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egoalike · 2 years ago
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drawing practice but it's lawlight as things my partner has said to me
(celebrating april fools by drawing these idiots)
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Tw: suggestive below
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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 2 months ago
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at 3 am
Tim: You can say 'Have a nice day!' without a problem.
Tim: But you can't say 'Enjoy the next 24 hours' without sounding vaguely threatening.
Jason: How the fuck did you get into my safehouse again?!
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yjcorefourenjoyer · 4 months ago
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*Jason walks into the living room to see Tim flopped on the couch sniffing*
Jason: “Oh. my. gosh. What could you possibly be crying about now?”
Tim *looks up and sniffles*: “I miss the supercycle… you know, my beloved sentient vehicle who used to fly me and young justice around… ”
Jason:
“THE WHO-”
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deadtiredghost · 6 months ago
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the cool colours; a meme post
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theotherbuckley · 5 months ago
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incorrect tweets pt 34/?
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versatancore · 7 months ago
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lithiumseven · 4 months ago
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Bullet Train as incorrect quotes
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gutiuniverse · 6 months ago
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Legend, teaching the young heros: Okay, what's the first rule? Wind, Wild and Hyrule: Don't wake up Sky before 12, if you want to live. Legend: Second rule? Wind, Wild and Hyrule: If Warriors tells you no, go to Four. Warriors, shouting from a distance: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM!?!?!
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alish-artie · 7 months ago
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The agents go to a theme park for a day.
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incorrectgliyeraba · 28 days ago
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Glinda: Fiyero…I’ve never been on a date with a girl! What if I mess up?
Fiyero: Dating women isn’t all that different from dating men, trust me. Just tell her “You have beautiful eyes.” That always seems to work.
[later, on her and Elphaba’s date]
Glinda: I have beautiful eyes.
Elphaba: Yes? You do???
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seekingskywhales · 2 years ago
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Apparently I’m not done drawing Amanda lol
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thestarwarslesbian · 8 months ago
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Chris: It sure is muggy outside this morning. Tommy: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the yard… Chris, sips juice out of a bowl: What would give you that idea? Eddie, drinking coffee from a measuring cup: You're so paranoid. Buck, drinking earl gray tea from a blender pitcher: You should talk to someone about that.
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cheeseydogwoop · 6 months ago
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timmy-bee · 2 months ago
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hermitcraft incorrect quotes!
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cod-dump · 24 days ago
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Soap: Why are you the way that you are.
Graves: What? Handsome? Charismatic? Good at my job?
Soap: No! I meant--
Graves: Gayer than a dentist office on surgery day?
Soap: What??
Graves: Hey, he started it. *points at Nik*
Soap: Who--
Graves: And the captain finished me. It. Finished it.
Soap: I MEANT WHY YOU'RE AN ANNOYING PRICK, FUCK ME--NOW I NEED BRAIN BLEACH.
Graves: >:3
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archivewriter1ont · 1 month ago
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Bountyhunter: Everyone stopped shooting...I’m going to check it out.
Echo: (handcuffed to a chair) I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
Bountyhunter: Why?
Echo: I’m pretty sure there’s a mean, scary monster on the other side of that door.
Bountyhunter: *scoff* Whatever. *opens door*
Hunter: *charges in snarling, knives drawn*
Bountyhunter: *screams*
Echo: Told you. ☺️
Part Two of "Echo Gets Kidnapped" | Part One
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