#excessive cursing

[the-unicorn-system]

fuck you for lying to us

fuck you for breaking our dni despite knowing what we're uncomfortable with the entire time you knew us

fuck you for vagueposting about us and the other people who cut you off to your large audience

fuck you for being okay with problematic ships and telling everyone who hates it to return to twitter

fuck you for saying people give you a label when you gave YOURSELF that label

fuck you for acting like fiction doesnt have an impact on real life

fuck you for thanking proshippers and tcesters for what they do

fuck you for knowing that we can never speak out against you on just how much you hurt us, because you have so many followers that it won't make an impact

fuck you for being neutral

fuck me for being too scared of being harassed again

edit: fuck you. im blocking your stupid ass comic too because people are too blind to realize how fucking horrible you are. cant believe i forgot to do that shit before

[squidcourse]

so what are some good system servers that arent like publicly on disboard cause those always get raided. even public ones on tumblr arent that bad w raiding .

I'm not in a lot of system server tbh other than this one which isn't super active. Most of the servers I am on have PluralKit and are accepting of systems, but I'm in a lot more transgender or agere focused servers than system servers.

Also yeah, some servers are just so awful with raids cause a lot of people don't seem to understand how discord works. It is fine if you're just with your friends or whatever, that is one thing. However you basically have to set up some kind of verification system if you have a publicly available way for people to join.

I cannot count the number of times that I have joined a server with the worst possible layout and then seen it get raided. At some point, I just right off the bat go to the suggestions channel (or general if they don't have anywhere to suggest stuff) and point out various things that gotta be updated and how to fix that. I cannot count how many times people have given me admin perms and I just set up or fixed the server. Even if I don't stay on it, I'll usually just fix it up so that there's not raids.

First of all, there is ability to mention all roles. For some reason, Discord usually has this enabled as default, and when you create new roles usually, all new roles copy default permissions. So before you create roles, you have to disable that so that you don't have spammers pinging everyone.

Then, you don't want new users to have access to all channels immediately. The best way to do this is to have all categories and channels set so that you cannot view those channels unless you have a certain role (most people just call it 'verified' but you can call it whatever). The only channels that should be visible without a role is like a channel explaining the rules, or a channel where users can get verified. That is it. Users who have not joined don't need access to anything else (unless you have some other channels with other like informational content, but as always, remember to be able to disable send message perms in channels where its just for reference such as rules or announcements or a role selection channel).

Usually for verification, people will have some questions available to be answered. Doesn't have to be too complicated. A troll will usually not bother to answer the questions, or if they do answer the questions, they will give bad answers. (For example, I run some trans-only servers, and sometimes people will join and not seem to understand what the term means. Occasionally, it is someone who is just confused, but usually if you ask them to clarify, the person with the weird answers is going to end up being a troll. There is some nuance to it but after a while on discord, you start to notice patterns in how trolls will act which is its whole other can of worms. At bare minimum, keep an extra eye on newly-created accounts.)

If you have a channel where you can select roles (this would be done through a bot, but I'm not here to explain every individual bot you can use on Discord that can be used for members to select roles without admin perms) make sure that if unverified users can access it, they cannot select roles which give them permission to see and/or type in other channels. Either put those roles in another channel (like a #more-roles channel or whatever) or go configure the bot that you are using so that you cannot select those roles unless you have the "verified" role. Most bots have a way you can do this. A lot of servers put venting channels behind a role for people who don't want to see it, but make it so that unverified users can access those channels. Bad idea. Trolls will often select as many roles as possible and just click on all those emojis. This is both just to be annoying and just in case any of those roles unlock a channel for them to spam before anyone notices. The worst is if those are sensitive channels, so make sure you have it set it up properly. Also, keep an eye on users who have a lot of conflicting roles. A lot of servers have role options for like "you can dm me" or "ask to dm me" or "do not dm me" so people can select their preferences, and if you see someone who is not yet verified with all of them, usually that ends up being a troll. Or just someone confused by Discord. Its not 100% a way to tell, but its like a symptom. Is this person coughing from a bong hit or covid? Gotta check the temperature and see what else happens.

