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cheddar-baby · 30 days ago
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in 2024 the only way to see your boyfriend ever is if you physically move in together
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xomoosexo · 2 years ago
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...so if you guys were wondering what it was like to be a tubbo fan in the fall ❤️ it was like this every week
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diari0deglierrori · 3 months ago
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Freeeee meeeeee
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t-ierrahumeda · 5 months ago
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Mondays are the worst for my anxiety. What do you mean I gotta start work all over again. It's 8.40 and I'm about to panic
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lorbanery · 2 years ago
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Even if it's not raining a large chunk of the US can't put wet clothes outside for half the year because they'll just freeze?
Like I'm not DENYING that there's definitely a class perception issue here, but yeah there are perfectly practical reasons why dryers became standard.
Ok, so something I've noticed that is utterly baffling to me is that all the Americans I know primarily dry their clothes using a machine called a dryer. I don't even own a dryer. So, I need to know:
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pissmoon · 8 months ago
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Average tumblr user flexing how underground and weiiiiiiiirddd their music taste is
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draconym · 5 months ago
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Caving is the ideal sport for short people, particularly short transmasc folks, because after a lifetime of getting stuck on the sidelines or picked last for dodgeball, as soon as you express an interest in spelunking a group of burly old dudes will take one look at you and exclaim, "Wow! You could fit into so many crevices! Let me sign you up for the listserv--you're going to be an invaluable asset to our climbing-into-holes project."
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sforzesco · 1 year ago
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something. about. the horror of being sent on an impossible (death) quest and obligations and hospitality politics. the trauma of not having a home, and then the trauma of being in a house that becomes actively hostile to you, one that would swallow you whole and spit out your bones if you step out of line. all of this is conditional, your existence continues to be something men want gone.
it's about going back as far as I can with the perseus narrative because there's always a version of a myth that exists behind the one that survives. the missing pieces are clearly defined, but the oldest recorded version of it isn't there! and there's probably something older before that!! but it's doomed to forever be an unfilled space, clearly defined by an outline of something that was there and continues to be there in it's absence.
and love. it's also about love. even when you had nothing, you had love.
on the opposite side of the spectrum, this is Not About Ovid Or Roman-Renaissance Reception, Depictions And Discourses On The Perseus Narrative.
edit: to add to the above, while it's not about Ovid, because I'm specifically trying to peel things back to the oldest version of this story, Ovid is fine. alterations on the Perseus myth that give more attention Medusa predate Ovid by several centuries. this comic is also not about those, either! there are many versions of this story from the ancient world. there is not one singular True or Better version, they're all saying something.
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Perseus, Daniel Ogden
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Anthology of Classical Myth: Primary Sources in Translation, edited & translated by Stephen M Trzaskoma, R. Scott Smith, Stephen Brunet
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1alchemistart · 4 months ago
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OK AND LAST ONE! ON TIME THIS TIME!!
Day 7: Soulmates
went for a soulmate mark au cause every other idea i had would've worked better written than drawn LSDFLKSFD i think it could be better but im happy nonetheless!!
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ash-and-starlight · 3 months ago
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and with these two last entries my @zukkathirst weekend draws to an end, thank you so so much for the enthusiasm and partecipation on this event <33 you can find the full pics 💦👅👉 HERE also the second pic is inspired by @ranilla-bean's showstopping fic "In Flammam Flammas", i highly recommend giving it a read if you havent already (... or a re-read if u have!)
and here's my bingo filled out dkfjg
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i think those two columns could win me at LEAST a new moka
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hyolks · 11 months ago
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ed: i swear to god can you STOP making the cats use my face as a springboard.
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rythyme · 1 year ago
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"your evil dad is sending a secret agent to mpreg you so he can sell your ass baby for profit at his human trafficking auction" <- real actual plot point on thai prime time tv
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unpretty · 4 days ago
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my plan for next year is to put a star sticker on every day that i don't buy anything, in the hopes that this will encourage me to no longer run to the store for a single missing ingredient and then buy some treats as long as i'm there to make the trip worth it
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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months ago
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
#polls#tumblr polls#I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup#the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli#section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff#so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just#blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most#neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol#I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me#but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T#I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee#person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times#But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol#And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly#When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one#sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it#Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something#Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and#coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single#coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to#have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus#make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as#possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get#to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol
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kylejsugarman · 3 months ago
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it’s kind that people call me a breaking bad understander but it’s not true. the only real breaking bad understander in the whole entire world is the person on here who made that post that’s like “if u asked jesse pinkman who his favorite musicians were, he’d say eminem and slim shady”
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dulciechi · 1 year ago
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Cat’s Paw
noun
a person who is used by another to carry out an unpleasant or dangerous task.
Made this because I haven’t seen anyone swap out the Bishops too, and I think there’s a lot of fluff and drama to be found there :>
Narinder was abandoned as a kitten because he was the only black kit in the litter. The Bishops have damned all black cats and anyone who harbored them would be killed too.
Thankfully, his bio parents made a half-assed attempt to hide him, so he was found safely by Forneus. She adopts him, knowing no one else would. He never finds out he’s adopted.
Her husband is also a black cat and dies protecting them while she’s pregnant with Aym and Baal.
Narinder grows up happy and loved for most of his childhood, but soon discovers the extent of others’ hatred for them when a stranger wounds Baal while they were all out foraging.
Since this is a swap!AU, I think you all know how this little family ends.
I got more but my wrist is screaming at me lmao. Probably gonna finish up Nari’s helpers next (aka the original Bishops.)
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