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SFTH character tweets!!
#svnnyd4ys#shut up sunny!!#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#fake tweets#incorrect sfth#long post#in order of appearance:#the cardboard stegosaurus#cliff the cardboard stegosaurus#cliff sfth#the unrelenting aubergine#james sfth#old lady marjorie#the leftenmost window#sally the leftenmost window#sfth sally#samantha the leftenmost window#the neighbour's under the bed#janae sfth#the milkman#david sfth#jemima sfth#the evil make a wish kid
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To all sfth fanfiction authors/readers: there are some weird issues happening with the sfth tags on ao3, namely that the ship tags are all being sorted under the Beetroots & Murder fandom for some reason.
Here's an example. The ditch ship tag (which hasn't been wrangled yet btw and that's another issue) being listed as a child tag of Beetroots & Murder.
This is really just a minor issue that shouldn't affect user experience at all, I just thought it would be worth sharing just in case :]
Also, I know that a lot of us are very frustrated at the fact that the Shoot from the Hip - Fandom tag redirects to British Comedy RPF, and I've emailed the ao3 team about both problems. Hopefully I'll get a reply soon, but they're also probably quite busy, so it could take a while haha ^^;
#shoot from the hip#sfth fanfiction#I've been checking sfth ship tags everyday to see if they've been wrangled#but alas they haven't :(#hopefully the email puts sfth ship tags onto the tag wranglers' radars though#there are a couple ship tags that have been wrangled but the majority of them are not and I'm not sure why#there are some weird ship tags like egbert & sally that have been wrangled#but then the ditch and bubbamiah tags aren't#idk what goes on behind the scenes so I'm not blaming ao3 for any of this#it just kinda sucks :/#I haven't been actively in a fandom like this before so I'm not sure what we should do but for now it would probably be best to just wait#since we don't wanna rush the wrangling team either
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Guys in computer science/coding class I did it about Leftenmost window😼😼
#GUYS I LOVE LOVE LOVE LEFTENMOST#THE CHARACTERS OMG THEYRE SO INTERESTING TO WEITE ABOUT AND IT DINEDOEJJE#IF YOU ASKED ME ABOUT SALLY I WOULD BE NON STOP YAPPIJG ABOUT HER#INCLUDING EGBERT AND SAMANTHAS RELATION BC I LOVE THEM SM#I really want to make an in detail character exploration about sally shes just so interesting#can you tell sally is my favourite sfth character???#kadens yap session
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SFTH Incorrect Quotes (Longform Edition)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Egbert’s Wife: just once in my life I want to get up in the morning without going through the seven stages of grief first
Sally: what are the extra two?
Egbert’s Wife: Denial 2 and astral projection
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Titch: wow, they really hate us
Derek: perhaps they’re homophobic
Titch: but we’re not gay, Derek
Derek:
Titch:
Derek: we’re not?
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Bubba: being gay is a constant battle between “I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “hey, let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and I think that’s very sexy of us
Jeremiah: if the window’s open and you time it right, you can do both
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Xavier, trying to flirt: so, you come here often?
Sarah: I mean, this is my house, so yeah
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Nigel: time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.
Andrew: *sobbing*
Nigel: look, I’m not sure where to go with that
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Jemima: Peter, can I speak to you for a minute? In private?
Peter: ooh, somebody’s in trouble.
Jemima:
Peter: it’s me. I don’t know why I did that.
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Marty Sr: Marty’s at that very special age where a boy only has one thing on their mind.
Doctor: girls?
Marty Jr: Homicide.
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Beetroots MC, comforting Justin: what’s the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of arson? We’ve all been there.
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All of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory (but remembers 90% of the sentences they make up) pt. 4
16) The Cardboard Stegosaurus
Cliff missing his wife and Chip having seizures because something something British and French
17) The Ingredients
Tom pronouncing paella wrong (I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S IN THIS PLAY OR IF I'M MIXING THINGS UP AGAIN) and that one scene with the screams
18) The Excited Chinchilla
Murderous German chinchilla from the WAAR!! because unsnipped chinchillas become evil (I think a political figure was in this play, I just don't remember who it was something like. Teresa?)
19) The Prime Minister's First Day
Something something politics I don't really remember anything from this play that stuck with me
20) The Leftenmost Window
Tom plays an important character I swear, Sam playing the wife who I'm pretty sure is unnamed, Luke playing Egburt and Sally (they're definitely in my top 10 favorite Luke characters), AJ fucking things up /aff
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#the ones with animals always end up being so chaotic oh my god#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#the carboard stegosaurus#the ingredients#the excited chinchilla#the prime minister's first day#the leftenmost window#all of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory
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thank you so much for the tag!!
