#as well as emergency money for... yk whatever.

[storm-of-feathers]

I maintain that stress sickness is a stupid maladaptive response like oooohhh the numbers in my bank account aren't big enough so now my body is cooking itself. bruh.

[cloudluvrrr]

fluff with obsessive (ok sounds hella creepy lmao) madly in love sunday but NOT LIKE THE YANDERE TYPE IF YK WHAT I MEAN. LIKE THE TYPE WHERE HE WILL WORSHIP THE GROUND U WALK AND THANK THE AEONS HE BREATHES THE SAME AIR AS U

basically sunday who sees you as the aeon of beauty herself

a/n: i love sunday guys hes so cute i wish he wasnt so negative and traumatized. Also idk if it was but i just made him like love bomb you but its permanent and he just loves you a lot and worships you and also general ideas 😭🙏

loving! sunday x g/n reader

Angel

virtual angel - artms

--

-hes very busy, with meetings and constantly is in his office. Reviewing plans or studying the scripture. But he never fails to send you texts

'hello angel <3'

"I will be home late, please don't stay up for me <3."

“I’ve made us restaurant reservations, so be ready when I get home <3.”

-his texts are always grammatically correct, since hes always writing to his colleagues or to other families.

-but sometimes he tried to incorporate emoticons.

“How are you my angel? :3”

“These meetings are boring. ;-;”

"Hello darling, I bought take out! o((>ω< ))o"

-he’s so cute

-but he often checks in when he has a chance too, and often responds quickly. And always ends his message with a heart.

-when speaking of you or to you he smiles with his eyes closed. He will find any excuse to talk about you

-and he’ll likely bring your flowers after a long day, as an apology for taking too long.

-taking you to his 'family' dinners, and parties.

-and help you dress up and even put on your makeup, jewelry, and help you with your zipper/tie/buttons.

-kissing your cheek, and shoulder as he does. Whispering sweet things in your ear.

-he'll always have things for you incase of an emergency as well, if you find yourself with a spill or your shoes are hurting. He'll tell his assistant to bring you a new pair and escort you to a private room.

-during parties he'll drag you away, to walk around just the two of you

—

Your sitting on the couch on your phone, reading the latest news before your attention is turned to the door opening. Revealing Sunday as he carried a small bouquet of flowers “I apologize the florist didn’t have any that were bigger my love” he began as he closed the door “I’ll buy you bigger ones next time”

"you and your gifts for me sunday" you spoke taking the flowers from him and arranging them. "I love giving you things, I have money to throw around why not spend it on my lovely fiance" he replied playing with your hair, and burying his nose into your collarbone "you're so wonderful... " he uttered his hands gently rubbing your waist "so perfect.. I love you very much you know"

--

-Sunday only works during the week, on weekends he's all yours.

-you both wake up late in his expensive bed, he'll be all over you in the morning whispering sweet nothings.

-he'll make breakfast, whatever you want he'll make.

-Making a plan of what you want and organize the day to fit your schedule. Ordering his driver around and having a private shopping day

-giving anyone a look if they look at your a little weird

-buying you anything and everything 'I dont have any other use for my credits' he'd say as he placed another ring on your finger.

--

"Sunday I can make pancakes" you huff trying to take the spatula from his thin fingers

"You work too hard, It time for me to pamper you" he said slyly, bringing up your hand and kissing your knuckles. "You do that every week"

"oh do I? I guess i forget" he chuckles flipping the pancakes.

"Would you like bacon with that my love?"

--

-you spend weekends together, in restaurants or shopping.

-or just at home lazing around, watching tv, scrolling through social medias or just petting his wings.

-he spoils you in every shape and form.

-buying you earrings, rings, necklaces and all kinds of stuff that'll make you happy

--

"this looks lovely on you doesn't it" he said pulling out a frilly shirt, with a gentle smile. "Sunday I have that one in 3 colors"

"it looks so beautiful on you why not have one more" he said putting up again your torso "its on sale as well" he added placing it on the overfilled basket

--

- He'll try to hide his stress and his own emotions from you, in an effort to not affect you.

-sometimes he'll open up about his past if hes tipsy enough, his wing piercings, his clipped wing on his torso, his trauma with the family, loosing his mother.

