#I love making lists

[thenightshadowqueen]

Top ten SFTH character couples

(in my biased opinion)

Okay, first of all I’m so sorry to anyone who followed me for anything other than Shoot from the Hip content; I swear I’ll put in more variety. Someday. (Also go check out Shoot from the Hip.) Second of all, I did not join Tumblr with the intention of making a bunch of lists, but they’re fun to write and people seem to enjoy them, so here goes.

10. Justin x the Beetroots MC (headcanon)

Listen, I do NOT condone the whole “if they’re bullying you, that means they like you” bullshit. That being said, years and years later, after both of them have grown as people, I think they could have a really sweet relationship, at least after they work through everything.

9. André Beetroot x Xavier (canon, somehow)

I kind of ship this in a joking way, but also kind of not? They make sense together in a really weird, fucked-up way, and I’m so here for it. (I cannot believe that they’ve canonically hooked up. Multiple times. I love AJ so much for giving us this.)

8. Andrew x Nigel (headcanon)

It’s so toxic. It’s so toxic, and I know that, and it would never be okay in real life, but some dark part of me is really fascinated by the possibilities. (I cannot emphasise enough how much I am intrigued by this in FICTION ONLY.)

7. Jack and Jackie (canon)

Complete turnaround from the last two, but these two are genuinely so sweet. I honestly don’t even have much to say about them, but I love them. So much.

6. François x Mimi (canon)

They are so toxic. They’re horrible people, and they only make each other worse. And I love it. (You know, making this list did make me worry about my mental health slightly. Just slightly.)

5. Toby x the meth wife (canon)

First of all, this is the gayest straight-presenting relationship I’ve ever seen, and I love it. (I totally headcanon them both as bi/pan/queer/etc., but that’s not the point of this post.) And honestly, they’re so supportive of each other. They’re, like, genuinely a healthy couple (in a SFTH play? Can you imagine?). They have so much love for each other, and I could talk about them all day, but I’m fairly sure no one needs that, so I’ll stop.

4. Andrews x Betruva (headcanon)

Listen, I might be a little biased because they’re new, but they kind of have everything I look for in a ship. They have millennia of history, which is always a good start. They’re ancient nemeses. They founded a church named after them both???? Honestly how much more gay can you get?

3. Esmerelda x the vampire slayer (canon)

I like to imagine that Esmeralda survived, and they fall in love, and they have to work through the trauma of the slayer (I think I saw the fanon name Samantha? But I’m not sure) trying to kill Esmeralda. There’s just so much angst potential, and oh, now I want to write a fanfic.

2. Bubba x Jeramiah (canon)

They’re a fucking classic, okay, and they’re a classic for a reason. They are the best gay cowboys, and I love them so much. I know I should have more to say, but I feel like it would just be incoherent screaming.

1. Derek x Titch (canon)

Listen, who else could it be? They are so fundamentally amazing. It’s a classic case of “he fell first, he fell harder” (even if we don’t get to see a lot of the “he fell harder” part, I believe it with all my heart). I love Titch working though his issues and learning to open up, and I love Derek being so helplessly in love with him. I love them so much, and they deserve the top spot.

[circusclownproductions]

Celebrities with the funnest names to say

-Wayne Gretzky

-Mariska Hargitay

-Steve Buscemi

-Orlando Bloom

-Lucille Ball

[skittlesweb]

(╥﹏╥) girls’ must read list

the bell jar by sylvia plath

wuthering heights by emily brontë ✓

the complete poems of emily dickinson

the unabridged journals of sylvia plath

anna karenina by leo tolstoy

war and peace by leo tolstoy ✓

letters of sylvia plath 1940-1956

the complete poems of sylvia plath

diarios (diaries) of alejandra pizarnik

the master and margarita by mikhail bulgakov

the divine comedy by dante alighieri

the portable edgar allan poe

crime and punishment by fyodor dostoevsky✓

the karamazov brothers by fyodor dostoevsky✓

frankenstein by mary shelley ✓

the idiot by fyodor dostoevsky

matilda by mary shelley ✓

jane eyre by charlotte brontë

diaries of franz kafka

the portable dorothy parker

pride and prejudice by jane austen ✓

emma by jane austen

the Northanger abbey by jane austen

the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde

diaries of virginia woolf

the count of monte cristo by alexandre dumas

mrs. dalloway by virginia woolf

antony and cleopatra by william shakespeare

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[i-arch-my-backula]

Making a list of the biggest freak characters I know of and Lestat is at the very top of it

[teddybeartoji]

atsumu is such a fucking LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[simplydm]

