#samantha sfth

[svnnyd4ys]

go ahead and imagine yourself in Sally Xavier-Leftenmostwindow's shoes after the events of TLW for a minute.

how could you ever trust anyone in your family ever again?

your mother used her fucking superpower to make you think you fucked your sister's husband, which is just- majorly fucked up, on so many levels.

your sister has the same fucking superpower, which is just- unfair!

your father's fine, most of the time, but Samantha and Mother both need him more, so when have you ever gotten anything from him?? you had to practically jump him to get any sort of information, but you still wear the act of being 'Daddy's Little Princess' because Samantha cannot take another thing from you.

she has Egbert (which is fine, you don't even want that life anyway) but people are talking.

about you, about the family, about the scullery maid you got sent away- Sally, you cannot even breathe wrong, without one of father's old war buddies (from the Boer war. God, men in this family and their need to feel useful) offering up a son, a family friend, a distant cousin, for you to marry.

mother always had the most stability in these situations. there would be a cold, clammy, comforting hand to the nape of your neck, or to your forehead, and a polite denial.

she could always see that you were different, and now she can't see you at all.

none of them can.

Egbert could, but now he doesn't even speak to you. Father says that Samantha is still uncomfortable around you, even though it wasn't even you. none of this was you.

it still isn't.

[mikkstaape]

The Leftenmost Window <3

Inspired by Hjerteknuser - Kaizers Orchestra

[rubber-glovs]

Guys in computer science/coding class I did it about Leftenmost window😼😼

[i-may-be-an-emu]

OOOOO YESSSS YES

very random thought but if The leftenmost window was an actual movie, it would be in black and white until Eggbert and Samantha meet again

[thenightshadowqueen]

Top ten SFTH character couples

(in my biased opinion)

Okay, first of all I’m so sorry to anyone who followed me for anything other than Shoot from the Hip content; I swear I’ll put in more variety. Someday. (Also go check out Shoot from the Hip.) Second of all, I did not join Tumblr with the intention of making a bunch of lists, but they’re fun to write and people seem to enjoy them, so here goes.

10. Justin x the Beetroots MC (headcanon)

Listen, I do NOT condone the whole “if they’re bullying you, that means they like you” bullshit. That being said, years and years later, after both of them have grown as people, I think they could have a really sweet relationship, at least after they work through everything.

9. André Beetroot x Xavier (canon, somehow)

I kind of ship this in a joking way, but also kind of not? They make sense together in a really weird, fucked-up way, and I’m so here for it. (I cannot believe that they’ve canonically hooked up. Multiple times. I love AJ so much for giving us this.)

8. Andrew x Nigel (headcanon)

It’s so toxic. It’s so toxic, and I know that, and it would never be okay in real life, but some dark part of me is really fascinated by the possibilities. (I cannot emphasise enough how much I am intrigued by this in FICTION ONLY.)

7. Jack and Jackie (canon)

Complete turnaround from the last two, but these two are genuinely so sweet. I honestly don’t even have much to say about them, but I love them. So much.

6. François x Mimi (canon)

They are so toxic. They’re horrible people, and they only make each other worse. And I love it. (You know, making this list did make me worry about my mental health slightly. Just slightly.)

5. Toby x the meth wife (canon)

First of all, this is the gayest straight-presenting relationship I’ve ever seen, and I love it. (I totally headcanon them both as bi/pan/queer/etc., but that’s not the point of this post.) And honestly, they’re so supportive of each other. They’re, like, genuinely a healthy couple (in a SFTH play? Can you imagine?). They have so much love for each other, and I could talk about them all day, but I’m fairly sure no one needs that, so I’ll stop.

4. Andrews x Betruva (headcanon)

Listen, I might be a little biased because they’re new, but they kind of have everything I look for in a ship. They have millennia of history, which is always a good start. They’re ancient nemeses. They founded a church named after them both???? Honestly how much more gay can you get?

3. Esmerelda x the vampire slayer (canon)

I like to imagine that Esmeralda survived, and they fall in love, and they have to work through the trauma of the slayer (I think I saw the fanon name Samantha? But I’m not sure) trying to kill Esmeralda. There’s just so much angst potential, and oh, now I want to write a fanfic.

2. Bubba x Jeramiah (canon)

They’re a fucking classic, okay, and they’re a classic for a reason. They are the best gay cowboys, and I love them so much. I know I should have more to say, but I feel like it would just be incoherent screaming.

1. Derek x Titch (canon)

Listen, who else could it be? They are so fundamentally amazing. It’s a classic case of “he fell first, he fell harder” (even if we don’t get to see a lot of the “he fell harder” part, I believe it with all my heart). I love Titch working though his issues and learning to open up, and I love Derek being so helplessly in love with him. I love them so much, and they deserve the top spot.

[toddandersonwithtrustissues]

More sfth fanart; this time it’s Samantha and Egbert in their secret garden

[svnnyd4ys]

SFTH character tweets!!

[i-may-be-an-emu]

thank you so much for the tag!!

open tags because my memory is so bad I’m so sorry

Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits – as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most

Thanks for the tag @eternalergo and @corffiser 🌟

No pressure tagging: @six-demon-bag, @andromedaholic, @zemos-bathrobe, @ithilien-wolf, @coffee-without-anesthetics

[svnnyd4ys]

Fellas, if your girl:

Has a mother who often suffers mysterious migraines

Has a father who fought in the Boer War

Has a younger sister (with lovely cheekbones) who is convinced she fucked you

Can project her consciousness across space and time

Spies on the Germans for you

She is not your girl! She is Samantha Xavier, and you should probably stop taking her sister into the gardens (and talking about her cheekbones, no matter how much you prefer some 'cushion for the pushin'', it won't help your case). Her mother sees everything. And somehow since you've been gone, so does darling Samantha.

I mean, how do you think her father won the Boer War?!