-especially when its something with that gopher fuck gopher wood

-you could tell when he was anxious, he would touch his piercing on his wing or play with his gloves

-that and he'll be spacing out during dinner

--

"did something happen a work" you asked taking his hand from his wing. "Nothing to worry your pretty head about" he said calmly kissing your hand, and smiling. "your sure.. you seem antsy" you insist "Just a bit antsy for the festival.. Hoping everything will be perfect, especially you. We have to find a new outfit for you don't we?"

--

-he was always a smooth talker and manipulative, hes able to easily do it when your worried as well.

-he does it so you dont think about it too much, as well as using gifts to lead you away from the conversation

-he doesn't like manipulating his love he'll avoid it, but its so you dont ask too many questions.

--

"I love you, you know that" he said not looking up from his desk, as he spoke to you over the phone "I know that.. I'm just worried you know, you haven't taken any days off this week." you vocalized as he continues his paper work "I'll make us reservations at your favorite restaurant" he suggests finally picking up the phone

"Sunday.. I just want to know you're okay"

"I am my angel, please stop worrying we'll see eachother at dinner. I love you, alright? I love you.. very much" he murmured before hanging up. His mind had many thoughts but you were always on top, he smiled to himself as he looked as the many photos of you on his desk.

--

Sunday loves you very much, his only regret it not showing it more. As he fell from the penacony theatre, his eyes following the horizon as he envisioned your smile. The only thing giving him hope, that he'll survive this fall.

-

STREAAM TTYL BY LOOSEMBLE GUYSYY

also kinda got carried away 😔😔

-- navi >.<

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Siblings Groupchat (Sano's & Akashi's)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of drugs/rehab, mentions of stalking (it's all satirical, mostly, and i'm probably using this word wrong), angst? (i wouldn't consider it such but you'll get what i mean)

Desc: just a lil dive into two groups of sibling trios :) this is also the final timeline where everything is okay

Akashi's

Senju: she ate that

Sanzu: ?

Sanzu: what did she eat

Senju: she ate

Sanzu: what

Sanzu: what was it that she ate

Sanzu: who are we talking about

Senju: purrrr💅

Sanzu: what

Sanzu: what the fuck are you saying

Sanzu: you're pissing me off

Takeomi: can you guys shut up

Takeomi: isn't this for important things? like emergencies.

Sanzu: you act like you'd be any help if it was an emergency

Senju: i'm talking about me btw

Senju: i'm at 4 million followers 😋

Sanzu: well i'm at 4 and a half so☺

Takeomi: don't you guys run the channel together?

Sanzu: we required our fans to vote who they were mostly watching for and who's funnier

Sanzu: and that's me

Senju: you're not funny, people just love twinks these days🙄

Sanzu: fuck does that mean?🤨

Sanzu: i'm not a twink? i've been going to the gym for the past year

Senju: do you go there to take pictures or what?

Senju: cause ain't no way

Senju: also, homosexuality + skinny = twink

Takeomi: haruchiyo's not gay

Senju: and who told you that?🤨

Sanzu: i've never been attracted to anyone ever so

Senju: you have a USB of just pictures of Mikey, you fucking freak

Senju: am i just suppose to beleive you just look at them for fun

Sanzu: I'M NOT DOING WHAT U THINK I'M DOING

Sanzu: WHERE DID U EVEN FIND THAT OUT FROM

Sanzu: i'm just admiring him

Sanzu: like stop making this weird

Senju: i'm making this weird? YOU'RE A STALKER

Sanzu: IT'S NOT STALKING

Sanzu: i'm just hanging out with him from far away

Senju: with binoculars?😐

Sanzu: you wouldn't get it

Senju: your guys' obsession with the Sano's needs to be studied

Sanzu: i'm not obsessed, i'm normal

Senju: you could be arrested yk?

Senju: you know how many followers we lost the last time you got arrested?

Sanzu: they came back didn't they??? my acting in my apology video was oscar level. did you see that fucking tear? we actually got more followers after that so fuck you

Senju: chill😭

Takeomi: the "going to rehab" stunt was really good. even got people supporting you. keep up the publicity kid 👍

Sanzu: ...

Sanzu: i actually hate you tbh

Sanzu: i get addicted to drugs and the first thing you think is "how can i capitalize off of this"

Takeomi: ...that's what you did tho?

