#especially that “Tom”

[angorsuggestions]

i mean the doppelgangers are uh. rythian and zoey. man shit keeps happening to your guy specifically

Honestly I shouldn't be surprised. It's something of this calibre that's always happening to Rythian. Yet it always does.

You think you've seen it all, and then there is always something else.

[rookflower]

starting a petition to end this dichotomy in warrior cats designs forever

[damianbugs]

it's kind of funny but mostly annoying when i'm like "yeah no i hate [comic writer] because they're a bad person and it shows in some of their stories" and there'll be one dickhead like "just because you don't like their stories doesn't mean they're a bad person" and the story in question is blatantly racist to brown specifically middle eastern characters and oh right HE HELPED PLAN THE 2003 INVASION OF IRAQ. TOM KING.

[frozen-seagrass]

eepy time icemav

[foldingfittedsheets]

I'm sorry a TURKEY did WHAT to your mother's contact lens?? HOW??????

Right, yeah. So we had this turkey when I was growing up. And we raised this fucker from a tiny little baby, hand fed him, just doted on him. He was our first turkey ever. My mom called him Tom.

One day, she needed to work in a pasture so the flock of assorted fowl, (chickens, geese, and Tom) needed to be gently herded into an auxiliary pasture for the time being. The geese were biddable enough, the chickens ran ahead.

But Tom was not feeling it. He puffed up in irritation and my mom leaned down with her arms spread to usher Tom through the gate. Tom parked it. He turned to regard my mom with avian malice. And as she leaned down he shot out his horrible bald head and pecked her eye.

My mom screamed and fell backward, flailing enough that Tom fled through the gate anyway. When she recovered herself she came back inside, shaken and furious.

She checked out her eye and found it miraculously undamaged after the assault. It was like an hour later when she realized her contact lens was missing and the whole family speculated that it had saved her eye from Tom’s attack.

Tom did not live to see another sunrise.

[mlobsters]

tom hardy via bbc1

i like to smother people 😐 😋

[orionsangel86]

Sandman fandom is so funny to me. We are all going insane over a glimpse of collarbone and cleavage in the promo when he literally spent the entire first episode totally stark naked. Like its only thanks to a very intentionally placed hand that we didn't get full frontal nudity. That chest is nothing we havent seen before!

[happy74827]

I have to stop going to the movies because my obsession of fictional hot men just keeps growing…

That being said, who wants some Colt Seavers and Tom Ryder fics? 👀

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

Harry would be as good as a liar as Tom riddle was, why? Simple bc he grew up in an abusive household where lies flow far more easier than truth and you do anything to avoid punishment. Thus, abusive houses produce great liars.

Harry would be smart like he was the child of the Head students, ofc he must be smart.

Harry would be a quick thinker and would possess a silver tongue, another thing you use to get away with punishments.

These are the reasons why harry would've been so similar to Tom riddle(and his equal romantically ofc) and a perfect Slytherin. Canon didn't have any of them, and it frustrates me.

[softiedingo]

apparently some things never change

[marvels-universe]

For July prompt NEED in @mcuchallenge

A gift to @marv-el-spot 😘

[divorcedtom]

succession characters being forced to perceive tomgreg

[babvblue]

tom blyth for vman 53

[the0retically]

I absolutely love the way Tommy described being bi-curious “1/5 bisexual” amazing, that’s the best way anyone could’ve ever said it especially followed by “you hear that you ‘gots?” I’m in awe of him

[thornescratch]

Okay but you need to hear the actual noises Oshie was making during his team spankathon.

[alicentsstark]

Maverick, answering his phone: Hello? Slider: Hey Mav! Just wanted to call and tell you that I'm taking Ice to the hospital. *glances at Ice, unmoving and eyes closed* Slider: HE'S DEAD! Ice: I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES!