#fag 100

[vassalluss]

After the whole Pressure server and fandom imploding… I made a Pressure oc lmao

Trans scientist tries to take a child away from Urbanshade and gets the fish beam

[greghatecrimes]

house calls wilson a fag and when wilson tries to tell him he can’t just call people that, house says “oh grow up. you are one.” then he limps away and wilson stares after him like jim looking into the camera on the office

[mimogutz]

springtrap, having initially been made for the purpose of entertaining children, is probably so SO soft and cuddly. i like to think he's made of upholstery foam like most fursuits are nowadays. soft, squishy, etc... also covered in this really cute faux fur. started out bright yellow and super fuzzy like a brand new stuffed animal. after The Incident it has turned green and it's all matted and rough like if a well-loved stuffed animal had bloodstains on it. but there's nothing a good bath can't fix (slightly). the headcanon i have for how remnant/possession works in fnaf also makes it so he can feel his fur. if you pet his fur he will feel it and he will lean in and ask you not to stop and i a auauuaau auua aauuauaauauaaaa. .. ....

[sgt-tombstone]

Dance You Off My Mind

Civilian AU where Soap got broken up with by his long-term boyfriend and his best friend Gaz tells him to come visit in London for a week or two (both as distraction and to make sure that Soap isn't alone). Soap mopes for the first few days, and Gaz understands, but by the fourth day, he's over it and he drags Soap out to the nightclub around the corner to get smashed (hopefully in several ways).

Soap is hesitant at first. He hasn't been dancing in a long time; his boyfriend (ex-boyfriend, he has to remind himself) never enjoyed the club scene, so he had stopped going out. For a while, he sticks to the wall, nursing his drink, watched Gaz on the dance floor. When he finishes his first drink, though, Gaz presses another into his hand, and that's how he finds himself three drinks deep and in the middle of the crowd, whirling like he owns the dance floor, not a care in the world.

Simon is ex-military and picked up a job as a security guard/bouncer at the nearest gay club just to keep himself sane. He has a strict, self-imposed (and possibly club-imposed, he's not really sure but it's never mattered) rule not to even flirt with customers. He's gotten more propositions than he can count in the years he's been here, and he's turned them all down. He might look good (he makes sure to keep himself in shape because it helps to both look like he could throw London's largest bear out and also have the actual strength to back it up), but he's working, and his job is to keep an eye out, to keep everyone safe.

The man with the mohawk, however, has caught Simon's eye several times. He's there with someone, but that hasn't stopped him from giving Simon a once-over so salacious that it should be illegal. He has to stop himself from falling into the man's magnetic allure, crossing his arms over his chest and setting his jaw against the temptation. The pair leave just before the club closes, stumbling against each other as they exit, and Simon tries his best to push them from his mind as he helps clean and close.

When he steps out into the chilled night air, he's shocked to find a mohawk waiting for him, the man leaning against the brick wall nonchalantly, and this time, he doesn't resist the pull. He pulls out a fag and offers one to the other man, exchanging names over twin glowing tips and exhales of smoke. As the other man, Soap (weird fuckin' name, but who is he to judge? He went by Ghost for almost his entire adult life), is obviously less drunk than he had been when he had left the club the first time; either time and cold air have sobered him, or he's a damn good actor. Either way, Simon has absolutely no qualms about tilting his head up to press a soft kiss to his lips, especially when Soap whines and presses impossibly closer, his mouth tasting of smoke and ash instead of liquor. His eyes are bright, clear, and eager when they part, and Simon can't wait to get this beautifully responsive man into his bed.

He ends up putting a ring on his finger, in the end, and all of their friends graciously pretend to be shocked by the news (though Gaz does roll his eyes and mutter "it's about damn time" when he thinks that Soap can't hear him)

[bruised-n-tired]

from a conversation with my brother on accidental representation and how it slaps:

"fuck 'good autistic rep' give me more herbert wests!"

"yah! like, imagine if they made herbert west autistic and transmasc on purpose, itd suck shit, but they just made a short little bitch talking nonsense and it rules!"

[observer-of-the-world]

Being nonbinary is a mindfuck sometimes

Sometimes i will gauge your eyes out if you call me a girl

Sometimes i will gauge your eyes out if you call me a man

Sometimes i identify as neither a man nor a woman

Sometimes i identify as both a man and a woman

Sometimes i will identify as an entity trapped in a flesh cage experiencing the horrors

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

bill does literally anything and henry looks at him like the homophobic dog meme

[hisivan]

I think I miss my wife .... also tell me why the FAGGOT. flag is so beautiful

[fag3t]

the #1 most wanted person in tha United States…

[juiceguy]

cis bi women spew rhetoric about aids from the 1980s like it’s their job 🤣

[badolmen]

Was talking with my dad about how he’s the only family member I can really crack my gay jokes with and he starts telling me how important it is that I have non-family friends to be my unfiltered self around (in far less articulate words). It made me think of one of his friends, which he enthusiastically confirmed that I needed someone just like that and.

Father are you telling me I need someone to have homoerotic tension with to the point of distressing both our heterosexual partners?

[dogfagdeathwish]

I want to be your abusable adorable younger sibling but not just in the haha sexy jokey way. you gotta get me to truly believe we're siblings. maybe lock me on your house and gaslight me until i'm calling you my older sibling for real

[cr0wc0rpse]

Kind of funny and fascinating how when I go out and about I get compliments on my outfits from the people working at whatever store I’m in or from middle aged people (specifically regarding my Depeche Mode shirt tbh) but people my age or younger just call me a faggot

[longeyelashedtragedy]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy Flag Day, USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Wag Wednesday on a Friday!

[psychosodomy]

in the kings english: which mixed race racketeer are you rooting for in a cage match?

[draayder]

my problematic trans masc Gender Thing is that I want to be seen as like. 80-90% guy. not really a quote unquote man. being openly gay accomplishes most of this, since most people see gay men as a step outside the norm and therefore not 100% male, but sometimes my coworkers get a little too cozy lumping me in with "the men" and I have to mention that I had my ears pierced when I was 6 or w/e to get myself back out of that group