Takeomi: why are you blaming me for your drug addiction🤨

Sanzu: and you praised me for it

Sanzu: the only time you say anything nice about me is when you benefit from it, especially when there's money involved

Sanzu: but whatever

Takeomi: you blame all your problems on me. you're an adult and actions have consequences, haruchiyo. you sniffed coke, not me

Sanzu: ...

Sanzu: maybe you should admit you're a shit brother

Senju:

Senju: please stop fighting ❤

Senju: peace and love only haha

Sanzu: easy for you to say, he actually likes you

Sanzu: idgaf tho like whatever, i'm leaving

Senju: where?? we have a live in a few minutes

Sanzu: do it without me

Senju: please don't go to the Haitani's, those guys suck, they're a terrible influence

Senju: Haru?

Takeomi: he's gone

Takeomi: don't let him get to you Senju, he's just dramatic

Senju: ...right

Sanos

Izana: who the fuck is outside our window

Izana: it's 9pm

Mikey: what??

Mikey: lemme look

Mikey: oh lol that's just Haru, don't worry about it

Emma: again? Mikey...

Mikey: what?

Izana: what the fuck do you mean "don't worry about it" ????

Emma: you're enabling him :(

Emma: Haruchiyo has mental problems, so maybe you should tell him that, idk, stalking isn't normal?

Mikey: we're just hanging out tho?

Mikey: but from far away

Kakucho: does anyone see flashes from outside?

Mikey: Haru's just taking pictures of me

Izana: ???

Izana: what the fuck

Shinichiro: hey guys! can you guys get under your beds and hide? i think we might be getting robbed 😄

Shinichiro: but i'll take care of it🤞

Mikey: LMAO😭😭😭😭

Izana: what are you gonna do Shinichiro? if i may ask

Shinichiro: ...protect you

Shinichiro: i'm willing to resort to violence to save you guys

Izana: you can't fucking fight😐

Mikey: we aren't getting robbed! my good friend just likes to watch me from my window sometimes and that's okay. Haruchiyo has his own way of doing things, let him be.

Shinichiro: oh. ok!

Shinichiro: goodnight then, i suppose 🤞❤

Izana: no?

Izana: how long has he been doing this?

Izana: this is so weird wtf

Mikey: god forbid gay people have hobbies

Izana: ...?

Emma: what does this have to do with him being gay?

Mikey: idk i think he's in love with me or something, and that's pretty gay

Mikey: which i don't mind

Mikey: people just fall into my hands, i'm charming like that fr

Emma: ...sure🙂

Izana: whatever makes you sleep at night

Mikey: i don't sleep at night, the crippling depression keeps me up

Emma: you sleep 12 hours a day 😐

Mikey: that's not a lot tho

Kakucho: it's half the day...

Mikey: so

Kakucho: nothing

Shinichiro: guys don't sleep too late

Shinichiro: it's waaaay past your bedtime

Shinichiro: early bird catches the worm and all that 😄

Mikey: ...i'm 24

Mikey: fym bedtime🤨

Izana: yeah uh we're all way too old for that

Izana: except Emma

Izana: you should he asleep

Emma: nope, me and my husband are about to try for a baby😚

Kakucho: *my husband and i

Emma: he says hi btw

Mikey: DUDE

Mikey: EWWWWWWWW🤢🤮😭

Izana: what are you, 5?

Izana: also we literally didn't need to know that. i'm really grossed out rn

Izana: what made you think that was okay to say

Emma: because you guys are lonely grumpy men and i have a very active and healthy sexual relationship :))

Emma: i'm being maliceful

Emma: *maleficent

Emma: um i forgot the word

Emma: like, purposefully being mean

Emma: AHA

Emma: malicious

Izana: that took you too long

Izana: and what about it? i'm just not ready to be in a relationship rn and that's fine

Emma: you got drunk last night and cried about how lonely you were😐

Izana: lies

Izana: i need to better myself mentally in order to have a healthy relationship

Mikey: lmao is that what your therapist told you?💀

Izana: yes

Mikey: oh

Emma: ok well i'm logging off. bye🤗

Mikey: i'm gonna have to have a conversation with Ken-chin cause he can't be doing this to my little sister

Kakucho: they are married

Mikey: what's your point?

