum's followed the Nova Blade route of increased paranoia in particular

Viren's alive

Corvus and Soren bond and talk about Soren's dynamic with his family

Ezran will be forced to act like a general king, and maybe missing his dad / family

He'll have to deal with Viren coming back in Katolis; so will Soren

Ezran will get more info / do research on the Orphan Queen (and maybe her connection to the cube)

Callum will abide by Aaravos' will both possessed and non-possessed (due to coercion / desperation and love over wanting to protect, save, or help Rayla)

Terry will either follow / find and team up with Viren, or Claudia will come 'crawling' back to use him under Aaravos' guidance

Claudia's gone back to the Katolis to retrieve something from the Orphan Queen's grave (but maybe, if it's the cube, it's not there)

Aanya dies or comes very close to it

During Callum's blind fold free fall, he sees glimpses of his past (hi bio dad!) and potential future (a safe happy life with Ez & Rayla and/or Rayla + a family)

The Sunfire armies on both sides are corrupted by proxy through Pharos (and maybe Sol Regem)

There will at the very least be an attempt to get the Moon fam out (with potentially disastrous consequences) even if it doesn't necessarily work for whatever reason

If the Moon fam gets out, Runaan will encourage Rayla to kill Callum under possession and/or attempt to do herself, leading to Rayla having to fight Runaan and a possessed Callum at the same time

We'll learn some of why there's a 1000+ year time span between Aaravos being banished by the Startouch elves vs him being able to take revenge on them again

After the Frozen Ship burns down, the panic and desperation cause Callum and Rayla to finally fully talk things out and express how much they don't want to lose each other; this will hurt more later

A star dragon ate Aaravos and/or Leola at some point as punishment and then spat them out, creating the Sea of the Castout

Possession plot line also has to a lot to do with identity and Rayla reaffirming his and through it, his name and own autonomy / agency of choice

More Callum-Claudia-Viren, Claudia-Rayla, Runaan-Moon fam-Viren, Ezran-Janai, Ezran-Aanya parallels this season

Soren possibly demanding answers from Viren about what exactly happened and why Lissa really left

If Kpp'Ar gets out (and he's w/ Rayla & Callum), he'll caution Callum away from magic and dark magic in general, and maybe draw some Callum-Viren parallels

If the Moon Fam doesn't get out, the celestial elves may step in to serve as a more antagonist force amid everything

The Nova Blade doesn't work as intended. Either Aaravos was already stabbed with it (because his first name was Laurelion) or he wants to use it for himself to wreck havoc on the other Startouch elves

Due to her connection to the Star arcanum, Stella is able to work around some restraint or obstacle the Celestial elves may create

The leader of the celestial elves might be Aaravos aligned, but Kosmo and Astrid will likely be more helpful / friendly

Leola is Aaravos' sibling (in a cosmic sense at least) or a close loved one. She transformed into or was remembered as a unicorn out of grief/guilt for what she and Aaravos had brought into the world

Viren used star and blood magic (+ dark magic) in order to save Soren

Muhko the mushroom mage managed to heal Zubeia, but it's not that simple - maybe Sol Regem is making a challenge for the archdragon monarchy, and Zubeia has to go deal with it

Rayla's arc is primarily about addressing her tendencies towards sacrifice and when/why to stop, either for her own good (she refuses to sacrifice another thing, i.e. Callum, again) or for his (because it doesn't matter what happens to her, right?)

The unsuitable heir's moonstone collar makes someone who looks into it possibly see their worst fears (Callum's nightmare with Aaravos and Rayla's with Runaan) if not another trial one or both has to undergo (as Callum's nightmare could just be on the way to the Starscraper / not trial related)

Viren fought Kpp'Ar partially over the relic staff and took it as his own after he coined his old mentor

Callum unlocks another arcanum (either Star or Moon) if not the secret of deep magic itself (cube?)

Soren and Claudia fighting each other?? For me??

