#sfth fanfic

[timey-acey222]

FINALLY me and kade locked in and managed to post it. introducing suffer little children :3

kade wrote chapter 1!!! what a talented guy he is

@rubber-glovs

[friendofthesharks]

I wrote this fic like three months ago, and since this blog is basically just a place for all the SFTH-related stuff I create, I thought i'd post it here. so have some bubbamiah friends to lovers.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

SFTH Fanfiction Masterlist

#42. The Detective Versus The Christmas Tree Bandits

Full masterlist here

[ailendolin]

Future Dreams - A SFTH Fic

Characters: Derek/Titch, Johnny, Janae & Lady Margaery

Chapter: 6/6 - Complete

Summary: 5 times Johnny goes to Titch after seeing the future in his dreams and 1 time Lady Margaery finds out about the dreams and tries to help.

“Sometimes, my dreams come true,” Johnny explained after a moment of hesitation, nervously wringing his hands. “Mu-Mummy never really believed me, not even after the car crashed into our house and destroyed the whole East wing like I said it would.”He shuddered at the memory and hunched in on himself, making himself look smaller and younger than he truly was. Titch’s chest tightened in sympathy.“I believe you,” he told Johnny in a tone that left no room for doubt.

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[sfth-fanpage]

Another Andre x Xavier fic!!

Please check the tags this one is... Different to the last

[i-may-be-an-emu]

WOAH this is awesome I had no idea that this was something that could be done on ao3!!

Great job!!

All SFTH fics on Ao3

Heavily inspired by @i-may-be-an-emu 's fic masterlist. The link should take you to an Ao3 page with Every Other british comedy rpf work filtered out (except those improperly and very vaguely tagged.)

This took so long and its 2am and i have school tomorrow. oops...

[corporealchaos]

My friends: Do you have any weekend plans?

Me: I'm watching a play! It's my first time seeing it, but I've heard good things.

The play:

[thenightshadowqueen]

I just hit 3,000 words in my Hornchurch fic!

[you-know-cchio]

i feel like yapping and i saw some others doing this so

here are my top 15 sfth longforms:

edit: this was actually so difficult, which is a true testament to the quality of content sfth publish. also my list accidentally turned out to be so long even after some editing, so im putting the entire thing under the cut. feel free to reblog with your own list, i really like seeing which longforms other people enjoy.

15. the meringue haberdashery

people sleep on this one but i really like it. a villain ending played by none other than luke (wo)manning from essex himself??? Immaculate.

14. the angel massacre (patreon livestream)

tom argues with god. poirley goittes. the power of therapy. and none of it is sexual except that brief bit with jigglypuff, onix, and lucario.

13. wild, wet, and worrisome

the play starts with aj asking sam to shut up and ends with sam agreeing to shut up. the plot is simple and the comedy is so effective. big fan of tom's beautiful siren call and no slut-shaming policy. "be happy, find love."

12. keith the delivery guy (patreon - fringe 2024)

luke plays two characters at once while the other three mime ping pong in the background. sam and tom contemplate death. aj is a bad arse fucker with abs.

11. the mystery of the midnight circus

tom plays a slowly deteriorating genius So Well. and the Twist genuinely got me, because i honestly had no idea how they were going to tie together a conclusion. i also have to give sam his flowers for that descent into madness at the end. it was an incredible monologue that gave me the heebie-jeebies the first time i watched it. these guys are all so fucking chaotic but they're also Phenomenal actors.

10. the leftenmost window

honestly for swooping in with a believable explanation for why sam was left on stage while aj and luke talked offstage, tom deserved to do whatever he wanted in that theater. also luke tying the astral projection abilities in with the war story was such a smart decision. like i know these guys have been doing this for over a decade but im always amazed by their ability to pull together a cohesive narrative on the spot. luke's impassioned "darling i love you" monologue was also so so perfect. and i gotta give aj his flowers too. the man was so locked in that he referenced the comment luke made in the beginning about the boer war. an occurrence so surprising that sam even broke character for a brief second to acknowledge it.

9. disco tango at the rugby club (patreon livestream)

aj doesn't know what a hooker is. sam doesn't know what empathy is. luke doesn't know if he'll ever grow to be *this* tall. but all three of them do know how to make math puns. (this is what happens when tom isn't there.)

8. toby's secret pocket

this longform is just a thinly veiled excuse for the four of them to fuck with each other for 35 minutes. and i loved every second of it. luke making sam define comptroller. tom inserting himself in the office scene as a bit only to become the fan favorite character. sam excusing himself from the scene. aj going against his own character's decision to include himself in the investigation so he didn't have to sit on the side for the rest of the show. also gotta give tom his flowers for his Brilliant execution of the final confrontation between don ciciccio and jimmy.

7. strange noises from the hole in the wall

what do you get when you mix a horror/thriller plot with a tom mayo villain? a masterpiece, that's what. also, usually they're confined to a tiny black box with little space between the stage and the audience or, in the case of their specials, they're on a giant stage they can't easily leave. so i loved how the guys used every resource available to them in that venue. stairs on the sides. the tall metal chairs. the circle frog bucket sign. the handheld mics. the space in front of the stage. this longform also centered around a more abstract central concept and they managed to pull off "some amazing special effects". also i learned the british version of "if you see something, say something".