Kakucho: ...nothing

[grymmnox]

weekly fic recs #20

20 weeks of this??? god damn

anyways here we go! yk the drill

fandom(s): bungo stray dogs, avatar: the last airbender

ship(s): soukoku, ranpoe, sukka, and ofc some gen fics

Oneshots

dusted in folly; mxlysar - bungo stray dogs

mature | 8k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & ranpo, dazai & ranpo, poe/ranpo | READ TAGS

summary:

Leaning forward, Ranpo’s gaze opened, striking Chuuya far deeper than he ever liked—gods, how he hated Ranpo’s probing stare.

“‘Zai was captured on his last assignment. Mori handed me the task to handle it,” he blandly stated, expression blanketed by a sheet Chuuya couldn’t see through.

Not that he could right then, in any case. His hands cramping made him realize how tightly he’d been gripping his own arms, bruises surely lining his skin now.

(Or, Chuuya is forced into a mission with Ranpo, and it is entirely Dazai's fault)

The Heart of Your Murderer; full_moon_pills - bungo stray dogs

not rated | 7.2k words | ADA & dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

“Dazai,” Ranpo interrupts. “You do the emergency surgery.” He’d foolishly believed no one would make him do these things anymore—that he was free.

or: Dazai is forced to operate on Poe, and unwanted memories arise.

grim’s notes: think i might’ve already put this one on a previous list, but i bookmarked it this week so

Sweet Reassurance; Scarlet_Nin - bungo stray dogs

not rated | 1.6k words | dazai & ranpo, dazai & mori

summary:

Kunikida was the last one to know Dazai has been part of the Port Mafia. But the first person to realize it and have it confirmed has been, to no one’s surprise, Ranpo.

All because of a visit to a bakery.

Twin Flame; insi - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 10.2k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

Chuuya wakes up to Dazai's name tattooed on his forearm, and a phone call that has no business coming through at three in the morning. The situation devolves from there.

(aka - Chuuya and Dazai struggle with the idea of soulmates and fate while personally dealing a soulmate au speedrun).

to the most important people; sunnysizhui - bungo stray dogs

mature | 8k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

“Have you figured out where we are yet?” Yosano says dryly, flicking her eyes up from her drink to glare at Ranpo. “Or how to get out?” Ranpo absentmindedly bites into a chocolate and adjusts his glasses. “These are definitely Dazai’s memories,” he says. “The suspect we were chasing has the Ability to cast people into a person’s memories. What we’re seeing are the memories Dazai wanted to keep from us the most - “ he pauses, considering. “- or the things he’s wanted to tell us the most.” Yosano frowns. Dazai has always been secretive - and rightfully, considering his past that she only understands too well - and occupying his mind and emotions doesn’t sit right for her. “So when can we leave?” Ranpo looks grim. “Whenever we finish the memory.”

thank you for your trust (i won’t let go); sunnysizhui - bungo stray dogs

mature | 6.9k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

in the aftermath of the memory incident, Dazai attempts to take his own life. no one finds it funny this time around.

-

alternatively, chuuya and dazai finally have a long and much needed talk

look both ways before you cross; sunnysizhui - bungo stray dogs

mature | 10k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

love is a two-way street, and Chuuya has plenty of his own thoughts.

-

chuuya helps the ADA out. they hunt down the memory Ability user and are reminded, once again, how little Dazai tells them.

if there’s another way to go; MusicalMoritz - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 11.8k words | dazai & fukuzawa | READ TAGS

summary:

“I don’t have any money,” the child speaks, voice uneven. “Whatever you want, I can’t help you with, so leave me alone.”

Fukuzawa relaxes his posture, trying to appear as disarming as possible. “I don’t want anything from you,” he chooses his words carefully. “I just want to help you.”

“I don’t want your help.”

An AU where Fukuzawa finds Dazai instead of Mori

under wraps; coffeebiscuits - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 5.3k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

“Knew you’d be awake. Didn’t want to bother anyone else. You know me, I love to annoy you.” There’s humor in Dazai’s voice, but then Chuuya hears a pant of effort and another thump.

“Chuuya,” Dazai says, and for a second there’s genuine fear and desperation in his tone. “I can’t get up.”

“Shit,” Chuuya swears, and a knot of worry settles into his chest. “I’m coming.”

