#what am I doing

[limesgarden]

(og card under cut)

[sillier-than-thou]

[spoilers for TMA!]

This video didn’t get enough attention (probably because it’s almost unwatchable) so I wrote down some of my favorite quotes:

Jared Hopworth: Bless this flesh prison! I want it to be… FLESHIER! I’m going to take your ribs!

Jonathan Sims: I think I’m being stalked by tape recorders.

Mary Keay: When you die you will rot? More like… when you die you will BOOK.

Gertrude Robinson: Kilbride, space man, vastness man. I’m throwing you into a hole. Yeah, I’m going to throw you into a hole. To cause an earthquake. Uh, space man. You’ve been to space, now you’re going into the hole. Bye!

Hazel Rutter: Hello Jon, apologies for the deception.

Daisy Tonner: Police brutality is awesome, I love police brutality, it’s great. Do you wanna see my fursona?

Anatomy Students: Hey teethcher. Thank you for teaching us how human organs work. Here’s an apple! The apple is smiling. The apple has teeth. Human teeth. It’s a smiling apple. Heh, yeah. Teethcher. It’s teeth, teeth like teeth+cher. Teacher. …I hope you like it!

Gertrude Robinson: Oh, I see, your pig is evil? You have an evil pig problem? Hm. Just cover it in fucking concrete. Pour concrete on the evil pig. Duh! Glad I could help you out with that.

Mikaele Salesa: Here’s a vase. It’s a homophobic vase. The vase is a homophobe. And I’m going to sell this vase to a gay man, and it’s going to steal his husband. Yeah.

Jonathan Sims: My name is Jon, The Archivist. And the founder of this institute is called… JONAH? Woah, we’re name twins! This is so exciting!

Grant Walker: Let’s play a board game! Let’s play snakes and la… l… la… la.. ladder… l- ladder… uhm… oh god. I GOTTA GO!

Gertrude Robinson: Nice flesh hole you got there. Flesh church. Yeah. You’ve got a nice… meat filled hole going by that church there. I have a BOMB.

And here’s the quotes but with my stuttering included:

Gertrude Robinson: K-Kilbride.. s-space man.. va-vastness man. I’m.. I’m throwing you into a hole. Yeah, I’m going to.. throw you into an hole-… into a hole. Uhm, t-to cause an earthquake. Uh.. space man. K-Kilbride is a really weird last name by the way (rude??). Uhm, you’ve been to space, now you’re going to-.. into the hole. Uhh.. bye!

Daisy Tonner: Police brutality i-is is awesome, I.. I love police brutality it’s… it’s great. Do you wanna see my fursona?

Anatomy Students: Uhm… hey te-teethcher. Uh.. thank you.. for teaching us how.. how human organs work. Uhh.. Here’s an apple! The apple is.. the apple is smiling. The apple.. has.. has teeth. Hu-human teeth. It’s a smiling apple. Heh, yeah. Te-teethcher. It’s teeth, teeth l-like teeth+cher. Teacher. …I hope you like it!

Gertrude Robinson: Oh, uhm.. I see, y-your pig… your pig is evil? You have a-an evil pig problem? Hm. Just covereted it-… just cover it in fucking concrete. Pour concrete on the evil pig. Duh! Gla-glad I could help you out with that.

Mikaele Salesa: Uhh, here’s… here’s a vase. It’s.. it’s a homophobic vase. The vase is a homophobe uhmm and I’m going to sell this vase to- to.. to a gay man a-and it’s.. it’s going to steal his husband. Uhh… yeah.

Jonathan Sims: My name is Jon, The Archivist. And uh, t-the founder of this institute is called uhh… J-JONAH? Woah, we’re name twins! This is so exciting!

Gertrude Robinson: Uh.. nice flesh hole you got there.. f-flesh church… uhm.. yeah. Y-you- you’ve got a nice… meat filled hole going.. by that church there, uhh… I have a BOMB.

Figured I’d post this on here as well because why not, this is so stupid :3

[peachebo]

secret lab!au

[barkeroodle]

… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out

[iamespecter]

Never let me listen to good FNAF music (A Pizza the Action and Total Insecurity) while thinking about The Amazing Digital Circus because shit like this happens

And it doesn't end there

Pomni (Vanny suit ver.) and Glamrock Ragatha (Chica)

Glamrock Jax (Montgomery) and Zooble (Roxanne)

Kinger (Blob) and Gangle (Sun/Moon)

I don't think I'm going to do anything with this idea honestly, It's purely crack, and a one-off thing for funsies. Anyways my hands hurt so I'm going to be taking a day off lmao

[skeptical-saniwa]

POV u wake up next to him (wip)

[drizzledrawings]

Boyf- riends fanart in 2024

[radiance1]

"Okay, so." Danny began slowly, very, very slowly. Testing the rope that bound his arms behind his back. "This is new... Ish."

"Sorry, sorry." The kid Danny had, unfortunately (but also fortunately), saved from multiple kidnappings from cultists. Said, hands raised in his direction but also not going any further and instead fidgeting in place. "Are they too tight? Do you want me to loosen them?"

"No, no. They're fine." Danny shrugged, silently hoping the Infinite Realms isn't going to smite the unfortunate boy across from him for, you know, kidnapping Danny and all that. "I would say this is one of the more comfortable kidnappings, to be honest."

"Oh, okay. That's good." The kid nodded slowly, though a bit hesitant before deciding not to follow that line of conversation. "Alright, so, my name's Billy." Billy introduced him, rubbing the back of his neck with his hand as he gave an awkward smile. "Y'know, the guy you saved from multiple kidnappings and, uh, kidnapped you too."

"Cool, cool." Danny hummed lightly, leaning back against the wall. "Name's Danny, nice to meet you Billy."

"I thought your name was Phantom?" Billy asked, understandably confused.

"It is." Danny confirmed.

"But your name is also, Danny?" Billy tilted his head a bit.

"Yes." Danny said, unhelpfully.

"Is Danny your secret identity?" Billy asked.

"Nope."

"Is Phantom your secret identity?"

"Yes but no."

A beat.

"That makes no sense." Billy said flatly.

"What can I say," Danny shrugged. "Not a lot of things in my life make sense."

"Right, yea." Billy nodded politely, drumming his fingers against his leg. "Interdimensional prince and stuff."

"Yea."

A moment of silence.

"So-" Billy began.

"No, the Ghost King isn't going to hunt you down. No, every other ghost in existence isn't going to hunt you down either and, no. This isn't going to start a war."

Billy blinked.

"Not what I was going to ask, but okay. That's nice to know." He nodded, a certain amount of relief unknotting unknown pressure in his chest he only knew till now.

"Oh." Danny blinked, then tilted his head. "Soooo, what did you want to ask then?"

"Do you want to be my boyfriend-"

"Yes."

===

"Let's fucking GOOOOOO!" Zeus roared, throwing his fists into the air. "Haha! Take that Solomon! I told you it would work!"

Solomon pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed in exasperation, reaching into his robe and pulling out 5 gold coins.

"Thank-a you!" Mercury swiped the money right out of his hands then hid them... Somewhere, on his body. Then gave Solomon a wink. "Pleasure doing business with ya!"

===

"Oh, it finally happened." Clockwork remarked calmly, barely pausing as he continued to run the comb through hair.

"The Realms seem out of sorts." Pariah Dark said slowly, twisting his head to try to look back at Clockwork only to turn it right back from the gentle whack of Clockwork's staff. "Should I be concerned?"

"No," Clockwork said casually, running the comb through his king's hair. Honestly, it amazed him that Eons of Eternal Slumber, yet his hair wasn't a rat's nest. "Let it sort itself out, it shall be done in the next century, or the next two millennium, either or."

"You're unsure?" Pariah tilted his head forwards the slightest amount, doing so very carefully as to not disturb the Master of Time's work.

"A rough estimate, though I can give a more accurate statement," Clockwork hummed lightly as he combed through the few knots left. "It is unimportant."

"Ah," Pariah Dark, both trusting and not knowing enough about said subject seeing as he does not have dominion over time, nodded slightly. "I see."

===

The Infinite Realms was very, very happy to see one of its blorbos gain a lover.

It knew interrupting various kidnappings and marking the boy as a good Realms token so they could meet would work out eventually!

[mirxia09]

Kagaya🌸💜👑

[pppppp60777]

Love bird

A lil'spicy down here

Bite (Sg Optimus x Og Ratchet)

I'm so scared tbh. This doesn't count as nsfw right?

[vxlenst3in]

Punishment | Luka x Fem!Reader

After some issues, your 'secret relationship' with Luka got revealed by the Aliens. The both of you had expected a harsh punishment, and that you got - just a little different than initially expected. warnings » fem!reader, worshipping, voyeurism, sort of public sex?, toy usage, bondage, overstimulation, orgasm denial, a ruined pair of pants, came untouched? also sort of again, very little mentions of death, torture and so on, body parts going numb

Luka wasn’t a weak man…but, oh, the man he became when it came to you? How could he not worship the ground that you walk on? What kind of man would he be, if he didn’t do anything for his pretty little girlfriend. Your entire relationship was a secret thing, no one could know, no one would ever know. Or so you thought.