open tags because my memory is so bad I’m so sorry
Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits – as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most
Thanks for the tag @eternalergo and @corffiser 🌟
No pressure tagging: @six-demon-bag, @andromedaholic, @zemos-bathrobe, @ithilien-wolf, @coffee-without-anesthetics
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sfth moments as headlines
(idk if this makes sense, i literally had surgery today and i'm making these to distract myself lmao)
#svnnyd4ys#shut up sunny!!#surgery mention#cw surgery#<< just in case#anyways#headlines#shoot from the hip#shootimpro#sfth#in order of appearance:#no! i've always loved that caravan#priscilla's final petal#the unrelenting aubergine#ditch sfth#sfth ditch#old lady maegery#olm sfth#beetroots and murder#the leftenmost window#(i love sally btw it just fits the vibes)#the neighbour's under the bed
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sfth longform characters as songs except they're all songs that I was obsessed during my 2018 gacha phase
Titch - Not Another Song About Love by Hollywood Ending
Derek - I Think I'm in Love Again by Kat Dahlia
James - Let You Down by NF
Jemima Steven - Colors by Halsey
Mr. Steven (does he have a first name?) - Dynasty by MIIA
Egbert - Angel With a Shotgun by The Cab
Egbert's Wife - You Just Want My Sister by ? (this one was mostly for shits and giggles ngl 'cause I know that Egbert didn't actually have sex with Sally)
Xavier & Sarah - Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer
Geoff & Persephone - Faded by Alan Walker
Hugh - Lily by Alan Walker
Hugh's Mother - Moral of the Story by Ashe
Janae & Johnny - Don't Blame It On the Kids by AViVA
#shoot from the hip#(I'm too lazy to tag all the longforms)#there were some songs that I really wanted to add but couldn't find a good character to assign the song to :(#like clarity and darkside and saints and devils don't fly#this was so nostalgic to make in the worst way possible#like looking through your middle school yearbook and reliving *those* memories#also I had to search up the artists for most of these songs lol#I know some of these songs by heart but don't know who made them and if this isn't peak gacha kid behaviour idk what is
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sally leftenmost window (xavier?) you have actually never left my brain x
#svnnyd4ys#shut up sunny!!#shoot from the hip#sfth#sfthposting#the leftenmost window#sally the leftenmost window#their canonical last name is Xavier i think#but referring to characters as 'name' 'content they're from'#is so funny to me
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like.
okay.
You were 5 years old when your father returned home, and your mother was already deteriorating and so, your older sister (only by a few years), is taking care of you mostly. Sure, there's been nannies, and housekeepers, but she's been the only person to ever understand you. She and mother have always been closer (even when father returned, your mother could never see herself in you) and so, you keep to yourself. And when father returned you latched onto him. Your sister was jealous, but she had mother! Why should she care?
You just turned 11 when your sister introduced you to Egbert. (Every pivotal moment of your life revolves around a man, and at this point, you're not even sure if you want them). Your sister is 17, Egbert 18 and one night, your sister confides in you all her plans for the future. You start to think that her future isn't the one you want for yourself. When you tell father the next day, he doesn't seem to mind, but no one can really see his thoughts anymore. Not even mother, who had been more keyed in as of recently. (Your sister tells you privately, that she tried to delay them meeting as much as possible- just in case mother scared him off.) Later that year, they marry, and your younger cousin (from Saxony, named Priscilla, her side of the family have always been odd,) joins you as a flower girl. You, for the first time, are in charge of making sure everything goes according to plan, and you kill it! It's the first time in years you see your mother smile
You are 17 years old, the Great War has just started. Your father (who suffered a very traumatic head injury during the Boer war) is the main caretaker for you and your older sister, and has been, since your mother's migraines started to develop much more severely since the end of the Boer war. (Your father's presence causes your mother physical pain, but they still manage to take care of each other). And one day, you wake up to the vivid memory of fucking your sister's husband. Which is- not ideal. Your mother has been up and about for weeks now, erratic behaviour once again filling the halls. Your sister's been practically glued to the window, and you can't tell her yet. It'd crush her. The only person you can talk to is father. So you do. You tell him every little grimy detail, and he barely reacts, before dropping the biggest bombshell. Superpowers! Of course! Your sister doesn't know yet, apparently, and you're not allowed to tell her anything of what you and father spoke about. (Suddenly, everything about mother makes sense. You don't feel as though you're allowed to be angry at her, but something just doesn't feel fair.) Father and your sister have always struggled to talk to each other. and he lets you tell her the truth of the magic powers. It didn't feel right- why were you in charge of this? But you told her anyway, and safe to say, she was not impressed.
Mother changes everything, though. She did this all on purpose. And when Egbert returns, you can barely look your sister in the eyes, so you go and hide in your room.
None of them come to check on you.
sally leftenmost window (xavier?) you have actually never left my brain x
#svnnyd4ys#shut up sunny!!#shoot from the hip#the leftenmost window#sfthposting#sfth#sally the leftenmost window#sfth tom#sfth luke#sfth aj#sfth sam#sfth sally#sfth egbert#i hope this makes sense#rambles#headcanons
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