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thinking abt donna and her gardener just a little
#ooc.#i have them pegged as a sweet elderly man who's known donna since she was a baby#so they'd know of all the tragedies that befell her#but what if it was a GIRL and they were GIRLFRIENDS#donna ends up mistakenly sending him into paychosis with her plants#but he doesn't realise it was her so he finds a replacement bc he thinks its his job to#even tho it isnt yk#he's jst vv loyal to her n knows he cant let her be isolated entirely
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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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Guys I'm bored and sad, give me some motivation to write.
(and maybe actually respond to all the requests I got (maybe give me some more and one with pique my interest so much I go on a writing tangent)) (pls)
#help this isnt writers block im just stressed from the beginning of the new school year and i want to write i just have no motivation 😭#ill take any request atl preferably mha cuz ik rly good at those but yk#look at my page for work ive done#i have a lot of stockpiled headcannons for literally any charcter you could think of yes even class 1b even tho i cant stand those hitches#srsly tho pls send#mha#bnha#bakugou katsuki#dabi x reader#fanfiction#headcannons#my hero academia#x reader#aizawa#jjk#dabi x reader fluff#mha shigaraki#endeavor#hawks headcanons#tenya iida#kirishima eijirou#mha denki
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It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.
#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too#like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks#the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently#there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again#instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day#even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever#and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle#bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about#so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk#idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through#and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff#for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3#anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes.#🐶
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i hope some people dont forget kaveh is canonically around his 30s and haitham is younger by a few years
#“but youn isnt this obvious to everyone who played kavehs hangout? why mention it-”#well you see i just stopped reading a hkvh fic not even the half in bc kaveh kept getting referred to as a boy and haitham as a young man#and it confused me so much as in why#i scrolled back up to reread tags bc i thought i missed them tagging an age swap or making them in their early 20s or smth#but none of that so idk if its just the same old stupid ass twinkifying your bottoms sm they turn into little boys#or what#but it confused me sm i kept wondering why this choice of word whenever they called him boy but haitham man#that i stopped reading even tho the rest was quite interesting#it just bothered me too much ajksbck#idk mweh#babbles#tbd#btw its not like i think theres a prob w that like. i often refer to them or myself as boy in a memey way like aye heres the boy n stuff yk#its just the whole#genuinely call kaveh boy but haitham man bc i immediately think like oh? is there an age swap and gap??? am i reading smth i#dont wanna read????#idk if u get what i mean
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i know he said it isnt duping but zam is giving me war flashbacks to when ro was duping and just blatantly lied abt it in his video saying it was from an unknown sponsor 😭
#lifesteal#lifesteal spoilers#please like im guessing its from like#one of the bfb#or like maybe even ecorridor#or just a low heart player who doesnt login much but cares abt spawn#since there are two sources im gonna assume that the one heart MIGHT be from mapicc?#tho idk who he would give hearts to between minute and zam tbh#like they are both by far his most trusted people currently#like yeah he def cares deeply for chief spoke and jepexx but like#hes fought w minute and zam so much#theyve been in the TRENCHES fighting against mane the past like month#or however lonf#so his loyalty to those two particularly shines and its so UEUEUEUEUEEEE#mapicc will never beat the loyal dog allegations#oh i also dont know if mapicc is at 20 and tbh i dont think hes giving either of them hearts if he isnt at 20#if he knows theyre above 10 already#bc like it just makes sense for him to prioritize his own hearts first so he can best fight and protect them anyways#if their heart situation isnt yk#dire at this point in tine
