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[solshii]

yahoo shang qinghua, shang qinghua my stupid baby bird

[atiny-piratequeen]

𝓝𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼

𓆩⟡𓆪Summary:

When two rival kingdoms send their men to you to ask for your hand in marriage to bridge the gap between kingdoms, you have a quite...unique way of getting everyone to cum together.

Errr, come together.

Nah, it was right the first time.

𓆩⟡𓆪Pairing: Lee Juyeon (The Boyz) x Fem! Reader x Jeong Yunho (Ateez)

𓆩⟡𓆪Genres/Aus: Non-Idolverse, Royal AU, Hybrids (Snow Leopard, Netherlands Dwarf Rabbit, and African Wild Dog, Respectively), Smut, Poly Endgame

𓆩⟡𓆪Tws: Swearing, Insults

𓆩⟡𓆪Sws: Consensual Chase Kink, Pred/Prey Undertones, Size Difference (Reader is smaller than the boys. And if you aren't irl, guess what? You are now. Live your smol dreams babes), Teasing, Blowjobs, Handjobs, Breast Play, Unprotected Sex, Fingering, Cum Swallowing, Marking, Riding, Anal (mxm), hints of Scent Kinks, Stomach Bulge, Slicking, mentions of ruts/heats

𓆩⟡𓆪Rating: Explicit/Mature (18+)

𓆩⟡𓆪WC: 3.7k

𓆩⟡𓆪A/n: Im a damn day late but here is my Secret Santa '23 entry for @cultofdionysusnet for, ironically, my darling Jasper (@starlitmark)

I was already like WOAH when I got you as my receiver but I think its pretty dope you also were my secret Santa *wheeze* I hope you like it, even if it's late.

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“You and I will not be seeing eye to eye on this. I arrived first, I asked for her hand first, and I will not bow down to some… dog .”

An audible growl filled the room, a reverb as the man across the way’s lip finally curled up. 

“I’ve listened to you hiss and spit nonsense at me for half an hour, if you’d like to do more than that, I’d be more than happy to entertain that, but if all you intend on doing is make cheap shot swipes at me, it's obvious who it is she should choose to take her hand.”

You sit with your ankles crossed, your hands in your lap, watching the two men bicker at one another. 

The first man is Juyeon, sent from the land of Lucid Dream. It was a place born of ice and snow, it seemed fitting that their Crown Prince was a snow leopard, his speckled tail twitching in agitation as he glared down his much bigger rival.

This being Yunho, an African wild dog sent from the kingdom of Eternal Sunshine, who stood taller than Juyeon, stared him down with an unimpressed stare, his ears, also spotted, flicking to and fro as he made steadfast eye contact with the two of them. 

“Milady, I don’t think this one is going well. I don’t know how the meetings got mixed up like this-probably Donghyuck again-but I can escort them out immediately if you would like to. Before things get too…rowdy?” your consultant whispers beside you, eyes flicking back and forth between the two apex hybrids. 

You hum, your nose twitching slightly. 

They both smelled quite nice. How very coy of their respective Kingdoms to send hopefuls to you that were bordering on their respective ruts. 

A smile crosses your face, you stand, and in an instant, both men pause in their arguing, eyes fixed on you. 

“Lucid Dream and Eternal Sunshine, long have you two been at odds with one another, no? If my recollection of history goes, your two kingdoms have been in a bitter, decades-long spat with one another, right?” You step down from your post, your hand soft and delicate within your consult’s hand as he assists you. 

“Milady-”

“I will be fine, Xiaojun. Tell Mark and Donghyuck to go prepare for me. It won’t take long, I made my decision.” 

Xiaojun looked at your small form, pursing his lips in concern. Leaving you, a rabbit, in a room with a wild dog and a snow leopard seemed to be the LAST thing he wanted to do, but a simple quirk of your brow settled any unsaid complaints he had and he merely sighed and nodded, making his way out of the room.

The sound of your heels against the grand marble floors echoes as you make your way to the two of them, without a doubt picking up on the competing pheromones rolling off of them both in waves. 

They straighten their backs, looking at you with a noticeably gentler look. 

“It will take them some time to prepare my room, I imagine.” 

Neither men said anything, though you can see their tails stand still, their ears perked. 

The corner of your lips tilt slightly, how cute. 

“The two of you can prove yourselves to me in a different way. If my kingdom is to be the bridge, we will do things my way.” you speak slowly, removing your heels and setting them aside. The two men stare, blinking slowly and curiously while you make your way to the door, a smile tugging at your lips as you feel their gaze on your smaller form. 

“Let’s see who’s faster.” 

You toss the door open, darting down the hall in a flash, and laughing to yourself as you count the seconds it takes before there is an eruption of noise and movement behind you. 

You’re grateful for Xiaojun knowing where you were going with your untold portion of your orders to him, as the halls are relatively empty. Any servants mulling about were on alert and the moment they see you rushing down the hall, jovial and full of energy, they press themselves to the wall, keeping themselves there as two blurs rush by moments later. 

“Stupid dog, move! She’s mine!” Juyeon rushed by, his eyes narrowed as he followed the scent down the hall. Yunho growled, his legs long and swift, making sure Juyeon did not overtake him in speed. 

He wouldn’t lose. Failure was not an option. If the Princess wanted her soon-to-be betrothed to win in a challenge of speed-and if it came down to it, strength-he wouldn’t back down. 

Especially not to a trash-talking feline from their rival kingdom. 

Yunho narrowed his eyes, the scent made a sharp turn, but it was faint. 

Instead, the scent had subtle stronger traces to the right. He turned, rushing down that way while Juyeon continued down the main hall. 

The feline’s tail twitched when he saw him break off, but he ignored it, keeping his eyes focused on the hall he was running down. 

You were…beautiful. He’d been sent with a mission in mind and he intended to follow through, to have your hand, but the moment he laid eyes on you, he knew he’d be the one to sweep you off your feet. 

He’ll be damned if they lost to a clumsy dog from that place . 

Juyeon swore when he found the hall was a dead end. A window was open, a silken curtain blowing in the wind. Out of it, was an avian, clearly some form of messenger, carrying a torn piece of the dress you had worn before him. 

He’d been duped. 

“FUCK!”

Yunho had better luck, finding you rushing through the halls while wearing a robe you’d taken from a passing servant. He let out a bark of excitement, the thrum of the chase overriding his senses as he barreled down the hall. 

The decorative pins and chains on his outfit jingled and chimed as he got closer to you and you smile to yourself, slipping into a room and tucking yourself into a laundry chute, sticking your tongue out at the large dog as he stuck his head through the opening, eyes wide with excitement as you slide from view. 

“Gonna have to try harder than that~” You tease, skipping as you step out from the other side. 

Behavior unbecoming of a queen? Possibly. But if you were to tie your life to someone, why shouldn’t you have fun? If they couldn’t do this much, how can they expect to bring your kingdoms closer?

You dust yourself off, your ears twitching ever so slightly before you look around the laundry room. It was deathly quiet inside and you feel yourself freeze. 

Someone is inside. Watching. 

You don’t move anything but your head, locking eyes with something reflective and gold in the dark room. 

The moment you do, it lunges at you, and it took a moment longer than you expected to force your brain to catch up to speed. In those moments, you feel your clothes being grabbed, and you stumble, nearly colliding with a wall when a strong arm wraps around your waist, lifting you with ease. 

“Well, that was a pretty neat little trick you did there, my beloved. But it seems I’ve caught you. What do I win?” Juyeon inquired, and you can smell his scent thick in your nose, his heartbeat pounding against his chest and your back. 

You smile and turn to him, your own heartbeat thundering loud as you place a kiss to his nose. 

“Another round.” You smile and slip from his grip, shrinking your arms as close to your body as you can and sliding the robe you had taken from a servant off, rushing out of the room as Juyeon swore behind you. 

The hall isn’t far from your room. You figure everything is ready and if the boys couldn’t catch you by the time the door closed, your little game was over and you’d win. 

Did you want to? Probably not, but it was still fun. 

A crash sounds from behind you, and you hear two sets of footsteps approaching, the hall flooded with pheromones. 

“Move, dog!”

“Like hell, cat. Back off!”

You glance over your shoulder and find both of the men right on your heels. 

“Lady Y/N!” They call to you at the same time, and it takes a moment for you to get your bearings, your nose twitching ever so slightly. You sniff, the smell of their combined scents flooding your senses. 

Aren’t they too close?

You squeak in surprise as both of them stumble over each other, tripping and falling onto you in a heap. The air leaves your lungs and a startled yelp fell from your lips, in an instant, both of them are picking you up, panic clearly set into their features. 

You feel a familiar heat settle in your core, and you realize the repetitious sound in your ears is your own heartbeat. You smile at the two men, and no doubt by now they can smell your arousal. 

