#edited: for... tumblr fuck off

[kylo-wrecked]

Say you are having a sleepover. Who is most hospitable, you or Ben?

a) qué

b) if we're talking the senator's son, probably ben. he's "do you want the couch? the bed? the other bed? the other other bed? how many towels? do you like movies? okay, that's a so bad it's bad movie, do you want to watch a fiLlUm? i will make you whatever you want for breakfast i will bend over backwards, literally, if you want? i have fifteen different coffees, i—" you can leave your fluids and your material stuff all over his floor and he's happy as a clam to have you there.

i'm militaristic. "this is your confined sleeping area, this is how the shower works, this is your pillow, this is your rifle, you see a closed door? knock, phone volume OFF, never come up behind me while i'm in the kitchen unless you want to be jumpscared back, breakfast options are porridge with compote or (the best) eggs, the Bustelo, you're out by 10 AM." i'm also mom chasing after you with a dustpan, i'm DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES ON MY FLOOR OR I... will fold them myself... ?? >.>

[transformers-earthspark]

IMPORTANT: TUMBLR HAS MADE A DEAL WITH MIDJOURNEY/OPENAI.

YOUR ART AND IMAGES ON TUMBLR ARE BEING USED TO TRAIN AI MODELS.

The opt-in is automatic, but you can turn it off in settings.

Go to "Blog Settings" -> "Visibility" -> "Third-Party Sharing" and turn on "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog]". (This post shows how to do it on browser and on mobile.) You need to do this with every sideblog. (Note: The option in settings might not appear if your app hasn't updated yet. You can still opt out via browser.)

Spread the word. Everyone on Tumblr needs to know about this.

[crow-quet]

universal "having a younger sibling" experience

[almondpiglet]

coming back with my first post of the year! and with a short comic no less! yipeee!!

my 30 year old employee wont stop eating like an anime girl!!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[voidcreations]

Dolly in a dress

[orbis2d]

“Did you know that Sonic the Hedgehog….”

[can-u-not-14]

GUESS WHO JUST SKELETON GLOVES U JUST GOT SKELETON GLOVES

[eniokai]

Random post with my old edit

[myenemytolover]

Love language: quality time

[lpn3rd]

Lupin is so fucking real for this

[enbysiriusblack]

guys i'm finally deleting tiktok 💪💪

[corvidinthewoods]

my family is watching the hbomberguy roblox video and i’m reflecting on how his work has long had themes of recognizing un- or under-credited works

Plagiarism and You(tube), of course

ROBLOX_OOF.mp3, about Tommy Tallarico taking credit for that and lots of other shit (especially Joey Kuras’s work)

Scanline Directors Cut episode, talking about how he got sole credit for the original Scanline when its him with Shannon Strucci

Halcyon Dreams, about Don Bluth getting credit for Rick Dyer’s game

Here’s Three Videos About Youtube Plagiarism, also obvious

and the running [citation needed] joke throughout Measured Response videos

[ghoul--doodle]

Which oc gets the flower crown edit? /silly

I’d do all of them*

*Except for the fact I have hundreds of characters and that would take me forever, so no I wouldn’t

[tamarieatsbatteries175]

Makijg an anthro au cuz i can

Heres Spears and Sofanthiel!!!

Spears is a clothing designer and Inv is unemployed. They are both college students!

I forgor to add notes for Enot ::'3 idk what i would put on there other than roomates with Spears ::P

[rosemaze-reveries]

idk if saying this means anything, but I really do consider every request that comes in. Realistically I'm not able to honor all of them even though I wish I could🥲

Even if your ask doesn't get answered, I've never gotten a req that made me think "yah I'm not writing that" and chances are it WAS built upon to some extent/I really was excited with it at one point. I start drafting something like 80% of the asks I receive but my energy is just not reliable at all🥲 plus the usual being busybusy with life