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A snaperoni 2 hour Magneto lore dump and essay.... I'd be down for that. If someone could talk about King Candy for 2 hours in a shitpost/intelligent essay format, maybe you can do something like that for Erik (and maybe Charles)
oh id definitely need to do a lot more reading before id feel at all confident to do something like that LMAO
#snap chats#if its anything ive always wanted to do a Weighing Charles Xavier' Soul type of post or. something#not ACTUALLY tho just like. in the back of my mind yk. ive always wanted to look over his 'ugliest' moments#and compare with his 'best' moments and really assess HOW 'evil' or 'good' he is compared to the consensus blah blah blah#typical charles xavier fan ponderings or whatever ... again id never make a post or vid about it just. something to keep to myself#we must remember i have the attention span of a goldfish and obsession with small details to the point of getting nothing done#see thats another reason why i could never do lore-related vids cause id always feel like im missing something#and then im gonna look an even bigger fool than usual like Oh God I Forgot To Mention The 1988 New Years Issue FUCK#anyway timing of this is funny cause i was talking to myself about magneto's rivals kit#and i was just like 'yeah idk his meteor is like. kinda niche- no it isnt i dont know' and i got this ask and my doorbell rang#and i just thought that was the universe coming to kick my ass LIKE PLEAASSE IM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT#LIKE his ult isnt TERRIBLE.. i think the problem with it is that people always hunt for a team wipe.. idk its bullied more than it should b#or maybe its not bulied enough ... i def have thoughts about it when using it .....#idk ... this isnt a post talking about mags' kit tho VJAELJAELKJ SORRY i like rivals .... i like thinking about it ....
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need 2 find myself again in 2025 . tbhwu
#depression has hollowed me out in2 a shell of my former self#and i thmk i need 2 grit my teeth and just get over It whatever It is#recognizing its no easy task but also knowing i cant keep on like this#and allowing myself to spiral into misery thereby preventing any possible change or growth#sigh …. sogh .. i want 2 be a person again . picture friends circa 2008 outlining me in chalk. i want 2 know theres something there#how u ask (me asking myself)#idk but one way or anotjer . and not in that new yrs resolution fallacy way#anyways . anyways z . crazy how a week off from work will leave u feeling real again#i gotta get out of there . step 1😭🙏🙏#its especially hard when everyone arnd you is objectively doing better. partners finances purpose . >staring in2 the camera 1000 yd stare#u get thru the beast of being a teenager like thank god thats over and then b4 you even catch ur breath#your mid 20s are casting a shadow over u like some menacing thing and u have to gulp and say hes right behind me isnt he#i think people often like to give the advice that youll figure it out but it leaves me feeling so disquieted#bc its like sure im sure i will ive made it this far i can do what i need to get by when the moment matters#but it does nothing to assauge the immediate anxiety and feelings of worthlessness and lack of direction yk#goddmanit assuage i spelled it wrong everyone point and laugh#bc its like what if i dont and i mean that in a very like . existential & not material way . idk what im saying but i think thats the advice#i hate most . not sure if u have felt or do feel the same . -__- like yes oersonal experience sure whatever happens will happen and you will#simply adjust but will i ever feel like its something i want to experience/endure .#whatever anyways x2. im journalling i think that helps me the best rn . and its the one thing thats allowed me hope and i think#having that time to examine and mull over and deconstruct is rly helpful tbh. and i would like to think#over the long term i can repair my creativity and cultivate a new outlet that doesnt leave me feeling empty if i cant draw as i used to#yaar#i feel like i dont write for very long tho thats the one thing that kinda blows#two pages maybe and ive only addressed two maybe three points if im being generous lol i get so bored with the actual motion#when my mind moves 10x as fast . and idc for audio logs either ykwim.#ohh tumblr how i love u . tag system like no other
