#what am I doing

[rainingbaconbits]

Fuck you

Swaps your Weezer and your Beatles

[peachebo]

secret lab!au

[barkeroodle]

… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out

[iamespecter]

Never let me listen to good FNAF music (A Pizza the Action and Total Insecurity) while thinking about The Amazing Digital Circus because shit like this happens

And it doesn't end there

Pomni (Vanny suit ver.) and Glamrock Ragatha (Chica)

Glamrock Jax (Montgomery) and Zooble (Roxanne)

Kinger (Blob) and Gangle (Sun/Moon)

I don't think I'm going to do anything with this idea honestly, It's purely crack, and a one-off thing for funsies. Anyways my hands hurt so I'm going to be taking a day off lmao

[radiance1]

"Okay, so." Danny began slowly, very, very slowly. Testing the rope that bound his arms behind his back. "This is new... Ish."

"Sorry, sorry." The kid Danny had, unfortunately (but also fortunately), saved from multiple kidnappings from cultists. Said, hands raised in his direction but also not going any further and instead fidgeting in place. "Are they too tight? Do you want me to loosen them?"

"No, no. They're fine." Danny shrugged, silently hoping the Infinite Realms isn't going to smite the unfortunate boy across from him for, you know, kidnapping Danny and all that. "I would say this is one of the more comfortable kidnappings, to be honest."

"Oh, okay. That's good." The kid nodded slowly, though a bit hesitant before deciding not to follow that line of conversation. "Alright, so, my name's Billy." Billy introduced him, rubbing the back of his neck with his hand as he gave an awkward smile. "Y'know, the guy you saved from multiple kidnappings and, uh, kidnapped you too."

"Cool, cool." Danny hummed lightly, leaning back against the wall. "Name's Danny, nice to meet you Billy."

"I thought your name was Phantom?" Billy asked, understandably confused.

"It is." Danny confirmed.

"But your name is also, Danny?" Billy tilted his head a bit.

"Yes." Danny said, unhelpfully.

"Is Danny your secret identity?" Billy asked.

"Nope."

"Is Phantom your secret identity?"

"Yes but no."

A beat.

"That makes no sense." Billy said flatly.

"What can I say," Danny shrugged. "Not a lot of things in my life make sense."

"Right, yea." Billy nodded politely, drumming his fingers against his leg. "Interdimensional prince and stuff."

"Yea."

A moment of silence.

"So-" Billy began.

"No, the Ghost King isn't going to hunt you down. No, every other ghost in existence isn't going to hunt you down either and, no. This isn't going to start a war."

Billy blinked.

"Not what I was going to ask, but okay. That's nice to know." He nodded, a certain amount of relief unknotting unknown pressure in his chest he only knew till now.

"Oh." Danny blinked, then tilted his head. "Soooo, what did you want to ask then?"

"Do you want to be my boyfriend-"

"Yes."

===

"Let's fucking GOOOOOO!" Zeus roared, throwing his fists into the air. "Haha! Take that Solomon! I told you it would work!"

Solomon pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed in exasperation, reaching into his robe and pulling out 5 gold coins.

"Thank-a you!" Mercury swiped the money right out of his hands then hid them... Somewhere, on his body. Then gave Solomon a wink. "Pleasure doing business with ya!"

===

"Oh, it finally happened." Clockwork remarked calmly, barely pausing as he continued to run the comb through hair.

"The Realms seem out of sorts." Pariah Dark said slowly, twisting his head to try to look back at Clockwork only to turn it right back from the gentle whack of Clockwork's staff. "Should I be concerned?"

"No," Clockwork said casually, running the comb through his king's hair. Honestly, it amazed him that Eons of Eternal Slumber, yet his hair wasn't a rat's nest. "Let it sort itself out, it shall be done in the next century, or the next two millennium, either or."

"You're unsure?" Pariah tilted his head forwards the slightest amount, doing so very carefully as to not disturb the Master of Time's work.

"A rough estimate, though I can give a more accurate statement," Clockwork hummed lightly as he combed through the few knots left. "It is unimportant."

"Ah," Pariah Dark, both trusting and not knowing enough about said subject seeing as he does not have dominion over time, nodded slightly. "I see."

===

The Infinite Realms was very, very happy to see one of its blorbos gain a lover.

It knew interrupting various kidnappings and marking the boy as a good Realms token so they could meet would work out eventually!

[somethingwrongwithit]

Lmao cringe.

[catguts2]

whoa first tumblr post eek heres a lil community 4 u

[pxuvalentinx]

nsfw, nanami kento x fem!reader, reqs are open<3

  Salary worker!Nanami, who often caught himself staring at you. His hand supported his head, while his eyes stared intensely at you. Often, he wouldn't even notice that he was staring in the first place. He would get slightly embarrassed as soon as he snapped back to reality and saw you looking back at him.

Salary worker!Nanami, who often came by your desk and asked if you needed any help with your work. It was a nice and innocent gesture, you thought. Considering that you didn't mind at first, he would come over more often to the point where your desk practically became his, as he was there 24/7.

