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hey sweetheart!! you haven't updated us for quite a while so could I please ask how are you doing ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა 𖹭.

I'M OKAY MY LOVE!! Just have been focusing on gaming and spending time with the friends in my puter, learning Russian, and taking courses for the new career paths I wanna get into :3

Also have been getting closer to big d friend and we both like each other that way but neither of us wants a relationship rn so we'll see where that goes LOL

I'm very positive about 2025!! Started the year w 2 facial surgeries I wanted to get, have a planned trip to Guatemala w my best friend since he's getting his whole leg tattooed, and we're gonna become roomies after the trip so I'll finally be able to move out HAHA ♡♡♡

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Oh hell yeah we're talking about bigdfriend again!

How is he? Any new photos?

He's doing okay!! and Gods, yes, a lot... he's been asking me to post him again for weeks LOL

I added some new pics to the folder, including him comparing his dick to a full-size monster can... and dwarfing it, lol.

Here

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okay so it’s established bigdfriend has.. well big d but erm…

is it possible to know the top situation or is that asking too much (totally understand if it is)

sincerely. boob man

YES he has nice hairy tits!! and also a nice ass/thighs :3

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MOTHER I MUSF TELL YOU I HAVE A DAYW WITH A MAN WHO IS JUST LIKE jJOHN PRICE. (he told me paint my nails a sheer red and I’m just a girl so I am currently deciding between a sparkly top coat and a regular coat)

I don't believe u send me a video of u guys fucking as evidence.

BSOFBEIEJ JOKES ASIDE IM SO HAPPY FOR U OMG

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just bc uve been abused doesnt mean u have the right to glorify abuse

I JUST GOT 2 SURGERIES DONE YIPPIEEEE

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HAZARD!!! AND HIS STUPID SILLY ACCENT AND HIS STUPID BIG BEEFY ARMS AND THAT WALL UGH THROW IT! I WILL JAM MY ASS AGAINST IT EVERYTIME- ahem, anyways, yes he is beautiful and i love him very much and my partner keeps teasing me over my crush asking if im mad that he didn't come with a mask (i am also obsessed with ghost)

I LOVE HAZARD SO MUCH!! My comp duo mainly plays tank and he's a Hazard one trick HAHAHA learned to love the character because of him

God he's so fucking stupid, huge, and loud wodbeidb he's been making me want to get some new body mods GRAHHH

I love the giant man A LOT

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I found this on Twitter and I thought it was funny (#relatable)

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Virgin!König is fucking ravenous. Joining the military at 17 and generally being unpleasant didn't give him many options, always focusing on pushing his body to the limit rather than trying to find something to fuck. He can't handle rejection— it's too much for him. He's too prideful, too intense.

Virgin!König is a fucking loser. He doesn't know if he's looking too deep into it when you willingly start to spend more time alone with him, always touching a part of him no matter what. He excuses himself to the bathroom when you put your hand on his thigh, trying his best to make his boner go down, yet no matter what, his fat cock stays up until he jerks off.

Once you break down his walls and get him to fuck you? Poor you.

König jackhammers his meaty cock into you at a punishing rhythm, letting you feel every single inch of his hard dick. He's too big, crushing you down with his massive body yet too pussy-drunk to even realize. The only thing he can feel is your cunt wrapping perfectly around him, his leaking tip slamming into your spongy cervix every single time.

Needy, open-mouthed kisses are planted all over your neck before he goes down, desperately latching onto one of your nipples to muffle his embarrassingly high-pitched whimpers.

His thrusts are nothing short of brutal, using your much smaller body as a fleshlight, mind too hazy to focus on anything other than using your little hole to make himself cum.

His tongue circles your nipple before he starts suckling into it again, desperately trying to go deeper even when the entrance of your cervix is stopping him. His hips crash against yours, jackhammering into you without care until he's able to slam his cock as deep inside of you as possible, shooting ropes of thick, white cum right into your fertile, needy womb.

He's not embarrassed about cumming fast, already feeling his cock harden into your cunt, ready for another round.

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there are two wolves inside of me. one wants bigdfriends pretty cock, the other knows that he'll probably have to wheel me to the emergency room if we tried it cause dear lord you said its girth is more than 6 inches? that's like the girth of the middle of my forearm

nonetheless does he have any pictures of it soft.......

dicks look so pretty when they're nice and soft and flaccid

Funnily enough he just sent me this HAHAHA and yes I have videos of it soft, still over 6 inches soft which is insane lmfao

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The size difference is hilarious to me

THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG?? YOU'RE SO TALENTED :(((♡♡♡♡

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Fam, buddy, bestie

Every time I see posts about your big dick friend I get reminded of the time I spent like four days hand sewing a giant fucking bag of like 5-9 inch (13-23 cm) plush dicks. They varied in sizes and colors. All flesh tones obviously. Some had squeaky toy squeakers in the tips.

There were like 50 of them in the end.

It was for a Secret Santa Christmas present. They got a literal 'bag of dicks'. I need to find pictures from it. If I do I'll share them with you.

WELL HELLO??? PLEASE SHOW ME THE BAG OF DICKS 😭😭😭

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stray hi i love you ive loved you since kinktober last year and im tired of keeping it in ur awesome kiss kiss kiss

MWAHHHH kiss kiss kiss I love u too anon💖

I was actually gonna do kinktober this year as well but I was busy with commissions and playing bg3 LOL

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I just inform you I have completed crocheting two bunnies but their hilarious two COMPLETELY different sizes and it’s hilarious

SHOW MEEEEE the bunnies i adore people who crochet

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I'm late to the party GOOD LORD THAT DICK IS NICE

Is your friend perhaps looking for a chubby enby, 20 with autism who loves to talk about her interests and they also like to watch others play videos.

HAHAHA I'm autistic too and he listens to my rambles and things I'm interested in, so I guess so yeah!! We also do what u mentioned so I'm pretty sure it would be a match made in heaven HAHAHAHAHA

U can rip my main hoe off my cold dead hands tho >_<

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houa straaaaaayyyyy just a question im pretty sure you answered it but i havent seen it! will you continue the twitter posts with cod men? tyyy

HELLOOO yes, absolutely!! I actually have enough content to make like 2 new posts, but I've been lazy to send them to discord and then paste in the desktop app because Tumblr on mobile hurts my balls and my cock too

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ME WHEN I REALIZE I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE A STATEMENT WITH MY WHOLE ACCOUNT NAME AND PFP ABOUT YOUR bigdfriend

RELEASE ME FROM MY MISERY YAWN 😭😭

HAHAHAHA I SEE IT BUT DW I WON'T REPLY TO IT, we're keeping ur honor intact queen 😭💗