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ok as a tourette's haver. i personally REALLY dislike seeing "tourette's faker" call out videos. i am so very wary of this content, because of how often people who really DO have tourette's get accused of faking it. and to be fair, it is largely the people faking TS who are at fault for the rise in tic faking accusations being made towards people who really do have a tic disorder. but i feel that this sort of call-out content also encourages a culture around questioning and investigating if people are TRULY disabled/visibly disabled enough. that to me feels icky. i also feel that if a content creator is frequently making content calling out TS fakers, it is only a matter of time before they call out someone who actually has TS. not to mention profiting off of like.. disability white knighting
it is less concerning to me when a person who has tourette's is calling out a supposed tic faker. however i still personally dislike the content trend regardless of who is making the content. any time i see those videos, all i can think about is how someone could easily accuse me of the same thing, given how often people don't understand how tourette's works. it makes me uncomfortable
#idk why but it reminds me of the trans trender videos that used to be popular#of course these are quite different. yk being trans isnt a disability and u can objectively fake a disorder#but it feels reminiscent of that kind of call-out culture#you gotta be like. UNQUESTIONABLY confident to say shit like that#and even then i still dont wanna watch it!#no shame to u if u watch it tho. idc#tourettes#actually tourettic#neurodivergent
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i lost my 100 smth combo on dance dance lord hater this is real rhythm game player suffering
#its so (wander) over (yonder)#its funnt how its called dance dance lord hater even tho most of the game u dance against emperor awesome#we NEED more mid woy flash games this isnt enough#dance dance lord hater is my fav#global wandering is second place just cuz the watchdogs hanging out at the waterpark planet was kinda cute#likw ure basically going against the hater empire but then the soldiers of said empire r the ones playing at ur little waterpark after u wi#i couldnt beat the helping hands so i decided i dont like it 👎#disney xd villains unite..... where do i even start#WHY WERE THE WATCHDOGS YELLOW#super watchdogs#who gave them the chaos emeralds#peepers n hater would go after the chaos emeralds to gain power n then accidentally channel their power at all 5075 watchdogs conveniently#standing idly by#somehow#i felt so bad beating them up 0/10 game for watchdog violence#technically dance dance lord hater also has watchdog violence but its not interactive sylvia just pops up every 10 combos n knocks them ove#we need a commander peepers dating sim or smth i think itll fit in w the woy flash games quite nicely#yk ive always wanted to make a flash game#hm#pbj
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I maintain that stress sickness is a stupid maladaptive response like oooohhh the numbers in my bank account aren't big enough so now my body is cooking itself. bruh.
#my financial situation isnt like dire or a crisis (yet) but its not what i would like it to be.#too many expenses all at once kinda fucked me over.#im hoping itll even out but god its stressful.#dgmw ive always been smart about savings and stuff and we have like. enough for rent and whatnot.#as well as emergency money for... yk whatever.#but still i dont like using my savings (even tho thats what theyre for)#and its still stressful to go over numbers#esp bc we have so many weddings this year.#i rlly think joe and i made the right call to elope#i love weddings and the celebration of love. but i think us going to city hall and doing it there#might have been the right move. bc holy jesus fucking shit christ. planning weddings is soooo stress#my irls often have me help plan stuff like this bc im good at planning if its not for myself#and im also as my brother puts it ''good at nutting up and shutting others up'' on the day of#bc i can herd ppl. yk. good skill ig.#but also holy fucking shit even a small wedding is ludicrously expensive.#id like to have a wedding celebration with joe one day of course#but also. idk man planning it looks like HELL
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sobs why are ppl so adamant that theyre "making [their] own manga/anime". Babe no1 is trying to gatekeep it ur just american Those Are Just The Japanese Words For Comic And Animation. "But its in the anime style!!!" Yeah so are a lot of western cartoons "But it's a black and white comic!!" yeah so are the comics I see in the newspaper. Why do u want it to be a japanese thing so bad im gonna kms