“Are you okay?” Juyeon inquired, his fiery disposition from before gone as he gently cupped your face, his hand warm to the touch. Yunho checked you over visually, eyes rolling over your body, looking for bruises or worse, blood.

Instead, he’s met with your flushed gaze, your chest rising and falling quickly. 

“Looks like you both got me.”

The two men exchange a look with one another before looking back at you. 

“Technically, I caught you first.” Juyeon interjected. Yunho narrowed his gaze at him before sighing. 

“I’ll leave, I just want to make sure you both didn’t get hurt when I fell on you.” 

You take his hand and Juyeon’s, a spark in your eyes as both of them look at you curiously. 

“Lady Y/N?”

“If you boys don’t mind, let’s try one more thing. I’m sure that will settle this once and for all.”

They exchange a look with one another and nod slowly, curiosity making both of their respective tails sway to and fro. 

-x-

“My, you two are quite pent up mm?” You let out a faux pout, a cock in each hand as you stroke slowly. There’s a wicked glint in your eye as you look up at the two, delighted by the way they both seemed adamant on holding back and not ‘crumbling’ before the other. 

Poor things, they still think this an either-or situation. 

Your ears twitch ever so slightly, picking up every sharp gasp and low groan from the two of them as you stroke faster, twisting one hand while you gently squeezed with the other. 

“M-Milady-” Juyeon grit out, biting his lip so hard you could see small indents from his fangs. Yunho wasn’t much better, letting out unintelligible pants and growls, seemingly trying to keep himself from actually speaking so he didn’t make a fool of himself. 

“It’s fine, Juyeon. You already won. Both of you have.”

Both of them sober slightly, looking at one another with a competitive spark before jolting when you bring your lips down, breath fanning over the head of their cocks as you run your tongue over them. 

“Let’s get along well, okay~?”

The two buckle, scent thickening with arousal when they finally pick up on your own heat as you shift below them. 

They’d stirred something inside of you, it’s only right for them to take responsibility for it. 

“A-as if I’d get along well w-with someone like him.” Yunho grit out, his cock throbbing in your mouth as you tease his head with your tongue. Juyeon hissed at him, turning his head sharply.

“F-feeling’s mutual. I doubt a stupid ass dog could pleasure her, anyway .” He grit out. Yunho’s eyes blazed with the challenge and you roll your eyes below them, giving both of their cocks a squeeze. They buck and jolt, their attention landing back on you. 

“Play nice.” You warn, pressing their cocks together, dragging your tongue over their slits, keening at the mixed taste. “It’d be a shame if I didn’t get to taste more because you two can’t behave.” You sigh softly, letting your tongue roll over Yunho’s cock, then Juyeon’s, and back again. 

The two go quiet. Or, rather, as quiet as they could get as the occasional moan and keen roll from their lips, their rivalry temporarily placated by your actions. 

They were handsome, of course. No Kingdom in their right mind would send you someone less than average, but they looked better like this, faces flushed, panting, fingers flexing as they tried to keep their hands off of you. 

“That’s better.” You sit up, caressing their balls and smiling, your scent thick and sweet. Both of them unconsciously lean towards you, and you open yourself to them, perking so your breasts are spilling from the top of your dress.

An invitation, that’s what it is. 

They took it for what it was, cupping and groping one breast each as you raise your head higher. 

“I d-didn’t expect this nn…today,” Yunho growled, his cock throbbing in your small hand as he ran his lips over the sweet glands on the left side of your neck. 

Juyeon grunted in agreement, his tongue flicking out, dragging over your throat. The barbs at the center were soft, and you find yourself clenching on nothing as they kiss their way lower, greedy lips finding your nipples. 

You gasp and close your eyes, rolling their balls in your hand, trembling in their grip as you feel them running their hands down your body as they alternate between kisses to your chest and small, marking nibbles and bites. 

Juyeon’s hand found its way to your folds first, chuckling airdly as he rubbed slowly. You yip and clench on nothing, your hands stopping momentarily. 

“Ah, don’t you want us to bond, Bun? Don’t stop just because he’s touching you.” Yunho growled, sucking a spot into your breast you were sure wouldn’t fade easily after tonight. You narrow your eyes at him in challenge, but they flutter the moment Juyeon pinches and rolls your clit, his breath fanning over your ear. 

“You’re already so wet. Did it feel nice giving us the run-around. Leaving such a sweet scent for us to follow, it’s only right we pay you back in kind.” He growled, lifting his fingers and spreading them apart, showing you-and Yunho-the slick covering them. 

Your lips tremble as you look up at them, your head swirling in need as you watch Juyeon offer his messy fingers to Yunho. 

He stared, eyes narrowing in need for a moment before he sucked them into his mouth, fangs grazing Juyeon’s fingers before he pulled back, a deep growl pulling from his chest as he turned to you. 

“C’mere. Let’s get you comfortable.”

His definition of ‘comfortable’ was splaying you out with your legs spread in their laps, both of them kissing and biting at your necks as you squirming as you let them both stretch you, your slick making a mess of your ass, their hands, and their thighs below. 

“I-I’m ready!” You cry, arching high and clenching on their fingers, mouth falling open as one of them curls their finger up to brush against your gspot. Your cries are met with deep chuckles and a kiss from each of them as they slow only long enough for you to catch your breath. 

“Are you sure?” Yunho teases, his lips against your ear before he bites.

Your eyes widen and you find yourself squirting as you jolt, a yip leaving your lips. Both men let out amused keens, holding you so you wouldn’t fall as the sudden shockwave rolls through you. 

“So pretty~” Juyeon purred, pulling his fingers free, smiling like the cat that ate the canary as he ran his tongue over his fingers, licking them clean as you pant, trying to catch your breath. 

There’s a wet smacking sound above your head and you find yourself squished between the men. One glance across from yourself to the mirror they’d propped you up in front of and you found out why. 

Yunho had his hand fisted in Juyeon’s hair, pulling him in for a demanding kiss, chasing your taste on his tongue. The sight made you keen, and you cup their necks, running your fingers over their glands, smiling as they both shuddered. 

“It looks like you two are getting along just fine now, mm?” You purr. 

They part, panting as they stare each other down. 

“Yeah,” Juyeon mewled, his tail twitching and jerking in interest behind him. 

“I think we’ll get along just fine.” Yunho licked his lip and moved to grab you by the hips, picking you clean up. 

“Come, I think we’ve held back for too long. I’m aching.” 

You find it exciting how easily the two of them can move you at will. Strong, yet gentle hands positioned so you were straddling Yunho, staring down hungrily at his cock as Juyeon held his cock up. 

Your plan was simply to tease, but as you watch the two eye you hungrily, then eye each other with the same gaze, you realize maybe this was going to work a lot better than your playful mind had anticipated. 

Taking Yunho was a task in itself. Even with your slick, you were grateful Juyeon paused to coat the bigger hybrid’s cock in lube provided by your consultants (you’d thank Xiaojun, Mark, and Donghyuck later). 

“T-Tight-” Yunho growled, his canines pronounced the more he lost his composure, his hands gripping your hips tight. You cling to his hands, body shaking as Juyeon cooed sweet nothings to you, reaching to rub your clit and the base of your tail. 

“A-Ahn- fuck-” You swear, eyes closing as Juyeon’s feline purrs override your mind. 

“That’s it. Such a good wife you’re going to be for us. Open your eyes, Princess. You’re bulging.” He growled, cupping your jaw. You gasp and look down, eyes widening as you see the tell-tale bulge in your stomach. 

Had…had he grown bigger while he was inside of you?

The very thought made you gush on his cock, your hands falling to Yunho’s chest as you bounce on your own accord, eager to feel him deeper inside. 

“S-Shit- Y/N-” He swears, hands tightening on your hips as you ride him, your hips and ass slapping against his thighs. Juyeon watches, mesmerized as you swallow Yunho’s cock, your slick leaving a lewd, shiny trail on his cock that dribbled down to his balls. 

“C-Come…come here.” Your voice startled the snow leopard back into focus and he glanced up, pupils dilating as you open your mouth, tongue out for him. 

“G-Gimme.” You demand, and he doesn’t need to be told twice, standing up and cupping the back of your head. He doesn’t even have the time to open his mouth and be a gentleman, to urge you to go slow before you dive down, eagerly bobbing your head until you feel him touch the back of your throat. 

They both smelled so good, thick and hot and it made you crave more, especially hearing both of them moan and gasp your name. Yunho thrust his hips up, bouncing you in his laps and he would have probably knocked you off balance, had it not have been for the iron-clad grip your thighs had on his frame and his hands had on your hips. 

Juyeon kept himself anchored by cupping your head, and rubbing the base of your ears. He found your throat tightening at the motion and smiled wickedly. 

