#fair honestly

[emolionsrawr]

buck: i just learned that men have milk glands and can breast feed if their nipples are sucked on for a few weeks, so when we have a baby you're pitching in milk boy

tommy:.... baby you can't even get pregnant-

buck: oh so you don't wanna practice making babies?

tommy: now hold on a second mr man i didn't say that

[natdafat]

[meow-face]

Set after Riley returns home but before the epilogue in the first movie, the other four emotions find out what happened to Bing Bong when Joy sits down to tell them the story. Two days later, the other emotions have a sentimental surprise for Joy that might help her remember Bing Bong by. AKA, how did Joy get the Bing Bong figurine that we see in her sleeping cubby in Inside Out 2? Very slight spoilers tagged for Inside Out 2, it's just a little blink and you'll miss it easter egg.

So I have somehow been hit with inspiration and I wrote my first fanfiction in years! :D

[petrichormore]

Bad and Forever reunited and Richarlyson immediately became homophobic

[santae-salt]

Look at where the ribbons connect to the shoulder straps and at the bow around the waist, weird lineart things going on there

[togoldlilya]

She's serious, I promise

"that's a fascinating tattoo you have there" the words are said carelessly, tone conveying their interest. the couple stared at this stranger, toge slowly pulling his sweater the rest of the way up.

"yeah, you know it is, and you know what's also fascinating? the way how you're gonna turn around and walk away right now without another word from your mouth." sayaka's tone is harsh and anybody could tell she's not joking, except this guy it seems.

"haha wow, what's with the cold reaction? i'm just complimenting his tattoo, why are you so defensive?" the stranger laughs slightly, refusing to drop the topic and leave. he fully turns his attention to toge, effectively dismissing her from the conversation.

"look buddy, you better leave now before i make you regret it and suddenly you're two balls lighter." sayaka roughly grabs his arm, spinning him back around to face her.

"seriously what is your problem lady?" he bites out slightly yelling now.

"my 'problem' is you idiot! i've told you to leave multiple times now and you refuse to listen! now put on your big boy pants and walk away or i'll make you cry so hard you wish your mommy was here to kiss it better." her threat is vague but terrifying, as he finally realizes she's serious.

"okay okay fine, im going" he ultimately backs off, turning around to walk away trying to hide his fear for the young girl.

"i'm sorry about that kiki, that guy was a moron. are you okay?" it's like a flip was switched and she rushes towards the silent boy, taking his hands in hers.

"shake... ikura shouyu natto" yeah... that was fucking hot. his eyes are wide in wonder, unable to think properly. sayaka turns a deep red at his words, her own eyes widening in shock.

"toge what!? what are you even-" she cuts herself off, voice shaky. he smirks at her before dragging her with him by their still connected hands.

"tsuna tsuna natto! tsuna mayo!" he excitedly starts to point at some cafe ahead of them, making her smile fondly at him, heart calming down from that whole experience, still feeling protective over the energetic boy in front of her.

[kaktohund]

usually I'm the plant guy at work just because i'm not capable of seeing a native plant without pointing it out to whoever is around, but at my current job they already have a plant guy so ive become the bug guy instead. which so far has been mostly me telling people about beetles except for when my coworker came up to me like "hey, you wouldn't be bothered about sticking your hands into a bucket of mealworms right? here" *puts bucket down in front of me* "i need you to pick out the dead ones"

[navree]

still very bitter about the Library of Alexandria.

IDK what the Hell the Romans were thinking allowing the Library of Alexandria to dwindle like it did when it had so much information but I suppose it's to be expected when the best person to ever run your empire was literally the first guy who did it

[barbatoskisser]

Listening to certain songs in math class makes me feel like in a degenerate

[overstockedterrarium]

She was only in the asylum for 10 years and is the loudest of the unhinged minds in the party.

[ochiody]

timedive concepts so far

[sansvestite]

me: I love spamton

my friend who I'm having lunch with: if you say that one more time im gonna strangle you

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

[artofalassa]

This chocobo looks familiar.... Right...?

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

THIS is what I mean when I say Hyunjin is a hard/bratty dom

That 'come here' with the hand signal whilst he's got that smirk on his face??

This is what happens if you've been a brat and he's finally had enough...

'No come here bunny, you wanna tease me than you gotta take what you give...'

[fastdrawfarmboy]

For your consideration.