#srry this is abt this one guy on tt who I swearrr i have blocked like six times already#yk how in mexican resturaunts we call melted cheese dip “queso” even tho queso just means cheese#like it doesnt mean Melted cheese or anything thats just specification we (america) came up with#I feel like thats a similar thing with animanga#likw theres plenty of manga that isnt in black and white and has a super western/non-traditional style. We just say all manga has that style#and is in black and white. And theres tons of anime with cartoon styles (Scott pilgrim takes off or mp100 come to mind) we just say that it#all has that style#and so ppl just assume that it means any animation with that style is automatically anime/manga#when rlly its just. the words for animation and comics#ugh. idk this is stupid#AND I DONT THINK ITS UNREASONABLE TO SAY SMTH IS AN “ANIME STYLE” OR W/E#even tho theres tons of stuff thats Not like that visually#it is a very defined and recognizable Style#I just think its weird to say that the project itself is an animanga
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kind of funny how when people discuss adora's flaws and how she harms people around her bc of those flaws, people will say that it's an unfair assessment of her character since most of her worst qualities stem from shadow weaver's manipulation and her abuse. but then refuse to extend even some of the same understanding to catra
#spop#and when it comes to adora. ive never seen anyone genuinely say that they think adoras flaws make her an irredeemable person. etc#like. most of adora analysis focuses on how she hurts ppl since the SHOW is very centered on adoras POV and SHE doesnt rly see her harm.#a lot of this IS bc the show doesnt actually acknowledge her wrongs fr but like. yk what im getting at#wait. also. also. if i may. in adora's case. she escaped! for most of the show she isnt actively being abused (even tho it still harms her)#in CATRAS case tho... well. she IS actively suffering abuse from her abusers for most of the show
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eeppp i cant wait til i get to buy my very own mattress
#and even bedframe like im excited#i think the current one is a fullish... its a weird situation bc its a pullout yk#its a bit small 4 me i used to have a queen and it was perfecttt#then in wa while i was with ugh it was like. a twin full or smth so it was tiny DNRNFJFB.#and then my little mat i slept on was like. maybe twinish sized but i think skinnier... it wasnt s mattress tho lol#anyways. im just excited 4 when i get to have a proper nattress again Not complaining im very lucky to have a place to sleep and a bed and#its nicer than my wa bed but you know. itll be nice to have like a proper thick mattress with like cushioning and stuff... my mattress idt#is even a tually considered a mattress its pretty much the same as my umm. one from wa just wider and longer obvs. its like maybe 3 inches#thick or smth. and then theres also a seperate little thing that has springsalso around 3 inches but its not like. very supportive or#anything#And also this bed it umm like. it leans up at the top kinda like a recliner or whatever yk wim. its not my favorite its good for when im#just sitting in bed but i think i prefer flat bed.... To be honest#bc i like a thick pillow with an arm jnderneath it and then my head on top#and that +the incline kinda just makes my head be straight up#which isnt comfortable Lol#AGAIN THIS IS NOT ACTUAL COMPLAINING just talking abt how excited i am 4 when i am able to get a nice bed again :]#and id love 2 get a bedframe w little drawers and shit again#before i moved to wa i had one like that my queen sized one. and thats the one that used to be my moms#and br rhat i had umm. a mattress + box spring this was when i was in the um. when i lived in the closet... i miss her sometimes#that one was i think a full but it mightve been a queen#but ya my mattress b4 i moved to wa i miss her she was so soft but not too soft and ohhh how i long 4 her.
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Hiya!
I saw your SilRuggie post and I feel you on the "Silver and his many boyfriends" part.
Idk what it is about Silver but he's so... Shippable?
Like I ship SilVil, KalimSil and JadeSil which are kinda popular. But it's also stuff like RidSil and LeoSil (oh so much brainrot currently about LeoSil,) Which aren't as popular.
He's probably my most shipped character like... EVER.
(I may have gotten some ship names wrong)
IT’S THE CHEMISTRY IT’S THE WAY HE HAS CHEMISTRY WITH SO SOSOSO MUCH OF THE CAST!!! he’s so deeply just…good, and he cares so earnestly, and he has examples of interactions with almost fuckgng everyone at this point. like i can understand why someone would ship just abt any silver ship, i GET it, bc theres so much potential. i think i have like…3? that im neutral on? maybe?
