#eric wanted to die

[jeaninesfavouriteserum]

peter, to eric: hey, what'll i get if i can throw this petridish between jeanine's tits?

jeanine, overhearing: a concussion.

[basil-enthusiast]

jack & eric // casual (chappell roan)

[lilisouless]

I will forever hold that Nina did nothing wrong (okay maybe walking straight into that cell but otherwise did nothing wrong)

[cardierreh15]

Light of My Life ✨

[eric-the-bmo]

Sometimes you create a banger of a mental breakdown monologue for an OC while in the shower and rush to write it down before you forget it

[wilson-is-a-slut]

im gonna be real with you chief; I was a foreman hater from day one and I still stand by that five seasons later

I hate foreman I hate foreteen and thirteen deserves way better

hell, I think that house would be better than foreman

[aunhinged]

Houses' secret dance offs

House hosts secret dance-offs in the hospital basement as a stress reliever, but only the most absurd and unhinged dance moves are allowed. He judges the dances based on how well they distract from his pain

[seventh-district]

7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos

[kyuriman]

I like that one theory that Cartman is so callous with life and is such a shithead because he's vaguely aware of the fact that he's in a surrealist sitcom... life and being morally good doesn't hold much value to him since he's vaguely aware of the way everything is seemingly episodic and that most things don't have long lasting outcomes... A sort of extremist petty nihilism that is rewarded in the overall show

[victimized-martyr]

As awful as Cartman is, his true desires are simple. He just wants attention and praise— and it’s not only important to Cartman that he gets that praise, but also by whom it’s being said. (there’s a reason Jimbo is one of the people to say good job)

[movedto-mrs-bluemarine]

I looove when my characters have such unrelenting survivor's guilt that it makes them physically nauseous

[gardengnosticator]

very interesting how when the majority white citizens of the imperial core discuss reactionary "anti-west" rhetoric (blanket term for progressive policies) the attitude is to baby them. comfort them. try and connect with them despite their privileged status and try to talk them down. but when a citizen from MENA discusses how they dislike notions of western government, as a result of bombings, forced regime changes and human rights abuses the only response is to bomb them more.

[lonesomedotmp3]

shawn and cory are the real freaks if we're being real here i'm not blind ok however the show has never ever shyed away from their dynamic or letting them help each other grow etc etc like there's not much to say because it's just in the text that they're like this and you can't even go anywhere with it in your head unless you're a heathen who wants to break up my friends cory and topanga... they're best friends they love each other they complete each other yada yada. jack and eric on the other hand are so insanity inducing because for all intents and purposes they SHOULD have this profound affect on each other's lives altering their paths and themselves irrevocably like they fundamentally complete and heal each other it's written into the very core of their dynamic. but they just... don't? they never get the chance to breach the walls they've built that ONLY the other can ever dismantle. by design. and well it haunts me every day.

[geffenrecords]

that video made recently tht calls sue klebold a narcissist is a little excessive in my opinion . its very well made and lots of good info but i think that guy is a little dramatic .

[gracieblood]

ddlc except it’s the boys from south park

[fearsomeandwretchedandwrong]

You just don't get it, that cranky old man is my babygirl. 😍 😭 💕