But god, if you would’ve known what they’d do to the both of you as soon as they found out? Maybe your little relationship would’ve been a tad more public. 

Aliens loved one thing — they loved to torture their humans or so called pets. Make them do stuff solely for the alien’s pleasure, treat them as their slaves, punish and push them till death was near. The both of you had overstepped a line, disobeyed a rule, an important one as it is. So punishing you was only fair, right?

This was only fair, you thought, or at least you tried, as the little bud on your clit made you squirm and thrusts your hips in the air without even knowing. Legs were tied to both the armrests of the chair you sat on. 

Well sort of.

Actually you sat on the comfy lap of your pretty blonde boyfriend. His arms tied together behind the chair, while his legs were tied to the chair itself. His rock hard boner was long forgotten, at least by you, but Luka could feel his boner so well, it was like he forgot how to feel anything else. All of your senses were overwhelmed as you chased your high, for what felt like the 5th time tonight. While the blonde hadn’t cum once, understandably frustrated by now.

The also long forgotten audience of aliens in front of you, would make fascinated sounds whenever you let out a particularly high pitched moan, or again, squirted all over your boyfriends pants. All eyes on the two of you. 

Luka has never been this whiny before. Who would’ve thought this charming man could turn into such a pathetic boy, once he’s being denied of what he loves the most. All he could do was bite into your neck, lightly thrust his hips up for any kind of friction. But it wasn’t enough. No, he just couldn’t cum like this. It was driving him crazy. All he wanted was to feel your honeysweet warmth engulf him, take him in and finally let him fuck all that pent up energy out. The blonde's head was spinning, he felt like he was gonna die if he didn't get any relief soon.

You cursed out his name over and over again. A hint of guilt washing over you considering how you took all the pleasure for yourself, even though there wasn’t really another option. “Ughh…gonna…fffuckk..cumming again!” Your words were like a soothing song to his ears. No matter how bad he wanted to finish, hearing you cum like this, was just getting him one step closer to his own release. 

The buzz of the vibrator ran through your whole body by now. Your once intelligent brain turning into mush. “Have such a beautiful lady…on top of me..haaah..” He cooed at you. Luka sounded so out of breath. You bet on everything, he looked so good right now. Covered in beads of sweat, his eyes almost teary, while his usually neatly kept hair was a mess.

After your orgasm had successfully washed over you, your hips went limb. The pool between your legs, including the vibrator strapped against it, was now engulfing the blonde’s bulge. Luka’s hips immediately jerked up, he was chasing that pleasure, chasing the friction that little vibrator provided him. Oh, and just in that moment, Hell let loose inside of him. Built up saliva slowly ran down his chin, his mouth wide agape. At the sudden change in his behavior, you slowly turned your head back. 

His clothed dick repeatedly bumped against your entrance and clit covered by the vibrator. If you hadn’t been so terribly overstimulated, this might’ve been heaven.  “Oh…Oh! My pretty Darling….Shit..Oh gonna cum…gonna finally…!” And that’s when he went still. His bulge firmly pressed against your cunt, as he ruined his pants. God, and he was coming loads. All that built up tension releasing all at once. In between your hazy thoughts, you could hear the crowd of aliens cheering, almost over-sounding Luka’s ragged breaths in your ear. You felt his legs tremble, the overwhelming pleasure slowly fading.

In all this shock, overstimulation and pleasure, you didn’t even notice that the buzzing had stopped. It allowed you and Luka to catch your breath. It was finally over? You hoped. Maybe you could finally take a warm bath and soot-

bzzzz Oh.

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[goofygoosequak]

Merry Christmas 😀

( I’m getting addicted to ninjago )

[stolenorchids]

the marauders as shit my friends have said - pt. 3

Sirius - I'm not even straight

Remus - same

Sirius - *makes kiss face to Remus*

James - ayo!!

*Sirius and Remus kiss*

James - *wide eyed*

James - caught you guys in 4k.

James - ultra HD.

Sirius - you didn't catch shit, bitch

James - I saw yall kiss

Regulus - *just now walking into the room* well they are kinda dating you know *raising eyebrow*

James - *even more wide eyed* WHAT?!

[broadwaylewzur]

whoa first tumblr post eek heres a lil community 4 u

[jellyfishsempai]

I wish we got a real reunion