#crack ideas

[y-rhywbeth2]

Bhaal encourages his kids to target Cyricists, and Bane demands them tortured, mutilated and put on public display so...

Fun bonding activities for the two cults, now that the bosses are friends: Everybody's partnered in a buddy system, Dark Hand to Deathbringer, and they hunt Cyricists for sport and kill them horribly. We have a scoreboard in the temples to show which pair is "winning."

Possibly a fun date idea too, but I don't know if Gortash is that into the actual act of hunting people for sport himself. I'm sure he could play some role in it while Durge does the actual physical seeking/hunting bit. I just don't know the name for that particular backseat driver role...

More seriously, I like the idea of them putting in a joint effort to target the local Cyricists.

[rarepears]

Can ghouls get Lyme disease?

Cause if so, then they would end up with the red meat allergy which would make them allergic to meat from mammals and humans are mammals so…

Maybe ticks are the ultimate superpower to fighting ghouls…

[talesfrommedinastation]

“Never get off the Bad Batch train! Keep making art, stories, edits!”

Cool, how about the Abduction of Psyche starring Deadpool and CX-2 who are clearly in love?

“Woah wait what?!”

I was high when I came up with this. Enjoy!

@eyecandyeoz @askwenjing @skellymom @deoxd @raevulsix @moosethren @perfectlywingedcrusade @techs-stitches @that-salmonberry-punk @ilikemymendarkandfictional @clownery-and-fuckery @wrenkenstein @thecoffeelorian

[superspoonie24]

Characters with lekku, montrals, horns, or any other sort of head protrusion sleep in the weirdest most concerning ways and you canNOT convince me otherwise.

Anakin has lost count of the amount of times he has walked in on Ahsoka face down, completely smothered into the pillow/floor/mat/bedroll and her ass up in the air for NO REASON AT ALL. Arm slung over her head and it can NOT be comfortable. Or face down like she just splat into concrete from 10 stories up and she HAS to be dead!?

So he wakes her up in a frantic haste, panicking more and more as he can't rouse her.

He calls kix and flips her over and he's kriff near starting chest compression or something when Ahsoka blearily asks, "Sk- Skyguy? Whatcha doin?"

And he throws his arms around her scolding her, holding her tight, muttering "dont ever scare me like that again!!"

And she mumbles okay

It happens again a week later.

He and the other regulars get used to it. But every so often a shiny will stumble upon Ahsoka sleeping like the dead and runs over panicking, calling for help. Obi-Wan or Anakin or Rex will go over and check on her. 'Check' meaning calling out her name, or random things to see what she might respond to this time, and look for any movement or noise. If she huffs, great. If she flips them off, even better.

They have a running tally of how many times they get flipped off, what the weirdest thing she has responded to is, who has gotten the angriest response, and every time they think she's *actually* dead.

It's a fun game. Especially when other Masters and Padawans and Clones join. Even better when someone else with lekku joins and sleeps in a concerning way.

Record so far is Master Ti, Master Secura, and Ahsoka all sleeping completely face down, non breathing, flipping them off when they checked on them. Jesse is so happy he snapped a holopic of it. He trades rations for copies of it. At least until Anakin confiscates it. (And shares it with the Jedi.)

This has been inspired by my weird ass sleeping positions and sleep demon doing weird things when i wake up. Enjoy! (Feel free to add images or examples. I tried finding some gifs but tumblr is as functional as ever :))))))) ) 🧡🤍💙

[theramblingsofadork]

Starline seems like the type of person who would enjoy having his home filled with tech optimized for maximum efficiency. 📱

Rivet is quite the opposite. She doesn’t mind things being low tech, as long as they work and get the job done. 📟

As such, I like to imagine this dynamic of theirs clashes a bit in the Restoration Arc of the AU when Starline gets swept up in an excited tech craze, and proceeds to go overboard technologifying his and Rivet’s shared living/work spaces.

One such upgrade being the installation of motion activated drawers that open when you wave your hand in front of them.

“They’re elegant looking and extremely effective, especially if your hands are full of say, robot parts.” He happily pitches to her.

Rivet’s fine with it at first; he’s excited and inspired after going through such a low spell, and she’s happy for him. But then… the drawers start not responding to her movements, locking her out while she’s working, or opening and hitting her when she isn’t trying to open them, and the upgrades start to get a bit… out of control. 🤣

While helpful at first, their work and living space quickly becomes overly inundated with a slew of upgraded smart appliances, automated systems, and every kind of obscure, specialty bot that you can think of.

One to take your coat and shoes when you come inside, one to update you on the news of the day, one to brush your teeth for you, to clean your glasses and goggles, speed boil water, sort the silverware drawer according to meal order and usage, pour the exact amount of desired sugar into your tea—!

Rivet finally has to call an intervention when she finds a robot that passes out eggs in their fridge. 😭🤣

[oplishin]

pathologic coffeeshop AU where the 3 healers run rival coffeeshops. Artemy returns home to discover his father has died and he must now inherit a coffeeshop. He still gets stabbed. Daniil comes from the capital to sell weird, avant garde coffee no one in the Town likes besides the Kains, who buy all of it. Clara summons “magic coffee” and no one is quite clear what it. does to you?? But it definitely does something

[marbelcrossovers]

More Uncle Doflamingo AU? 👀

"There's a weird man outside of school." Aizawa could hear the students whispering amongst themselves as he walked through the halls. It was the start of the school year and ever since All Might became a teacher, there had been groups of people camping outside of UA, waiting to see the No.1 hero. Reporters, crazy fans, and sometimes the shadier looking bunch also staked out there so Aizawa had gotten used to chasing them away. He couldn't do much about the reporters and fans but he could still advise them to not block the entrance, allowing the traffic to resume to normal or for the students to be able to get in and out. However, today when he got to the front gates, he didn't see the normal chaos. Instead, there was a shimmering purple lamborghini with its car door lifted up while a blond man leaned against it. He was tall, definitely over 2 meters in height and had a buzzcut. The man wore a white suit that was loosely buttoned and covered with floral patterns. A giant, fluffy pink feather coat was draped over his shoulders. Two gold chain necklaces adorned his neck. Pointed sunglasses and gold rings on each finger, he was a walking epitome of what flamboyant meant. It looked like he was waiting for someone. Aizawa wasn't sure who but somehow, he felt like the guy would be the type to pull out a bouquet of a hundred roses just like in the movies. The pro hero struggled to decide if he should tell the man to leave. It wasn't like he was blocking traffic or parking anywhere he shouldn't be. He also wasn't causing trouble...except for the fact that his mere presence cleared a three meter radius all around him. Aizawa suspected that was because no one wanted to risk accidentally scratching his car. The repair bills would be hell! But he was also attracting a lot of attention. All of the passerby were side-eyeing him with curiosity but the strange man didn't seem to notice at all. His face suddenly lit up and a grin broke out as he straightened up, waving excitedly towards Aizawa. No, not at Aizawa. At someone behind the hero. "Katsuki! Aren't you excited to see me? Come give Uncle Doffy a hug!" the man said as he extended his arms. ...And of course he had something to do with one of Aizawa's students. Aizawa turned around, only to see Bakugou with a look of embarrassed dread. The blond teen raced over and started shoving the man back into the car immediately. "I told you that you didn't have to pick me up! I'm not in elementary anymore!" he hissed with a flustered face. "And what the hideous fuck are you wearing? I'm telling Uncle Rosinante and Mom!" The man laughed hysterically as he climbed into the driver seat. "That's what you get for ignoring my calls, you brat. Now get in the car and let's go eat."

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

[talesfrommedinastation]

The Kaminoans were running out of Jango Fett’s DNA so they spliced Daddy Warcrimes with this guy:

Explains everything!

I don’t know how Targaryen #5,387 ended up on Tipoca City, maybe he got drunk and flew Caraxes thata way.

I figured out the true reason Crosshair is defective!

Its because his dad instincts didn't kick in immediately when he saw Omega, unlike every clone when they see a kid

[batsyheere]

"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.

"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."

Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.

"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.

"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."

MICE.

Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.

-What have I done to deserve this.

Enjoy your lessons Tim-

His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.

[rarepears]

Hope this works, and if it does i dont need to say more, i think.

Ps, its from a friends side blog and im doing this because they DARED to say: just throwing it into the void is enough, i dont think its THAT amazing.

HELL TO THE NAH!

https://www.tumblr.com/formyfanfics/727196633408913408/im-sorry-but-mdzs-crossover-with-kung-fu-panda-is?source=share

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[talesfrommedinastation]

In other news, Tech was rescued by another parentless hero who spends his free time working on gadgets, piloting/driving dangerous machines, solving problems, and being friends with aliens.

It works. Trust me.

Imagine how much Bruce would love having Goggles and his big ass brain around! I’d watch that HBO animated mini series.

(In case you couldn’t tell, I ship Tech with the most random characters that I find vaguely unique and interesting. He’s literally my little plastic doll that I dry hump with other little plastic dolls while on Zoom calls for work)

[lurukifennecfox]

Danny was utterly unamused with current situation.

current situation being he was stuck as phantom babysitting his own corpse. because apparently if you summon a Halfa just the wrong way they get split into a full ghost and a zombie which currently was trying to climb a fire escape for some ancients forsaken reason!! why'd they even summon some protector spirit from Illenois? why is it doing a backflip? How does it know how???

what's worse is he's currently in Gotham because Jazz wanted to go to Gotham U and his parents decided it was a good idea to do a family vacation together in the America's most crime ridden city. and he hasn't got a chance to tell them yet about the whole halfa thing and he's not telling them now while HOLY SHIT HOW HE GOT IMPALED he looked away for ONE MOMENT!!

Danny just lost track of his corpse... in gotham

why's his zombie so restless again?

the bats are now looking at a ghost who is chasing a talon around gotham. which is concerning.

danny meanwhile:

Phantom: Daniel James Fenton YOU WILL NOT COMMIT MURDER LIKE THAT

Talon Danny's corpse: 🦉

[iamespecter]

Never let me listen to good FNAF music (A Pizza the Action and Total Insecurity) while thinking about The Amazing Digital Circus because shit like this happens

And it doesn't end there

Pomni (Vanny suit ver.) and Glamrock Ragatha (Chica)

Glamrock Jax (Montgomery) and Zooble (Roxanne)

Kinger (Blob) and Gangle (Sun/Moon)

I don't think I'm going to do anything with this idea honestly, It's purely crack, and a one-off thing for funsies. Anyways my hands hurt so I'm going to be taking a day off lmao

[oplishin]

Josuke could theoretically run the worlds worst plastic surgery clinic where he punches you so hard he breaks your whole face and then hopefully (hopefully!!!) fixes it in aesthetic way. If it doesn’t work he’ll just try again

[flamingpudding]

Little Snippets #1

"Father, please do not scare the children."

"FATHER?"

Alfred let out a sigh at the children's reaction as well as his own fathers sheepish laugh as the man scratched the back of his head. Once more he couldn't help but marvel at how young his own father looked. But then again the fact that his father was by now a timeless being and rule of an entire realm likely contributed to it. He glanced at the still shell shocked children and stoic Bruce, a part of him took a bit of pleasure in their shock.

"Master Bruce, may I introduce to you my father." Alfred hummed indicating to the floating man with blazing white hair and glowing green eyes in regal clothing, well aside from the damned jumpsuit his own mother had never refrained from complaining about.

"Daniel James Fenton." The butler continued eyes crinkling with a smile as he watched his charges. "Ruler of the Infinite Realms."

"Just Danny is fine. Honestly it must be your mothers influence with how formal you turned out Al..." The man, Danny added reaching a hand out to ruffle Alfred's hair that Alfred sidestepped. Not because he didn't like his fathers show of affection, no because he had appearance to uphold and he didn't need to shock the children any more than he already had.

"T-that must be a joke, right Alfie...?" Jason spoke up being the first one to regain his ability to speak coherently.

"I am afraid not Master Jason. This man is indeed my father." Alfred hummed amused, he would think that with their near daily dealings with villains, aliens, supernatural and other beings they would be less shocked. But as it seemed his family didn't seem able to warp their heads around this. Surely they must have suspected some sort of supernatural connection to him, after all how do they think he was able to keep the entire Manor as clean as it is? He had his pocketwatch from his grandfather as his secret weapon after all.