—

Dazai gets injured. Chuuya comes to the rescue.

Feelings are revealed along the way.

troubled water running cold; GoldenAvenger02 - avatar: the last airbender

general audiences | 1.8k words | hakoda & zuko, hakoda & katara

summary:

How he could never really get a full breath in without doubling over, how blood would coat his tongue and stain his teeth when he coughed if he overexerted himself, how he had to keep perfect posture when his chest was bound tightly so they healed correctly. It was practically routine at this point in his life.

Takes place after The Boiling Rock

the boy who kept even death at bay; iriswords - avatar: the last airbender

teen and up | 1.6k words | sokka & zuko, hakoda & zuko, hakoda & sokka, azula & zuko

summary:

As they escape the Boiling Rock prison, Zuko gets injured during his fight against Azula. He decides that not telling anyone about it is the right way to act, and is quickly proven wrong.

andante, andante (tread lightly on my ground); allofthecaffeine - avatar: the last airbender

teen and up | 1.7k words | toph & zuko

summary:

Snoozles and the Sugar Queen were easy to lose in a crowd, their heartbeats both a sensible andante, so she paid special attention to the added rhythm of their footsteps and the patterns of their breathing. Twinkle-toes was easier to find; his heart beat quick and bird-like, a moderato just fast enough to make her anxious before she got used to its rapid flutter. Allegro meant someone was scared, or angry, or probably hiding something; the sharp thud-thud, thud-thud, thud-thud so jarring she was amazed that no one else could feel it. She’d never felt a heartbeat faster than allegro before, outside of the adrenaline buzz of battle.

Never, that is, until she met Zuko.

Banished Dragon; VelvetPanda - avatar: the last airbender

not rated | 5.1k words

summary:

Everyone knows about Ozai's beastly child and how he had to be put down at the tender age of 10. Nobody knows what had become of him. ~~~~~~~ AU of an AU where zuko gets dumped in the woods to die and instead grows up closer to his dragon side than ever

manipulation for friendship, fun, and profit; r_astra - avatar: the last airbender

not rated | 2.3k words | aang & zuko, aang & katara & sokka, katara & sokka

summary:

“You’re a nice kid,” Zuko says, squinting at the boy again.

“I am? I mean, yes! I am! Especially to my friends!”

“We’re…friends?” Somehow, this idea seems strange. He definitely trusts the kid, though. There’s this urge to…find him. Protect him from other people? Was he kidnapped or something?

“Yep!” the kid says, a little manic. “That’s us! Best friends! In fact, you were just helping me escape from this Fire Navy guy Zhao, he’s the worst!”

…Sounds fake, but okay.

Complete Fics

death offers no absolution; Zairielon - bungo stray dogs

mature | 10 chapters | 62k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

After so many years in the Port Mafia, Chuuya thought he couldn't be phased by anything - that he had carried out the worst orders that would ever be given to him. Then he sees things he never saw before. He sees horror, cruelty, needless suffering. He sees death in every step he takes.

Chuuya is only human, too. Eventually, he breaks.

OR, Chuuya leaves the Port Mafia and attempts to escape his bloodstained past.

(Rating and archive warning only apply to the first chapter, which can be skipped.)

I’ll Look After You, Like You Look After Me; Scarlet_Nin - bungo stray dogs

mature | 3 chapters | 15.9k words | dazai & ranpo | READ TAGS

summary:

„Listen,” Ranpo says, sharply, observing how Dazai’s spine stiffens the moment their eyes meet for the first time. “When I call or text you, you answer. When you need help of any kind, no matter what time it is, you let me know. This isn’t just for work, got it? Those are the rules. Break one and you’re fired.”

Dazai’s eyes drop to the phone held in Ranpo’s tight grip to the uncompromising set of his jaw, mentally weighting his options.

“That’s fair,” he huffs, holding up his palm in a ‘gimme’ motion. “I guess if it’s Ranpo-san, I can make an exception.”

Or, Ranpo is the only member of the Agency Dazai is not allowed to ignore or hang up on. Naturally, when the day finally comes, Ranpo knows, with inevitable dread, to expect the worst. He's right to.

Incomplete Fics

teenage nightmares commit atrocities; forever_wandering - bungo stray dogs

mature | 11/? chapters | 54.7k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”

“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”

“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”

Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.

