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I lowkey miss those weird anons here

Life update I love my bf he's so sweet and hot mwah mwah

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY(i say as i have a extreme pansexual panic)

THANK U SO MUCH MY LOVE

what I hate about the fit is that u can't see my arm tats RAHHHHH

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i love u stray

i luv u too :3

BIRTHDAY FIT YAYYYYY

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hey sweetheart!! you haven't updated us for quite a while so could I please ask how are you doing ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა 𖹭.

I'M OKAY MY LOVE!! Just have been focusing on gaming and spending time with the friends in my puter, learning Russian, and taking courses for the new career paths I wanna get into :3

I'm very positive about 2025!! Started the year w 2 facial surgeries I wanted to get, have a planned trip to Guatemala w my best friend since he's getting his whole leg tattooed, and we're gonna become roomies after the trip so I'll finally be able to move out HAHA ♡♡♡

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MOTHER I MUSF TELL YOU I HAVE A DAYW WITH A MAN WHO IS JUST LIKE jJOHN PRICE. (he told me paint my nails a sheer red and I’m just a girl so I am currently deciding between a sparkly top coat and a regular coat)

I don't believe u send me a video of u guys fucking as evidence.

BSOFBEIEJ JOKES ASIDE IM SO HAPPY FOR U OMG

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just bc uve been abused doesnt mean u have the right to glorify abuse

I JUST GOT 2 SURGERIES DONE YIPPIEEEE

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HAZARD!!! AND HIS STUPID SILLY ACCENT AND HIS STUPID BIG BEEFY ARMS AND THAT WALL UGH THROW IT! I WILL JAM MY ASS AGAINST IT EVERYTIME- ahem, anyways, yes he is beautiful and i love him very much and my partner keeps teasing me over my crush asking if im mad that he didn't come with a mask (i am also obsessed with ghost)

I LOVE HAZARD SO MUCH!! My comp duo mainly plays tank and he's a Hazard one trick HAHAHA learned to love the character because of him

God he's so fucking stupid, huge, and loud wodbeidb he's been making me want to get some new body mods GRAHHH

I love the giant man A LOT

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I found this on Twitter and I thought it was funny (#relatable)

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Virgin!König is fucking ravenous. Joining the military at 17 and generally being unpleasant didn't give him many options, always focusing on pushing his body to the limit rather than trying to find something to fuck. He can't handle rejection— it's too much for him. He's too prideful, too intense.

Virgin!König is a fucking loser. He doesn't know if he's looking too deep into it when you willingly start to spend more time alone with him, always touching a part of him no matter what. He excuses himself to the bathroom when you put your hand on his thigh, trying his best to make his boner go down, yet no matter what, his fat cock stays up until he jerks off.

Once you break down his walls and get him to fuck you? Poor you.

König jackhammers his meaty cock into you at a punishing rhythm, letting you feel every single inch of his hard dick. He's too big, crushing you down with his massive body yet too pussy-drunk to even realize. The only thing he can feel is your cunt wrapping perfectly around him, his leaking tip slamming into your spongy cervix every single time.

Needy, open-mouthed kisses are planted all over your neck before he goes down, desperately latching onto one of your nipples to muffle his embarrassingly high-pitched whimpers.

His thrusts are nothing short of brutal, using your much smaller body as a fleshlight, mind too hazy to focus on anything other than using your little hole to make himself cum.

His tongue circles your nipple before he starts suckling into it again, desperately trying to go deeper even when the entrance of your cervix is stopping him. His hips crash against yours, jackhammering into you without care until he's able to slam his cock as deep inside of you as possible, shooting ropes of thick, white cum right into your fertile, needy womb.

He's not embarrassed about cumming fast, already feeling his cock harden into your cunt, ready for another round.

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The size difference is hilarious to me

THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG?? YOU'RE SO TALENTED :(((♡♡♡♡

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stray hi i love you ive loved you since kinktober last year and im tired of keeping it in ur awesome kiss kiss kiss

MWAHHHH kiss kiss kiss I love u too anon💖

I was actually gonna do kinktober this year as well but I was busy with commissions and playing bg3 LOL

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I just inform you I have completed crocheting two bunnies but their hilarious two COMPLETELY different sizes and it’s hilarious

SHOW MEEEEE the bunnies i adore people who crochet

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houa straaaaaayyyyy just a question im pretty sure you answered it but i havent seen it! will you continue the twitter posts with cod men? tyyy

HELLOOO yes, absolutely!! I actually have enough content to make like 2 new posts, but I've been lazy to send them to discord and then paste in the desktop app because Tumblr on mobile hurts my balls and my cock too

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Hi hi !! I hope you are doing well

But I just wanted to ask if Lorelei is a complete or an ongoing story?

Hello my love! Lorelei is actually FAR from over, I still need to dig deeper into the reader's relationship with Simon, his betrayal, and ultimately, how retirement would look on Simon after spending over half of his life in the military, as well as more of his relationship with his mini-me. I genuinely cry about some of the parts in that fic, he's such a good dad :( his mum would be so proud. I could go on and on about how much that story means to me even if I cringe at my writing style from back then JKEFBJHE

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okayokayokay, hiii, so, i was reading through all of your bimbo!reader work (i‘ve read all of it like at least 25 times i love it so much!) and i also happened to be listening to unreleased lana del rey music that 14-year-old me burned into a CD and this song came on, and it‘s called „Delious“ and i was like „omg this is so ghost x bimbo!reader coded“, especially the outro part, where lana’s verse goes like

„i‘m delicious, you can’t touch this, i’m that bitch that you can’t fuck with” and then some guy (no, like, i literally can’t find who it was😅) goes like “she’s delicious, ima cuff it, she’s the btch that i wanna fuck with”

the songs is kinda hard to find but im like pretty sure theres at least snippets of it on like tiktok or reddit or such but the whole song even just screams bimbo!reader to me

anyway, i just wanted to share this because even know i’m a die-hard lana fan and i’m also (just slightly, i promise) obsessed with your blog 🙈🙈🙈 xxxx

I tried to find it on YT but I couldn't and I'm SO damn curious about that song JHBFEJHBFEJBH

AHHHH thank you so much my love!! the Simon x Bimbo!Reader works were definitely my favorite to write, it was very refreshing efhbjefjhb Bimbo!Reader didn't let Simon hit until they were dating confirmed? 🤨🫵

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(Do not mind my baby hands they are mainly the reason I get long nails) but these are the blessed “junk” nails (the thumb has non cause I would knock the charms off )

AAAAHHH SHUT UP THOSE ARE SO FUCKING PRETTY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭💗💗💗

Is it too difficult to type on a keyboard with nails that long and the charms? I do my own nails and when I make them very long it's SO damn hard to game and type, which sucks because my job includes typing most of the time and my main hobby is gaming, but I wanna do my nails similar to yours too, they're so pretty ;~;