Ok what else is there. Lemmie see what I got so far.

Disable the ability for anyone but the mods to mention @ everyone

Restrict "see channel" and "send message" permissions as appropriate

Set up some kind of verification with simple questions relevant to the server (ex. where did you find the server? why are you joining? how old are you? are you part of x that is exclusive to the community this server is creating? whatever)

Be careful with role selection abilities.

Oh yeah, if you are using PluralKit on your server or have it available, the @ everyone permission has to have the ability to use external emotes enabled cause otherwise PluralKit users with nitro will not be able to use nitro when they proxy, even if @ verified is able to do so.

I would recommend using some kind of ticket bot for moderation if you're gonna have a big server. Its not that hard to set up, you just use the dashboard. Also a bot that logs various stuff so you can have that for reference. Just make those channels for logging mods-only and mute them until you need them. And something for automoderation and roles and shit or whatever.

Plus when you make your categories, don't name them something too stupid. You want people do find them. Don't use fucking aesthetic symbols as category names cause then you can't find shit. If you have emojis, fucking name them something. If you got your emojis off of emojis.gg or whatever, I swear if you do not rename them, and your server has a bunch of emojis with random numbers in the name, that is so annoying that will never not annoy me please stop with that. Keep it screenreader friendly or at least helpful to navigate.

I'm not currently on any servers that get raided cause I mostly have my own servers and I don't stay on servers without some kind of verification system cause that's a headache to deal with. Like just set up verification, I don't want my phone blown up by some default profile troll spamming slurs and pinging everyone. A lot of my servers I'm just on for emojis cause I'm a nitro slut.

Anyways I hope that was helpful or something.

[high-theyre-frendough]

the people don’t want capitalism. fuck capitalism. i fucking hate it. here’s an incomplete list of shit (reasons) i hate about capitalism or anything i feel like is related cause its the system i live under. cause there’s always more. feel free to add on.

shitty (bad) fucking stupid ass suburban planning. why cant going to the grocery store be close?? why can’t i walk places? what the fuck is this shit (nonsense)? just make it all closer. reduce emissions. make shit (buildings) taller to protect the forests and shit (animals).

shitty (disgusting) chain pet stores that promote animal abuse. you know half the fucking (figuratively) animals fucking die before they even get to the store with [insert chain pet store] and most of the ones in there are sick. they tell you improper care instructions and sell you overpriced equipment, a lot of which isn’t even appropriate for the animals you’re supposed to be caring for so your animals will die quickly and you go buy a new pet. i hate that shit (disgusting exploitation of animals). i wish the route that had been taken was selling at least good products and proper care instructions. sure, they might not be able to sell animals so cheap, but they could’ve fucking made it popular to buy expensive and fancy equipment for their pets. i hate how the attitude of small and plasticky enclosures got so popular and people keep pets in what should be temporary carriers. or poison them with improper diets. it leads to the normalization of animal abuse and its so disgusting i hate it. if you have a pet, you should cherish it. that is the living creature you brought into your goddamn home. don’t give into the bullshit tiny little reptile enclosures or fishbowls or calcium sand or parrot seed or rabbit food or hamster balls. fuck all that shit (garbage). do research and don’t trust chain stores.

anti homeless architecture

cars

appliances and clothing being made shittier and cheaper so you have to keep buying new clothes. fuck fast fashion. fuck iPhone. fuck all that shit (planned obsolescence). there’s a reason people like small businesses even if they’re less affordable. people want shit that’s not a boring factory product. it’s usually gonna last longer, be more efficient, and be more enjoyable and unique.

fuck millionaires, billionaires, and especially jeff bezos

fuck every fucking dumbass urban legend or conspiracy that ever came from some company trying to sell shit. from “personal carbon footprint” to i forgot what i was doing im not even joking i like just zoned out so hard and probably won’t finish this so ill just post it

[mildew-mop]

Pretty much the only thing preventing me from beating the shit out of one of my roommates is the fact that I don't want to go to jail. I gotta wait for her to snap (again) so she puts her hands on me (again) so that the police agree to bump up the 'order of protection' to a 'restraining order.'