“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”

Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss). One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.

Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.

You’re A Canary, I’m A Coal Mine; PlayRough - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 3/? chapters | 27.1k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

“What the fuck, Dazai?”

“Chibi?” Dazai is barely able to lift his head as he seems to have finally realized Chuuya is there, which is worrying because usually nothing gets past him.

Chuuya immediately puts his hand on Dazai’s forehead.

“Fuck…” Chuuya grimaces, Mackerel’s absolutely burning up. The soft whimper that the younger lets out while leaning in to the touch is pitiful.

--------------

Completely shameless fluffy schmoopy skk sickfic, set in the early ages when they're still clumsily figuring out their feelings for each other. Hurt with the MAXIMUM legal limit allowed of comfort included, of course.

Can’t we all just get oolong?; SummerBummin - avatar: the last airbender

teen and up | 1/? chapters | 4.8k words | toph & zuko

summary:

On a whim Toph Beifong decides to check out the Jasmine Dragon tea shop, and meets an awkward moody waiter who's definitely lying about his name. Intrigued, she finds herself hitting it off with “Lee” and they become fast friends.

However, Zuko has a lot of secrets, and Ba Sing Se is a dangerous city. He enjoys his newfound friendship in the plucky earthbender, but the looming war is making it hard for any semblance of peace. Zuko can’t ignore his past or his duties forever. Eventually, everything will catch up to him.

The only solution? Honestea.

Breathing In Ashes; VelvetPanda - avatar: the last airbender

not rated | 5/? chapters | 69.6k words | iroh & zuko, zuko’s crew & zuko | READ TAGS

summary:

Zuko went through the worst day of his life, was given the worst quest in history, and then was banished by the worst man in the Fire Nation. So now he's stuck on a rotten ship surrounded by people who hate him who would without a doubt give him the teasing of a lifetime once they found out he didn't know how to maintain his new nails.

Or, Zuko is going through the weirdest puberty in the world. He thinks this is normal. His crew begs to differ.

Free Hugs & Burnt Fingers; ladylangst - avatar: the last airbender

teen and up | 3/? chapters | 6.4k words | the gaang & zuko, sokka & zuko, katara & zuko, toph & zuko, iroh & zuko, azula & zuko, aang & zuko, katara & sokka, aang & katara, sokka/suki

summary:

Zuko’s right in the middle of the second-worst day of his life, and then he sees the weirdo with the Free-Hugs sign.

grim’s notes; fic is marked as complete, but technically isn’t (as of now)

[marley-manson]

Hannibal (the show) for 1!

Thank you very much!

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character:

Hannibal! Love that stupidly in love cannibal.

Least Favorite character:

Honestly, and this is probably a very unpopular opinion, but I think I might have to say Abigail. Like first of all I love every single character on this show so I do still like her, but I'm not into the murder family dynamic, and I was never all that invested in her as anything more than a plot device. She served the story best by dying imo.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

hannigram, marlana, freddie/wendy (freddie's gf in the book) lol, uhhh price/zeller... chiyoh/bedelia.

Character I find most attractive:

Chiyoh probably. Maybe Margot. Tough call.

Character I would marry:

I'd say Margot for the fortune but there are so many hoops to jump through before I could marry her what with murdering Mason and all. Maybe I'll say Molly since she seems cool and down to earth and possibly makes a lot of money since it didn't seem like Will had much of a job while he was with her.

Character I would be best friends with:

Bev. There are so few characters in this show I could handle even having a conversation with lol, but Bev's one of them.

a random thought:

I like the "music" on the show lol, I think it works. Actually in general I love everything about the tone.

An unpopular opinion:

Will's personality doesn't change when he interacts with people bc of his super empathy or mirror neurons or whatever. That was an early character concept that got dropped (thank god tbh), and something Hannibal says to Jack while specifically trying to frame him and convince Jack he became a murderer by getting into the heads of murderers (he didn't).

My Canon OTP:

Hannigram!

My Non-canon OTP:

Idk lol, this is a show where I can somewhat ship almost any two randos and find something interesting about it, but I'm only invested in Hannigram. I'm gonna say Freddie/Wendy because I really wanted Freddie to get a girlfriend and so did the actress.

