#fake shooting

[13thpythagoras]

here's a question every journalist should be asking, why did trump's "gunshot wound" bleed profusely while his head was turned, and then stop bleeding instantly as soon as he faced the audience again?

why did it explode with alleged "blood" only for that wound to instantly heal up? I've experienced head-wounds before, the kind that start with a lot of blood, the thing is, they keep fucking bleeding! LMAO it's either cauterized and didn't bleed at all, or it's gotta keep bleeding for at least 20 minutes or until someone closes it

If the bullet cauterized the wound (he'd be missing a piece of his ear like Holyfield and he's simply not), and there would NOT have even been ANY blood, and it would have also grazed his skull flesh, it would have been much worse if it was real in any way, he should have a bandage on the entire SIDE OF HIS HEAD if this was in ANY way shape or form legit or real or not a theatrical production

I mean come the fuck on, Trump didn't even have the balls to cut off part of his ear to add to the validity of this stunt

[isimp4shrimp]

Dnd gang as that olympics shooting meme (one of the squads of all time truly)

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[leadmetothegardenbetty]

ethel cain was so real for writing "I wanna, uh, him in the back of his mom's Mercury / he looks like he works with his hands, and smells like Marlboro Reds / it makes me so, uh, and I can't get enough of it" abt kyle gallner (no need to fact check that!)

[harasharaved]

The fact that Judaism is trending because of both the wave of bomb threats on synagogues and Bradley Cooper's Antisemitism Adventure (his huge fake prosthetic nose, and him basically stealing the story from a Jewish man) is so infuriating and so exhaustingly typical.

The fact that I see Judaism trending on Tumblr and immediately think "oh no. Something Bad is happening to us." We're never trending cause it's fucking good. I never get to be excited, it's just cold dread.

The fact that Antisemitism is getting worse everyday and the only ones who ever talk about it are other Jews. The fact that no one else fucking cares. The only ones who support us are other Jews. Even when gentiles talk about Nazis or white supremacists they don't want to help us. We're just their prop, the canary in the coal mine and the perfect victim.

The fact that everyone's uncomfortable with Jews still being here. Reminding them of things they'd rather forget.

The fact that it'd be easier for them if we were all dead. Then they could tell stories about our people, dressed in offensive caricatures, without us making a fuss.

[staab]

[redsray]

Red Robin Au where after Battle for the Cowl, Jason (instead of donning that ridiculous pill helmet) goes back to visit Talia and blow off some steam with the LOA; it's an effective way to do so at first, as long as he keeps Ra's at arms length and has all the Bats away from him. Except is that Timothy fucking Drake working with Ra's al Ghul.

So now Jason's like oh my god are you kidding me why is Tim here working with Ra's of all people??? Last he checked, Dick was Batman now and Tim was part of that gaggle of Robins in Gotham. Not here, in Nanda Parbat.

Tim, fresh from a splenectomy: Jason?!

Jason: What the fuck are you doing here?

Tim: ??? I could ask you the same question??

Jason: No the fuck you couldn't?? I trained with Talia and now I'm back here for a bit, and I'm not the one missing an organ right now?! Why aren't you back with Dickbat in Gotham??

Tim: Well. Let's say I'm not Robin anymore

Jason: ... Not... Robin?

Tim, scowling: Dick gave it to Damian.

Jason: Dick is Batman for like a month and already gave the traffic light leggings to a mini assassin? Nice.

Tim: Ugh

Jason: And... this was enough reason to run away and get impaled by assassins in Iraq? While working with Ra's al Ghul?

Tim: Well, not really. I need to find Bruce, and Ra's is the only one who will help me. Even if he's a freak of nature.

Jason: Bruce... are we talkin' about another Bruce or did I miss a memo? Bruce is dead, Timbo.

Tim: He's not. He's trapped in the timestream and trying to get back. And don't- don't tell me I'm going insane with grief or in denial. Laugh all you want, then leave. I don't need this shit again.

Jason: Trapped in time? Damn motherfucker can't even stay dead?

Tim: ... You believe me?

Jason: Sure. Not the craziest shit we've seen. I have a feeling you wouldn't go as far as Ra's if you were actually going off nothing. (mumbling) stealing my schtick. What a bastard.

Tim, blinking: Wow. That... just wow. That was easy. Dick thought I was losing it with grief and so has everyone else.

Jason, shrugging: B is definitely stubborn enough to get lost in time instead of dying and, frankly, I know what being off yer rocker looks like, and this ain't it. I climbed out of my grave, for god's sake, is time shit really off the table? Wouldn't hurt t'look if the old man's still kickin'.

Tim: Uh-

Jason: First stop: away from Ra's, preferably. Talia's not bad, but Ra's is a whole other can of worms. Get up or I drag you.

[foolishlovers]

anything can be a good omens au if you’re unhinged enough

[cleocatrablossy]

She would be a haunted house kid in high school.

After this it was agreed that Mabel has to give some warning before she pops up after more practice so as to not give anyone a heart attack.

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[sarcasticamaleont]

I firmly believe that Jayce either saw the future or what exactly is the hexcore and did what he did because he knew was necessary.

But you know what would be absolutely devastating?

If it was future Viktor to ask him to do that.

Viktor who was lost to the hexcore for so long and for one last second resurfaced and asked Jayce to avoid all the horror that it brought and to just destroy it.

Jayce agreeing in tears, knowing his partner is suffering and feels guilty for all the things the hexcore had made him doing. Accepting to do what he could not bring himself the first time.

[svnnyd4ys]

SFTH character tweets!!

[buried-l0cket]

I’ve got boxes full of Vash the Stampede

[sugarcarnation]

bringing up these two panels again (because i love them) but it seems like dazai was genuinely surprised and angry at chuuya shooting him. so what if dazai did have a plan but chuuya is acting outside of his predictions??

[steveyockey]

it literally does get better when you get to move out and have your own life and it might be a lot different than you thought it would be but you get to play laser tag with your coworkers and that can be enough

[fist-of-vengeance]

Ben Linus + textposts the sequel

[deadxdoll]