“Is that n-nice? Having your cute little ears rubbed while we claim your pussy and your throat?” He panted, hissing through his teeth as he watched you turn your teary, pleasure-struck gaze up to him, drooling as his cock pressed deep into your throat. 

“I c-can’t keep holding it back.” Yunho gritted, eyes flickering back and forth between your mouth and your pussy, both stuffed in such a lewd manner. 

You clench around him, a subtle sign you didn’t want him to, and thankfully both of them took the sign for what it was, fucking you and your throat with a mismatched tempo that eventually synched up. 

Every fiber of your body felt like it was alight with pleasure, and stars exploded behind your lids as you finally felt them flood your mouth and pussy. You feel delighted as you feel the mess between your legs, only sealed inside by Yunho’s cock (which still throbbed, almost as if he wanted to unload more into your tightness). Juyeon pulled you out of your musing when he pulled out of your mouth, panting like a beast as he looked down upon your kiss-swollen and saliva-covered lips. 

“That’s our good girl. Are you alright?” Yunho murmured, petting your head. You lick your lips, taking a moment to gather your barings before pressing into his hand, smiling. 

“You two don’t think we’re done, do you?” You inquire after catching your breath. They exchange a look of surprise with one another before quickly recovering and grinning. 

-x-

Minutes turned to hours, and positions changed. From you eagerly arching your back, nuzzling Yunho’s cock and teasing it with kisses as Juyeon takes you from behind to you biting marks into his ass while Yunho thrusts into him, keeping his cheeks spread with a devious giggle as his fiery voice melted into airy, near shy whimpers. Or the way Yunho trembled and groaned as you bite marks into his thighs while he greedily curled his tongue deep inside of Juyeon, reaching around to stroke him and milk another orgasm from the spent feline. 

By the time the three of you are actually satiated, you lay in a pile of noodle-like limbs, dazed and happy as you gather your bearings. 

“I think,” Juyeon panted, running a hand through his sweaty locks. 

“-this is the start to a wonderful union.” Yunho finished, nosing both you and Juyeon’s hair, clearly close to dozing. You blink.

“...oh, right, the kingdom thing.” You yawn despite both of them laughing. You motion for them to follow you to your private bath, cum dribbling down your legs. 

“C’mon, my sweets. We need all the rest we can get if we are to continue our… negotiations tomorrow, yes?” You wink at them over your shoulder, smiling as they appear at your side in a flash, heading deeper into the bathroom before closing the door with a click. 

“Right, negotiations. I’m sure that’s what we can call it.” 

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I’m on the ✨ #LukolaEndgame ✨ hopes and dreams delulu (but hopefully not actually delulu) train 🚂 just as much as the next person here

BUT ALSO

I wouldn’t be mad at this?? 👀

Like…. He’s a handsome man, and if Nic intends to respectfully climb him like a tree, I GET IT. 👀🤤

See below for more Lukola positive thoughts though…

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SO Nic has already mentioned Eamon by name (as a friend) in at least 2 or 3 interviews during the recent press tour… She’s also said she very much believes in the friends to lovers trope that is just as applicable here…. Andddddddd I’ve seen Nic hug A on video in a very friendly way (not that she wouldn’t hug her or be nice to her even if she didddd want L rn) and I also just saw someone’s theory on the Lukola tag about Nic’s “shit or get off the pot” paddle hit side eye vibes potentially being about her just giving L friendly advise on his stuff with A, which I can technically see as plausible…

So yeah, I know those ideas are gonna pisssss people off, but I’m just saying…. It would be a gorgeous love story for Lukola to one day be endgame, BUT in the meantime, I can see their current situations being all of thisss^

NOW in terms of my personal hopes and dreams of Lukola actually being endgame… I see it the way I see #Beliza 😅

Is anyone here from THOSE days?? When we used to look at #Bellarke and say, “if Bellamy is not supposed to be in love with Clarke, someone needs to tell Bob to stop looking at Eliza like that” (because we thought it was justtttt an acting choice)???

And then BAMMM

Out of absolutely fucking NOWHERE (I mean for some of us crazies that were following too closely it wasn’t 100% out of nowhere… but I knooooow that’s how the majority felt) they’re about to be filming the last season of the show and they’re just like yeah so GUESS WHAT GUYS I MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND and everyone is like ??? 🤯 I mean y’all were definitely close friends when you were shooting and doing promo every year for sure but like when the fuck did you become actual bestttt friends irl??? When the fuck did you start dating???? When did you even decide you’d get married?? Cause just a few months ago we were still seeing both of your other public shipssss!!! (Let’s also fully jump over THAT drama 👀) And then they were just like, so ummm we kissed after our first date and we just KNEW this was ITTTT so we got married 2 seconds later cause like why wouldn’t we?? We are best friends and soulmatesssss ✨🌈🦄 🥰🦞

Anyway

That’s how I imagine Lukola to one day become official 🤷🏻‍♀️ Like they’ll date other people openly, and then suddenly OUT OF THE BLUE they’re MARRIED and everyone’s fucking confused AND elated! Lol

I do wonder if already having been so intimate with each other as Polin (unlike Bellarke, which, let’s just not think about that anymore either 😫) would delay or speed up Lukola if this were the case.

Like either it’ll speed them up because they know they LIKED all of THAT 👀 so by the time Bridgerton is officially coming to a close they’ll feel comfortable enough to stop being so professional about their relationship and acknowledge the 🐘 in the room and get on itttttt and get married 4 dates in… ORRRRR it will slow them down because they would continue to think they LIKED IT only because they were experiencing emotional residue from being too in character as Polin. Meaning the show would have to end and they’d have to actually part ways for a while, and they’d have to miss each other a LOTTT, and realize it wasn’t just Polin that created all this 🌩️ energy 🌩️ between them, and then one of them would need to just jump in the deep end and be like, so uhmmmm I thought I was feeling the tingles cause I was just super into being Colin but maybeee that wasn’t ittt…. so do you, errr… wanna??? 👀

My concern with option 2 is that it has higher potential for “ships that pass in the night” vibes 😫

So

GOD I humbly pray that it’s actually the first version, and that they’re just sowing their wild oats until Bridgerton is nearly over, justttt because they don’t wanna accidentally fuck up any work dynamics, and that as soon as the official end is in sight, they will just get married two seconds into dating irl AMEN 🙏🏼

[cdroloisms]

a little ramble about dreblr, meta, and the ever evolving nature of this fandom, i guess?

i don't mean to soapbox, this is mostly just going to be vomiting some thoughts into a post. some recent stuff and a post or two have had me thinking about this fandom and how different it is from when dsmp was ongoing. it's,, pretty obvious that the fandom is quite a bit smaller and less active than that time, and there are generally a lot fewer people actively posting meta and such every day--which isn't necessarily a bad thing, and is natural obviously considering that the dsmp ended almost 2 years ago, but does mean that the culture around (?) meta and such has shifted, as well. it's one of those things too i think that is felt so much more obviously in dreblr, which is an even smaller group within this fandom that formed in response to uhhh being very much considered unwelcome by the greater fandom at the time.

that being said, as is the nature of all fandom, dreblr is still a community of people who are largely strangers who have gathered together because of one commonality: very strong feelings and often very strong opinions on the dream smp and c!dream. and i think when the fandom was more active, the entire fandom felt a lot more like a "pvp enabled" zone, lmao -- it was every other day when there'd be some new batshit meta about c!dream or some stream to react to and analyze and fight people about and whatever. since then, though, with the dsmp gone, the fandom has become quieter -- which i think has allowed some of the variation in opinions within dreblr become more and more obvious? and also become a sort of source of friction.

again, this is normal for any fandom. i'm certainly not here to agree with everyone about c!dream always, lmao. but the vagueing of takes is always more awkward on both sides when it's someone where you share more of the same circles. at the end of the day, it's up to each individual blogger's discretion to choose what they will or won't post on their own blog, but at the same time ... when it comes to the community, just speaking for myself, i don't want a super high barrier of entry when it comes to people feeling like they can't join this fandom unless they've got [xyz] experience or [xyz] takes.

when it comes to actual analysis of the source material, though, keeping meta a safe place for people to say "no, i don't agree with this take because of [xyz]" is important as well, which always raises the question of how said disagreements should be handled. and again, i'm no authority, i'm not here to tell people what to do. personally, when it comes to my own blog, i don't like to post very much directly about any one blogger, but I know I've definitely written posts inspired by specific takes before as well as screenshots of takes from the fandom's heyday, etc. i don't necessarily feel uncomfortable with this ...? but at the same time, i know that vagueposts can be a source of discomfort, especially if they're about your take in particular (speaking from experience) -- so it's you know. not the easiest line to draw, I guess, especially when we're talking about a community where different people are going to have different levels of comfort with what they post on their own blogs and what other blogs do in response to their takes. and whatever.