For one of the episodes in the 6x06-6x08 batch, one will be flashback heavy. My money is on 6x07 The Red Wedding in particular; if it is present day, it has a lot of the Sunfire civil war fallout going as bad as it possibly can

The cube is Aaravos' missing chest piece and/or played a role in channeling deep or primal magic to humans and helped them develop dark magic

Karim becomes king of Lux Aurea and frees Kim'Dael, who peaces out

Seeds of broyals conflict sown on Ezran's side because he's Going Through It and Callum isn't here :(

Multiple Claudia breakdowns

Callum and/or Claudia (or perhaps both of them working together) result in Aaravos' release; my money is personally primarily on Callum. For the latter, I could also see Claudia helping him open up / get access to the Startouch elves again

Callum and Rayla reunite with Ezran and what's left of everyone else at the end of the season, or realize by other means just how much shit has hit the fan if Claudia was the one to release Aaravos

Other characters on the potential chopping block: Opeli, Pharos, Gren, Miyana, Barius, Karim, Kazi

Aaravos will be at his full powers or very very close to it by the end of 6x09, possibly resulting in his chest sigil going right side up again

[fluffypotatey]

so what’s ur favorite thing abt mei that u feel like nobody else notices but it adds so much to her and you feel like everyone needs to be talking about it

everybody needs to realize that before MK was dubbed and knighted—i mean, before MK was titled the Monkey King's successor and wielded the trusty staff, Mei was the powerhouse of the group.

literally remember how our introduction to her character was her saving MK's ass while he was being chased by Red Son, and girlie only thought they were playing a game. my initial reaction to her was "oh, so she's the first hero of the city!" LIKE THAT WAS WHERE MY MIND WENT!

1x06 has a special place in my heart because it shows Mei in her element! she's the motorcycle gal, she's the OG mechanic (SHE LITERALLY BUILT AN HQ FOR MK IN S1), she's the descent of Ao Lie, she's the wielder of the DRAGON SWORD (you know, the sword nobody in her family was allowed to touch because it was a prized artifact and it chose HER)

it is honestly such a struggle (for me) to simply place Mei in the "warrior" category of the hero/warrior duo because yes, MK and Mei are a duo (a dynamic duo one might say), BUT it is so different to swk and macky's duo. they are both the hero and the warrior. their narrative pieces collide and parallel and align so well or clash and-- omg look, another topic to add to my "MK and the gang's ultimate goal is breaking the narrative structure/fate/destiny" folder! (BECAUSE NONE OF THEM PERFECTLY ALIGN WITH THE NARRATIVE EVERYONE IS PUSHING ON THEM. NONE OF THEM FIT COMPLETELY FOR FATE TO WIN DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM SEEING! DO YOU SEE- *gets dragged away*)

*comes back covered in blood* but yeah, everybody start pay closer attention to my gal because her main character energy is real and important and will be crucial for the upcoming seasons. listen, even if MK wasn't there when Red Son and the fam released DBK, Mei would still be there to screw with their plans (I mean, it would have been easier for DBK to wreak havoc because of the energy source, but also MK would still make the impulsive decision to dive into DBK's energy thingy later but this post isn't about him <3)

Mei's awesome and intelligent and intuitive but also impulsive and prone to emotions before anything but i love her

[docwritesshit]

HEY ANGST LEMME SLIDE IN THERE-

Redson x Sister!reader Angst as redson is kinda mad about her dating now and then they get into a huge fight and some PIF mother comfort please and a happy ending? One shot please...........

Ooooooh? Gladly!

Redson x Sis!Reader Angst

“YOU CANT JUST GO OUT LIKE THAT AND NOT FUCKING TELL ME!” Redson exclaimed, flames already starting to spurt out the strays of his hair. You growled, slamming you hand down on the table

“It was a spur of the moment thing! I texted you the first chance I got!” You shot back. She scoffed.

“That’s hardly any notice! And how long have you known this one?”

“That’s why it was a date. The point is to get to know each other! And I had fun! They didn’t even do anything!” You explained. Redson gave you a stern glare.

“You are old enough to be courted now. And you know that you have to run potential suitors by Father and Mother, and me. You should have done so before going off.” Redson clarified. You gaped

“Do you hear yourself? It’s modern times! Many don’t do that anymore! And Mother said that I can pursue who I want until I’m ready to marry them!”

“That was when things were different for us. With Father back-“

“Again with Father! You are so uptight now that he’s back. You are so desperate for their approval, it’s laughable. And so pitiful"

Redson paused, looking you in the eyes, a mixture of pain and flames of rage swirling inside them. Your gaze softened

"Im sorry, that was-"

Redsons' chair screeched as they pushed themselves from the table. She stalked away.