Its not fucking fair that they didn't make it a restraining order in the first place. I want that bitch tf out of here. She caused me to have a fucking miscarriage. I hate being anywhere near her.

I keep fantasizing about beating her up. She is so lucky that I have self-control. She is so goddamn motherficking lucky that I have never hurt her. She thinks she's always the victim? She should be counting her goddamn lucky stars that I haven't touched her.

[mildew-mop]

When people fucking censor words with replacing letters with symbols it feels like a performative mockery. Censoring sexual assault with fucking different characters doesn't do shit. Censoring single words (like using the spoiler feature on discord as an example) is so fucking stupid. THAT DOESN'T HELP YOU CAN EASILY GUESS WHAT IT IS IF A RANDOM SINGLE WORD IS CENSORED. Also yeah don't just put the words "trigger warning" or "tw" with no elaboration. Oh also, on TikTok when people fucking put a little tiny [tw flash] in the corner of a video with strobe lights and the text just disappears. But yeah back to shitty censoring triggering topics. So many people don't understand how to properly fucking tag and it makes me mad. If you're going to bother to add a warning, then put in the goddamn effort to do it properly, otherwise you're just putting on a shitty little performance, demonstrating that you don't understand trauma, or how to actually protect people. Warnings are there so people know what to expect, and know to be in the right mindset if they're gonna read it (if at all).

I wish people were more trauma-literate. Maybe they'd learn to use trigger warnings correctly then.

[kinokoshoujoart]

Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)

oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!

(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)

teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?

so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…

i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go

*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff

he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..

in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english

it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!

you will need:

at least 2,050,000 G

20 cursed tools/accessories

if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…

but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)

you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.

**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**

you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….

on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!

[adamcyzk]

Throws these on the ground and runs away

ERM so many Vallakovich children!!! I love them all

@willow-boop @elviragrey @airinn @luckyblackcatxiii @tantaliart @vanhelsingapologist @internetfeet @robinovas (I think I tagged everyone!)

[canned-wizard]

Saw a bootleg dark magic tome at the store today. It was a guide to “dank magic”. Should I go back and buy it

[askkanjohtrio]

HYAH HAH HAH! GET FUCKED TWATMAN! YOU WANNA SEE IT AGAIN? - Galena

Dear anonymous user who just sent me a message in my submission box:

That is quite a lot of inappropriate language! So much that I have chosen not to post it. Especially considering people like young Allister are playing about this website.

Consider this my surrender. You have won! Good job!

[sinfulsunni]

anyyywayyysss. totally unrelated to any previous posts or potential current WIPs (lie) I have a headcanon that izzy is like. ridiculously loud during sex. and I don’t just mean like, moaning and whimpering (which he does do) but like,,, have you heard how much that man swears? and how LOUD he can swear?? his unchallenged yelling prowess? you can NOT tell me that my man wouldn’t be the most noisy ass bottom alive in bed but in like the most aggressive way possible. if it almost sounds like he’s angry with you then you’re doing it right. just raging lustful screaming echoing for ten miles in every direction like “FUUUCKKKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK OH FUCKING SHIT - NGH - FUCK - DADDY - FUCK - JESUS FUCKING BALLS FUCKING HELL ED. 💖EDDIE ED EDEDEDDIEOHEDFUCK - NGHHH SHIT - AH-” etc etc you get the picture. the crew of the queen anne have never known a full nights sleep in their entire lives.

