#sfth sally

[svnnyd4ys]

SFTH character tweets!!

[youling-the-ghost]

To all sfth fanfiction authors/readers: there are some weird issues happening with the sfth tags on ao3, namely that the ship tags are all being sorted under the Beetroots & Murder fandom for some reason.

Here's an example. The ditch ship tag (which hasn't been wrangled yet btw and that's another issue) being listed as a child tag of Beetroots & Murder.

This is really just a minor issue that shouldn't affect user experience at all, I just thought it would be worth sharing just in case :]

Also, I know that a lot of us are very frustrated at the fact that the Shoot from the Hip - Fandom tag redirects to British Comedy RPF, and I've emailed the ao3 team about both problems. Hopefully I'll get a reply soon, but they're also probably quite busy, so it could take a while haha ^^;

[rubber-glovs]

Guys in computer science/coding class I did it about Leftenmost window😼😼

[friendofthesharks]

SFTH Incorrect Quotes (Longform Edition)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Egbert’s Wife: just once in my life I want to get up in the morning without going through the seven stages of grief first

Sally: what are the extra two?

Egbert’s Wife: Denial 2 and astral projection

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Titch: wow, they really hate us

Derek: perhaps they’re homophobic

Titch: but we’re not gay, Derek

Derek:

Titch:

Derek: we’re not?

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Bubba: being gay is a constant battle between “I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “hey, let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and I think that’s very sexy of us

Jeremiah: if the window’s open and you time it right, you can do both

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Xavier, trying to flirt: so, you come here often?

Sarah: I mean, this is my house, so yeah

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Nigel: time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Andrew: *sobbing*

Nigel: look, I’m not sure where to go with that

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Jemima: Peter, can I speak to you for a minute? In private?

Peter: ooh, somebody’s in trouble.

Jemima:

Peter: it’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

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Marty Sr: Marty’s at that very special age where a boy only has one thing on their mind.

Doctor: girls?

Marty Jr: Homicide.

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Beetroots MC, comforting Justin: what’s the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of arson? We’ve all been there.

[dead-eyes-roll]

sfth obsession coming back… can’t stop quoting it-

“when the chat is away, the souris will play… jouer!! i’m learning french as i go” / “it’s skin- HUMAN SKIN”

“huh, that’s a new word i’ve learnt. sex! … fucking sex!” / “SWALLOWWWW”

“why would you bring up hands, that’s offensive” “you blew my legs off” “okay”/ “a part of you always stays on that battlefield” “yeah my FUCKING LEGS”

“i don’t hear anything” “come on now.” “cushion for the pushin” / “do you think sally’s prettier than me?” “well she’s got good cheekbones, you know how i like cheekbones” “WOW OKAY you could’ve just said no, but okay” / “the woman in our family have always had a gift” “o…kay??” / “MOTHER I DONT THINK WE’RE INSURED FOR THIS” / “OH MY MIGRAINES”

“a CONDOM de-vid. you said you left behind no evidence” / “i don’t need anymore evidence like THAT ONE IN THERE” / “OOHS YER DAD”

“mummy i had another one of my, FUTURE DR-AMES!!” / “when i have a dream and it come TRUEEE” / “me and your father are fucking” / “my body is a temple that houses the RRRRRRRAGE OF THOUSANDS” / “you think i get my football prowess from fucking my wife? i beat you seven-nil when i was NINE YEARS OLD” / “and my wife’s still aliveeeee”

“take a seat… no no, take a *seat*” / “i was raised in a nunnery, BITCH”

edit: added more

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

All of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory (but remembers 90% of the sentences they make up) pt. 4

16) The Cardboard Stegosaurus

Cliff missing his wife and Chip having seizures because something something British and French

17) The Ingredients

Tom pronouncing paella wrong (I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S IN THIS PLAY OR IF I'M MIXING THINGS UP AGAIN) and that one scene with the screams

18) The Excited Chinchilla

Murderous German chinchilla from the WAAR!! because unsnipped chinchillas become evil (I think a political figure was in this play, I just don't remember who it was something like. Teresa?)

19) The Prime Minister's First Day

Something something politics I don't really remember anything from this play that stuck with me

20) The Leftenmost Window

Tom plays an important character I swear, Sam playing the wife who I'm pretty sure is unnamed, Luke playing Egburt and Sally (they're definitely in my top 10 favorite Luke characters), AJ fucking things up /aff

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[i-may-be-an-emu]

thank you so much for the tag!!

open tags because my memory is so bad I’m so sorry

Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits – as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most

Thanks for the tag @eternalergo and @corffiser 🌟

No pressure tagging: @six-demon-bag, @andromedaholic, @zemos-bathrobe, @ithilien-wolf, @coffee-without-anesthetics

[svnnyd4ys]

go ahead and imagine yourself in Sally Xavier-Leftenmostwindow's shoes after the events of TLW for a minute.

how could you ever trust anyone in your family ever again?

your mother used her fucking superpower to make you think you fucked your sister's husband, which is just- majorly fucked up, on so many levels.

your sister has the same fucking superpower, which is just- unfair!

your father's fine, most of the time, but Samantha and Mother both need him more, so when have you ever gotten anything from him?? you had to practically jump him to get any sort of information, but you still wear the act of being 'Daddy's Little Princess' because Samantha cannot take another thing from you.

she has Egbert (which is fine, you don't even want that life anyway) but people are talking.

about you, about the family, about the scullery maid you got sent away- Sally, you cannot even breathe wrong, without one of father's old war buddies (from the Boer war. God, men in this family and their need to feel useful) offering up a son, a family friend, a distant cousin, for you to marry.

mother always had the most stability in these situations. there would be a cold, clammy, comforting hand to the nape of your neck, or to your forehead, and a polite denial.

she could always see that you were different, and now she can't see you at all.

none of them can.

Egbert could, but now he doesn't even speak to you. Father says that Samantha is still uncomfortable around you, even though it wasn't even you. none of this was you.

it still isn't.

[svnnyd4ys]

sfth moments as headlines

(idk if this makes sense, i literally had surgery today and i'm making these to distract myself lmao)

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth longform characters as songs except they're all songs that I was obsessed during my 2018 gacha phase

Titch - Not Another Song About Love by Hollywood Ending

Derek - I Think I'm in Love Again by Kat Dahlia

James - Let You Down by NF

Jemima Steven - Colors by Halsey

Mr. Steven (does he have a first name?) - Dynasty by MIIA

Egbert - Angel With a Shotgun by The Cab

Egbert's Wife - You Just Want My Sister by ? (this one was mostly for shits and giggles ngl 'cause I know that Egbert didn't actually have sex with Sally)

Xavier & Sarah - Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer

Geoff & Persephone - Faded by Alan Walker

Hugh - Lily by Alan Walker

Hugh's Mother - Moral of the Story by Ashe

Janae & Johnny - Don't Blame It On the Kids by AViVA

[svnnyd4ys]

like.

okay.

You were 5 years old when your father returned home, and your mother was already deteriorating and so, your older sister (only by a few years), is taking care of you mostly. Sure, there's been nannies, and housekeepers, but she's been the only person to ever understand you. She and mother have always been closer (even when father returned, your mother could never see herself in you) and so, you keep to yourself. And when father returned you latched onto him. Your sister was jealous, but she had mother! Why should she care?

You just turned 11 when your sister introduced you to Egbert. (Every pivotal moment of your life revolves around a man, and at this point, you're not even sure if you want them). Your sister is 17, Egbert 18 and one night, your sister confides in you all her plans for the future. You start to think that her future isn't the one you want for yourself. When you tell father the next day, he doesn't seem to mind, but no one can really see his thoughts anymore. Not even mother, who had been more keyed in as of recently. (Your sister tells you privately, that she tried to delay them meeting as much as possible- just in case mother scared him off.) Later that year, they marry, and your younger cousin (from Saxony, named Priscilla, her side of the family have always been odd,) joins you as a flower girl. You, for the first time, are in charge of making sure everything goes according to plan, and you kill it! It's the first time in years you see your mother smile

You are 17 years old, the Great War has just started. Your father (who suffered a very traumatic head injury during the Boer war) is the main caretaker for you and your older sister, and has been, since your mother's migraines started to develop much more severely since the end of the Boer war. (Your father's presence causes your mother physical pain, but they still manage to take care of each other). And one day, you wake up to the vivid memory of fucking your sister's husband. Which is- not ideal. Your mother has been up and about for weeks now, erratic behaviour once again filling the halls. Your sister's been practically glued to the window, and you can't tell her yet. It'd crush her. The only person you can talk to is father. So you do. You tell him every little grimy detail, and he barely reacts, before dropping the biggest bombshell. Superpowers! Of course! Your sister doesn't know yet, apparently, and you're not allowed to tell her anything of what you and father spoke about. (Suddenly, everything about mother makes sense. You don't feel as though you're allowed to be angry at her, but something just doesn't feel fair.) Father and your sister have always struggled to talk to each other. and he lets you tell her the truth of the magic powers. It didn't feel right- why were you in charge of this? But you told her anyway, and safe to say, she was not impressed.

Mother changes everything, though. She did this all on purpose. And when Egbert returns, you can barely look your sister in the eyes, so you go and hide in your room.

None of them come to check on you.

sally leftenmost window (xavier?) you have actually never left my brain x

[svnnyd4ys]

sally leftenmost window (xavier?) you have actually never left my brain x