vagueposting, i think, has been common in the tumblr dsmp fandom for a long time, and especially in dreblr -- direct engagement in the past errr usually went badly, so a habit formed of keeping everything we did kind of within our own spaces (hence why many of us don't even tag c!dream or even dreblr on most of our posts; keeping everything untagged, or keeping the tagging system restricted to our own blogs, limited the possibility of trouble). that being said, vagueing within dreblr has become more common, i think, as disagreements within dreblr have become more and more obvious in the time since the dsmp ended. (just for the obvious example: i think it's a bit of an open secret that i, personally, strongly disagree with much of the common depictions of c!drunz in this fandom. i've written some meta about this before, as well as some responses to meta--which i enjoyed greatly, believe me--but i've also noticed (perhaps coincidence) an uptick in c!drunz positive meta every time i or someone else makes a post that maybe skews more negative. which is normal, don't get me wrong, but also a pattern i've noticed. i'm also very aware that someone the arguments i may bring up as counterarguments or structure my posts around arguing against are based on actual arguments i've seen while in this space, which i'm aware is an easy source of friction within dreblr.) and it's easy to say "don't take it personally when it's just metaanalysis," but that's easier said than done, lmao, especially depending on the tone of the vaguepost and a myriad of other factors.

i'm not saying that i have the answers. or, for that matter, a single answer. the boundaries i set aren't going to be the same as the boundaries other people set, for one, and i have no desire to police what other people do on their own blogs. i do miss, sometimes, the more collaborative and discussion-based meta experience of this fandom when it was more active--i might try to more actively reblog posts (including those i don't necessarily agree with) to discuss this server and these characters, bc at the end of the day that is kind of why we're here. personally, i've always drawn a pretty sharp distinction between fanwork and analysis -- i think it's pretty bad form to criticize people's AUs In General (not that i've not. been guilty of it in the past, but i try at least to keep it to criticizing more general patterns within fanwork; look, i'm not going to claim a moral high ground, i love bitching way too much and should probably get a handle on that but asj;lkfdsaf) but when we're talking meta about the source material, barring shit like. you know, harassment and otherwise abusive behavior, i do consider it more of a free-for-all. at the same time, i know that these standards can lead to newer fans feeling like they're going to be booed out the door for sharing their thoughts, which, i mean, isn't great 😭😭😭 fresh eyes can bring a lot of really cool new insights, and it'd suck pretty damn bad to miss that because they don't feel welcome, yknow?

anyway, this is a very inconclusive post, but i thought i'd just throw some of my thoughts out as someone who has been here for a decently long time. and if you want to discuss w/ me, inbox and dms are always open :)

[nalyra-dreaming]

I have (re)watched Lambs of Gods now. (Tagging @slutaciouslestat as promised 😅).

Here‘s my… thoughts, roughly in order:

Arrogant asshole but the clothes really look sleek on him

Sam really knows how to use mannerisms for display of character traits (in this case: smoking). Holy moly.

That cast right? They had to leave the cast open in the back for… practical reasons. Like, a cast takes a while to dry, and then the night, and the day after… Good thing he is in the stable already 😬 (And imagining the handling inside, later?! 😬😅)

The fact that he is receptive to the reality/visions was a nice twist!

Why do they all shave him?!!! *grumbles* ;))

The stories as a means to tell the harsh past was very well done.

The baby Moses thing. LMAO. (And also as vicious as his reaction was I can understand it)

The inspector being called Barnaby. I mean…

I loved the stories woven into the clothing.

I also loved his face at getting told that was his hair 🤣

Think Sam learned to knit for this?!

Him becoming a sister was weirdly poetic and touching in its own right. I was so glad they didn’t stray to brother after the initial announcement.

All that jerking off … “nothing“ mh hmmm. (Knowing Sam really wanted this part… I couldn’t be an actor 🙈😬)

I liked the address of the hypocrisy of the church vs the (supposedly) real belief

That shirt was really the perfect length wasn’t it

Throwing him out of the window… ouch

The oven.

I am in awe how someone so pretty can make such faces. Seriously. 🤣

The fairy tale visuals are quite breathtaking in their poignant simplicity

The reaction to the ring tone…. 😭

Like, I know these were cleaning the wound, but I probably would’ve reacted the same way

The butterfly -.-

Bathing day… 😌

That photo of lil baby Sam… 😻 (Yes, said in Jacob’s voice^^)

Ohhh that Father insinuating like that to Frankie… I would’ve flipped my shit. And to make her drink 😒

The low lighting they used (and yet everything was clearly visible which was nice) makes the pupils enormously large

Dying Day (lol)

Oh him having synesthesia is so interesting, I wonder if Sam and Assad discussed that?!

I didn’t think I‘d care so much for Frankie and her story but it was beautifully done

As was that scene with the colors 😭

Well, Father "Bob" got what he deserved

The oven. I think I said that before. Ahem.

They filmed really prettily

The mystical aspects of it all were very nicely done, nice and subtle

I did say that Father Bob had it coming, right

(Also, fathering a child while not even managing to errr... finish... and not knowing...)

I almost cried at the robes tbh

And I didn't expect this to have a happy ending...

So. Really liked it, didn't like that it was so hard to track down and watch, whyyyyyy can't I own a DVD of it?! *sighs*

Anyways, I'm glad Sam likes to do these roles that are quite special?! I hope he gets to do many more of these. 🥰

And, of course, probably the most famous of them all... 😈

[condemned-girl]

Intro below cut.

Do not continue on this blog if easily triggered.

About Me/The Blog

You can call me Sadie. I am taken.

Some of the things I like include...

-Undertale AUs

-Death note

-Hazbin Hotel

-Drawing

-Singing

This blog will have mentions of...

-SA

-drug use

-self harm

-obsessive behavior

-gore

-sexual themes

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Boundaries

I am open to asks and DMs just keep the creepy shit out of it.

When sending asks regularly please add something to identify yourself.

No DNI I block freely.

If you are triggered by this blog block me. I am not responsible for you getting triggered if you know what content is on this blog.

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Asks

Taken tags -

[cannibalbuffe]

intro!

Hello! You can call me B, and I created this blog specifically to write for Hazbin Hotel. I do have a few ideas of my own, but sometimes I don't know what to write so I would really like getting some requests. I'll leave a list of who I write for and what I will and won't write.

Before I start, I'd like to make it clear that I only write x gender neutral or x male reader works. You can be of any gender to request, ofc. The genitalia also can be whatever.

!MINORS DNI!

characters i write for:

› Alastor (only platonic or qpr. No smut.*)

› Husk

› Angel Dust

› Sir Pentious

› Nifty

› Vox

› Valentino

› Velvette

› Adam

› Lute

› Lucifer

*for now, at least. Some asexuals might engage in sexual activities for a variety of reasons, but I'm still thinking of how I would, and if I would, approach this with Alastor.

rules:

› Again, only male or gender neutral reader inserts.

› Smut is allowed! And as such, this blog is 18+. Minors, please do not interact. (I will, of course, tag what is NSFW as such.)

› I can write toxic relationships/tropes, but it really depends on how I'm feeling. Just ask and if I can't deal with that at the moment, I'll just save it in my inbox for later. Angst also depends on my mood.

› I errr have a preference for fluff. This isn't a rule, I'm just saying, haha.

› Kink is allowed!

› Exceptions: ageplay, diapers, any bodily fluid that isn't blood, vore. If you request a kink I don't want to write for I'll just tell you, no judging.

› You can only request headcannons or one-shots.

› Know that I can refuse to write anything for any reason, and I am a slow writer. Be patient </3.

› I will absolutely not write (non-platonic) adult x minor, incest and non-con.

› No character x character requests.

��️ Be aware that I do not agree with everything I write about. Writing can be used to explore dark themes, and sometimes I might do that. It doesn't mean I support those things. ‼️

(Less importantly, English isn't my first language. I ask, once again, for patience 💔.)

I'll make a master list once I have enough works to fill it up.

My writing tag: #buffet tag.

List of works in progress:

[beardedjoel]

get to know me tag game!

ty for the tag @cavillscurls @futuraa-free @burntheedges @sheepdogchick3! i think i got everyone! 💖

1. were you named after anyone? no! just a name my parents liked i guess. but my middle name is the same as my mom's!

2. when was the last time you cried? literally today. and yesterday. and probably the day before. I'M A CANCER

3. do you have kids? no and never will!

4. what sports did you/do you play? i played soccer growing up but that's it. so unathletic 😭

5. do you use sarcasm? DUH

6. what’s the first thing you notice about people? probably their hair or general facial features?