[katakosmos]

i wish i could write those funny fanfictions with perfect characterizations, but my style is just too different 😥

[snazzycrown]

I can’t stop cackling, nothing will make me stop cackling guys holy fuck. I’m so happy I made this. This is why I have art skillz. For this.

[theterriblethingabouttulio]

STOP wilma and digby have a pride flag!!! like OF COURSE they do but 🥺 god it’s just so fucking nice to see. i love this show. i love these people. i love this (One (1)) company.

also let it be known that wilma and digby are not allies they are absolutely queer and that is THEIR pride flag for THEM

[no--mourners--no--funerals]

incredibly horrified to learn

that there are queer people who deeply believe ace/aro spectrums don't exist and that they dont fall under LGBTQ+ and in fact don't include Anything after the T.

how dare you see a group of people who are othered and hated and misunderstood and objectified and vilified and decide that actually, that's correct, but only for them.

You're anti-TERF but you're anti-ace? You're anti-cop but you're anti-aro? You're anti-ANTI because you think inclusion is "going too far" but you're gay, trans, etc. hello????

Queerness is the radical rejection of normativity, it is to create a space for people who are excluded in society on the basis of identities like gender, sexuality (or lack fucking thereof), intersex traits, et-fucking-cetera. it is not to be policed. when someone tells you who they are, your only job is to fucking respect it. You were given a safe space by the queers before you and you disrespect it every day by gatekeeping it.

ace/aro people exist on a damn spectrum and they dont fucking owe you no desire for sex or no desire for romance, to be valid. shut up.

you may be anti-cop but you're acting like more of a gay police than anybody else.

for the record: im not aro-ace. but even my allosexual/alloromantic ass can smell this bullshit a mile away.

[mildew-mop]

LIFE RANT (lengthyish)

bruh i fucking hate not being able to afford t rn. its like im not even horny anymore. plus im just like sad all the time. fucking hate working. fucking hate delivering fucking packages to people for fucking walmart. fuck walmart. walmart is free if you know what you’re doing. its not that hard. fuck you.

i want my fucking testosterone but its gotta fucking $60 cause i’m still on my parent’s shitty fucking healthcare cause im 19. its fucking stupid. i had to pay so much fucking $$$ for new equipment for my fucking pet snake so i can get him out of my shitty old apartment and into where i live now and the little fucker better appreciate it cause i don’t have my fucking tgel for like weeks now cause im working my ass off for him plus my fucking cats but i get them all back cause they’re my fucking cats and they belong to me because they’re my fucking babies and they’re not getting separated at no stupid goddamn shelter.

my fucking cats. June. Jellybean. Jerry. Pasta. Noodle. tiny babies. mine. no one else’s. mine. plus Mike (ball python not cat).

i hate my old apartment. lmao fucking got bought up by some company. yeah have fun with your roach infested shithole. great fucking investment. when ate you gonna make the homeless addicts in the lobby who leave garbage all over the stairs and smoke cigs + (not cigs) pay rent? or are they free with the roaches and 2 flights of stairs and no elevator and the stolen packages in the lobby??? literally fuck all of it. fuck it all.

shout out to weed. shout out to weed above it all. thank you for your service. shout out to that person who uploaded all of Bluey on tumblr. shout out to funny and/or talented bitches on the internet.

[skinnypaleangryperson]

I can't imagine how quality my life would be if people were willing to listen to niche, incredibly strange cornered personalities. I'm such an interesting person, but people don't speak my language 98% of the time and nobody cares to unless you speak the mainstream, boring oversaturated languages that people speak with celebrity pop culture, influencers, and the so forth. The worthlessness that I feel from not being able to fit into mainstream society has made a black mark. Still, the niche incredibly strange personality persists.

I'm just a incredibly strange mentally ill, genuinely schizophrenic incredibly imaginative maladaptive daydreaming mentally ill person who cannot tell fantasy from reality, but I feel like it could have been so much more than that if society had spaces for more niche corners like us to speak.