#everytime i get tagged in these i get so excited
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Wait y'all I love wip games these actually are SO fun ok lemme start combin' AUGH THANKS FOR TAGGIN ME MAN!!
S- "Save it," Darry knocks his arm off, slides both Dallas' 'n Two's plates in front of them
O- On instinct. Darry reaches over 'n pulls it away from his mouth.
D- "Dunno, things endin' I guess," Steve's eyes cut hard 'n Soda chuckles, blows out a lazy ring of smoke. "Summer, I mean. 'N everythin' else."
A- And for a moment he was August wind runnin' over oceans 'n wheat fields 'n plains where cowboys rode 'n findin' Soda in the middle of an abandoned road, cold metal bars wobblin' under scraped palms 'n knees ' he felt, for one tremblin' moment, alive with it all.
P- Pony shifts, glances at the phone as it rings for the second time, eyes slidin' anxiously in the dark.
O- Oh, Glory God all-fuckin'- mighty.
P- "Please don't do this."
EEK!! gotta get my lovely writer mutuals in on this cause I LOVE seein yalls work!!! @sarcasticallyexplicit11 @horsegirlsodapop @littlestarbigsky @ranx0 @specific-dreamer yall want your word is JULY!! (also all my other writers I'm sorry I know I'm forgettin some of yall!!!)
WIP word game
Thanks to @queerdeans for the tag! My word was SUPER
I don't have any spn wips rn but this is from my roadtrip au!
S - Sunday morning arrives and they're both slow to get up. U - Unfortunately this only serves to push him further into Dally, who wriggles closer. P - Pickpocketing strangers, groping a woman in broad daylight and laughing when she cusses him out, and once, trying to gatecrash a stranger’s house party and arguin’ with the guy at the door that yes, he is allowed to be there. E - “Even yours?” he asks. R - "A racecar driver," he answers automatically.
tagging uhhh @dallasgallant @your-unfriendlyghost and whoever wants to do it! your word is GOLD
#AGH#everytime i get tagged in these i get so excited#also these were all taken from different wips#so sorry theyre all like VASTLY different vibes#i had to COMB for some of these man#but ACK#theyre so FUN#plus they make me have to go back n look at wips#gotta finish some of these man#tag games#wip#the outsiders#reblog game#my MUTUALS🫶#bro speaks#also#my writing#a lil at least
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@intotheelliwoods here's your snacks as promised
#rottmnt#2al fanart#Was THIS CLOSE 🤏 to trashing this one too I nearly forgot this is my FUN blog#love talking about change and how its so scary and exciting at the same time#im sorry i can't be normal about the peepaw verse#making this a regular tag now#ell come get your juice#EDIT:IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME I MESSED UP IMAGE LAYOUT
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Adivinen quien al fin dibujo algo? Wich means I'm back baby!
Its not perfect (like everything I made), but I just love drawing comic-like-stuff, I get to relax more. I dont try to do the lines perfectly or the super accurate anatomy (mostly cause I dont know shit about anatomy at all) and also get to be more simple in the colors, wich helps cause I struggle making colors a lot.
I missed drawing my babies...but why did I drawing them like that? XD I swear...I think I should have seen some reference cause I totally change the way I draw the Burger Babys which is crazy for me XD
Now...is this an AU, is this them as teenagers, why is Louise working on Aplebees? Well I didnt put an exact age for the guys here, they could be 16 or 19 I dunno.
This is solely based on this post from @zer0ogravity I lmao with this and totally need it to draw it.

btw I from Latam, I didn't knew what Applebees was until making this comic so if Applebees dont look like this sorry.
#bob's burgers#my art#bobs burgers#im back#I have been drawing other stuff#but this is the one I get to finish#is kinda...not clean(?)#but hey is funny#...#at least the dialogue#hope you like it#love the dynamics here#Im totally sure that when Louis get old enough to swear#she would do it all the time#just because#and this got me thinking Gene could be a great#they are such a foodie he would want just the fresh-esh ingredients#Oh! like Bob in that halloween episode#he was so excited abouth the beekeeping#my poor man#XD#and Tina is just me ordering anything#I have to rehearse exactly what am I gonna order#and if they tell me we dont have this would you want to changed it with this?#my brain literally explode#so everytime I get my order right I congratulate myself#and get high five if any of my family or friend is with me#did you miss my excess of tagging?#love you all
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I have a gift for y'all today !!! 😊 Ever wanted to find a line in Re:Kinder in a single place for the sake of reference?? How about multiple chunks of lines. how about all the little variations that arise in the text with it's many endings, item descriptions, text that comes from interacting with the enviroment, and character info from the menu without having to boot up the game and go through it at long minutes!!???
well i sure did😊 Since I do a lot of fanart and think up my own silly theories and thoughts that need me to reference the game lines a lot, i have made a transcript for it for convenience's sake. A weirdly thorough transcript handwritten and proofread by me including all character lines available in-game. And I'm sharing it with you all today for anyone that wants it !!! :3 To use as a reference for creative fanworks or a quick search for a line in-game, whatever you wish to use it for!!
It uses the english translation of the game by vgperson. So naturally all credit for the game lines available in here is to her and Parun who made the game.
I did my best to organize it in a way easy to digest. Do note that I'm still human, and there's still the chance for mistake in it no matter how much I've proofread it, since I'm not even an english native speaker ^^. But I hope it serves you well nonetheless if you wish to use it.
That's my gift for today!!! Not the usual art, but still a project I'm proud of. Enjoy!!! 😊
#re:kinder#rekinder#not art#now goofy commentary for those who read my tags#i may have spent at the very minimum around 35 hours on it 😁 because thats what my pomodoro timer got to count in sum#but then again i spent more time without timing it as well so. we'll never know how many hours in total I've put into this#no regrets it was fun because shocking fact of all i enjoy this game🫣 (/s)#you could say but michael there are long playthroughs available on YouTube#couldnt you reference that instead of making a transcript#to that i say... they don't play the game like i do im picky as hell they dont show me every nook and cranny possible#and also i dont like scrubbing through those i thought just pressing ctrlF on a script would be easier. AND IT IS JAJSJSJSJSJS#but thats personal preference all in all#and im used to using transcripts for fanworks coming from earthbound. like there's one for the main game dialogue online and i love it a lot#for this game to not have any felt like some sort of crime considering how cool the story and the lines it has are#its also plenty useful for a game you're writing the spanish wiki for#yes i am doing that apparently my hobby became community work since i got into this game#gotta put that free time before turning 18 and getting a job onto something why not make resources just because i can#anyway fun fact while proofreading i noticed that everytime yuuichi was on scene there was a typo because i got too excited or emotional#either i was laughing because of how evil he is or i was getting unreasonably angry at the treatment he recieved in the past#in section 9 which is true end confrontation i was doing mistakes left and right until the fabled princess line scene#there i was bawling like a baby but THE ERRORS STOPPED ABRUPTLY LIKE I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE ALL UNTIL THE SCENE ENDED#THEN THERE WERE A BUTLOAD OF MISTAKES ITS INCREDIBLY FUNNY😭 i was fighting for my life holding in all those typos because i couldnt see#so this transcript was made with a lot of emotion laugh and tears and now you know#now i can get bagk to drawing this is the thing i mentioned i was doing fot a while#content feeding schedule crazy rn
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THREE NEW MARIEJORDAN FICS UPLOADED TO AO3 WE’RE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
#gen v#jordan li#marie moreau#mariejordan#limoreau#everytime i check the tag and theres a new fic i get so excited like its christmas or something
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I'm so unwell about Johnny / Juniper and his interactions with others (like Phoenix Polyblank, The Handler, Niles, Nora etc etc) it's just hard to formulate it into words. I can vividly imagine scenarios in my head but when it comes to writing it down it just sounds like I'm going to go on a lengthy paragraph essay.
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Also I tend to do a tremendous amount of song rambles as I call it. If a song heavily fits a character, I go into great descriptive details about it and it's association with said character. Hmmm
#benny.txt#i wanna share these more#but im so anxious about it i only share it to one singular person at this point#plus im not sure if people are really interested? or if its too much?#everytime i get excited abt smthn#people usually give me the weirdest look ever and it makes me not wanna talk again :(#some of these are oc related and some fandom related#i hope people dont mind that when i post john juniper art i tag it as Johnny stardust too cause theyre almost the same thing in my head#same design#different concepts#johnny is super fleshed out already
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my fellas. who wanna know about my ocs!! the dates are when i made them
(names)
sonic
-ivy (7 years old..8 this year?)(maned wolf)
i made her lesbian like when i made her i was born to love girls (i am a man now tho i just. i love my wife) BUT then she likes nobody now. homeless
-screws (same as ivy i made them the same fay..)(hes evil)(bat robot)
used to be tails robotnik stole him neglects his stuoud bat son with a broken wing
-nova (a few weeks, same w zephyr)(blue vienna lop rabbit)
homeless. dont gaf about dark or light gaia or chaos ir any..anything rly that anybody in sonic worships she hates that shit bc of her fam
-zephyr (nova infi)(eastwrn blue bird)
rich asshole. he likes his team tho
invader zim
-slek (like a year old) (yellow irken)
rebel who does fashion
-brak (made with slek) (red irken)
very devoted but has a rebel sister (not biological). retired bc dissibilties i cant spell blehhh
-xev (a year and a week or two) (dark blue irken)
rebel, lives on earth.
-schlub (like 2 weeks old) (green and brown irken)
stupid defective with heterochromia. total boyfailure. friends w nyx
-nyx (a few weeks old) (vortian)
violent ahh vortian eho makes tech
naruto.. I DIDNT WRITE DOWN ANY OF THEIR INFO IM SO FUCKUNG MAD I HAD SM STUFF it might be on my twitter or quotev dawg. maybe disc ALL THEIR INFO IS FUCKUNG GINEE
-aoi(idk why i have no info for her im mad. ..5 years old)
she is related to haru! also her name isbstuoid but i cant change it bc nostoglia
-haru (also like 5 years old. like same week as aoi tho)(i have changed her name 7 times.)
mainly does medical ninjutsu. she is the..lesder i think.
-emi (shes..like..October 2024)
shes.. she likes animals like rabbits. shes pretty. she is the mesicr of the team
-byakuro (hes the same day. if you see the theme of me making 38282 ocs at a time nuhuh)
i said "hes albino and drinks things blood to power his gekki kenrkfkfo" i cant rember HOW YOU SPELL IT or anything about naruto.
dandys world
-aria (she was made as a half joke. to ship her with vee so she could be puzzlevision bc my hyperfix was smg4.) (a few weeks old)(idk if shes a main or not(in lebsians with vee)
-solaris (shes a sun. astros cousin)(a bit okder then aria but a few weeks too)(shes a main)
uhmhmm.. smg4
-smg8. (hes from mid last year)(he TOOK SO LING TO MAKE IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO FIGURE OUT ANYTHING ABT HIM.)(his avatar is ness)
he has a gutsy bat. hes cool asf
robloxed
-lilac twin #1
-lilac twin #2
these two are from 2018 dawg its me and my siblings ava THEY HAVE SM LORE
the group of roblox. i have to reinstall it on my phone to see their NAMES?? i had no robux, no avatar creator, just my avatar items. i was so goatdd at storybuilding I am always. I ALWAYS AM. these guys had CRAZY LORE. sm. i cant rmrbr a ton but its ok
so hey i came back DUDE. thegre all named steampunk 1-7 idk ther names IDK WHY I DID THAG.
