yawnderu

[yawnderu]

[yawnderu]

HAZARD!!! AND HIS STUPID SILLY ACCENT AND HIS STUPID BIG BEEFY ARMS AND THAT WALL UGH THROW IT! I WILL JAM MY ASS AGAINST IT EVERYTIME- ahem, anyways, yes he is beautiful and i love him very much and my partner keeps teasing me over my crush asking if im mad that he didn't come with a mask (i am also obsessed with ghost)

I LOVE HAZARD SO MUCH!! My comp duo mainly plays tank and he's a Hazard one trick HAHAHA learned to love the character because of him

God he's so fucking stupid, huge, and loud wodbeidb he's been making me want to get some new body mods GRAHHH

I love the giant man A LOT

[yawnderu]

I found this on Twitter and I thought it was funny (#relatable)

[yawnderu]

Virgin!König is fucking ravenous. Joining the military at 17 and generally being unpleasant didn't give him many options, always focusing on pushing his body to the limit rather than trying to find something to fuck. He can't handle rejection— it's too much for him. He's too prideful, too intense.

Virgin!König is a fucking loser. He doesn't know if he's looking too deep into it when you willingly start to spend more time alone with him, always touching a part of him no matter what. He excuses himself to the bathroom when you put your hand on his thigh, trying his best to make his boner go down, yet no matter what, his fat cock stays up until he jerks off.

Once you break down his walls and get him to fuck you? Poor you.

König jackhammers his meaty cock into you at a punishing rhythm, letting you feel every single inch of his hard dick. He's too big, crushing you down with his massive body yet too pussy-drunk to even realize. The only thing he can feel is your cunt wrapping perfectly around him, his leaking tip slamming into your spongy cervix every single time.

Needy, open-mouthed kisses are planted all over your neck before he goes down, desperately latching onto one of your nipples to muffle his embarrassingly high-pitched whimpers.

His thrusts are nothing short of brutal, using your much smaller body as a fleshlight, mind too hazy to focus on anything other than using your little hole to make himself cum.

His tongue circles your nipple before he starts suckling into it again, desperately trying to go deeper even when the entrance of your cervix is stopping him. His hips crash against yours, jackhammering into you without care until he's able to slam his cock as deep inside of you as possible, shooting ropes of thick, white cum right into your fertile, needy womb.

He's not embarrassed about cumming fast, already feeling his cock harden into your cunt, ready for another round.

[yawnderu]

there are two wolves inside of me. one wants bigdfriends pretty cock, the other knows that he'll probably have to wheel me to the emergency room if we tried it cause dear lord you said its girth is more than 6 inches? that's like the girth of the middle of my forearm

nonetheless does he have any pictures of it soft.......

dicks look so pretty when they're nice and soft and flaccid

Funnily enough he just sent me this HAHAHA and yes I have videos of it soft, still over 6 inches soft which is insane lmfao

[yawnderu]

The size difference is hilarious to me

THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG?? YOU'RE SO TALENTED :(((♡♡♡♡

[yawnderu]

Fam, buddy, bestie

Every time I see posts about your big dick friend I get reminded of the time I spent like four days hand sewing a giant fucking bag of like 5-9 inch (13-23 cm) plush dicks. They varied in sizes and colors. All flesh tones obviously. Some had squeaky toy squeakers in the tips.

There were like 50 of them in the end.

It was for a Secret Santa Christmas present. They got a literal 'bag of dicks'. I need to find pictures from it. If I do I'll share them with you.

WELL HELLO??? PLEASE SHOW ME THE BAG OF DICKS 😭😭😭

[yawnderu]

stray hi i love you ive loved you since kinktober last year and im tired of keeping it in ur awesome kiss kiss kiss

MWAHHHH kiss kiss kiss I love u too anon💖

I was actually gonna do kinktober this year as well but I was busy with commissions and playing bg3 LOL

[yawnderu]

I just inform you I have completed crocheting two bunnies but their hilarious two COMPLETELY different sizes and it’s hilarious

SHOW MEEEEE the bunnies i adore people who crochet

[yawnderu]

I'm late to the party GOOD LORD THAT DICK IS NICE

Is your friend perhaps looking for a chubby enby, 20 with autism who loves to talk about her interests and they also like to watch others play videos.

HAHAHA I'm autistic too and he listens to my rambles and things I'm interested in, so I guess so yeah!! We also do what u mentioned so I'm pretty sure it would be a match made in heaven HAHAHAHAHA

U can rip my main hoe off my cold dead hands tho >_<

[yawnderu]

houa straaaaaayyyyy just a question im pretty sure you answered it but i havent seen it! will you continue the twitter posts with cod men? tyyy

HELLOOO yes, absolutely!! I actually have enough content to make like 2 new posts, but I've been lazy to send them to discord and then paste in the desktop app because Tumblr on mobile hurts my balls and my cock too

[yawnderu]

ME WHEN I REALIZE I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE A STATEMENT WITH MY WHOLE ACCOUNT NAME AND PFP ABOUT YOUR bigdfriend

RELEASE ME FROM MY MISERY YAWN 😭😭

HAHAHAHA I SEE IT BUT DW I WON'T REPLY TO IT, we're keeping ur honor intact queen 😭💗

[yawnderu]

I just bought my first wig and I wanna cry my head is to big cause of how big my ego is (that’s what I’m telling myself) and the way I need it to fit is wild

PLSSSS I'M SURE U LOOK GREAT MY LOVE BUT PLEASE SHOW ME IM SO CURIOUS 😭😭😭

[yawnderu]

Hi hi !! I hope you are doing well

But I just wanted to ask if Lorelei is a complete or an ongoing story?

Hello my love! Lorelei is actually FAR from over, I still need to dig deeper into the reader's relationship with Simon, his betrayal, and ultimately, how retirement would look on Simon after spending over half of his life in the military, as well as more of his relationship with his mini-me. I genuinely cry about some of the parts in that fic, he's such a good dad :( his mum would be so proud. I could go on and on about how much that story means to me even if I cringe at my writing style from back then JKEFBJHE

[yawnderu]

Your big d friend is gonna have to keep a Google calendar with how many people wanna set up dick appointments with him /j

Today we played stuff for a few hours and a random married woman asked him to crush her hole... out of nowhere 😭😭

[yawnderu]

Is your big d friend single amd does he like asian girl asking for a friend ^_^

He said yes and asked if you'd like a threesome LMFAOOO

[yawnderu]

I'm asexual but I know how to appreciate a pretty cock and your friend has a very pretty one

EKFBJHEF I'M THE SAME!! I am/was (not sure anymore) asexual, but his dick is genuinely so pretty... TTwTT