#edited: for... tumblr fuck off

[kylo-wrecked]

Say you are having a sleepover. Who is most hospitable, you or Ben?

a) qué

b) if we're talking the senator's son, probably ben. he's "do you want the couch? the bed? the other bed? the other other bed? how many towels? do you like movies? okay, that's a so bad it's bad movie, do you want to watch a fiLlUm? i will make you whatever you want for breakfast i will bend over backwards, literally, if you want? i have fifteen different coffees, i—" you can leave your fluids and your material stuff all over his floor and he's happy as a clam to have you there.

i'm militaristic. "this is your confined sleeping area, this is how the shower works, this is your pillow, this is your rifle, you see a closed door? knock, phone volume OFF, never come up behind me while i'm in the kitchen unless you want to be jumpscared back, breakfast options are porridge with compote or (the best) eggs, the Bustelo, you're out by 10 AM." i'm also mom chasing after you with a dustpan, i'm DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES ON MY FLOOR OR I... will fold them myself... ?? >.>

[transformers-earthspark]

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[dkettchen]

I do enjoy dressing her entirely in canon outfits/cuts and the occasional top she's borrowed from nami and being like ye canon!sanji sure does own a pair of 3/4 pants with ballerina loafers he sure did wear that before with his whole cishet man ass and we didn't bat a single eye at it

[fortjester]

the (known) Resurrection Beasts of the Locked Tomb Series

Dungeon Crawler Dragon by @sparrowlucero // Res Beast 1 / The Sudbury Neutrino Observatory // Res Beast 2 / The “Landscape of Thorns” by Michael Brill & Safdar Abidi // Res Beast 4 / "Ulysses and the Sirens" by Herbert James Draper // Res Beast 6 / [REDACTED] // Varun the Eater (Res Beast 7) / Moon Jellyfish // Res Beast 8 / "The Thing (1982)" dir. John Carpenter // Alecto (Res Beast 9) / Hollywood Hair Barbie by Mattel

[paintpaintpaintman]

"A lot of people are relying on you to pull it together."

I've been sick and frustrated with art block, and yesterday had a fever-induced epiphany about what it would be like when the Lamb finds out the Goat is a "fainting goat".

Fainting goats don't actually faint. Rather, they have a disorder called myotonia congenita. To put this simply, myotonia congenita is a disorder where one is unable to relax their muscles quickly after a contraction, which happens to fainting goats when they are frightened and try to flee. These "faints" last for 10-20 seconds and cause no pain (you know, unless they fall off of or into something). It is an uncontrollable disorder for the Goat, as medication to control myotonia has yet to be invented. For this reason, the Goat is a pacifist, not because they are a coward, so to speak, but because they would die each time.

The Goat was not sacrificed-- they would have been! But their captors weren't expecting them to go completely stiff and fall over, which resulted in them falling off the side of the tall passage they were walking to see the Bishops, where their spine cracked and they met an untimely death. The Lamb's neck constantly hurts, and the Goat's back constantly burns. Oh, to be a dead bovid!!!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[orbis2d]

“Did you know that Sonic the Hedgehog….”

[ninjasmudge]

What are your thoughts on the two other monkeys? Idk if you ever heard of them, but it's the Red Bottom Ape and Long Armed Gibbon.

i actaually had some pretty lore heavy origin story hcs for those guys a couple of years ago, but i dont think i ever posted them. ill put some of the old art here and paste the lore under a cut cause its LONG (replaced the old swk and maq in the last pic with some more recent ones bc my hcs for them changed so much lmao)

their lore was well researched i spent days on it but it was a couple years ago lmao, its based on the principals they represent plus which of yin/yang they represent

long armed gibbon- can seize the sun and the moon, distinguish the auspicious from the inauspicious, and manipulate planets and stars

gibbon was born when a seed from a fir tree fell from heaven to earth. it landed on top of an eroded mountian and a tree started growing. after several hundred years, when the tree stretched high enough and was wise enough and the pine cones had gone from dark purple to blue, the trunk split one day at sunrise on a blue misty morning and gibbon walked into the world

red-buttocked horse monkey- who has knowledge of yin and yang, understands human affairs, is adept in its daily life and able to avoid death and lengthen its life

horse was born from a drop of water flung from a trough in heavens stables (part of the reason swk was so pleased to guard the horses when he went)

when she fell to earth she became a river that people often visited and talked around and played in. from this she came to understand human affairs. she also found she could help creatures avoid death or prolong their life by feeding their crops. when she knew enough, she climbed out of the river at sundown and walked into the world

sun wukong, the wise stone monkey- who knows transformations, recognizes the seasons, discerns the advantages of earth, and is able to alter the course of planets and stars

stealing from nezha reborn where the myth goes that when nüwe patched the sky, the leftover stone was where swk came from, but im changing it to one of the tiles that was used to create the furnace was dropped, leaving a monkey sized gap where he could later on slot into to keep himself alive in there. the tile was knocked out of the basket by the wind and fell to earth and this was the only one that landed on ffm. you know the story here, he absorbed chi from heaven AND earth which is why hes so powerful

six eared macaque- who has a sensitive ear, discernment of fundamental principles, knowledge of past and future, and comprehension of all things

macaque was born very suddenly when a piece of moon rock broke off and fell to earth on a new moon. the resulting meteor created a huge and sudden flash of light in a forest which created hundreds of stark shadows at once. the shadows condensed and the resulting being wouldnt have lived if it hadnt been a new moon because he needed the next hours of darkness to collect himself into a full being. but before the night was done, a new monkey was born who was able to hear everything in the radius he had collected shadows from, which if youve ever seen a meteor flash, is a long way

somethin interesting abt the things that created them- swks tile was actually heavenly, which is why he represents primarily yang (heaven). his was the only one that was CRAFTED BY heaven. gibbon and horse are both from something that fell from heaven and then the earth changed its form (the tree grew on earth from a heavenly seed, and the drop of water became a river) whereas macaque, representing the yin is fully of earth, the meteor that created him was from heaven but he didnt directly come from the meteor, he came from the shadows it created on earth. his only connection is to the earth

[can-u-not-14]

GUESS WHO JUST SKELETON GLOVES U JUST GOT SKELETON GLOVES

[eniokai]

Random post with my old edit

[myenemytolover]

Love language: quality time

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[lpn3rd]

Lupin is so fucking real for this

[enbysiriusblack]

guys i'm finally deleting tiktok 💪💪

[corvidinthewoods]

my family is watching the hbomberguy roblox video and i’m reflecting on how his work has long had themes of recognizing un- or under-credited works

Plagiarism and You(tube), of course

ROBLOX_OOF.mp3, about Tommy Tallarico taking credit for that and lots of other shit (especially Joey Kuras’s work)

Scanline Directors Cut episode, talking about how he got sole credit for the original Scanline when its him with Shannon Strucci

Halcyon Dreams, about Don Bluth getting credit for Rick Dyer’s game

Here’s Three Videos About Youtube Plagiarism, also obvious

and the running [citation needed] joke throughout Measured Response videos

[fluffytimearts]

Leasebound edits #3

Got suggested to give Violet a redesign so here she is! Thought we give her gray hairs, wrinkles, different hairstyle, golden pierces, and finally heterochromia!

OG:

My Version: