#endoscopy

[spazoutloud]

Will Ramos casually singing Sleep Token for science.

[muppetnurse]

Adventures in Bowel Spelunking Endoscopy

[firminfollowing]

Pro tip: if you have to take Magnesium Citrate, get the lemon kind and mix it with apple juice! (Or anything actually)

You may throw up if you rawdog it, so be careful, mix it up, and go slow.

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

Reading hospital discharge notes is always so fascinating :/

My newest one is from an endoscopy and the summarizing notes are all like "everything is okay! You have stomach issues bc you take too many pain meds! But everything is looking totally normal!"

But knowing what the medical mumbo jumbo in the diagnostics part means paints a very different picture... "That is inflamed and also this part and yeah basically everything is inflamed and your connective tissue is hardened and also the parts making up the lining of your stomach are stuck together and this part is also inflamed"

[heardatmedschool]

“For me, an upper GI endoscopy is almost part of the physical exam… That’s an exageration, please don��t repeat that anywhere.”

Sorry, doc.

[victusinveritas]

[martianbugsbunny]

Not to be a huge tumblrina but the office somehow managed to be super overbooked (?) and the only thing keeping me sane and placid as I wait is scrolling through cherik pics on instagram

[justanillvampire]

I’ll be under anaesthesia in an hour. Wish me luck 🫡🙏✨

[awetistic-things]

i’m having an endoscopy tmr and they’re gonna do the “count down from 10” thing like i’m so excited i feel like i’m in an episode of greys anatomy

[sortofsmartvamp]

GUESS WHO HAS TO GET AN ENDOSCOPYYY???? ME!!!! But first I need to talk to my pediatrician, that's what my doctor said. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY'D DO ONE ON ME NEARBY????

[essefryu]

I'm extremely badass (survived an unsedated endoscopy almost without crying)

[chaospixiemagic]

Listen … if I can’t find humor in my own health and mortality WHERE CAN I?!

[7thelaine]

Yesterday, I had to get an endoscopy done... So I present to you the short (and abruptly ended) story, "Waiting for my Endoscopy."

[zekeya86]

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[heardatmedschool]

“Gastroesophageal reflux?”

When the tired resident answers a page while writing the report on an endoscopy.