#enjoy the incorrect quotes

[egoalike]

drawing practice but it's lawlight as things my partner has said to me

(celebrating april fools by drawing these idiots)

Tw: suggestive below

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

at 3 am

Tim: You can say 'Have a nice day!' without a problem.

Tim: But you can't say 'Enjoy the next 24 hours' without sounding vaguely threatening.

Jason: How the fuck did you get into my safehouse again?!

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

*Jason walks into the living room to see Tim flopped on the couch sniffing*

Jason: “Oh. my. gosh. What could you possibly be crying about now?”

Tim *looks up and sniffles*: “I miss the supercycle… you know, my beloved sentient vehicle who used to fly me and young justice around… ”

Jason:

“THE WHO-”

[deadtiredghost]

the cool colours; a meme post

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 34/?

[versatancore]

[gutiuniverse]

Legend, teaching the young heros: Okay, what's the first rule? Wind, Wild and Hyrule: Don't wake up Sky before 12, if you want to live. Legend: Second rule? Wind, Wild and Hyrule: If Warriors tells you no, go to Four. Warriors, shouting from a distance: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM!?!?!

[alish-artie]

The agents go to a theme park for a day.

[seekingskywhales]

Apparently I’m not done drawing Amanda lol

[thestarwarslesbian]

Chris: It sure is muggy outside this morning. Tommy: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the yard… Chris, sips juice out of a bowl: What would give you that idea? Eddie, drinking coffee from a measuring cup: You're so paranoid. Buck, drinking earl gray tea from a blender pitcher: You should talk to someone about that.

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Frost: your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions

Kremy: your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Gideon: who the fuck is caramelizing onions? Have y’all forgotten that apples exist!?

Kremy:

Kremy: Gid, do…do you think that caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions!?

Frost: your man thinks caramelizing onions means putting caramel on your onions

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: So how are we doing this, Eddie? Eddie: You two could take turns with me or take me at the same time, I don't mind Buck: Tommy: Buck: What are you talking about? Eddie: First tell me what you are talking about Tommy: No, I'd very much like to hear what you were talking about Buck: We both do

[mwolf0epsilon]

How did Rex get his name?

5 year old CT-7567, running excitedly towards Cody the moment he sees him entering the CC cadet barracks: Cody! Cody! Fox gave me a name!!! Cody, surprised since Fox had initially opposed taking in '67: Really? That's great vod'ika! CT-7567, practically bouncing on the tips of his toes: Yeah! He said it means 'King' in a really old language used by ancient Jetii! He said it fit me because of two reason! Cody, curious: Those being? CT-7567, pausing to think: Well… He only said the one, not the second... But he said I had the makings of a great leader! Cody, a little suspicious: That's awfully kind of Fox. What did he name you then? CT-7567: My name is Rex! Cody, well aware that 'Rex' is a popular name for pet massiffs and dogs: Cody, looking towards Fox who has a shit eating grin: Cody, unwilling to shatter Rex's innocence well before time: … That's a great name Rex… Wear it with pride vod'ika… Rex, grinning from ear to ear: I will! -runs off happily to go tell his batchers- Cody, watching his little brother go: … Cody, looking back at Fox once Rex is gone: You motherfucker... Fox, cackling: I wasn't lying. He's got the makings of a great leader… Fox: It just so happens that he's also a little bitch that bites. Cody: Start running.

[lithiumseven]

Bullet Train as incorrect quotes

[nicolegmattos]

Gabriel: *playing twister* Ok, Crowley. Right hand on blue.

Crowley: *ends up on top of Aziraphale*

Crowley: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Beelzebub: Gabriel stop spinning ten turns ago. I’m surprised neither of you have it noticed yet.

Aziraphale: I have.

[timmy-bee]

hermitcraft incorrect quotes!