#and i remembered to ask if she was okay with millipedes but neglected to lead with the cyanide part until she was already holding it

[kaktohund]

usually I'm the plant guy at work just because i'm not capable of seeing a native plant without pointing it out to whoever is around, but at my current job they already have a plant guy so ive become the bug guy instead. which so far has been mostly me telling people about beetles except for when my coworker came up to me like "hey, you wouldn't be bothered about sticking your hands into a bucket of mealworms right? here" *puts bucket down in front of me* "i need you to pick out the dead ones"