#everyone has lost the plot
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i hate this lazy ass trend of writing a paragraph and then labelling it with every fictional character you can think of. the king of curses and oikawa will not fuck you the same way. 'rough sex' in the tags and its just one imaginary guys and the character labels are toji fushiguro and light yagami
#jujutsu kaisen x reader#all people here care about clout#nobody writes because they're passionate about a character anymore#no character attributes in the fics#just the same boring smut same 5 lines and a bunch of tags of every character ever#everyone has lost the plot#toji fushiguro#gojo satoru#jjk x reader#smut
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I am watching "My Happy Marriage" for the first time and I really want to like it but it's hard to get past the amateur level writing, and the unnecessary magical element. As a period romance it also seems to lack any adherence to the time period it chose, and it's a shame cuz I think it would be far more interesting if it solved it's drama by adhering to the societal rules surrounding marriage and laws at the time.
I'm powering through it but it feels like I'm reading a poorly researched fanfic.
#my happy marriage#also the main character is the typical meek demure subserviant doormat#which i know is a feature not a bug cuz it's part of her character arc and all#but its just not the kind of character I super love to watch#like girl please you can't be just waiting to be saved all the time don't you get bored of that#text post#personal#i kind of lost it when it turned to the forced kidnapping plot like#i don't think this is the way to convince Lord Kudo to switch brides#everyone has a very poor understanding of how agreements work
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"No time." "No time."
The acknowledgement of the fact that they might not have time. This is all just for a night because tomorrow may come but the next day may not.
Dorian's regrets at thinking about all the different choices and paths they could have taken. Him falling asleep to the idea of bargaining for more time. How this all could have been different.
Orym getting a vision from the wildmother, Will, getting that permission to live came so late. As Orym and Dorian are going off to do something impossible and deadly. That acknowledgement that there really is no time but that night.
If the world ends tomorrow, if they end tomorrow... It would be too soon. It wouldn't be fair. But none of this is fair, is it?
#silver sending stones#cr spoilers#dorym#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#i watched scene again and i got so nauseous#i keep thinking about if one of them dies.#orym would be 2 for 2 in this fight. and hes already going to kill luda. but if he lost BOTH of his great loves? campaign 4 villain orym#Dorian wouldnt have to wait for campaign 4 to become the villain. if orym dies all bets are off and hes burning down the world#and i couldnt blame him#my heart hurts thinking about it#i dont really want to think about it#but how can i not?#how can you look at the end of the world and think that everyone is going to make it?#i HOPE everyone makes it#im not trying to imply that theyre all going to die#but this is a god eater. this breaking open the moon. this is the end of the world as we know it.#something will happen#no one has plot armor#whatever happens happens#and that hurts me#let them have their future matt#let them please
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okay but the parallel between hardison using eliot as an example of redemption to harry in the panamanian monkey job and eliot saying he could never be redeemed (and he’s made peace with that) to sophie in the finale
#something something everyone can see how eliot has been redeemed but eliot. eliot will never believe it#something something hardison looks at the man who has stood beside him and protected him for over a decade and seeing him as redeemed#hardison watching him risk his life day after day after day month after month year after year#and knowing in his heart that this is what they stand for. this is what they strive for. to do better. to be better#and to hardison? eliot is the epitome of that#it breaks his heart that eliot can’t see that#parker wants to shake him he’s being stupid ‘ELIOT CANT YOU SEE’ ‘YOU ARE GOOD’#hardison as he joins in shaking eliot: ‘YOU ARE A GOOD MAN PLS BELIEVE US WE ARE RIGHT UR WRONG’#insert me with the always sunny conspiracy corkboard with red string connecting these two plot elements#i’ve connected the dots#i’ve connected them#I am Not posting this at peak time or anything I just had this thought just now and almost lost it#leverage redemption#leverage ot3#meta#parker x hardison x eliot#eliot spencer meta#eliot spencer#leverage#parallels#the panamanian monkey job#the crowning achievement job#leverage redemption s2#leverage redemption s1#leverage redemption 2.13#leverage redemption 1.02#mine#people pls like this show me I’m not going crazy
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professor layton feels like a franchise where you either played it, made it a core part of your personality and go into a frenzy whenever you see or hear any mention of it
or you didn't play it and wonder why the fuck people are going rabid for a game about puzzles
#what i'm saying is anyone I've ever spoken to who has played all the games has been just as obsessed as I am#and everyone else has acted like i'm insane for getting this worked up about a guy with dots for eyes and rectangular head#pspspsps come here and let me explain the wild ride that is the plot of the lost/unwound future to you#professor layton
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Mmmhhh
#The biggest betrayal of my life has happened that is:#A friend insisted on me to read something and then when I finally started reading it lost interest in it.#And now I have no one to talk about it because if I'm interpreting things right they don't want to talk about it anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#Hashtag betrayed hashtag heartbroken#Anyways............ I have Questions about the jj/k plot can anyone help me out#Or is everyone as clueless about what's going on all the time as the author is#My plan was to catch up by the time the manga ended but I'm not even sure when it does end?#I read it somewhere it was on the 30th but I suppose the raws are out already#I'm at chapter 237 right now I should be done between tonight and tomorrow of I speed through#random rambles#delete later#Thinking of it it makes me a little shy to admit I've been reading it‚ I've read so many bad things in the past about it#I've been enjoying it so far tho#Edit: The “I have questions can anyone help me out” part is serious btw.#Though I suppose I should stop asking for help via little tags little people read ahah#Edit 2: J/UJUTSU KAISEN. I'M READING THAT.