Alright I’m doing another “pairs id like to see in the life series”

-Scott and Etho: Etho is scared of Scott. Scott will definitely bring up the sexyman poll

-impulse and skizz: please

-Joel and skizz: guy whose humor is over-the-top confidence and the ceo of hyping people up

-mumbo and Cleo: I think it would be funny to watch her try not to kill him

-grian and Cleo: same as above

-Martyn and Etho: they’d be deadly if they teamed up

[tallmadgeandtea]

Richard Woodhull pronounces Patriot as “Pat-tree-at” if you need any other reason to hate him btw

[whumpy-wyrms]

Anton is giving Flint Lockwood vibes! Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is one of my favorite movies lol

Of course Anton is a lot more whumpy about his science!

i’ve never thought about this before but you’re SO RIGHT. i loooved that movie as a kid and he was my favorite character but i never thought about those two being similar before. ahahahha i love autistic mad scientists they’re both so silly and have wacky hair

i don’t remember much about that movie but i neeeed to watch it again.. wow it used to be like my favorite movie. woooow (<— remembering. i loooved the giant orange jello part and the spaghetti tornado and the giant ice creammm and all the science parts. that movie was so great)

[sammyloomis]

writing a physical list of all the films on my watched list on letterboxd so i can cross reference it with my spreadsheet fo movies i own so i can figure out which ones i need to download <- is unironically having a great time

[soweli-musi]

ough I need to make a list of everyone I follow and why so I can more accurately recognise mutuals by their special interests and best know how to indulge them

[keekry]

Crushes I have had, but never really talked about.

1. This waitress in a Korean desert shop. BTS was playing in the background, I was like 14 and newly inducted into rainbow antics, and she was really, really pretty

2. A boy I would see in the lift every morning. I was maybe 10? He played the cello I think, and was very polite.

3. Three girls in the same friend group, one after the other. This was extremely embarrassing on multiple counts for different reasons each time. I just had lunch with two of them after maybe 6 years and we get along like a house on fire. I think I have a thing for English majors.

4. A very cute boy I met, once again, in a lift. He was also an English major. (I cover my face) He told me the horrible cat my friend had drawn on my arm was cute and I was kind of smitten with his voice. I never saw him again but I think about him sometimes. Nice hands.

5. Shiro, from Voltron. Please do not comment on this.

6. My gay awakening! I almost never talk about this, because she reacted pretty badly when she found out, and homophobia was alive and well in my high school, but she was cool as fuck. Got me into writing and drawing so you can blame her for my 3AM thoughts.

(I say reacted badly but it wasn’t hostile or anything. My friend group was just very misinformed.)

7. A guy who came up to me after I gave my thesis presentation, shy as fuck and adorably charmed by my (quite intense) gesticulations about queer retellings of folklore. I confess I didn’t really have a crush on him but I do think of him fondly. Baby boy. Deep deep voiced baby boy.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[genderdotcom]

japhet - miqo'te red mage

riah - roegadyn gunbreaker/paladin

dirin - au ra bard

mira - elezen black mage/astrologian

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

Normal guy list making time

[plague-vulture]

using the reminders app so aggressively

[notquitehuman-creations]

IM BACKKKK ‼️ :3

What do you think the would be the easiest trap to get out of in Saw (in any movie) and do you think you guys could get out of it?

-🦷

HII AGAIN TOOTH!!

ok so I just went back and watched all the saw kill counts to jog our memory and I'm gonna make a list, one choice per movie the the ultimate. lists are fun ^^

Saw: the barbed wire trap probably. just crawl under it L

II: not many options here, so I guess I'll go with the razor box. or Eric's test if that counts, I could listen to John talk for hours <3

III: I could do Jeff's test and any of the the traps in it. I'm better than him

IV: idk. the scalping seat I guess. it's the only one that doesn't totally suck. and I do like doing nothing which was the whole point of that set so

V: neck tie trap. easy peasy

VI: oxygen crusher. I'm quite good at not breathing

3D: public execution. this one is verrry easy to cheese if you hold the contraption at the right angle so all three contestants stay just out of reach of the buzz saws

Jigsaw: shotgun keys. borderline not even a trap if you just, like, listen

Spiral: I GUESS the subway trap. once again, still not ideal, but the others are worse

X: fingerbending suckmaster 9000, without a doubt. not that it wouldn't be difficult, I happen to like my fingers, but compared to the others... yeah no lmao. fingers, leg, brain, hand/foot, or lungs? really...

and out of all these,

*drumroll*

shotgun keys. no contest. it's a simple riddle that you'll solve in a minute tops as long as you're not an idiot(sorry Anna)