also hearing u associate silvil with the kinda popular ones, im fuckign weak at the knees. that is incorrect but im pretending ur right bc it makes me oh so happy
#ask#nervouslywaitingforlife#its the way i like all of em. i love him he deserves love#silvil i have a manifesto abt#silkali i think they are best friends in LOVE with each other but specifically as friends. not that they love each other tho. theyre IN LOVE#does that make sense. IN LOVE as FRIENDS. IN LOVE. theyre married#jadesil gives me ‘theyll take rugged nature walks together’ and jade is so refreshed to have someone so sincere and sweet in his life#someone u can read like a book someone who will earnestly appreciate u. silver will love jades dedication and isnt put off by him like most#bc he sees ppl for the good in them. wipes a tear#silrid i feel so strongly abt. i firmly believe theyd be very sweet and good to each other. horse girls. riddle picked sil specifically for#his master chef partner. he chose him intentionally. silver acknowledges and appreciated riddles dedication and work ethic and talks highly#of him. in book6 ch6 iirc thats when riddle gets taken by styx and the way silver SHOUTS in worried fear. he LOVES him#i do think theyd get divorced but not in a funnt leovil way in a sad ‘things just arent working despite us loving each other’ way. adult yk?#leosil should take naps together. those are my thoughts. i want ruggie and sebek to find them passed tf out in the gardens on a reg basis#and this only scratches the surface of dear catríonas thoughts on sil ships. u didnt even mention silsebe and thats his most popular ship#i like him w ruggie too and jack and jamil and and and and AGGHHH dies#ADDING TO MY TAGS. FORGOT TO MENTION SILIDIA TOO. OH MY GOD THE FUCKING POTENTIAL AAAAAAGGHHHH take me off the stage i could ramble forever#me violently pointinh to my conspiracy board and detailing his chemistry with every single person in the cast
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At which point did you realise that the plot of IW is ass? I've seen people complain only about the ending or the halfway point where the teams separate, while I was already actively rolling my eyes like four-five chapters in
i think the moment i fully accepted that IW's story was. Definitely A Story was the moment ebina announced 'bleach japan'. like i think leading up to that point i was thinking to myself 'oh i hope i see X happen' or being like 'i wonder where this is going' and that sort but the proverbial bucket of ice was definitely that moment
#infinite wealth spoilers#snap chats#what reaaaaally hammered it in too if it wasnt obvious already was the execution of the jimas/daigo like that still irks me LMAO#i cant even remember what chapter that happened in i just know when it did i was utterly pissed#i think i started to take things less seriously once bryce entered the picture but thats only because of how distracting his VA was#like much love the JP voice actors who try to speak english and japanese but i just cant act like it's not incredibly distracting#esp when the character is supposed to be white yk what i mean- or at the very least their first language is supposed to be english#typically i can look over that thing if its a one or two time kind of deal but he had to speak in english much longer than others#im just rambling about bryce tho this aint bout him. i mean he could be a part of it the cult was executed really sloppily#it might have been the introduction of bryce actually ... i remember thinking to myself 'oh brother' with the whole messiah thing LMAO#maybe it was when kiryu told us his cancer cam from radiation instead of. smoking 💀 ESPECIALLY not even five chapters in#like straight out the gate you just wanna drop that on us mr I Can Do Everything Myself I Cant Worry Others ok#thats a post for another day tho im EVERYWHERE#POINT IS this is not about Retrospect this is about First Impressions and memory warps over time#but i know for a fact i found the bleach japan thing utterly ridiculous and was squinting at the plot the entire time thereafter#like ive said this a million times at this point but although i love IW for it's gameplay (pardon some nitpicks like lack of shortcuts)#its story really feels so messy and had much to be desired. which is so sad after the wonderful stories rgg has been making since 0..#BUT OH WELL im still excited to replay it in english. god willing i ever get the time#i still wanna finish lost judgment <- isnt even halfway through the game#and i wanna do a fun stream Maybe with YK2 but ill get into that when i get into that#if youve read this far. thanks LOL id say sorry for the novel but thats what we expect of me at this point
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