Most Badass Character:

Bedelia. Yeah Hannibal murders a bunch of people and has a couple cool fight scenes, Will manipulates Hannibal and is cool about it and also fights Dolarhyde with him, Jack kicks Hannibal's ass that one awesome time, Chiyoh is like a cool sniper, etc etc, but Bedelia telling Hannibal his crush on Will is stupid and manipulating him into trying to kill Will because she's sick of his pining and then waltzing off to get a book deal out of it and then charging Will to tell him his crush on Hannibal is stupid? That fucking incredible scene in Dolce where she get high and lies her ass off and it works? Amazing

Most Epic Villain:

yk season 1/first half of season 2 Hannibal was pretty epic. Even moreso bc it's not so much intricate schemes, aside from his back-up emergency Chilton frame up he'd clearly been planning for a couple years lol, it's mostly improvisation and dicking around to see what happens without getting caught.

Pairing I am not a fan of:

Any alternative to Hannigram. Not interested in shipping either of them with anyone else.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

Noooone of them. If anything each character just got better and better and better as the show went on imo, like Chilton lol. Well, Bev's death did suck a little, I think that could've been done better, so let's go with her.

Favourite Friendship:

Cheap answer here lol but Hannibal and Will specifically in Sorbet. Hannibal being paralleled to Franklyn, Hannibal pining to sad Mozart when Will misses his appointment, Hannibal clearly a little drunk when Will comes for his session and trying to confirm his friendship with him after Bedelia refused to call them friends during their earlier appointment... just wall to wall delightful commentary on Hannibal wanting a friend. Incredible episode.

Character I most identify with:

Literally no one on this show is relatable at all imo.

Character I wish I could be:

Hannibal. Dude was living the fucking life and I sure wouldn't throw it all away over some guy who smells like wet dog. I wish I had a tenth of his joie de vivre.

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[caroloftheshells]

i’m figuratively owed free therapy and/or damages by these people, and i am literally owed commission money by some other people, but the thought of ever speaking to them again. you know. i mean the commission money is whatever but everything else...... i’m finally seeing some other grad students and talking to them in person for the first time in a year and a half and, well, clearly i am not the only one who was deeply disturbed by this, or who had second or third or fourth thoughts. i mean just the idea of aligning yourself with these people, right? people thinking they can get away with murder being “beyond” the imperial slime of notation or tonality or what have you, being progressive or enlightened but at the end of the day being unable to hack away at the interpersonal rot, the neoliberal getting-ahead, or the institutional silence and be human beings to one another (to young people, to colleagues, etc). i had such low expectations bc my undergrad was repression inc despite being like nominally also progressive and (even more) diverse etc, total cesspool of sexual abuse where i also had incredible musical experiences and met some of the best and worst people of my life, right? so i thought it was nice that yk here people with some level of authority were ~having conversations~ and ~hearing people out~ and going ~we see you, you’re valid~ and such, even if the efforts for real change fell through, bc it was a step up from the bizarre fucking disconnect you got back home (“home” is a loose term but it still feels like home whenever i visit friends there). 

but now. i mean the danger is now i have standards! i mean the weirdest fucking cocktail of emotions, right, upon teaching a class and another class and another class full of freshmen and how extremely laughably easy it is to just have discussions, listen & interact, write up your lesson plans, & be good to people. yk? not like i am a saint or a therapist or the best at my job ever, but you don’t have to be. it is not THAT hard and i love to do it, and figuring that out was like..... i mean i can’t even describe how horrific. there wasn’t some trick. there wasn’t another different person who emerged; there wasn’t a teaching-self; there wasn’t the kind of wise “figure” people talk and read about and fictionalize. and for these people, yk, they are people, all the time, which i knew all along but. it’s just the immense damage people can do i guess. and now seeing other students still mad, seeing them want to hold these people’s feet to the fire or else quit, seeing them refuse to forget about it or let it blow over, doesn’t surprise me at all, but it is really strange to experience that sense that like finally a collective or at least a loose cohort of people are coming to the same conclusions that i thought were surely contained to me, or to somebody with my history, or making those same decisions & judgments that i assumed had been motivated by my own ~personal damage~ and ~mental health~ and so forth. not being alone per se on this one is, i think, just as unsettling as it is “validating” here, bc it’s one thing if it comes for me but if it comes for the people i love then that’s a different thing.