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Rewatching Moist and Magical for the first time and omg, I forgot how much I love this play.
Luke's Sandra means everything to me.
Her shock when Maureen pulls off her hat and the whole hair bit
"Had I known. Had I known!"
Handling that heckler in character. "When I'm talking to my friend, fucking shut up!" Luke at his best
basically translating her whole vision just to make sure AJ gets it
pointing out that Loch Lomond is a real loch (there's even a song about it which I love and have now stuck in my head again)
"MAUREEN!" *said in increasingly dramatic ways*
"Got who? Who?" Luke is honestly such a great actor. Same goes for the bit in the beginning where he's grieving the third sister. Grieving!Luke is one of my favourites because he plays it so well
"Go forth, my boy! The first male witch!" YAY!
AJ's Maureen is just great in general.
randomly breaking into song when Sandra tastes the cake
"They say the moister it is-" "-the more you see." This sounds so wrong
the whole confusion over the loch bit of Sandra's vision
"Just passing the loch after locking up the shop." I feel like this should be on a t-shirt
Telling Jasper to run home instead of letting him help her always makes emotional. Same with Sandra telling Jasper to hide. They care so much for that boy
Sam's Jasper is naughty and owns my heart.
the accent!
"Ah ken. That's Scottish for 'I know'." And the middle fingers!
"I want to be a boy witch." And we're rooting for you, Jasper
"He looked a little bit like Henry Cavill if he had a wasting disease."
The Witchfinder General being an app to find local witches in the area - ngl that would be a great app
"Little boy, come hide with me." Sam breaking character as he reacts to it is so funny. "Absolutely not! No way! I've never seen more red flags in my fucking life. You're actually holding a fucking red flag!"
"I rather suggest you invite me in." Jasper, grinning, "No."
The last supper bit is so clever. Well done, Sam
"KAME! HAME! FOR SCOTLAND! HA!" This is the perfect ending
Tom's Witchfinder General is so intense.
"That's how I rollllllll"
"I work for the thrill of it. The thhhhhhhhrill."
That whole bit about having memorised the index and Sam throwing him under the bus with, "Please read it to me."
"Aberdeen is large." "Nope." "Aberdeen is medium-sized." "Nope."
"Witches, they're just hearsooth and foretell." Wtf, Tom?
"I've gone." XD
the way he just appears behind AJ in the background and moves from curtain to curtain is genuinely creepy (until he starts to make it funny. Then it's hilarious)
the fucking nipple clamps thing. Wtf was even that?
In short, I love this play, I love the witches and I'm glad Jasper gets to be the first male witch and defeats the Witchfinder General.
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"he looks like a lesbian" -my friend descirbing alex in feel the love go mv
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high octave curious live version backing vocals haters are just jealous that they'll never be on julian's level of vocal range and talent
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my biggest flex is i have the sfth tumblr post with the most notes (i think)
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where the HELL is the franz ferdinand fandom on here, please i need people who have a good taste in music to obsess over this band with
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MICHAEL YOURE THE BOY WITH ALL THE LEATHER HIPS
STICKY HAIR STICKY HIPS STUBBLE ON MY STICKY LIPS
MICHAEL YOURE THE ONLY ONE ID EVER WANT
ONLY ONE ID EVER WANT ONLY ONE ID EVER WANT
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Tonight: Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand is Bisexual!
requested by @swadloom
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I'm listening to the smiths and thinking of moist and magical and I'm currently missing a certain someone💔💔
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Dino, the man ever. just the best guy. wow. actually literally me.
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hi. it was me.
i fear i want to talk to you more but im too socially awkward </3
PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRIAD TO TALK TO ME!! I promise I am not as weird or scary sweary as I present myself to be (that's only irl but I got no filter so who cares!!). I LOVE talking to people and if you're too scared then ill tell you SO AM I!!!!! It's okay pookie we can be socially awkward together, it's better to be socially awkward together then alone💪💪
No but fr though I don't mind if anyone wants to talk to me, whether that be similar interests or just because you wanna talk to me!!
I know you're an anon and I have no idea who you actually are but my english literature brain can tell that we've talked before and we've had conversations too, DON'T BE AFRAID I PROMISE I DONT BITE POOKIE🫶🫶
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blonde alex kapranos save me
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