ones i rmrbr
-ava. ginger. the main girl she was a person working at black dragon llc or whatever idrc or remeber (the uniform was this one roblox hat, and a black and white shirt. no exceptions.) she was..romantically involved when i rewrote lore (which i dont have anymore)(i lose alot of info bc it was on quotev)(fhe shithole) BECAUSE I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH IN THE GUY I ROLEPLAYED WITH. idk why she worked there
-bacon (rhe guy i roleplayed with and turned into my oc bc i used to be an oc stealer if nobody gave a fuc about em) did not like ava it was one sided. not apart of the company. doomed yaori TO THE FUCKING MAX HELLO they are doomed to die lit. ALSI HE GOT POSSESED AND HAD LIKE A DEMON FOLLOEIJG HIM IT WAS CRAZY . his other name was alan
these two are traumatized and forced to winder. that was the lire i had WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 FIR THEM tbf i liked mtmb ofc i was like this (i heart corpsesyndrome) i love their lore tho it ok
then the ither employees
-ceo, behind some of it, hated ava. a mysterious guy that didnt have an avatar bc i was broke. he loves illgeal stuff
-emily, blonde (french fry haired) and dating the other guy nit alan. she works bc she is broke thats it
-other guy, guest hair. he has no special info. dated emily
-this one girl my sib heloed make (wasnt canon til way later because i didnt let my sib play hc they didnt havr the hat) does illegal stuff so terribly broke and homeless.
-last girl. purple hairbi think shes lilac twins mom. lavender updo like them too.
SAIKI K!!!
iwanari i never figuredbout a last name. she has alot of info! she is ginger. very new..from december. if yoy didnt notice the newer the more info (except for ivy and screws i jusf love sonic) but idk im not writing it down.
south park
bernie! hes what i named new kid in the sp games.
i gave him alot of extra lore. also i stopped playing after buying every dlc in the game and buying atick of truth i spent so much moneh on my sp hyperfix dawg
some other kid
his name wqs gabriel zane wilson ZANE WQS MY GRANDAFS NAME HELLO?? but he was rly fleshed out
creepypasta
i have to log into quotev for this one.
sam ann barber-grey.
the only ine i tried to make a story for!
the males of her family call her sammy idk why
she hates kids dawg. also she likes her dad, has a cat, and a brother. she visits them and pretends like she didnt meurder half her family! (moms side)
she likes toby and hates jeff. she has an angel motif and is one of my older ocs ALL MY CREEPYPASTA OCS ARE FROM EARLY 2023!?!? yeah. i have so much info on em like..where theg live and blood type.
William Ross Harbor
i almost named his mom Pearl without realizing wy i shouldnt. i dont think i changed it on his form. also he is a texas man..he takes care o this kid named bon bon(siblings oc)
he nearly got killed by jeff and had a story at some pint
he bas two cats
also he likes all of his family he just ended up fucking up everything and killing his finance (i spelt it finance so its totally that)
he has no dad so he acts like a father!
also hiss family was broke dawg
Matthew lee parker.
i had to make him into two ocs its so funny.
hes a ghost w/o eyes (i got tired of giving ocs eye colors im p sure) and he strangles people. also he has two dogs idk why?? i think some of the info stayed when i meant t change it. also he likes EJ (in a firned way) and lazari (i love lazari i grew up w her. shes the reason i cursed for the first time jajaja) and i think thags funny. no eyes and then the kid that..was yeah. but hes good w kids. ALSO ALL OF THESE CREEPYPADTA OCS AND GABRIEL HAVE THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY PLANNED OUT TOO.
daniel rob anderson
he was also matthew lee parker. idk why
hes my mh oc he ends up killing himself lmao. he has alot of stuff but he wears a jester mask and just went insane and remebered the stuff he djd. he had beef w alex and brian bc he wanted to do the film with them and didnt. alex introduced him to jay and they are friends. also dont gaf about tim its so funny to me hes such a hateful bitch
fnaf
i had like 200 im so fr it was my main int 2016-2021 dawg
the main was candycane she was a cat. i had a ton of others i dont rmrbr the name of or anything about and need to find their papers again. i HAVE LIKE 200 PIEVES OF PAPER WITH JUST FNAF OCS ON THEM I LITERALLY HAVE HUNDREDS OF FHCKING PIECES OF FNAF ART ONLY IN PAPER FRKM ONLY ONE YEAR.