Salary worker!Nanami, who would become practically feral whenever he saw you in that tight skirt that hugged your curves so nicely. Or the tucked-in shirt that was pretty see-through from certain angles and specific lighting. He made sure to take an extra look whenever you wore a vibrant colored bra. He always took a mental picture.

Salary worker!Nanami, who, much to his disgrace, would always get aroused in the middle of meetings while thinking about you. He would always have to stay a little longer in the meeting room, pretending to look over important documents, while in reality, his dick poked against the fabric of his pants.

Salary worker!Nanami, who knows that it's super unprofessional to think about his co-worker like that, but he just couldn't help it. He couldn't help but imagine your mouth taking his dick in full, with tears and mascara streaming down your cheeks. And - ah, he's hard again.

Salary worker!Nanami, who finally gathers the courage to ask you to go grab some coffee with him. Luckily, you said yes. Little did you know that you were going to end up face down, ass up in his bed.

Salary worker!Nanami, who now has the opportunity to tease your pretty little pussy in the middle of meetings. He asks you to keep quiet while his fingers slide in between your folds, moving in and out slowly. He never lets you cum, but that is a task for alone time in the elevator afterward. What a great day to have oblivious co-workers.

Salary worker!Nanami, who stays longer than necessary, only to bend you over your work desk and make you orgasm over and over again, causing you to squirt all over the floor. His hands tightly grip your ass, occasionally pulling your head back by the hair to spit into your mouth. He has ruined many of your precious skirts by now.

Salary worker!Nanami, who sometimes forgets to fix his tie after fucking you in a meeting room, all in secret. His hair is all messy, and the buttons on his blouse don't align at all. Some of his co-workers point it out and ask what happened. If only they knew.

[heartdoomed]

I accidentally turned Heisenberg into a hairy butch lesbo (help me)

[beepboopappreciation]

I saw this screenshot and had an idea

[sukunasucker]

imagine yuta sucking on those tiddies 🤤😈

he acts so shy, when you sit on his lap like its nothing, hovering your tits in front of him like a treat, and tell him to suck

he almost has the audacity to ask how you can say something so bold..

but he cant make out words, not when he's making out with one of your soft nipples

he didn't have time to think w his head ! or.. yk..

its a chilling comparison to him now

you thought it'd be a fun thing to fluster him, keep him shy and needy.. little did you know, it ONLY made him needy

every night, morning, second away from training, shower, meal, he's begging.

he already would fall asleep with his head rested right against your sternum, but now he looks up at you with tears in his eyes like he'd have nightmares if he couldn't fall asleep with them in his mouth

in the morning, you wake up to him at your knees, already begging for a taste, claiming he needed it for good luck on his mission later !

when you're training with him, its not surprising for anyone to see him making silly, careless mistakes. the truth is, he really doesn't care ! he's hoping being clueless will make you snap and shove yourself into his face again

and it always works, when he cant focus, and you have to drag him out to the bathroom and feign annoyance as you give him what he wants so he can stop fussing and do his work

and it always keeps going, despite it being the third time this day, before getting into the shower, he licks and sucks the sweat from them no matter how gross you insist it is, in the shower, he's catching every drop of water onto his tongue, and sliding it across where you're sensitive, and even after, he sucks them dry, just to rewet them

even when you're preparing dinner, he insists he's hungry for something else.. such a needy boy

[necrominn]

so very fond of you leviathan obey me

(praying i don't get doxxed because i made him a little fat pathetic loser)

don't mind the body inconsistencies some are from months ago

note: just to clarify, that's acne, not freckles

[charlesxavierthirster3000]

Guys...... X men 97 scott summers is SOO bad......... Please hear me out......... 😭😭😭😭😭 Why is he the inly one serving cunt here this is so embarrassing ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Who is this DIVA 💜

BRO wtfffffff why is he such a slut in this 😭😭😭😭😭 HE WAS LITERALLY TIED UP WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF THE FIRST EPISODE TOO LIKe?????????? Also u guys should really watch x men 97 its really funny and cool totes anyways logan angst WILL be soon i swear (i literally said rhat ystd dont trust md)

[skeptical-saniwa]

The Sunday thought of the week:

Ok what if when Sunday’s frustratedly jealous & upset because you’re clueless about his feelings towards you (how many times has he made it obvious?) & you go on dates with other people

& since he doesn’t want to admit that, he just subconsciously flaps his wings real fast as he listens to you talk about your dating escapades🧍‍♀️

[radiance1]

Raven: Phantom. What the hell did you do.

Phantom: I called for backup :)

Dragon!Pariah Dark, breaking through the space between dimensions: [Lunges at Trigon]

Trigon: [Gets pissy because this is HIS world to conquer why is the Ghost King getting all pissy now]

Phantom: :D [Silent thumbs up towards Raven]

Raven:

Raven: Feel like helping me jump my dad alongside your dad?

Phantom: Didn't even have to ask.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

I’m just gonna leave this here before I convince myself not to