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Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...
#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles.......#this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd#i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen#and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean#zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters....#robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now....#I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!!#the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost'#also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji#this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight#i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again#seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!!#kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN#robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary#ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1.#nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad.#shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you#NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down...#the old man is dying and zoro knows....#shryer is alive who woulda thot.....#'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg#sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me....#THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP???#it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile#everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat#that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all....#nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!!#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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Play for Today: Under the Hammer (BBC, 1984)
"So. Tell me what happened."
"Well. It was me. I kicked it."
"Any particular reason?"
"I lost my temper."
"Who with?"
"I was having a... discussion about the painting and things to do with the painting with McClaren, sir, and, uh... it got out of hand."
"And you kicked the painting?"
"Yes, sir."
"Instead of kicking McClaren?"
"Yes, sir."
"I wish you'd kicked McClaren."
"So do I, sir."
#under the hammer#play for today#single play#bbc#1984#richard wilson#stephen fagan#classic tv#peter vaughan#michael aldridge#james maxwell#peter bayliss#stanley lebor#robert putt#bernard gallagher#david cardy#christopher fulford#harry ditson#john tallents#jill meager#delightfully drily witty play that's a sort of comedy of manners concerning the people involved in the upcoming sale of a potentially fake#van gogh at an auction house. at the beginning it seems like this might be a kind of upstairs downstairs piece‚ contrasting the lowly#porters who arrange and prepare the exhibition of sale contents with the posh managers and experts who float around inbetween them#that element remains but is sidelined a little to focus more on Vaughan's head porter and one moment of lost control which has far reaching#consequences for everyone. Vaughan is as excellent as he always was‚ a tragic portrait of quiet dignity meeting sheer pigheadedness and#unbending yet naturally servile nature. Aldridge and Maxwell‚ tho‚ are the scene stealers as the owner (?) and head expert of the auction#house respectively‚ a pair of upper class grotesques who nevertheless display surprising nuance and depth as the plot develops#(particularly Maxwell). less politically motivated than many PfTs (not that it is at all apolitical: communism‚ the soviet union‚ wartime#looting and princess Diana all figure into the story) but a genuinely very compellingly told and entertaining play that manages moments#of real sharp comic dialogue alongside a gloomier slant on the inevitability of dishonest dealings at every level
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The more we hear about bt bones, the less I’m convinced they’re going to bring up Tommy’s past. They literally could not put him in an emergency that his character was perfectly set up for, in what world would they turn around & give him his own storyline?
If they do go into his bigoted past, I don’t think they’re going to be able to just leave it as is, they’re going to have to resolve it in some way, which means Buck’s going to pull Hen & Chim in along with Tommy, and I really don’t see them giving Tommy an arc that has him interacting with other mains outside of Buck & his storyline (which always seems to involve Eddie. Which could mean nothing.)
I truly do feel that whatever “uncomfortable truths” is going to be about Buck, & I’m PRAYING that it’s him finally acknowledging the shit he’s been through & the way it’s made him into the man he is today & what he ACTUALLY wants.
Someone in the Discord said it best, uncomfortable truths aren’t always something bad. It could be about how big a part of Eddie & Chris’ life he is. It could be that Tommy doesn’t really fit in with the 118, & that could be a dealbreaker. It could be any number of things but I’m CONVINCED that whatever it is, it’s going to be about Buck.
Buck’s the main character, it’s HIS story we’re telling. Tommy’s already had his time in the Begins episodes, and they “wrapped that up” (even if it was an ending worthy of an antagonist side character & not a love interest, but they never planned on bringing him back in that capacity, so it is what it is, unfortunately).
I really do think the “mask” in Masks & the uncomfortable truths they're facing is something about Buck, a mask he’s wearing. As much as I’d love for them to acknowledge how shitty Tommy was in the beginning, I’m not convinced that’s going to be The Thing that breaks them up, & honestly?
I’m okay with that. Obviously, racism & sexism & bigotry in general should be called out, not swept under the rug for the story, but Gerrard isn’t even an out & out racist anymore, he’s just an asshole, and given how they've had Tommy attribute everything to the way that the 118 was "an oppressive place" under Gerrard's leadership, I don't think they're going to bring that back up now.
If they start leaning more into that part of Gerrard now that’s he’s taken Buck under his wing, I could see them reckoning with Tommy’s past actions, but with the storyline they have right now, I think it’s going to be about Buck, & his issues & his “baggage” (which I’m hoping to GOD is Eddie & Chris, but that might be the Buddie girl in me 😭) & what HE wants in life.
If Buck’s going to get off the hamster wheel, he’s going to have to make the choice to do it all by himself, & I hope that’s what Masks is about 🙏
#911 abc#evan buckley#buddie#anti tommy kinard#I’m not anti- Tommy getting called out on his shit btw. I feel like I need to make that clear lol#if they decide to have Gerrard hint at Tommy’s past & then send Buck to Hen & Chim and they tell him everything & he breaks up with Tommy?#I am ALL FOR that shit tbc. I will happily eat my hat of this post. anyway that bt bones happens is perfect for me#I’m just pro- them giving Buck a good & satisfying storyline & pro- getting him off the mf hamster wheel FOR GOOD#& I think there are better ways to do that than elevate a plot device more than he absolutely needs to be#I’m hoping that something happens with Chris (not something bad!!) & Eddie calls Buck over like he did several times last season!#& the “uncomfortable truth” is that Buck will pick Eddie & Chris over anyone & everyone.#the uncomfortable truth is that he already has a family & a partner & it’s not his boyfriend#the uncomfortable truth is that Buck lost his mind bc Eddie made a new friend —#& unintentionally hurt his best friend bc Buck wants Eddie’s attention all the time#this is set up so perfectly to parallel 7x04 & I think that’s intentional. I think Buck’s going to learn what we already knew#damn this is a long post lol my bad#911 speculation#season 8 speculation
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speaking of comparisons, tesilid argente and yoo joonghyuk are both tragic regressors, but i genuinely think tesilid gets more of a raw deal than yjh
yjh may have had to go through 1800+ regressions but a) he chose to do it (even if he doesn't remember at the time) and b) can make his own decisions. like he has free will and can express his emotions and stuff
not only does tesilid not choose to go through his regrssions and has it forced on him by an uncaring god, he also has to police his own actions (and possibly emotions/thoughts??? can't remember exactly how throughly the stigma monitored him) lest his stigma act up and decide he's committing a sin and punish him for it
yjh can let off steam by murdering people/constellations and tearing down the star stream system and has clear goals and a plan of how to end the regressions, even if both change over time. but tesilid basically has to grin and bear it while he's fed shit from literally everyone around him unless he's willing to act up and be both be in pain and become weaker. also i don't think he has any idea of how to end his regressions other than saving the world?? i need to finish reading the novel lol
no wonder tesilid went completely and homicidally insane in a fraction of the number of regressions that yjh went through. i would too if i was forced to act like a goody two-shoes while going through hell
#i want a crossover between these two series but i have no idea what it would be#maybe some kind of scenario?#orv is mainly gen and....okay i don't think tesilid's series has a good acronym yet but it is explicitly romance so that would be fun#omniscient reader's viewpoint#the perks of being an s class heroine#yoo joonghyuk#tesilid argente#spoilers#tesilid appeals to every person who has ever been in customer service#like in restaurant terms he's a server who has to smile for tips while yjh is the executive chef in the kitchens yelling at everyone#i've lost the plot but basically it's pretty fun to compare these two esp. with their respective readers
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Effloresce snippet