WHAT DID WEEZER SAY sorry hello i love weezer i have been listening to weezer the entire time i wrote this(2 hours)
marble hornets
the worst of them all DREAM SMP. which is still fun asf to rp. i never wached any streams but i was still into it.
gacha.
kaylow the hoe with stakhome syndrome for some reason i was weird. amy MY FIRST GACHA OC THE BULLIED HYBRID THAT TURNED INTO A ORINCESS and an acutally good oc. wiawish the genie. pasty the weird..paste cat. soymay that qas also roblox in a fleshed out universe w my sib fran. wa toi many fleshed out story lines.
undertale
ascoren and my entire fucking au
ascoren - she has changed over 70 times im so fr. shes a skeleton that is sblijgs with the...four others. she hates her au dawg she only likes classic sans, paci (sans not papyrus) frombher au, zero(my sibs oc), and swap papyrus. she lowk chill.
in the au there is 2 sanses and 2 papyruses. its a genocide/pacifist thing and its like if you had fell sans and turned him into papyrus(genocide), dream sans mixed with error(genocide sans), swap papyrus and cross (pacafist papyrus), and alphys mixed with blueberry sans. (pacafist sans) IT WAS KINDA COOL. it was a self aware au where the world was kind of corrupting itself. the different timelines caused by 1000030r00302 runs or wtv very basic I WAS 10 OKAY. IT WAS 2019. (ive been a fan since 2017. i loved indie games dawg) but uhm yeah the files got corrupted leading into their personalitys. ascoren was the one that hopped universes she was the first made a few hours before the others I MADE THEM ALL IN ONE DAY AND TOOK LIKE 8 FUCKUNG HOURS this is ALL on my old phone that hardly works sadly. my galaxy s9...
but yeah theyre OLD. ascoren was unnamed for a few days before i made the ithers ig but like. shes older by a few days and had no lore. AT THE TIME I WAS OBSESSED WITH HANDPLATES SO SHE HAD LIKE. SHE WAS BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD HANDPLATES STYLE the others were normal and just existed. she was special.
mlp
no name. mint green. thats it.
WARRIOR CATS EVEN THOUGH I NEVER READ THE BOOKS?? i made them in wcue..i think thats the roblox games name.
i cannot remember their names i can only think of my smg4 au </3 buti have 4. all fleshed out. i got wayyy too inti warrior cats for never had read the books. (thanks deviantart last year!) theyre all like a few months old.
mixed aka shes south park and invader zim i cldnt decide jajajaja
amy. scene kid she was a self insert from when i went by amy(because of the marble hornegs character not amy rose)
boom. every oc i could think of. i have way more (if yoy look at fnaf youll see why)(i have more then that) but still. also if anyone has questions for the creepypastas and gabriel(sp) i have forms on quotev i used
then for the invader zim, saiki k, aria, and sonic i have stuff i wrote down. ill probz write about them all more someday
#zim ramblings!#dawg i have too manu ocs#im so sorey if this comes up and u get excited bc jts ur intrests thats why this has no tags#so nobody gets excited#zims realy cool ocs#i think thered dandys world#and roblox in gen#and then thered invaderbzim and sonic#and then thered like...#naruot idk what else#this is way too ling#dawg everytime i talk about ascoren i remember me and my sib traded accounts on roblox#bc thats their user#fran shoutout
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im so disappointed in my art lately . im not a beginner artist, but i feel like everything i do looks like i am . i feel like it would only be acceptable for a beginner . i havent made any progress since i was 11 . today is not a good day
#artist problems? except i barely even count as an artist atp#non serious vent sorry#i dont usually textpost because i much prefer just sticking it in the tags and hoping i forget about it#but i dont have anything to post. i literally have not been able to make anything at all.#does any other artist feel like this?#i know everyone says they feel like this but i cant decide if its comforting or condescending#all the other artists say “oh i hate my art!” when their art is good because its just the artists eye or whatever its called#and on one hand its comforting because everyone hates their art#but on the other hand its so discouraging because if you hate your art so much#how does mine look? how bad is mine?#i dont like talking abt weed bc its kinda weird for a 14 year old but i feel like the only times i can draw without crying -#- is when im high#i dont know i need to take a break or something#might focus on writing but everything is just so frustrating to me lately#i cant promise literally anything anymore because everytime i get excited to create its just GONE so fast#becaus i cant like anything i make#i keep searching for some kind of art advice that will actually help but i never can figure out how to apply it#and most of it is just “keep practicing!” as if i havent been practicing since i was 8 years old#i feel like at this point i have to just start all the way over but i dont even know how#at this point i would rather art regress than keep churning out the same mediocre garbage ive been drawing since 2022#and its not even that im pressuring myself to draw. its that all my art has just looked the same for so long and im so frustrated#i literally cannot draw anything without crying anymore its really upsetting#anyway sorry for the negativity on main :( this blog has kinda become my diary and im just an overdramatic teenager or whatever i dont know
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rereading the letters in my inbox . whatever
#💭#seriously i don’t think i’ve ever(!) loved a character as much as i love childe. he’s been part of me for as long as i met him#and i adore him so so much. how lucky i am to get to see his bitch face everytime i get on my screen. my baby mwa mwa#i’m so excited for his birthday art and ueue i can’t wait to see more of him. in artworks in events whatever i just#wow! i love you. hi. i love you. love you you love you love youuuu!!!!#mika ♡ ajax#correction btw : ever since* i met him. ahh if only i could edit tags
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i keep getting so excited to reblog things i forget to put anything in the tags ;-;
#literally everytime i've reblogged my friends art with no tags or comment its because of this lol#i just get so excited and i click too fast im sorry jbkl;hawkleh
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Part of my south park mall au
Bebe works at forever 21 for the sole purpose of getting first dibbs on everything that comes in. She will hard judge the customers at the register, but what else is there to do all day!
Bebe tried to get Wendy to work with her, but Wendy was adamant about staying at her current job at Build-a-bear. Besides, who else would fluff the bears? Butters? No. Butters isn't allowed near the machine after he nearly drowned the whole store in stuffing his first week. He'll just stick dressing up the animals.
#bebe stevens#wendy testaburger#butters stotch#south park#so butters is good with kids while wendy is good with adults#they make a great tag team and they both still love stuffed animals and get genuinely excited everytime they get a new line of bears#bebe is here because i love her#would she actually shop a lot at f21? no shes a high class bitch but sometimes its nice to pick something up!#sp mall au
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fic pls?
AU, where Bruce accidentally gets de-aged (physically and mentally), and the first person he bumps in is... Red Hood.
To Jason's defence, he didn't connect the dots at first. He was just patrolling around his usual turf, thinking of nothing in particular, when he saw a small child in a ridiculously serious suit, sulking around Crime Alley. He looks distraught, and considering that he looks rich, it is no surprise - that is not a place for him. So, he is either lost or something happened, right?
He takes the helmet off, as he usually does when he is dealing with kids (they got scared easily) and carefully approaches a brooding baby.
'Hey, shrimp. Where are your parents at?'
That said shrimp turns around, his big blue eyes looking confused and lost, and Jason thinks he looks awfully familiar.
'I am not shrimp,' he protests instantly, pouting at him. 'And they are somewhere... here. We just left the movie theatre together!'
Jason glances at the abandoned movie theatre, back at the little rich boy with a familiar frown, and it clicks. This is his fucking dad. Suddenly, a kid - but it is fucking Bruce Wayne, for sure.
'Was watching Zorro by any chance?' Jason still asks, just to be sure that he is not going insane.
Bruce - and it must be him - beams at him.
'Yes! This is a great movie, by the way.'
Oh, hell. At least, he didn't witness his parents' death just yet. Jason wasn't sure he would be able to deal with his father being so small, and mourning his mom and dad. He would probably cry himself at some point.
'Hey,' Jason calls out for him slowly, squatting down; God, who would've thought that this little shrimp would become so tall and big in the future. 'Aren't you... You must be Thomas's kid, right?'
Okay, yeah, Jason is going to lie to this kid. Because there is no way he manages just to steal Bruce as a stranger to bring him back home; it is still a kid, even if it is his father. Right?
'You know my dad?' Bruce tilts his head, little fingers tugging on the hem of his jacket; suspicious.
'You could say that,' Jason nods. 'Alfie... I mean, Alfred called me. Asked me to pick up a kid, since Thomas and Martha got an urgent call.'
Fuck his life and stupid life choices. What the hell he was even doing? He looked like a mugger; or like a psycho. But Alfred was his best bet - he could call him, after all; ask, well, support his idiotic made-up story.
'No one calls Alfred Alfie but my dad,' Bruce pouts in a very, very spoiled manner.
'Well... I do. We served together in the army,' he blurts out.
His armour, apparently, is enough a proof for the kid to nod slowly.
'Okay. But you gotta take off your strange mask first,' Bruce folds arms on his chest.
...???
Did this kid just agree for an unknown man to take him home? Like this? Who could've thought that this pouty child would become the most paranoid man alive in the future?
'Uh, why?'
'So I can remember your face and do an identikit, if you turn out to be a bad guy,' Bruce smirks stupidly. 'Duh.'
Jason is going to cry. This kid is so cute.
'Yeah, duh,' Jason huffs, but despite his better judgment takes the domino mask off as well. 'Go on, take your time. My identikit should be the prettiest, shrimp.'
Bruce... gawks at him. His eyes are comically wide now, mouth open, and then, he jumps a little closer to him - oh, God, he is jumping when excited? - putting his hellishly cold hands on Jason's cheeks.
'Woah. You look like dad.'
'Uh,' Jason nods awkwardly, and because he is an idiot, adds a joke: 'We are brothers, actually. Just don't talk much.'
...Apparently, little Bruce can't take jokes. Because he lets out an adorable gasp, and throws himself on Jason as if they knew each other for ages now.
'Uncle? That's so cool. You look like Zorro!'
Damn this little kid, and this stupid family. Damn Joe Chill and the night he killed this kid's parents. Damn it all. Bruce might be an asshole sometimes, but he was so... cute and innocent.
'Thanks, shrimp,' Jason slides a domino mask back on, picks up little Bruce with one arm, and grips a helmet with another. 'Come on, let's go home. Alfred will make your favourite tiramisu.'
'You know my favourites?!'
Jason sniffles.
'Yeah. Yeah, I do, kid.'
If he gets so emotional over this kid, he has no idea how worse Dick is going to be once he finds out.
Oh, this is going to be one hell of a night.
#batmobile conveniently appears to be somewhere close so Jason uses it to get lil Bruce back#Bruce is Buzzing with excitment this car is so cool#also Bruce “I get stolen for ransom everytime and then so I just chill most of the time” Wayne#*narrator's voice*: Dick in fact was sobbing when he saw little B#Alfred sniffled a few time#everyone was amused by Jason uncle story so they just kept teasing him about it#little B unironically thought his uncle was cool though#normal-sized Bruce and Jason stared awkwardly at each other afterwords#something about Jason reminding and acting like Thomas Wayne a lil...#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#prev tags#ahhhhhhhhhhh
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*Hacker Voice*
I'm In. >B3
#To clarify#I now have an A03 account!#I Have even Less of an idea how it works#and don't even get me started on tagging#i tried reading them there instructions and i took a nap afterward since it was so many at onece#like what in earth is a pseud?#French?!? Latin?!?#everytime i look it up it just takes me back to A03!!!!#and don't even get me started on Tagging!!!#If i ever post something it will have no tags!#untill i fi gure out what it mean#Good News! I can finally post fics!!!#I am very excited to reveal......MY TAV#it so cool i get the hype :3
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and for a very mentally blissful four weeks, i was so caught up in not thinking about current debates on how language is acquired and etc, that i forgot i live in a world where noam chomsky exists
#screaming crying sobbing#everytime im reminded of universal grammar i get a headache#i would censor things to ensure they dont show up in tags but honestly if anyone can make like.#i understand universal grammar i understand the concepts and ideals behind it. i dont understand how anyone can be like omg so true!#if anyone can make me go ohhh thats why people think this is true and real. ill be so excited. pspsps
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hii! i really love how u write like.. I ALWAYS GET EXCITED EVERYTIME U POST!! if it's okay can i request rin itoshi with a size kink.. like the reader is just too small for his own good. Thank you so much!!!!