7. what's your eye color? blue

8. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings please

9. any talents? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. can you tell that i genuinely have zero self esteem lmfao. i guess baking, but only because i went to school for it.

10. where were you born? ohio 🤢

11. what are your hobbies? writing, video games, reading, movies/television. i like organization type stuff as well!

12. do you have any pets? yes my babie aeris. my bf's cat that is now mine too

13. how tall are you? 5’1.5" and i will die on the hill of the .5 thank you.

14. favorite subject in school? english!

15. dream job? errr i guess i'm doing my dream job as a baker? but mostly just not working at all and spending all my time writing hehe

ok i feel like this game has been going around for ages i'm so late to it! but if anyone hasn't done this yet i tag YOU!

[sameimageofsatandaily]

idk if theres any of these types of blogs for obey me but idrc

anyway hey im lor (lorelai if u wanna be formal) but u can also call me ren

made this blog on impulse and also bc this is my fav image of my darling wife satan (hes so beautiful i was literally gonna explode when i first saw it ashshsh,,,)

image provided by the lovely savemebeel !! shout out her yayayayay

errr what else

dni if u have minors in ur dni im a minor lmao :skull:

also proship dni

ummm ill make a rentry one day (no i wont) (im lying. im too lazy to.) (why would i need a rentry anyway de que fume while writing this)

main: @nostalgic-muffins

daily airi momoi blog: @airi-momoi-daily (no longer in use sorry squad 😞)

tags

daily satan: self-explanatory i feel

not daily satan: also pretty self-explanatory

book club 📚 : asks

[castawavy]

15 oc questions - tag game

I was tagged by @madeofcc (ty for the tag ben!) he answered for his ocs ic so I think I will too, and answer for my new ocs 💟

1) are you named after anyone?

ophelia: ‘I don’t think so! I know that there’s a Shakespeare character called Ophelia but she drowns... so I hope it’s not her- I think my parents just liked the name!’

lyra: ‘oh well... I was named after a star I think?’

ren: ‘my full name is laurent, but I don’t use it much. My mother was french so she picked the name, but she always called me ren’

jude: ‘errr no clue- my parents just named me randomly I guess, my little brother’s called ash’

2) when was the last time you cried?

ophelia: ‘god, all the time. I cried recently watching Mulan.’

lyra: ‘I’ve been keeping it together for awhile now.’

ren: ‘recently. I was opening up to a friend and I ended up crying, I was a little drunk though...’

jude: ‘my dad was in hospital recently and I felt like crying, but I didn’t. I know that’s weird of me, but it’s hard to’

3) do you have kids?

ophelia: ‘ew, no! I don’t even want to think about that...’

lyra: ‘no.’

ren: ‘erm, no. I’m way too young. also I’ve never really considered children, it seems more hassle than it’s worth.’

jude: ‘hah! no. I’d maybe like them one day though... but that’s something for another day.’

4) do you use sarcasm?

ophelia: ‘guilty!’

lyra: ‘not really. I don’t really like that type of humor. ophelia does it to jude alot.’

ren: ‘not especially. I’m more of a fan of self deprecation. I know... it’s not good but it’s how I’ve learned to cope, alright?’

jude: ‘no, it’s cheap.’ 😒

5) whats the first thing you notice about people?

ophelia: ‘their breath! if you have bad breath I notice right away eugh!’

lyra: ‘um. their eyes I guess, like, what colour they are maybe?’

ren: ‘I usually notice their mannerisms, like I always try to guess how someone is feeling based on their body language.

jude: ‘face mostly. I don’t know!’

6) what’s your eye colour?

ophelia: ‘I have brown eyes, like my parents do!’

lyra: ‘I don’t know err, black eyes I guess?’

ren: ‘brown’

jude: ‘brown’

7) scary movies or happy endings?

ophelia: ‘happy endings! I hate sad endings! I was devastated at the ending of The Haunting of Bly Manor- I even like when horror ends happy and I was really rooting for them!’

lyra: ‘scary movies. I love horror, but I don’t watch fims much’.

ren: ‘I’m not really into horror.’

jude: ‘spoookeh! I love a good horror, the more gory the better too, like, I wanna see blood and guts.’

8) any special talents?

ophelia: ‘well there’s my affinity, anything I draw with magic on paper comes to life, i’d say that’s pretty special!’

lyra: ‘what? like my affinity? I can read minds... I’m a psychic, but I don’t know if that’s that special... a lot of people have a psychic affinity.’

ren: ‘I’m really good at painting.’

jude: ‘dude, watch this!’

9) where were you born?

ophelia: ‘los angeles!’

lyra: ‘I don’t really know to be honest... I was abandoned by my mum at a mall so... yeah.’

ren: ‘lyon! but my parents also lived in london for awhile.’

jude: ‘new york. god I miss it...’

10) what are your hobbies?

ophelia: ‘errr I watch a lot of reality tv, I also play simulation games like the sims, stardew valley- those kinds of games’.

lyra: ‘I play a lot of video games. I really like Destiny, but also horror games like Dead by Daylight, and Resident Evil- yeah, I play a lot of games, just look at my steam library instead maybe. Sometimes I stream them, but I don’t use webcam so...’

ren: ‘painting and drawing... I don’t really do much else, but I like this one game I have on my laptop called Mini Motorways- it’s really relaxing’.

jude: ‘watching movies, reading comics, playing guitar... I like a lot of things, and I watch a lot of Youtube as well! I also play basketball.’

11) have you any pets?

ophelia: ‘no... and my mom wouldn’t let me get a snake’

lyra: ‘oh yeah, we have two dogs. a pomeranian named apple and a sausage dog called bean- my dad’s are really bad at naming animals’.

ren: ‘no, but there’s a cat with socks that comes into my garden sometimes.’

jude: ‘we have a cat. she loves me more than she loves my mom-heh’.

12) what sports do you play / have you played?

ophelia: ‘HA. I don’t ‘sport’.

lyra: ‘next question.’

ren: ‘I sometimes play football with my friends. I do it socially, I’m not that interested in sports.’

jude: ‘oh ya, like I said earlier, I play some basketball sometimes!’

13) how tall are you?

ophelia: ‘five foot eight! I’m pretty tall actually.’

lyra: ‘I’m about five three.’

ren: ‘err, five foot ten I think- I haven’t checked in awhile though.’

jude: ‘six one. you can measure me if you like, I’ll prove it.’

14) favourite subject in school?

ophelia: ‘I really like geography and textiles.’

lyra: ‘art is the most relaxing... I hate school to be honest’.

ren: ‘art, but I like history a lot as well.’

jude: ‘errr physics, or maths. I like maths as well.’

15) dream job?

ophelia: ‘I’d like to work in media! working on a tv set would be really fun, or a costume set!’

lyra: ‘if I could earn money playing video games I’d do that. yeah.’

ren: ‘well, I’d like to be an artist but that’s not always realistic. My second choice would be a job that doesn’t cause me any stress, or working outside somewhere...’

jude: ‘I haven’t really thought about that.’

im gonna tag @itsmariejanel, @sadnesshotline @rebouks @pralinesims @astralsi and @verthu ! (but don’t feel like you have to hehe) 💟

[lolliputian]

Writer Interview Tag

Ooh, fun! Thank you to @graysparrowao3 for tagging me in this; I find talking about my process fascinating but am never sure if folks are interested in this kind of thing.

I'm bad at keeping up on my dash, so apologies if you got tagged and did this already and I wasn't aware: @rainyssafespace @queen-of-cats @trashcritter

On y vas!

When did you start writing?

I've always been an extremely imaginative person, so I've been composing scenarios and stories in my head for as long as I can remember. The earliest I actually remember being really into writing was in third grade, and--don't laugh--a Magic School Bus fanfic (where my classmates and I turned into the characters on the show, I guess nine-year-old Lolli was into isekai?).

From then on, I've always been writing and world building to some degree. I finished my first "novel" at age 11, which was stylistically very Babysitters Club inspired, about my friends and me putting on a school production of The Sound of Music. It was seventy pages on WordPerfect, I was very proud, and every use of "definitely" was misspelled "defiantly".

Come to think of it, my fifth grade best friend was also very into writing. We'd sit around and alternate between one of us drawing and one of us writing in her room. From what I can tell, she's kept up with the drawing whereas I've kept up with the writing since then.

Are there any specific themes or genres that you enjoy reading other than what you write?

I enjoy reading futuristic or science fiction works but have no desire to write it myself. I like my swords and magic!

In terms of fanfic, I usually tend to gravitate toward stuff I'm not writing as a rule of thumb. Part of that is because I get so immersed in what I'm writing that I don't want to confuse myself, but part of it is the fun of exploring characters or ships I know I won't in my own writing.

Is there a writer that you want to emulate or get compared to often?

That I want to emulate? No. I want to show my readers who I am through my writing as a way to express myself in a way I usually don't allow myself.

That I get compared to often? I'm not aware of any. But I'm also not sure how many writers in the BG3 space are writing chaptered post-game ensemble fics with a rotating third person POV that heavily feature OCs outside of Tav. It's, errr, a specific niche.

Can you tell me a bit about your writing space?

I write on my laptop. It's almost always in my living room in a specific chair, with a cup of coffee on one side and cats curled up with me. Occasionally, I'll write in my home office or at my dining room table. Sometimes, I'll also write on my desktop, depending on what's going on. Or, if I'm writing at work, I have a little "lunch nook" in my office that I'll sit in to type away.

Editing is exclusively done on my desktop computer. In lieu of printing out work to proofread, having a different space and a different monitor help immensely to catch errors.

To note, I absolutely cannot write on my phone. Outside of roleplay tags, it drives me insane. I don't know how people do it.

Every once in a while, I write things out physically with pen and paper as a treat.

What is your most effective way to muster up a muse?

I don't have a great or awe inspiring answer for this. The fact of the matter is, when inspiration hits, I know I have to run with it or it's lost.

If I'm struggling, what I will do in lieu of writing out sentences and paragraphs is to put what I want to say into note form. Then, when I go back to actually write, a lot of it is out there for me to take and use as I see fit. It helps a LOT.

Are there any recurring themes in your writing? Do they surprise you?

There are! I get teased for being the angst queen on one of my servers. But I love stories where people band together to overcome adversity. You'll find particular with my ships where, if the couple can't overcome things external to their relationship together, I get bored writing them really fast. This is partially why I struggle with smut and where I outright can't write readers.

Along the vein of readers: I can't write those or generic Tav fics at all. If I can't deep dive into characterization, my interest flies out the window.

I love running gags ("it's under new management"), well placed references, and call backs. Also, I tend to enjoy writing platonic relationships over romantic or sexual relationships.

What is your reason for writing?

I write what I want to read. Outside of that, my major motivation is wanting to explore things no one else is writing. While walking the well-trodden path might get me more interaction, it also isn't going to make me happy; I'll sacrifice smaller numbers for writing what makes me happy.

Is there any specific comment or type of comment that you find particularly motivating?

Anyone who takes the time to comment on my fic has my utmost appreciation, especially in this age where people don't comment often. It means a lot you take the time to leave one.

But my favorite is when people engage me in conversation about my fic. I have a friend who recently read throughout all of Time and Again and is working on my other fics, and they are excellent at pointing out specific characterization and narrative beats. Moments like that make me feel like the readers really get me.

How do you want to be thought about by your readers?

Well-spoken and able to execute concepts well. I put a lot of time and thought into most of what I write, and I hope that shows.

What do you think is your greatest strength as a writer?

Worldbuilding and connecting the dots. I haven't gotten a whole lot of comments from people recognizing the return of things foreshadowed chapters ago in longfic, but I do it quite a bit. My brain is naturally wired for long form content.

If I can toot my own horn, bringing characters to life and making them feel like actual people, flaws and all. I'm extremely picky about characterization and try to hold myself to a particular standard there.

When you write, are you influenced by what others might enjoy reading, or do you write purely for yourself, or a mix of both?

I answered this above: I write for myself. In my opinion, when I write what others want over what I want to write, it is absolutely apparent in the quality of my work. I'll sacrifice the numbers for what makes me really happy any day.

How do you feel about your own writing?

As someone who is typically extremely self-critical about everything I do: Writing is the one area where I am not. I'm a good writer, and I love to reread my own work.

I spent a long time practicing and writing privately and am only recently showing it to the world, and I think that makes all the difference in terms of my self-confidence.

[simsrainbows]

15 questions for 15 mutuals

thank you so much for tagging me, you lovely people :3 @vimpse @cozy-sims @arnola2012 @jsasimmer @pluto-sims

1. are you named after anyone?

my mom always told me the story about how she chose my name, she was around 12 and went to pick up my uncle at his school. she heard someone calling for another kid, and she really liked the name she heard, so she really wanted her child to have this name. :D

2. when was the last time you cried?

on friday. i actually cried a lot. well, it was my own fault and i felt really bad about what happened, but everything is alright now, thankfully. most of the time i cry it's because of my ocd or my anxiety, but the day i mentioned was about something else i screwed up. to be honest, i cry a lot, my feelings can be easily hurt.

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3. do you have kids?

no, and i don't really like the whole idea.

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

yup, i'm fluent in it! xD

5. what sports do you play/have you played?

when i was around 10 i really liked swimming, but uhhh... since then... well, to be honest i'm really bad at sports, i suck, call me scoliosis king.

6. what's the first thing you notice about other people?

i've always been really shy, so most of the time i'm at the corner observing people's behaviors, lol. i think the first thing i notice is if their personality suits mine, i have a hard time talking to people who are way too much different from me, it makes me anxious as hell... i'm really soft and sentimental, so if you're mean and likes to make fun of people errr... just go away lol

7. scary movies or happy endings?

i'm a huge fan of scary movies since i was a little kid!

8. any special talents?

i can easily see through people. like i already said, i like to observe a lot, and i don't talk much, so i always had this thing where i can really see what people are doing like, when they are lying, trying too hard, acting a certain way because of someone else, etc... i'm weird ok?

9. where were you born? 🇫🇷

10. what are your hobbies?

gaming, hehe, the most important one! i play games every single day, it's a huge passion (and addiction) and of course the sims is my favorite game, this game changed my life and will always be my favorite one to ever exist. i also love minecraft, disney dreamlight, stardew valley, house flipper, my time at portia and maaaany others. i have almost 100 games here on my pc. also writing, listening to albums and writing reviews only for myself to read, and watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s. :3

11. do you have any pets?

no T_T

12. how tall are you?

165cm

13. fave subject in school?

i liked literature, arts, english, and that's pretty much it

14. dream job?

i'm current in culinary school so, to be a chef <3

15. eye colour?

brown :3

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[esper-union-lounge]

Dipping Sauce

Bardon (Baldr) (ft. David and Q)

Summary:

Chick-pit-A was having an eatting challenge. David and Q decided to take it on while piggyback on Bardon, who was interested as well.

Tags: Short Fic, wholesome friendship, Mentions of food wastage (no foods are wasted in the making of this story :))

"No way!" David jumped up from his seat. Lazing around in Union Lounge area, the sudden news peaked his interest.

He scrolled through his phone as Q approached him.

"What's up?" Q asked, floating up his friend's level, Eros peered into David's phone.

"Chick-Pit-A is having a special collab!" David said, "Look!" He pointed at the social media post.

"Get a chance to win a limited edition Figurine Action Hero and tickets to the movie by purchasing the nugget bucket..."

"No, not that," David butted in, "Look, they're having a new special limited dipping sauce challenge!"

Immediately, Q grabbrd David's phone to take a closer look at the post. He flew away from his friend who, was frantically trying to get his phone back.

"Hey! They say, if you could find the golden packet of the dipping sauce, and post it with #DippingSauce, we have a chance to win 10,000 e-coins!" Q said excitedly.

"Well, yeah," David replied, " That's what I am trying to go for."

Floating around, Q flapped his wings. He gave a smirk, with a giggle he teased, "You probably need to go through a hundred of chicken nuggets to even find the golden packet! " laughing, Q stopped when he suddenly bumped into someone. The force knocked him onto the floor, his hands lets go of David's phone.

In that moment, a robotic hand reached out. Catching the phone, before it could hit the floor.

"Oh! That's was close!" Bardon said, he held on to the phone.

Q landed in the floor with a thud.

"Oh Hey!" David greeted Bardon, "Thanks for saving my phone. I don't know what am I going to do without it!"

"Haha, it's nothing," Bardon gave a cheerful replied.

Before Bardon hand the phone back to David, he took a look at the screen. He notice the Chick-Pit-A poster. Immediately, his eyes lit up.

"Are you guys also interested in Chick-Pit-A's limited chicken nugget event too?!" A bright smile plastered on Bardon's face.

"Errr... Yeah!" David said, a little shaken from Bardon's sudden enthusiasm. Taking his phone back, David continued, " We're thinking about getting the nuggets."

"Oh man! You have no idea how much I want to win that Action hero figurine!" Bardon exclaimed. His voice became louder as he grew passionate, earning a few looks from other Espers in the lounge.

"Gosh, you don't have to be so loud," Q covered his ears. He floated back up to David's level and continued, "and besides, we're not going for-"

"Hey, Q! Mind coming here for a sec?" David said, cutting Q off before dragging his friend to the side.

Whispering to Q's ear, David said, "Bardon's pretty into the chicken nugget challenge. If we work together, there's higher the chance we can get the golden packet! Plus, Bardon's got a big appetite. He can finish all the nuggets for us!"

"You're right!" Q whispered back in realisation.

Both turned back to Bardon again, who, eagerly looked at Q and David. The latter spoke, "Say, Bardon, we are interested in the Chicken nugget challenge too!"

"er... Yeah!" Q nodded.

"Really? That's awesome!" Bardon said.

"Let's team up!" David suggested, "So we can get as much nuggets as possible!"

Q whispered to David, "Are we really teaming up?"

"Duh, the more nuggets you buy the more dipping sauce they are going to give out. All we need to do is let Bardon eat everything, and we just need to find the Golden packet."

Q giggled and nodded his head.

"Oh, that's a great tactic!" Bardon said, completely oblivious to David's plan, "We can split the prize!"

"No, no, no," Q shook this head, "it's fine, you can keep the prize. We just want to try out Chick-pit-A's special limited Chicken nuggets, " he gave David a wink.

A little taken back by the generous offer, Bardon scratched his head, but shook off the doubt in his mind.

"Wow, you guys... Okay! Let's do the challenge after our missions are done!" he exclaimed with excitement.

"Sure! Just make sure you don't have any last minute dispatches." David laughed.

Having to agree on a time, the trio went to the nearest Chick-pit-A to purchase their fill after their schedules were done. As Bardon happily headed back to the Headquarters upfront, Q whispers into David's ears, "Hey, we sure bought a lot. Don't you think this is too much?"

Looking at the bags of food, David reassured Q with a confident smile, "Well, we don't have to eat all of it, all we have to do is to find the Golden dipping sauce."

"That's true..." Q replied.

They finally arrived at the cafeteria as Bardon began to unpack the food. Q took out his phone and began to record.

"hello guys, me and David are going going to try out the Chick-pit-A's chicken Nugget challenge!" he said.

"Are you guys ready?" Bardon asked.

"Yeah!" David replied.

Not long, Bardon was wolfing down on the chicken nuggets.

In the meantime, both Q and David grew desperate trying to find special sauce packet. They rummaged through the bags, but so far, didn't find anything.

"There's too many bags, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, " Q piped up.

"Since we bought so many, there's got to be a least one around here." David said.

"Oh hey!" another voice greeted. The two Esper turned their heads and saw Discboom walking towards their table. She had just entered the cateria, and was surprised to see the number of bags on the table. She said," I see you guys are taking on Chick-pit-A's food challenge."

"We sure are!" David replied.

"Oh man!" Bardon's voice echo through the room.

Immediately, the three turned their heads, and saw Bardon holding a dipping sauce packet.

"I can't believe it!" he exclaimed, "I got the Golden packet!"

David and Q gave each other a look before stumbling their way towards the blond, who was about to take a picture.

"w-wait!" David said.

"Huh?" Bardon questioned.

"Erm... You got the Golden packet!" David stuttered.

"Yeah, I can't believe my luck! Not only can I get tickets and the figurine, but 10,000 e-coins too!"

"Yeah about that..." Q pipped up feeling nervous.

"What's wrong?" Bardon asked.

"Well... We were just thinking," David tried to put it delicately, "if we could split the prize?"

The table went silent. Bardon looked back at David with a surprised expression. "But didn't you say you don't want the prize?" he asked.

"ah... About that... Erm... I think we took too much of what we bargain for with the nuggets, so we think it is fair if we split the prize." Q said.

"But I don't see you guys eatting anything." Discboom commented. Crossing her arms, she eyed at the two Espers, knowing full well they are always up to something no good.

"Well, if you really want to have the prize so badly, you should eat your share. You know, teamwork." she suggested.

"That's fair," Bardon nodded.

There was a look of horror on Eros and Jason's faces as they look at the stacks of food that were waiting to be consumed.

"D-do we really need to finish everything?" David asked.

"If you buy it, you must finish it. We don't tolerate wasted food." Discboom replied, "Do you want me to ask Drew to come over?"

Both Espers shook their heads. With a heavy heart and swallowing the lump in their thoarts, they began to wolf down on the nuggets.

*****

"Wow," Lucas looked at Bardon on the following day, as he showed everyone the tickets, "You actually went with the Chick-pit-A's chicken nugget challenge..." Lucas said, genuinly surprised to see how his friend was able to finished the amount of food he bought.

"and," Bardon took a box out from his bag, "I also won this!" he showed Apollo the limited edition figurine.

"Whoa!" Lucas exclaimed,"No wonder you are determined!"

"But," he continued, "What about David and Q? Didn't they joined you for the challenge?"

"They both have to tap out midway, so I get to keep all the prizes," Bardon said, " I also got the Golden dipping sauce."

"No way!" Lucas exclaimed once again, "Man, you are really at a wining streak! How much did you get?!"

"10,000 e-coins, but I gave half of it to Discboom for helping me with the socials" Bardon said and gave a bright smile.

"Wait, Discboom helped you? Why don't you ask Q and David?" Lucas held a perplexed look.

"They headed straight to the medic ops," Bardon said, "I feel a little bad making them eat everything, so I thought I should treat them lunch, as Discoom recommended."

On cue, the door to the lounge opened. David dragged his sluggish feet into the room along with Q, who doesn't look too lively, fluttering from behind.

"Guys!" Bardon shouted, "I got you guys Chick-pit-A for lunch!"

David approached Bardon. However, after hearing the Esper mentioning about food, David's face went pale and meek. He placed a hand over his mouth preventing himself from showing the unholy sight of him gagging. While Q shook his head and went for the door with David following suit.

"That's werid..." Bardon commented.

"Must have ate too much chicken nuggets," Lucas laughed, "But don't you feel unwell after eatting that much?"

Looking at Lucas, Bardon simply answered, "I feel just fine."

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Author's notes:

Can't believe I got inspired by a pack of chicken nuggets, lol.

The moral of the story... Don't be like Q and David?

(C) Esper-Union-Lounge

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Antique Legends: Epilogue 3

Madara: … … Well, that’s that, then.

Good night, goodbye——Producer-san.

Season: Autumn  Author: Akira Characters: Madara, Mika, Kohaku

Madara: Ahaha~! I'm sooo sorry, Kohaku-san! I tried waylaying him as he was leaving, but I guess it isn’t surprising that his guard was up, so he managed to get awayyy!

It’s such an awful shame! I’ll regret this mistake for life!

Kohaku: Hmph. I told ya we should’ve taken care of him before goin’ up to perform on stage.

Madara: Yep! However, it seems our performance at the Antique Market was incredibly well-received yesterday—

—which led to a larger than expected audience showing up here today as well. It felt like all of them were eagerly waiting for us to appear on stage!

Whether we’re ‘allies of justice’ or idols; We have no choice but to live up to those expectations!

Kohaku: Ko ko ko ♪ It won't matter which of those two we claim to be, we would seriously be cursed to Hell and back fer it, wouldn’t we? 

If ya compare us to those who’re honestly and earnestly pursuing their ideals, we're really just cheap knockoffs no matter how hard we try, right?

Madara: Yes. However, there are surely some ‘functions’ which only such vile existences like us can fulfill… …

It’s like how no one would use the pages from a priceless encyclopaedia to dry wet shoes, riiight? 

Kohaku: Geez! Quit tryin’ so hard to come up with clever expressions. Don’t we have a target to track down now? 

Errr… Let’s see. That would be the guy who disappeared backstage just now, right?

Madara: Yep! That guy’s wayyy speedier than I thought he would be, but still, I won’t ever lose when it comes to games of tag! I am the former Captain of the Track and Field Team after all! 

Stop, stay right there, you scoundrel! You’ll reap what you sow! 

Mika: Errr… … What in the world is goin’ on here? 

Kohaku: It would really better fer ya to keep yer nose out of it… … but I guess that’s already impossible fer you, huh? Mika-han is already involved in this, after all. 

To tell ya the truth, no sooner had we finished workin’ our butts off yesterday, that we received a new assignment fer today. To be precise, you could say we received fresh confirmation of our real target this time. 

Right now, we’re gonna eliminate the scoundrel schemin’ to bring down COSPRO. We’ve managed to identify him, thanks to the series of events surroundin’ that Antique Market. 

Madara: Fufu~n! That’s right! And although this target is especially talented at covering his tracks and hiding, we’ve finally managed to grab him by the tail this time!

Kohaku: Exactly. At the Antique Market yesterday, Hidaka Seiya———han…, he presented a ‘treasure’ to the victorious Valkyrie, didn’t he? 

That treasure turned out to be an extremely precious jewel.

If we were just to research a little, we can find out where that jewel is, right away. It’s just that conspicuous, ya see, just like an idol, or a star sparkling brightly in the sky.  

Mika: That jewel… … I gave that to the person who consolidated all my debts as a kind of collateral just now, though!

Vice-Prez instructed me to do that, just last night!

Kohaku: Yep. We’re real sorry fer keepin’ Mika-han in the dark about it, but the truth is, we went and installed a listening device in that piece of jewellery. 

We used that to gather information and got hard evidence of the wrongdoings bein’ committed. 

That person who helped ya consolidate yer debt? He was the one who hired fraudsters to run the con which caused Mika-han’s orphanage—yer home—so much pain and sufferin’.

In other words, Ibara-han managed to get hold of evidence which can be used to prove that guy was the real mastermind behind the attacks on Valkyrie and COSPRO. 

To top it off, that scoundrel went and bragged about all his other wrong-doings while he was holdin’ onto the jewel.

All that was recorded by the bug too. We’re gonna make sure he feels the pain fer what he’s done. 

Mika: EeEEEH~... … There’s really no need fer you to go that far, y’know? I’ve already paid the debt back in full, so there ain’t any issue with him anymore. I’m fine with callin’ it quits between us now. 

Kohaku: Yeah, no. If that were enough to make all things right; we’d all be livin’ in a peaceful world by now. However, his kind will never stop houndin’ their prey till it's dead with its blood sucked dry.  

That guy’s true goal ain’t about money; it’s about attackin’ COSPRO and the other agencies. There’s no way a guy like that would leave us alone feelin’ satisfied, just because you’ve paid him. 

This is a war, and it won’t end until one side is annihilated. 

Our target’s just a small-time crook this time, so we won’t go so far as to take his life yet, but— 

—we’ve heard he’s also been causin’ NEWDI grief by orchestratin’ various incidents to happen at all the idol trainin’ facilities affiliated with the agency.  

It turns out he’s part of the reason why NEWDI has been struggling so much with its business management.

And it’s not just COSPRO or NEWDI as individual agencies that he’s havin’ beef with—rather, we should say his hostility is targeted towards ES as a whole. 

That’s why we’re gonna crush him. Both COSPRO and NEWDI are my bosses after all—since he’s lookin’ to start a fight with us, we’ll have very reason to strike back. 

I know how it sounds when we say it like that, but this ain’t a bad thing fer Mika-han at all. After we take care of that fella, Mika-han won’t have a debt to repay anymore. 

You can use all the money you save on all those kids who admire and aspire to be like ya. 

That’s a much nobler cause to use such a sum of money fer, rather than letting some scoundrel use it to line his own pockets, right? 

Mika: … … … …

But why, Kohaku-kun? … … Why’re you doin’ those kinda unspeakable things? I understand, I get mad at swindlers and all those bad people too, but—

—it ain’t any part of any idol’s job to be punishin’ those people like that. … … I ain’t wrong in sayin’ that, right? 

Kohaku: Nope. Mika-han’s way of thinking is in the right. Idols should be a special breed of people surrounded by normal mothers, fathers, and kids with sparklin’ eyes earnestly askin’ fer autographs to be signed——However, we… … we’re just not that kind of people at all.

There’s a part of reality in this world which can’t be put right just by spoutin’ pretty words and ideals at it. Someone has to get their hands dirty to fix it—

—and that ‘someone’ just so happens to be us.

Of course, we do get some benefits fer doin’ these deeds too. 

Crazy:B created a whole lotta trouble in the summer fer ES—and fer all the idols in ES... ... Doin’ this helps to make up fer some of the damage we caused—

—and as long as we’re useful like this, we won’t be forcefully put down. 

… … I’ve got no idea how Niki-han thinks, but at the very least, Rinne-han and HiMERU-han’ll be able to continue doin’ the idol activities they love so much.  

As fer me, I’m satisfied with bein’ able to do this much. That’s all I need fer now.

Mika: Is that really—really—enough fer you, Kohaku-kun? 

Kohaku: … … … …

Madara: OI~III, Kohaku-saaan~? You were scolding me for my failings earlier, but aren't you just slacking around and chit-chatting with your friend now too~?

That’s fine, I don’t mind. I’ve always thought you’re more suited to ‘the world on that side’ anyway. … … You can leave everything from this point onwards to me and start making your way back now.

Kohaku: Seriously? Don’t be an idiot. It doesn’t matter how big and strong you are, there’s no way you’ll ever be able to beat everyone on yer own. 

Besides, from the moment I was born into my family, I’ve already been thoroughly stained with stinkin’ filth. 

Even if I were to go back and try to live under the light of the Sun now, everyone would just pinch their noses shut and turn their eyes away from me. 

Kohaku: Since that’s the case, I’d rather see how far I can walk along this path with you—you, who is covered in the same stink as I am.

Madara: Is that so? Without wasting words, I’m ending ‘this’ now. 

Madara: … … And that goes for you too, Anzu-san. What are you even doing here? Why did you insist on coming to this place, even though you know you don’t belong here at all? 

Can it be you still believe me to be your kind, gentle ‘childhood friend and older brother’? That, I’m someone, whom by nature, is incapable of doing anything criminally or morally wrong? 

Do you really think I am here, in such a place as dark as this, because there must be some kind of mistake? 

No, Anzu-san. That’s not it at all. You’re sooo wrong in assuming so——

I don’t have the time to explain everything in detail to you right now because I’ve got a pitiful villain to catch—

—however, everything about the person you believed me to be—that was all a lie. I am not a human worthy of your respect at all.

Madara: And that’s why... you shouldn’t care about me anymore. Don’t come here. The night is getting late, you should go. 

You have work tomorrow, don’t you? Even the Sun has gone to sleep; you should go home too, and get a good night’s rest.

Madara: … … Well, that’s that, then

Good night, goodbye——Producer-san.

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The End

Translator’s Note: 

For those who are new to the game, there is a rule where the idols are supposed to refer to Anzu as Producer (from Madara’s first idol story) even though very few actually do. Madara actually stated that he would never call Anzu as Producer ever, because of his childhood friend relationship with her. That he would actually call her Producer at the end, further distancing the relationship with her, is really a very big gut punch.

Please read Myriad of Colours Chapter 5  / As An Elder / Hidden Beast 1/2 chapter / Blackjack Ch 14 / Secret Service for nuggets of what happened to Madara after this. 

This is unproofed, so if you have any feedback, please DM me. 

[rurpleplayssims]

15 Questions for 15 Mutuals!

Are you named after anyone? Not that I'm aware of. My mum just really liked the name and after the three days of hell labour, my dad had no say in my naming! 🤣 I am the eldest of my siblings.

When was the last time you cried? I cry a lot but thankfully it's been a while. Define crying too - as in bawling my eyes out? - that's been ages. If it's me tearing up with emotion, then it was a couple of days ago when I went to Liverpool. The city is decked out with blue and yellow EVERYWHERE because it's hosting Eurovision on behalf of Ukraine, and it's quite touching to see.

Do you have kids? No. I would never rule out having kids but currently, my younger brothers (15 years younger) fulfil my maternal instincts at the moment.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? I go off on mini-rants (at myself) and I probably slip into sarcasm.

What sports do you play/have played? l hated my PE classes at school despite being good at it. I never wanted to do extra sports, so I was not on any teams.

What’s the first thing you notice about other people? A sense of who they are, and if any 'odd' behaviour is down to nervous energy or not. It's a skill that's useful in my public-facing job. I always strive to be as friendly as possible as I remember vividly how nerve-wracking it can be in new places/situations. You need someone there to reassure you.

Eye colour? This is starting to sound like a security test! 🤣 I have hazel eyes.

Scary movies or happy endings? Hate scary stuff. My imagination is far too vivid and if I get creeped out by something, it's in my head for WEEKS afterwards, and I value a good night's sleep! I prefer happy endings.

Any special talents? Umm...I'm not sure. I'd say my best skill is writing but I'm not the best of the best either. Might be me being modest, you all can be the judge. I'd like to be better regardless, another trait of being my own editor as well.

Where were you born? London, UK.

What are your hobbies? Writing, gaming, walking, listening to audiobooks and baking cakes.

Do you have any pets? No. We had dogs when I was younger. I want to have my own dog someday, but I can't in my current home and it's also not the right time for such a commitment (emotionally and logistically).

How tall are you? Errr....5"5...I think? Average height for a woman my age.

Favourite subject in school? Religious Studies when I was at school. We learnt about Buddhism and then had various ethical questions to decide what the Buddhist perspective on the ethics would be. It was my best GCSE result as well. However, looking back , I'd say my favourite class was English, for obvious reasons.

Dream Job? Being a published author, who is moderately successful. I'd hate to be 'famous', but it'd be great if writing could be my main income.

Anybody who wants to do this can consider themselves tagged! Thank you @timberllania for the tag!