"Go ahead then. Go live your fucking life. Seek your own approval from the swine and let them break your heart. I wont be the shoulder for you to cry on when they do." He stated, turning the corner and disappearing.

Cut to you now in your room, going between curling into a ball and crying and punching your pillows. You couldn't see why this was such a big deal. It was such a little thing. Why did Reds-

Someone cleared their throat, making you whirl around to see your mother standing in your doorway, standing tall with a book in her hands. She smiled at you.

"May i come in?" She asked. You wiped your tears and nodded. Princess Iron Fam closed the door behind her, seeming to float over to the edge of your bed. She beckoned you over, sitting on the mattress. You reluctantly shuffled over and flopped down next to her.

She flipped open the book she carried, laying it on top of her lap. You glanced at the first page. Your eyes widened, seeing a beautifully drawn picture. A picture if… something familiar.

There was little you, only a toddler, sitting in the dirt with a circle drawn around and little Redson standing in-front of you, wielding a stick with his tiny chest puffed all the way out.

Your mother smiled softly, caressing the page gently.

"He always was your knight, in his mind. At least, when you two weren't causing havoc around the home."

She flipped to the next page, where you two were a bit older and he stood in-front of you as you cowered behind him, scared of a little bug that was just crawling around.

"He always protected you. He might snark and say the petty comment more than the genuine compliment, but he cares" She affirmed. She then closed the book, and looked at you.

"He is afraid he might not be able to be your knight here. And he cares too much to think you can handle yourself. Prove that you can, my little spark" She said. Tears pricked your eyes again. She tutted, wrapping you up in a hug.

"We all care, darling. We are all here. Just remember that," She murmured. You cried into her shoulder, sobs racking your body.

She was your sibling. He was your shield. You just needed to be able to proved yourself as the sword

[arkngth]

my newest tribute to the wildrp fandom or whatever you'd call it.

vampires au antonio/oliver "crack" ship that i let get out of hand bc theyre actually so fun to draw 🫢 also, i couldnt not make a vampires au, i mean, look at what theyre wearing ! those are pretty much canon outfits !! theyre so [explodes /pos]

also, i'm afraid of twitter so i didnt get to post the actual ship art there 😭

i dont trust twitter with gay art thats even slightly suggestive lmao esp if its extra toxic yaoi. rptwt sucks ong

my antonio can do no wrong(/j), so i needed an au where he's a devious little freak who can disturb even the likes of a violent n grumpy oliver.

which, I'll admit, i only know oliver from wu's pov n not much else, but i love what little bit i saw of his personality that i wanted to take what i interpretted n play around w ideas involving antonio,,, cuz i hope i've already established how [debatably] normal i am about him :3c

i'm a big fan of religious themes, so i love the idea of the dicenzo fam following some good ol fashioned italian catholic rules hehe. except antonio, who would've excommunicated or just, lost faith in God in general after his house burns down with his family still inside. and in this au specifically, he messes around with some vampires at some point n yknow, gets turned into one.

when antonio n wu join the family, antonio takes a special interest in oliver just bc he's easily worked up n annoyed. so he likes to pester him just to get a reaction. at some point ollie becomes the vamipre hunter hunting antonio, who causes havoc wherever he goes cuz he's hungry for blood, basic vampire stuff. and antonio likes to lure ollie around to mess with him, and no matter how long he's gone without feeding, he'd never bite ollie just so he'll stay mortal and warm-blooded.

thats basically all ive got. sorry for the wall of text again, i dont have anybody to talk to about my ideas n im too scared to talk abt it on twt [sigh]

[quitealotofsodapop]

Okay, let's be real: there is no effing way none of the kids were asking for pets - zilch! Even if they are demons/celestials/dragons, they gotta have wanted a pet.

So, who nearly gave in, who was the voice of reason, and what pet did the fam get in the end?

Absolutely.

MK and Mei are def the kids who tried to scheme/bargain to have a dog throughout their childhood. Nezha is a lot chiller on the subject, but would argue that a growing up with a pet would help with social stuff. Chenxiang would also like a pet, and tries to argue for the kiddos, but can be easily distracted with a marimo (moss ball). A lot of the time they can scratch that wanting-a-pet-itch by chilling on the boat with Sandy's foster cats, but sometimes a kid just really wants a dog.