don't look at me, i'm high on the praises. here you go queen, here's your filth mwuah mwuah :)
☆ adorable!
rin itoshi thinks you're adorable.
he thinks you're adorable when you compare the size of her hand to his randomly, or when he can only really see the top of your head when on a walk.
he thinks you're adorable when you wear a hoodie of his, and completely get drowned under the fabric. or when you snuggle next to him during a movie-night and he can feel just how well you fit against his chest — the slow rise and fall of your chest synced to his.
he thinks you're adorable when you pout and he can squish your cheeks together with one hand easily, or when you need something from the topmost shelf and you need his help — even if you throw a fit about it.
rin itoshi just thinks you're adorable. that's it. it's innocent.
it's just every once in a while that his mind... it races.
rin itoshi thinks of how well your small hands would feel against his cock as you jerk him off, or how he could just lift the hoodie you had borrowed from him and bunch it on your waist as he fucks into your pliant cunt from behind.
rin itoshi could so easily press his achy, pre-smeared tip to the back of your throat, right? could you even take half of his length, or would you cry? doe-eyes so tearful as he would make it fit within your mouth?
shit, rin itoshi could probably catch both of your hands in one of his and have you however he wants.
what would you be able to even do? try to shake him off? or perhaps, try to shimmy off his grip from yours as he makes you cry with the relentless pace of his cock ramming into you? what could you even do beside take it..?
and fuck, maybe rin itoshi could fuck you in one of his jerseys.
that itoshi tag would look so pretty sticking to your back as he would smack his pelvis against yours in a lewd rhythm, pulling your hair back, drawing out such pornographic moans out of your wrecked body. that tag would look so pretty as your wobbling lips would chant his name and your helpless hands would try to grasp onto the sheets under — grasp onto your slipping sanity.
what about the fact that he could easily carry you from one place to the other? rin itoshi can almost imagine how easily he'd be able to toss and turn you — manhandle you into whatever position he'd like.
even with jittery limbs and pussydrunk thoughts, he is sure he'd be able to first have you against the couch, then the floor, the the kitchen counter, maybe the bedroom next, and lastly, in the shower...?
and, god, rin itoshi could probably feel his erection bulge within your heat, see it with his own two eyes.
what would he even do when he sees the impression of his cockhead slyly against your stomach? would he press down on it, make you see stars with each dragged out plunge of his cock, or would he squish your cheeks with one hand and make you look at the obscene bulge yourself?
rin itoshi could almost just cum from the thought of having you—
"—rin?" your soft voice breaks his train of thoughts, "you okay..? you look dazed."
"do i?" rin plasters on a smile, suddenly remembering about the utterly stupid movie playing on his t.v. screen, and you — his bestfriend — slumped next to him. he shakes his head with the same smile, "sorry. jus' started thinkin' about something."
you stare up at him, looking so confused, "about what?"
"hah, nothing in particular." rin just shrugs, burying the topic well-before it could even start. "focus on the movie."
"okay...?" you mutter in return, confused at the way he was behaving.
but what could rin itoshi even confess? after all, you weren't even his girlfriend yet.
a/n: pervert!rin is so dear to my heart. nobody can take him away. wrote this one in a hurry so sorry about any mistakes :p tagging: @5hoe1 @scara-simp69 @moodswing101 m.list
#blue lock#bllk#blue lock smut#bllk smut#rin itoshi#itoshi rin#rin itoshi smut#itoshi rin smut#rin smut#rin x reader smut#itoshi rin x reader#itoshi rin x reader smut#bllk x reader#bllk x reader smut
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do you know how many variations of gender neutral i have blocked? do you know how many gender neutral!reader fics still get thru? between fics with no readmores and this im going to go ballistic
#gn!reader squicks me so bad.#just tag it.#just one of the tags.#everytime i think i have all the variations in both my blocked tags and words i get excited for a fic and then go 'oh. i cant. read this.'
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