#easy ass website

[bivampir]

the sexiest thing a man can do is collapse on the floor coughing blood

[mino2aur]

they should give out fake blood at health clinics like condoms

[calciferstims]

tiktokers be like “I am going to create the most beautiful, relaxing, aesthetically pleasing video ever, with gorgeous lighting, and deeply satisfying content”. …….. “and then I’m going to cut the video fifty thousand times in thirty seconds-”

[plutonicbees]

I've been joking to friends/family that I haven't been reading comics as much since late march because that's when I started on antidepressants but I've been struck with the realization that my baby cousin was born at the beginning of april and I literally go over to see him every day and babysit....

he's occupying prime comic time but it's okay because he was named after wolverine so it balances out

[urfavcrime]

i wanna get to 200 followers b4 my birthday.... i need to do more insane dsmp blogging

[brittlebutch]

i send a lot of emails for work but the instant i consider sending one for personal reasons i start to experience some kind of prey response

[trees-to-meet-you]

Sibling forced me to dress up as golden Freddy and watch the fnaf movie gonna be honest I wasn’t a fnaf kid but since they’ve gotten into it I’ve tried to too but anyway yeah I may have next to no idea what’s going on but it was pretty great

[pinkfey]

stealing from large chains has been a hobby of mine since i was a little girl. i can’t fathom no one ever having stolen from walmart or a walmart-adjacent store 😳

[moongothic]

The idea of my work getting scraped for AI garbage is nasty but I do have to remind myself that my work is mediocre anime shit at best that nobody in their right mind would want to recreate/copy so that's slightly comforting lmao

And Glazing the shit out of my work to poison those data sets would be quite fun too ngl

(But yeah the most frustrating part would be knowing that even if I started Glazing anything new I posted, even if I deleted all my old work, every single reblog would still exist and be out of my control)

[muffinrag]

[Image ID: a screenshot of a microsoft word document made to look like text from Disco Elysium. The background is dark brown, the font is the same, and the text is colored and formatted to look like in-game text. It reads:

Electrochemistry - He's jealous.

You - Excuse me?

Electrochemistry - He's *jealous.* Of Kim.

You - That's ridiculous.

Electrochemistry - Make the joke. I dare you.

- What, are you jealous?

- I'm not going to say that.

You - "What, are you jealous?"

Jean Viquemare - He rolls his eyes so hard you worry they might fall out of his skull. "I'm not *jealous,* asshole. I'm angry." He pauses.

End ID.]

going just a little insane with my fanfic format

[warriorbrevi]

I think one of my worst toxic traits is that I hate the enshittification of technology to a frankly stubborn degree and it makes my ability to adapt to changing technology extremely varied depending on the change

[autumnday19]

Seriously considering creating a program out of spite 

[doomdoomofdoom]

Fascinated by people in the notes going "its fine because banks are evil" (while true, not the current point of discussion)

Significantly more fascinated by people thinking this is somehow unique to TikTok exclusively and they would neeeeever do anything so stupid.

On tumblr.

The website that famously has several crowdfunding scam icebergs, and a convention that was set up so poorly, we are going to make a convention about that convention.

The easiest way to fall for a scam is to think you are immune to falling for a scam.

Hey has tumblr heard about the Chase “Infinite Money glitch” debacle from tiktok yet because

[sharpenote]

there's not always going to be an option to make things immediately better, but there will always be options to stop things from immediately getting much much worse, and you will always owe it to people less fortunate than you to keep things from getting worse, no exceptions

[yawnderu]

Pornstar!König's cock is a bitch breaker— that much you know by the way he's ramming every single inch of thick, veiny meat into your sopping cunt, his large hands digging on the supple skin of your waist in a bruising hold, his heavy balls slapping against your sensitive clit every time he manages to bury himself all the way in.

His blue eyes are fully focused on the screen displaying your face, the rhythm of his thrusts only getting rougher to drag more whiny moans out of your parted lips, exhaustion written all over your face at having to take his large dick on what was supposed to be a day off— only accepting a job after thousands of comments bombarding your media, begging you to collaborate with König. Perverts, you knew, yet you're more than happy to play into their fantasies.

