#extremely unhinged

[rou-luxe]

my sister and I are having a talk right now. a very serious talk (her putting unhinged thoughts into my mind and I'm just sitting here listening)

"what if alfons shrunk and climbed up your-" "NO." "-while you're on your period and got period blood all over him" "wtf man"

"if he was a cat the first thing he would do is snuggle with kate! :D" "awwwwww" "and then bite her ear" (thinks of gilbert)

"if elbert was a bird he would keep pecking you on the cheek and snuggle into your neck :33333333"

[grandcommandermaia]

Is it me, or do I, for some odd reason, want myself or someone else to make a reader × character smut fanfiction based in C2 S5 between Jones and a female bounty hunter?

Or am I just insane?

(Note: I am insane.)

(Another note: Please don't come after me.)

(Third note: I just wanted to get this off my head, I don't know what to do.)

[gummywormy]

iconic behavior

In 2019, a strange little pink house appeared right on the top of the historical plant of the Canada Malting Silos, built in 1905 and abandoned in 1986. The unknown authors brought the material to an height of about 35 meters to build this absolutely unique thing and added later other pieces to their creation, like a Christmas three, a gift and other decorations. 

I think I have never seen anything like this in hundreds of explorations in abandoned places!

Montréal, Québec - Canada.

© Roberto Conte (2022)

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[swampstew]

I’m so fucking nervous I wanna throw up I can’t eat I can’t focus I can’t do fuck all. All I want are these fucking spoiler updates I’m gonna tear my hair out in anticipation I’m losing it

[chamerionwrites]

Also it brings me zero pleasure to be Cassandra here, but “mass deportation” is a synonym for murder. I need you all to understand this. Even in the absolute best case scenario, it means large numbers of people being warehoused in slapdash facilities where illness spreads quickly and medical care is inadequate. It means government contractors providing food, trying to make a killing, and inevitably cutting corners on costs/quality/safety. It means police violence against people being rounded up. It means US citizen children being removed from their families or deported with them. It means people being returned to countries they fled in fear of their lives, and killed by domestic abusers/gangs/governments. It means bureaucratic mixups (/apathy/malice) that result in people getting dropped off in dangerous cities that they’ve never even visited late at night.

It means all of this and more, and if the government comes for your neighbors you should respond as if you are witnessing an attempted murder.

[fatsackfails]

For Your Consideration: Jacob Wysocki's grounded, normal move in Never Stop Blowing Up

[tovaicas]

↳ ꜱɴᴏᴡ + ᴄᴏᴇʀᴛʜᴀꜱ ᴡᴇꜱᴛᴇʀɴ ʜɪɢʜʟᴀɴᴅꜱ

ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ꜱɴᴏᴡꜱ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴇʀᴛʜᴀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴀᴍɪᴛʏ ʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟꜱ. ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇʀᴛɪʟᴇ ʙᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ʀɪᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜰʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇꜱᴛᴇʀɴ ʜɪɢʜʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴇᴇᴍɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇxᴄᴇʟʟᴇɴᴛ ɢʀᴀᴢɪɴɢ. ᴀʟᴀꜱ, ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴠᴇʀꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴢᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇɢᴇᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇᴅ, ᴀꜱ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇʟɪʜᴏᴏᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ɪꜱʜɢᴀʀᴅ'ꜱ ꜰᴀʀᴍᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅꜱ.

[havanillas]

Ok honestly funniest response 2000000/10

do you mean the sex box or platypus mermaid theory or mpreg disapproving aventurine

[sincerelywhistler]

“who do you belong to?”

If I told you that Regulus’s design was inspired by shaggy old English sheepdogs would you believe me—

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you. I'm sorry.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[prettyboysnuffilm]

Stuilly in a nutshell when the 'cutting into each other's skin session' gets horny and freaky lol

[yeyinde]

I just read your alpha fics for Price and Ghost and yes I am having a little trouble thinking clearly but I am on my hands and knees asking if maybe there is a chance you would write one for alpha Johnny? I loved the imagery of him holding back from claiming someone in the Ghost fic and I would love to see him finally lose that control completely.

i had an idea for Johnny, but it felt too similar to the baby trap fic i'm writing. the theme i have for him is basically "this man snatches wives clean off the streets" i guess :/

but the idea was:

Alpha!Soap who finds runaway Omega!Reader on the side of the road, desperate to escape town. to run. and as a beacon of his community, law enforcement (a game warden) who has sworn that his duty is to serve and protect, he offers to take you in. to give you shelter until the next morning when you can leave town, running away from the alpha that's been stalking you these last few months, waiting for your heat to claim you.

protecting you is just the right thing to do, after all. and so, he does. brings you into his home, makes you dinner. humming to himself as you beg him to see you off at the train station tomorrow. you have to leave. you have to. staying here is not safe with that alpha still around.

he says, "i'll take care of it."

and he does. but maybe not in the way you'd have expected.

your heat starts in the middle of the night, and you wake up to him smothering you with kisses, drowning you in his musk. he whispers in your ear about how you don't have to worry anymore—he took care of the problem, and he'll take such good care of you, too. always. you don't have to do anything except rest your pretty little head on his pillow and let him rut between your thighs until he's had his fill. delirious, half-mad from the heat, you agree. signing your soul away to a man who'd follow you to the ends of the earth with a smile on his face like this was some off-putting courting ritual and not a desperate escape.

(they find the body in the summer. Price takes one look at the mangled remains, shakes his head, and mutters something about a bear attack. an accident, naturally. that sort of thing just happens around here. and people like Johnny too much to go wondering why you ended up claimed by him the same night the alpha stalking you goes missing. an eerie coincidence. those sorts of things happen, don't you know? and if they have other questions about it. well. Johnny'll set 'em straight.)

[misteria247]

Fiddleford, Ford, and Stan watching Pacifica, Dipper, and Mabel do something insane during a field expedition

Ford concerned but impressed: I honestly don't know where these kids got this behavior from.

Stanley proud and ready to intervene if they need it: Ey whoever taught them, taught them well Sixer! I mean look at the nibbings! They're a force to be reckoned with!

Fiddleford nervous about their safety: Goodness gracious! If they're not careful they'll really be hurt! When I find out who taught them this reckless behavior I'm gonna-

Fiddleford coming to a horrifying realization: Oh sweet Lord they learned it from us.

Stan and Ford wide eyed: Oh shit-

[j-l-kepler]

BG3 Dark Urge & Briar Comic - Be Like You

[CW - Explicit Gore, ANGST, BG3 Dark Urge Spoilers for Act 1 below the cut]

aww SHIT well so much for that nice moment. the default DU + tav + no companion run is off to a phenomenal start, folks.

EDIT: I MADE A SEQUEL

Part 2: Real Monsters

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Saved the grove and spared Kagha's life. Briar got picked up by the nautiliod when she was chilling in Cloakwood so she KNEW something was up with Kagha right away. all's well that ends well!

so imagine MY surprise when my favorite tiefling bard NPC came sauntering up to the camp a whole 24-ingame-hours ahead of schedule. Guess who failed his stealth check.... the friendship's off to a rocky start but i think it's salvageable. just don't look in the left-most storage bin.

might make a sequel, idk~ had a blast with this one~ it's kinda fun just filling in the blanks companions normally would~

oh ya and obviously dont post this elsewhere without explicit links and credits and shit, it hasn't happened yet but i thought maybe i oughta say it for the kids in the back who weren't payin attention

[gunsatthaphan]

#exposed.