“Ask me for help.” Rhysand was drawing magic hard enough it seemed to warp reality around him, dreaming starry shadows unfurled around his body, more menace than wings but for the borrow shape. “Ask me for help, Nesta Archeron, and I will lend my power to your people.” Cassian, five hundred years of service lived, could have torn out his tongue in that second. Instead, he caught Feyre’s eye. Feyre, one hand bunched in Rhysand’s jacket- whether she really thought she was holding him back or anchoring herself, Cassian couldn’t imagine- shaking her head in sorrow. Grief. Looking past him to Nesta like her sister was making a mistake. “Or,” Rhysand murmured, all velvet, “I can do it myself. I know how rare it is, for the legions to listen to a woman. Or even your own people. Ask me for help, Nesta, and it will be yours. I swear it.” Cassian had seen her move before. Knew perfectly well humanity was a truth held fractured in Nesta’s veins. That she could be terrifyingly quick, hold and maintain dominance like she’d been born for the way faeries communicated with each other. There was no sound louder than her heartbeat. Her rage, a scream of wind rattling the windows of the hall, a fear that wound all the way down to Cassian’s bones. He blinked, and she was right in front of Rhysand. “You will die on fire,” Nesta hissed, in a register no human throat could hold, “You will beg like the coward you are. No one will help you. No shadow will save you. You have spent centuries acting like no will matters but yours, but you will not be strong enough to survive. Maybe then I’ll ask your ashes what your help is worth.” Rhysand, cruel as dawn, smiled. But Cassian could see too, that he’d stopped breathing. “It takes much more than fire to kill High Fae, Lady Archeron.”
#hey babes remember that this one has a plot?#past the simping?#like rhysand wasn't going to try to wriggle out of a contract#the ego!#the menance!#the stupid stupid stupid shit happening here is almost immeasurable#the girls have a legion!#a stolen magically determining crown#one lost baby high lord husband#one cassian#300 + pissed off humans#one Azriel carting around his mates bones#AND NOW RHYSAND IS PICKING A FIGHT?#yes of course#while everyone is actively dying?#seems in character frankly#coming soon: a morrigan joke i've been saving for years#Cassian losing his shit and maybe gaining fealty#Elain reminding everyone she IS her sisters sister#effloresce
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finally watched force awakens (because the orchestra was playing the score live) and. I am now more confused.it feels like i got up for a snack break and missed half the movie but apparently i did not
#star wars#sw sequels#the force awakens#i feel like I understand the plot less than i did before i watched it??#(spoilers)#like yesterday all i knew was#rey is a desert child and maybe a jedi#finn is an ex stormtrooper and maybe a jedi?#poe is a pilot who does stuff#han dies and also r2 is alive#they lost luke somehow#and starkiller base is like death star but big#now i have no clue what is happening#did they lose track of like eight jedi between mando and sequels?? where is everyone#what happened to the mandalorian fleet that was previously the main thing fighting the shadow council/imperial remnant#is the new republic just dead? why did they not send an army if they apparently know where all the imperial bases are?#and why is a stationary death star that has exactly two charges supposed to be a tactical advantage.#what if one of the shots hit a stray potato asteroid on the way?? how do you aim???#how did poe escape the tie that got maybe eaten by a small sarlacc or something underground??#why does rey suddenly know how to use a lightsaber and why does kylo suddnely not#redbean talks
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i remember when i first got into the hp fandom when i was first reading the books i was forcing myself to ship drarry because i wanted to bond with everyone else who was doing it ☠️☠️ i was so excited to get up to hbp to read all of the moments harry was apparently ‘obsessed’ with draco and when i finally read the book i was so damn disappointed 😭 like i open the book expecting drarry and get smacked in the face with HINNY?? yall are actual LIARS im sayinggg
#‘what does this mean? does this mean i just bought ratatouille for nothing?’#still cant find it in me to ship it. idk what happened but i never found the high everyone else did ☠️#when they overhype the canon moments of drarry<<<<#back then it felt like u were either a dramione shipper or a drarry shipper and i def didnt want to be with the dramione fans 😭#i was neither. but i was (and still am) a romione girl till death#anyways drarry is so overhyped the reason people ship it has to be at least half motivated by fanon#harry potter#hp#draco malfoy#drarry slander#hinny#hbp#half blood prince#dramione slander#honest to god i WAS on drarrys side i swear. but it lost me in the plot… there are better enemy to lover stories out there#rewriting#no hate only peace and love#edit tags: this draft from like august but i was too scared to post it lmao. my drarry followers this has nothing to do with u bookies 🫶🫶
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2023 reads
Wren Martin Ruins It All
YA contemporary romcom
student council president proposes to cut the school valentine’s dance because it's expensive and alienating for queer/single people, but instead the vice president (who he adamantly hates for being perfect) suggests they get sponsored by a popular friendship app
he decides to secretly give the app a go to “know his enemy” but ends up making a friend, and starts to catch feelings for him...and maybe realises the guy he hates isn't actually so bad either...
ace mlm MC, aro-questioning side character
I loved this so much! great MC with a funny internal monologue
despite the title most issues or misunderstanding are sorted out pretty quickly rather than drawn out for the drama and plot. which is refreshing
I was a little nervous about the concept of ‘ace hates the school dance and wants it shut down’ - there's a bit of a stereotype of aspecs being boring Fun Haters - but I think it did a really good job of showing the specifics of why, not dragging it out, and also that he’s just a snarky fun hater in general with not much weight behind it.
There’s also no discovering of sexuality or big coming out (just one-on-one) - he already knows he’s ace, and it comes up naturally a bunch, talking about how dances etc can feel isolating, the way the friendship app called buddy being called ace-friendly can feel infantilizing, avoiding dating because of the stress of having to check upfront if people about it, etc.
I would have liked to know more about his relationship with his mum? Though I understand that it’s clearly something he avoids thinking about - going too deep into his relationship with his parents might have changed the tone a lot. but still.
ARC from netgalley thanks netgalley
#wren martin ruins it all#aroaessidhe 2023 reads#asexual books#ngl as soon as i was like oh this boy is elliot schafer coded i was a lost cause#(re aro character - I have noticed a bit of a trend of “maybe aromantic but I don’t like labels” in YA#contemporary recently that I don’t love - but it’s not an inherent issue with this book)#I’ve read a lot of YA contemporary books where the portrayal of social media and made up apps doesn’t feel right; but this one did to me!#maybe it’s because it’s from the POV of someone’s who’s cynical about it.#(and types no punctuation no capitalisation…I could see my online-communication style reflected back at me…)#Even the confrontation at the end where feelings are confessed isn’t made into some big dramatic thing in front of everyone with no#communication. But it also doesn’t feel emotionally anticlimactic.#(maybe a couple of the reveals in the confession felt unnecessarily dramatic to me? like the story would have functioned without them. )#but it's common for comtemporary ya to overdramatise silly things for the plot and im glad this didn't#possibly this is just my adult opinion about teen narratives.#The adult characters (even though they’re mostly background) feel like real people.#and it has some good friendships. also he has chickens and they are very good#it did become increasingly obvious that it was the same ppl but also they’re emotionally stupid. and like….it's part of the genre.#we all know this going in.
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Isekai where Darcy/Jane hit Thor with their van and Thor wakes up as a precious princess character of some fairytale world. Things progress as they tend to in isekai with some poor romantic interest villain character inadvertently ending up around him. Thor wants to get out of this world so bad and is subtly trying to drop hints for the villain guy to spill info on how to dimension hop. It soon becomes evident that Loki was also isekai’d and is stuck as the story’s villain.
#Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM A NOBLE’S DAUGHTER THIS IS A DOWNGRADE I AM A MIGHTY WARRIOR—ooo I have a personal serving maid >.>#Thor goes for a walk in a forest or something gets lost trips on some thorns and is bleeding and lost bumps into the typical isekai villain#Thor hearing the guy’s name after some maids were earlier talking about how this guy keeps trying to ‘snatch her away’ or something#Thor like OH NO. NO. NU UH. and misreading every single attempt of the guy to help him#the guy is actually Loki and has no knowledge of this history#Thor keeps thinking this is the plot of some twisted dimension trying to give him a love interest#Thor eventually saying something that gives him away and Loki just stares at him like ‘......THOR??’#thor sobbing like how come you get to keep your magic and be a guy and Loki is like I am the BAD GUY. everyone here HATES ME.#Thor: at least you have your dignity T-T#Loki: I tried going to the local market to ask around for info and random people threw rotten vegetables at me -_-#also this is Thor1core so Thor has to get less arrogant through this and Loki has to spill how he feels about the adopted lied to things#they have to make up before figuring out a way to go home#Thor like so you still have magic right so we can go home???? and Loki is like. no. this isn’t my magic. and I don’t know how this happened
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Can we actually just kill the rest of the characters off in a quick explosion and have the rest of the series just be Sukuna and his boygirl twink’s slice of life adventure?
#just put everyone out of their misery good lord#I’m not even apart of the ‘’gege has lost the plot’’ crowd I’m just tired 😭#jjk spoilers#jjk 259#jujutsu kaisen
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