#except harry potter

[brobertdowneyjr]

I'm sifting thru fics like it’s 1848 and I'm panning for gold in the river

[lizzyiii]

Respectfully I could fix them ALL if I had the chance and love them the way they need to be loved. My only type is silver-haired broken assholes and dark-haired charismatic beauties

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sirius Orion Black being the tallest, strongest, smartest, most powerful, and most attractive Marauder. Everyone in the castle wants a piece of him. He’s slept with most of the people in their year, along with the ones above and below theirs. He is, quite literally, the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower. He doesn’t study, but he still gets straight Os in every single class. He takes every single course for his NEWTs and gets Os in all of them. He’s one of those people that’s good at everything he gets his hands on. He’s friends with most people in Hogwarts, and has all sorts of connections with all sorts of people in every single social circle.

Enter Remus John Lupin, his geeky, awkward, kind of ugly, virgin, dork, studious, average height boyfriend. His idea of a wild evening is sitting in a corner, reading a book with some mildly sexual content with a cup of tea and a bar of chocolate. He clings to Sirius’ arm in social circumstances, twiddling his thumbs and silently watching everyone.

No one understands how, exactly, they got together. Everyone just knows that they’re absolutely adorable and madly in love.

[psychopomperanian]

hpma au where everything's the same except the sallow twins and ominis are there, and there's no tragedy, only sassy slytherin shenanigans

[i-like-to-look-at-your-back]

The most comfy chair in Hogwarts

Based on

[sweetnnaivete]

mad scientist pandora evil surgeon evan hot professor barty and weird man off the street regulus

[blorger]

Look, listen, this is a very important question for the culture: why does the hp fandom at large like to act like Lucius Malfoy meant to open the chamber of secrets?

Book 2 Lucius Malfoy was clearly in his live laugh love era; the Great Diary Reshuffle of 92 was very much an improv moment, a petty action to mess with a Weasley and get rid of a cursed artifact at the same time. I'm sure he went home feeling real proud of his innovative problem-solving.

Even when Draco recounts the letter from his father, all we get from Lucius is basically "sit tight and watch", not exactly the words of someone invested in the outcome.

I'm very much in the "the diary was left to Abraxas Malfoy and Lucius had no idea what it really was" camp, tho that is just a personal spice I like to add to the books, am unsure of jkr's actual intentions (if she even thought it through to that extent)

[handledwithgloves]

yeah you hate dumbledore yeah you hate snape yes you think hogwarts is a shit school

HARRY doesnt

its okay to have ur opinions about hp characters and such but if ur writing from harry’s perspective you cant just make him reflect your own beliefs and opinions 😭 he has his own

[glassfag]

tom reading at the slytherin table during lunch and harry trying to take pictures of him from the other side of the great hall and posting them to his ig story with "U r not a vibe bro".

[french-vanilla-in-the-clouds]

𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞!

𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔! 𝑮𝒆𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒔 𝒇𝒍𝒚!

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I'll go first...

Okay... the Governor and I are headed to Vienna to catch a show at the theatre and I'll be gifted a love letter! I love this man to bits but I'm expecting a double cross... ❤️🥀

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[mrflay]

I'm not much of a shipper, BUT.

[ihavesomejays]

i like to think of myself as a comedian sometimes

[iamnmbr3]

wait. i just thought of something. tom riddle was born on december 31st. which means he probably spent every birthday alone at hogwarts since he had no home to go back to and all his wealthy slytherin housemates had no reason to stay at school over the holidays and surely all went back to their own families.

not that it would've made much difference even if it were another time of year. i doubt walburga black and her ilk would've been keen to hand out gifts to an impoverished presumed muggleborn. remember how harry had never gotten presents before school? tom was the version of harry where that never changed.

he probably never even mentioned the date to anyone. why would he? for all intents and purposes it was just another day.

[snootyfoxfashion]

i think john mulaney just makes it so clear how so many of you still view addicts. the man was an addict. for so long. he was on drugs when he wrote your fave jokes and did your fave bits. and so he fucks up in the way that only addicts do and thats like. it. no more tumblr funnyman. no more relatable gifs because that was just a persona. and who he really is is too much. just a bit too problematic now. he's divorced so he's not a certified wifeguy anymore and all the wifeguy fans can't like him anymore. we've learned too much about his private life now to be able to project anything on to him.

"what, are you gonna cancel john mulaney? i'll kill him"

like if that doesn't make you see how fucked it is to put celebrities on these pedestals and have these parasocial relationships idk what will.

"likability is a jail"

idgaf what this man did or didn't do because entertainment isn't a fucking moral standpoint and we are ALL in varying degrees of good versions and bad versions of ourselves.

so i finally got around to watching john mulaney's latest stand up special and i just gotta say its fucking wild how i've literally never seen anyone mention anything about it on here. the internets' complete 180 on this guy is. something.

[its-just-hyper]

In anticipation for the ending of my hero academia, I gotta say: man, is anyone remembering that one time that one beloved book series about a wizarding school ended with the flawed government staying exactly the same, everyone having kids and naming them after killed off characters, and the protagonist becoming a cop?

[chiocchi]

The Knight and The King AU