#doctors office

[ai-satin-chic]

Service with a smile.

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[businessmemes]

Lymph nodes are the source of business acumen and need to be palpated and massaged regularly.

[gomi-cake]

[crayonbunnyagere]

[faytelumos]

Reminder that American healthcare is fucking insane and if anybody ever tells you that privatized healthcare is better you need to shove a sock in their mouth.

I went to the ER recently because I was really sick and I needed to confirm that I didn't have something scary (I was wearing gloves and a mask, don't worry).

I spent over 5 hours sitting in the waiting room, and the only treatment I received was a brief conversation with a doctor and snap tests for the flu and COVID.

My bill was over 900 dollars.

[2022dirt]

The ceiling light in this doctor’s waiting room.

[passionateseadruid]

Charlie's first hooves and horn appointment on her own after moving out?

AHH!!

I imagine that she’s a bit awkward at first.

(Me coded fr)

She’s told her parents that she can go to Sloth by herself a million times.

But actually having to do do it? That’s a different story.

She was a nervous wreck when it came to traveling by herself! Sure she was the princess of Hell but she HATED to use her powers. Even if it was just to defend herself.

She rode the Hellivator (I think that’s what it’s called) all the way down to sloth.

Everyone stared at her on the way down. After all it’s not every day that you see the princess of hell (or any of the royal family)

Once she actually got to the office it took an hour to actually see the doctor.

“Ah Miss Morningstar!” The old goat doctor greeted.

“Actually, it’s Charlie Magne now.” She smiled, awkwardly.

“This way Miss Morningstar.” He slowly walked into the back

“Y-You can just call me Charlie.” She was trying to be patient

“Are you sure?”

“YES!” She said, quickly.

Everything was going great!

The doctor did the mallet reflexes (you know that thing where they hit just under your knee)

her hooves did need a bit of a trim but other than that everything was going well.

Until it came to her horns

“Miss Charlie do you know what you’re blood type is?”

“Uh… gold? I think?” She shrugged, bashfully.

“Your horns are rather small considering your mother.” He checked his notes.

The doctor ran some tests and sure enough Charlie’s horns hadn’t fully developed yet.

The doctor concluded they’d end up growing to be around the same size as Lilith’s over the next millennium.

But that was a long ways away.

Charlie was thrilled though that she could have another piece of her that could remind her of her mother

sorry, this is so short I really didn’t know what to do with this… 😅🥲

[sakurastarkey]

Chopper check up 🩹

[isasmonologue]

i’ve been back home for two months

the therapist asks me how i feel

i say, “fine”

she asks me again

i say, “i’m angry”

i don’t understand why my brain is like this

why my body does this

why i have to scratch and claw

at any sense of relief

i woke up that morning

pushed my legs over the edge of the bed

i stood on unsure feet

my ankles turned over

and my knees buckled

last month, my skin burned red

blisters covered my arms and back

the doctor gave me pills to try

i called out for my dad to help me get up

but he was already gone

every night, i beg something in the sky to fix my mind

the therapist tells me that it doesn’t happen overnight

still, i am on my knees

i dialed my brother but he didn’t answer

so i just laid on the floor and cried

i asked the physical therapist

if he’d seen any improvement

he gave me a sad smile and said

“we’ll get there”

my friend showed up after work

because he’d seen my missed calls

he found me with a dead phone and

a tear soaked shirt under my sleeping head

he shook my shoulder and called my name

i tried to answer and bloody drool

came running off of a swollen tongue

the therapist asks me how i feel

i mumble, “fine”

she asks me again

i mumble, “i’m tired”

[gleditsia-triacanthos]

kind of reeling still, but i guess here’s a reason accessibility is so important.

(mentions of weight and weight loss in a physical health context)

i saw gi for the first time in two months today, and finally got weighed by getting out of my chair and scooting onto the scale. i’ve lost twenty pounds. even taking atrophy into account, this is very much Not Good for someone with gastroparesis, and i’m now on an nj tube for the first time in a year.

i’ve been taking my meds and adhering to the gp diet as usual, but after becoming paralyzed in december, i haven’t been journaling/keeping track of my calorie intake. because i haven’t been able to walk, i haven’t been able to use my scale at home or at any other doctor’s office. i haven’t been as attentive to my body as i am typically, though i figured i’d lost a bit.

i’m honestly freaked out. until now, accessibility has been about convenience to me (even if the inconvenience is major). this is sort of a lesson for me too but ohmygod—

medicine NEEDS to be accessible. it’s insane that it isn’t, especially when disabled people often have chronic health conditions.

for disabled people with multiple conditions: one condition getting worse or manifesting does NOT mean the others take a backseat. it’s so so overwhelming and feels like a full time job to manage comorbidities, but they will not take a month or two off. please please please be safe. be smarter than i am.

peace + love!

[martianbugsbunny]

Not to be a huge tumblrina but the office somehow managed to be super overbooked (?) and the only thing keeping me sane and placid as I wait is scrolling through cherik pics on instagram

[cyberfestivaldonkeycash]

I’m chronically ill, so a lot of my time is spent at the doctor trying to figure out what my new problem is. I can’t make this up, my diagnosis yesterday was and I quote, “bad luck”. I was told I just have bad luck.

[thestrangphysician]

Welcome to my clinic, how may I assist you?

[gomi-cake]

shh...

[benjitoum]

Old shot from many years ago. One of my many trips into urgent care about my foot/ankle.