6. the unrelenting aubergine

an Iconic longform, featuring all the classic sfth hallmarks. aj voluntarily introducing a character that slaps him repeatedly. sam being more than happy to oblige. tom taking it upon himself to work in a rather poignant love story. luke tying it all together at the end with the inevitable dick joke. perfect, no notes.

5. drama at till 4 (patreon exclusive longform)

four white men in their mid-thirties portray the awkwardness, turbulence, and angst of navigating teenage girlhood in 20 minutes with surprising accuracy. also, salmon is now reduced.

4. ballet on the battlefield

alexa and janusz my absolute Beloveds who live happily ever after. the two of them escaping through the window at the end was truly an impressive feat. love how tom timed the macarena perfectly so that right as the daydream sequence ends he's facing the kaiser. love aj's extensive range of characters: serious russian, camp german, fast byierd, window foundation. and love luke. end of sentence.

3. snakehips (patreon livestream)

a chaotic spin on the classic western that ends with two men, standing shoulder to shoulder.

2. the milkman

who needs therapy when you can listen to luke manning laugh.

1. the grape depression

perhaps not a surprise given my choice of url. everything from the storyline to the pacing to the acting was absolutely perfect. tom's comedic timing as a loveable, innocent child perfectly balances out the otherwise sobering plot and rather dark climatic twist. aj also absolutely shines in this longform, i really like his serious characters. i know it's not as chaotic as most of their other content, but it is what i show people when they ask about sfth.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

I LOVE HANDWRITTEN FANFICTION SO MUCH IT MAKES ME FEEL THINGS LIKE WOAH THIS IS A PHYSICAL HANDWRITTEN TANGIBLE THING THAT SOMEONE MADE (THAT YOU MADE!!!) AND AGGHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT THIS IS SO SWEET AND SO CUTE HONESTLY MY TWO FAVOURITE SHIPS AND AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

ALSO BUBBA NOT GETTING A NAME MADE ME CLAMP MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH IN SHOCK BECAUSE OW OH MY GOSH THATS SO SAD I LOVE IT

AND THE FRILLY PINK APRON WAS SO CUTEEEEE AND TICH FEELING ALL GRUMPY AND STRESSED ABOUT COOKING AND DEREK JUST. DOING IT FOR HIM.

WHAT IF I NUST CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND SOBBED /POS

More hand-written fanfiction! (ft. a bubbamiah fic that I impulsively started working on during class and I feel bad for because I'll have to abandon it so that I can finally finish chapter 3 of To be in Love)

[dont-lie-to-me-gerad]

Who needs therapy when you can write fanfiction while listening to the rain

[weirdagnes]

Epilogue idea for the Cardboard Stegosaurus: after Cliff and Marie Claire’s co-worker (I think AJ named him Pierre?) re-opened the tunnels and united the English and French geologist teams once again, the two find themselves bonding.

So they became friends, often visiting Marie Claire’s grave together, and reminiscing good memories of her. Pierre finds that Cliff isn’t so bad after all, it was his grief and jealousy that prevented him from seeing Cliff in a positive light.

Pierre also warms up to Cliff’s son, Chip, he finds himself spending time with the boy whenever he visits. The boy had his mother’s eyes, and though it brings up painful memories, Pierre felt protective and soft for Chip as he is still Marie Claire’s son after all.

Chip likes making cardboard cutouts of dinosaurs, his favorite the Stegosaurus. Pierre would let the boy infodump about dinosaurs, and would tell him cool rock facts in return. Cliff would return from the kitchen with their merienda, his heart warming at the sight of the two.

The sight felt familiar to Cliff, reminded him of his wife when she would play with her son. Wait - what did that mean?

Pierre slowly comes to a realization that he has found warmth and home whenever he was with Cliff and his son. Wait had he.. fallen for him? His long rival, the lover of his former love?

But wouldn’t falling for one another betray their love for Marie Claire? Cliff, does he even deserve Pierre when he failed saving Marie Claire from her own dark thoughts? And Pierre, does he even deserve Cliff after he’s attempted to destroy the Euro tunnel, where their love first blossomed?

The two navigates these new feelings, they grew and healed together. Their relationship transforms from a classic enemies to friends to lovers. The two confessed their love one night and laughed at the odd turn of events. There was life after Marie Claire, and it is promising.

Pierre financially helps the Cliff and his son, even offering them to stay at his home if Cliff could no longer afford to sustain the family. Pierre would also teach Chip some French, which to their shock, helped him manage his English/French seizures (yes that is integral to the plot).

They married, Chip has 2 dads now, and they lived happily ever after👨‍👨‍👦

[friendofthesharks]

When my favorite fics don’t update for like a day I go a little insane and start doing shit like making playlists. So uh. Here’s a Four’s A Crowd playlist

(Four’s A Crowd is RPF. Don’t like don’t read, be normal about it, etc, etc.)

[i-may-be-an-emu]

SFTH Fanfiction Masterlist

#29. Wine Under The Bridge

Full masterlist here

[eli-is-an-idiot]

would anyone be interested if i posted the first chapter of the ditch fic I've been working on?

edit - here's a link :D

[sfth-fanpage]

I wrote a SFTH crackfic

Please enjoy. I will defend Xavier x Andre to the grave.