One of the cameras pans to your face, fully capturing the alluring scene of your fucked-out state, beads of sweat dripping down your warm forehead, half-lidded eyes barely managing to stay open despite the way they're threatening to roll back with each deep thrust, and that famous smile that shows you crave his treatment. A trademark of sorts, something that made you end on the front pages of popular porn websites more than once, the very same thing that caught König's attention months ago.

“Harder.” A command you instantly regret the moment his hips falter, his brow scrunched up in mild disbelief, yet what is the behemoth of a man if not a people pleaser? König lets out a muffled chuckle, his warm hand trailing up to your chest, lazily rubbing your sensitive, pierced nipple with his thumb.

“Harder?” He repeats, his hips moving at an agonizingly slow pace, a smirk pulling on the corners of his lips beneath the mask the moment a whiny moan of protest is dragged out of your lips.

“Fuck yourself with my dick.” You can hear your own heartbeat pulsating on your ear, the rate steadily rising at his command. His breath hitches the moment you impale yourself onto his throbbing cock right after his words, his calloused hand giving your tit one last squeeze before moving back down to your waist, his large fingers digging onto the crevice of your warm skin, admiring the thin layer of sweat covering your body, the way your ass jiggles every single time you move on his dick.

His eyes darken with desire, his hands almost itching with the growing need to fuck into you, something he manages to ignore for mere seconds before thrusting back into you the moment you pull away, a sharp gasp leaving your lips at the way his bulbous head hits your sensitive cervix over and over, his wide hips slamming against yours, filling the room with a lewd melody of skin slapping against skin and combined moans desperate for release.

König doesn't hold back, his thrusts deep and powerful as your fingers grip the bedsheets, trying to find a way to release the overwhelming sensations. He can feel your body trembling beneath him, the sound of your whiny whimpers only serving to heighten his own arousal, shooting one of the cameras a look that drips pure arrogance— his movements becoming more urgent and demanding.

One of the screens displays the way your eyes roll back in ecstasy as your walls tighten around his thick cock, a sense of satisfaction and pride filling him as you cum, only then allowing himself to succumb to his release, his cock throbbing inside you as ropes of hot white cum shoot right into your womb, a loud groan leaving his lips.

Despite how rough he likes to fuck, König pulls out of you, his softening cock coated with your slick and his own cum as your body falls on the bed, utterly exhausted. You can feel his large arms wrapping around you from behind, the sound of fabric rustling filling your ears as you feel his warm lips press a soft kiss to your temple, whispers of praise that have never come out of his lips slip out with so much easiness that it almost surprises him.

[thegayangeldeservedbetter]

I swear this is not a scam lol I've been doing online surveys for little over a year now. I don't get that many as I'm in a small country and I'm not the target audience for many times, BUT I got a couple of Euros from this so here I am promoting without anyone forcing me or asking me to. if you have a couple of minutes every now and then or like to do surveys like me, this is your place. it's called Mobrog. it's the best one of these kinds of websites in my opinion (I'm also on Talk Online Panel but that rarely give me surveys I can complete. BUT that is also a legit page. I got money from there too) you don't have to use my invite link. I don't get much money from that anyways. you can just type in the browser mobrog.com and register (completely free. you don't have to pay ever for anything I promise. you can come to my house and burn it down if I turn out to be a liar). But in case you would like to help me with 1 Euro you can use my link. up to you. I don't care. I just want to give yall an option to get a little money. (don't expect big cash. I only got around 15 Euro in one year after around 40 completed surveys) https://mobrog.com/?membership_promotion=0&i_invite=15979193-63b66b90838a1&rkm=38 I'm not even going to share the invite link to the other one. I could and get money from there too if anyone registers with it but I'm not that pushy. and maybe this way it seems more legit and not a pyramid scheme lmao. EDIT: you can also find Mobrog in app stores (apple and google too) but it works from browser just fine