Wukong wants to give the kids some pet responsibilities, but this man has bad history with dogs so none of those. Probably shows the kids the gnarly scar "an old war buddy's dog" [aka Xiaotian Quan] gave him to try and dissuade them. No fish either - he's seen what evil goldfishes can get up to. His fave animals are of the large hooved variety, so he's not allowed to get a pet either. He almost gave in one time when he met a really affectionate chihuahua once though, tiny dogs be a different matter. Will frequently use his limited magic to turn into whatever animal the kids are arguing for and cause havoc around the apartment until they admit defeat.

Macaque is sneakier. He knows his kids aren't gonna take great care of a whole pet by themselves if he just gives them one - cus they're kids, and have the attention spans of a monkey and a lizard combined. So he slyly says something like; "Your Uncle Sandy has a new batch of foster kittens, maybe he needs help raising them?" And the kids go nuts all the way to the boat. After weeks of bottlefeeding, butt-wiping, and litter changing for foster kittens; MK and Mei don't ask for a pet for a while. Macaque knows that the easiest way to halt the "Can we have a pet?"-train is to give the kids *actual* responsibility that they have to do. Vaguely considers guinea pigs or rabbits as a pet option, but that goes out the window with the addition of a certain little cat demon into the family.

Pigsy is the one to put his foot down and say: "No, absolutely not. Pets are a huge responsibility, and you live above a restaurant." Thinks most animals are just health hazards waiting to happen. Ironically the One Time he agreed to let the kids keep a pet, was when a stray kitten came into the restaurant. That kitten turned out to be Bai He. Pigsy is suspicious of any future animal additions to the family.

Tang ends up offering the ultimate compromise in this situation. He's great at "bargaining" with the kids to distract them for a while. He offers that if the kids can successfully raise a caterpillar into a butterfly - then they might be ready for a bigger animal. Cue a little terriarium in the apartment, and the kids are fixated on a little wormy guy for the next couple of weeks.

MK: "Pama! We did it!" Tang: "Huh?" Mei: "The caterpillar! It came out of its crys-alis!" Tang: *looks at terriarium in surprise* Tang, laughing to himself: "Sorry kiddos. But your "butterfly", is actually a moth. I must have grabbed a silkworm on accident." MK & Mei: "Aw..." Tang: "But hey, lets go to the pet store and see if you guys are ready for an upgrade!" MK & Mei, eyes sparkling with joy: "Upgrade! Upgrade!"

Tang's idea of an "upgrade" was one of those sea monkey/aqua dragon kits. MK and Mei were very disappointed when the eggs hatched and weren't tiny monkey-mermaids or baby dragons - Nezha on the otherhand was fascinated and now keeps one of those mini-aquariums in his room.

Sandy is def the one to make the kids truly understand the Effort and Responsibility a pet requires by having them help out with foster cats. He would however, completely fold if the kids ever asked to to keep one of the cats as a foster fail. He can't say no to them.

Eventually they accidentally find the perfect animal while visiting their "Grand Aunts/Uncles" [the Stalwarts] in the mountains. A frequent vistor to Uncle Beng's garden.

Mei and MK, eyes sparkling: "What are you?" Tortoise: :> Mei: "You're our friend now." Tortoise: *seems ok with this*

Wukong and Macaque just looked at the kiddos with their new buddy like; "Yeah sure I guess. Can't live that long can it?"

Its been over ten years since that moment, and Pangu the Tortoise is still alive and chilling around the (now-MK's) apartment. Mei takes care of Pangu every-so often and has a "bachelor pad" for him (+a bearded dragon) in her apartment. Pangu is currently the size of a small dog and bites tf out of Red Son whenever he visits. Completely normal animal. Unamused by magic, even when he and the other pets get babysat by the Stalwarts during the chaos of S3 - he's more mad that LBD's ice froze his lettuce.

SWK and Mac honestly didn't know Pangu was a long-lived species when they took him in but are glad it stopped any talk of pets... from kid MK and Mei.

Now the Eclipse twins are starting to complain about wanting pets too ever since Shadowpeach upgraded to an actual house. Bai He has to be talked down from keeping every street cat she finds. And of course MK is now a grown adult and is starting to think he's ready for the responsibility of a dog.

Its a never ending struggle.

[eruhatesu]

eru i'm losing my mind at her ct it goes w a lot of our hc perfectly??? like uta being a perf candidate for arranged marriages since that's smth anyone'd want on their fam, maybe she's not promoted cause under no circumstances must someone w that ct die. imagine being a curse and this beautiful woman just starts dancing and singing out of nowhere, imagine being mai and momo and watching your adorable sensei do that. gojo definitely told her she'll be like his cheerleader on their 1st mission

HELLO Utahime being more important than we can ever imagined because of her CT is so fucking mind blowing to me because of all the possible fics the writers are gonna give!!!

Im already eating this up from a moot writer (lanni/ohmytheon from AO3) and Im seriously waiting for them to write it HEBHABHBHADHHEAs the spice!!!!

If I am a curse I would definitely be mesmerized too. I also have an HC that Gojo in a way has a darkness in him (mainly this is based on how bratty he is sometimes because well, he is the strongest afterall). I feel like yea he's bratty fun but with the amount of power he has, he cant help but have a personality similar to a curse. At times he is possessive and has a tendency to wreak havoc just to get what he wants. So thats where Utahime and her CT came in. As a kid he probably saw her doing his ritual and was already captivated. As they grow up, he couldnt stand the thought of her offering this privilege to someone so he goes and give in some words to the Higher ups which didnt end well for him (her being kept distant to him) but since he tries to be mature and prioritize all else but him, he just go and cooperates.

I been itching to draw this but suddenly I havent got the time to work on it. Hehehehehe pls wait

[raptorladylover6969]

JWCT S2 TRAILER ANALYSIS/OBSERVATIONS/THEORIES ‼️‼️

Off the bat, we are immediately hit with a shot of some type of dino ranch thing…you can tell its for dinos because you can just barely see a parasaurolophus in one of the pens, and the horns of I think a styracosaurus?? Its some type of ceratopsian, the best guess I could make is, its some type of poaching thingy…kind of like the ones we saw in Dominion…could this be was Brooklynn was trying to show Darius???

It then cuts to a flashback of what happened THAT NIGHT, and we get to see Brooklynn getting attacked by a raptor, whom I identified was Ghost. Brooklynn seems to be having repetitive nightmares of this exact moment, as later she’s waking up from a dream…or, it could be after she was attacked, she fainted due to bloodloss, and someone saved her, and now she’s waking up on their couch??

We then see Brooklynn, most likely just a couple months after her “death”, doing some digging, printing out stuff, and exactly, this sheet of a record from the DPW of “Dinosaur Death Reports”…what could this mean? Does this mean that the so called “hybrid” that was mentioned that is wrecking havoc everywhere is killing a bunch of dinosaurs???

Could this “Dinosaur Liberation” group be the ones who saved Brooklynn? And why she is standing behind the leader looking NOT very endangered…is she now apart of this organization?? The raptor masks seem very specific…as we can see two of the members (the leader, and someone in the back beside Brooklynn, wearing these raptor masks, what significance do the raptor masks hold??)

The Nublar 5 are on an Island, but this isnt the island where the boat is going thats for sure. The Broker knows where the camp fam are, they are tracking them. (Its been conformed we’re gonna find out the IDENTITY of The Broker, but im DYINGGGG to know who it is. I think Soyona is off the table here, so we’re most likely getting a new character.)

This BROKER isnt only exporting dinos, but MAKING THEM TOO???? I think you can see why I scratched Soyona off the table here 😭😭 and these lab things too, which I’m guessing is where the horrible hybrid came from..

Some dino sanctuary thing on the island?????

Who is this man in the back of Brooklynn’s truck thingy??? And am I tweaking, or is he blindfolded.

(I 1 pic left before I hit the limit, but I’m saving it as a finale cuz I was shocked the most by it but anyway) KENJI AND BEN….OH BOY. THEY FIND OUT EVENTUALLY IM SCARED YALL IM SCAREDDDDDD 😭😭

This is Brooklynn’s secret apartment, and what looks to be months after the attack…she is getting attacked by a raptor, BUT NOT JUST ANY RAPTOR…IVE IDENTIFIED ITS RED. RED HAS MADE A COMEBACK. But this also begs the questions…why wasn’t Red in s1?? Could she have gotten injured while trying to finish Brooklynn off at her apartment? And also, doesn’t this mean that The Handler KNOWS Brooklynn is still alive, and was attempting to finish her off before the events of s1 take place? Anyway chat ermmm so ready for October 17th‼️‼️

[shyjusticewarrior]

Reverse Robin/Mismatched Mantles AU

Damian is the first batkid born, but not the first to join the fam due to still being kept secret and trained in the League of Assassins.

The first to join is...

Tim Drake - Red Hood:

After a young Tim's parents are killed by a gang of career criminals called the Red Hoods, he swears to bring them to justice. He concludes his best chance to do that would be by personally enlisting the help of the Batman.

In his investigation of Batman, Tim figures out his secret identity. He confronts him in the hopes of impressing, or blackmailing, him into working with him. Bruce sees his own pain at losing his parents in Tim and agrees to work together. They take down the gang, Tim adopts the mantle Red Hood and Bruce adopts Tim.

Damian Wayne - Nightwing:

A couple years later, Damian is revealed and left in Bruce's care. At first, he isn't allowed on patrol yet as Bruce doesn't think he's ready to be the hero Gotham needs.

Damian eventually sneaks away to do a mission with budding friend Jon Kent and proves himself. During the mission Jon tells him a Kryptonian legend that would inspire his mantle: Nightwing.

Jason Todd - Red Robin:

After Catherine, the women who raised him, overdoses the gov tracks down his birth mother Sheila and she accepts custody of him. Immediately the Joker, a Red Hoods member who fell into a vat of ace chemicals, wrecks havoc on their lives.

Joker blackmails Sheila into making Jason sabotage the batfam. Jason is told Sheila will be killed if he doesn't go along with it, so he does to protect her. He steals the tires off the batmoile to get their attention, and uses the story of his hardships to gain their sympathy.

He feels bad taking advantage of people who show him such kindness. He confesses the plot to Red Hood and agrees to be a double agent if they help get Sheila out of Jokers' clutches.

Joker finds out and tricks Jason into putting himself in danger to save his mother, who is in on it. The batfam doesn't make it in time and Joker throws Jason off the roof of a warehouse. The last thing he hears is Joker remarking how he looks like a robin in the air. Joker betrays and kills Sheila as well.

Tim feels especially guilty about Jason's death at the hands of Joker. So much so that he gets Damian to tell him how to access the Lazarus pit and uses it to bring Jason back to life. Jason decides to become a vigilante called Red Robin. The name is a reference to Jokers' comment, an homage to Tim, and because red robins symbolize rebirth.

Dick Grayson - Robin:

Dick is a part of a family of acrobats, the Flying Graysons, that almost meet their end by Tony Zuko but are saved by Red Robin. While they're okay, they worry it's too dangerous to let Dick keep performing with them.

They don't have any other family, so they allow Dick to be a ward of Bruce Wayne while they're on the road. Dick's parents are killed at a Haley's Circus show in Bludhaven by a jealous performer, Gaggsworth A. Gaggsworthy (aka Gaggy.)

Dick decides to become a vigilante called Robin to help protect others. He's too young to be out there on his own, so he's a sidekick to Damian, who is protecting Gotham as Batman while Bruce is missing and Tim and Jason are on a mission to find him.

If this gains enough traction I might make a part two.

[talesfrommedinastation]

Muffin is the Bluey equivalent of Crosshair

SHUT UP. IT MAKES SENSE.

ALSO I'M DRUNK AND IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY. I LOVE U, TEXAS TECH, YOU DELIGHTFUL ENGINEERING DORK YOU. YOU REFUSE TO LOOK AT MY TUMBLR AND I REFUSE TO LOOK AT YOUR SEARCH HISTORY. IF THAT AIN'T 21ST CENTURY LOVE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

NOW WHERE WAS I?!?!?!

Ah, yes. Muffin and Crosshair.

Not the initial star of the show? Check.

A spoiled entitled lil thing that has a volatile relationship with authority? Check.

Comes into their own after being an absolutely awful piece for a few episodes? Check.

Mean to their siblings when alone but helpful when it finally calls for it? Check.

A force of due vengeance and righteousness when needed? Check. I mean have y'all SEEN 'Grannymobile'?!

They both wear grey and black, check, DUH.

Naw fam. For real. I don't know why I'm talking like the students I mentor but I digress.

Muffin. Crosshair. Same character arc.

Now, someone give her a granny scooter so she can wreak havoc on the Empire or set Hemlock or fire or hit CX-2 with a purse, I don't know.