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The size difference is hilarious to me

THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG?? YOU'RE SO TALENTED :(((♡♡♡♡

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Fam, buddy, bestie

Every time I see posts about your big dick friend I get reminded of the time I spent like four days hand sewing a giant fucking bag of like 5-9 inch (13-23 cm) plush dicks. They varied in sizes and colors. All flesh tones obviously. Some had squeaky toy squeakers in the tips.

There were like 50 of them in the end.

It was for a Secret Santa Christmas present. They got a literal 'bag of dicks'. I need to find pictures from it. If I do I'll share them with you.

WELL HELLO??? PLEASE SHOW ME THE BAG OF DICKS 😭😭😭

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stray hi i love you ive loved you since kinktober last year and im tired of keeping it in ur awesome kiss kiss kiss

MWAHHHH kiss kiss kiss I love u too anon💖

I was actually gonna do kinktober this year as well but I was busy with commissions and playing bg3 LOL

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I just inform you I have completed crocheting two bunnies but their hilarious two COMPLETELY different sizes and it’s hilarious

SHOW MEEEEE the bunnies i adore people who crochet

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I'm late to the party GOOD LORD THAT DICK IS NICE

Is your friend perhaps looking for a chubby enby, 20 with autism who loves to talk about her interests and they also like to watch others play videos.

HAHAHA I'm autistic too and he listens to my rambles and things I'm interested in, so I guess so yeah!! We also do what u mentioned so I'm pretty sure it would be a match made in heaven HAHAHAHAHA

U can rip my main hoe off my cold dead hands tho >_<

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houa straaaaaayyyyy just a question im pretty sure you answered it but i havent seen it! will you continue the twitter posts with cod men? tyyy

HELLOOO yes, absolutely!! I actually have enough content to make like 2 new posts, but I've been lazy to send them to discord and then paste in the desktop app because Tumblr on mobile hurts my balls and my cock too

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ME WHEN I REALIZE I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE A STATEMENT WITH MY WHOLE ACCOUNT NAME AND PFP ABOUT YOUR bigdfriend

RELEASE ME FROM MY MISERY YAWN 😭😭

HAHAHAHA I SEE IT BUT DW I WON'T REPLY TO IT, we're keeping ur honor intact queen 😭💗

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I just bought my first wig and I wanna cry my head is to big cause of how big my ego is (that’s what I’m telling myself) and the way I need it to fit is wild

PLSSSS I'M SURE U LOOK GREAT MY LOVE BUT PLEASE SHOW ME IM SO CURIOUS 😭😭😭

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Hi hi !! I hope you are doing well

But I just wanted to ask if Lorelei is a complete or an ongoing story?

Hello my love! Lorelei is actually FAR from over, I still need to dig deeper into the reader's relationship with Simon, his betrayal, and ultimately, how retirement would look on Simon after spending over half of his life in the military, as well as more of his relationship with his mini-me. I genuinely cry about some of the parts in that fic, he's such a good dad :( his mum would be so proud. I could go on and on about how much that story means to me even if I cringe at my writing style from back then JKEFBJHE

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Your big d friend is gonna have to keep a Google calendar with how many people wanna set up dick appointments with him /j

Today we played stuff for a few hours and a random married woman asked him to crush her hole... out of nowhere 😭😭

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Is your big d friend single amd does he like asian girl asking for a friend ^_^

He said yes and asked if you'd like a threesome LMFAOOO

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I'm asexual but I know how to appreciate a pretty cock and your friend has a very pretty one

EKFBJHEF I'M THE SAME!! I am/was (not sure anymore) asexual, but his dick is genuinely so pretty... TTwTT

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Lovely voice? Just my type, what a coincidence lol

In all seriousness tho, he seems so cool 🫶🏽

he is!! he's a very cool and sweet man, the giant dick and nice voice are a nice + LMFAOOOO

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Hello:)

Please also tell your good friend (you know which one I'm talking about *wink wink* 🐴) that I said Hi :)

Thank youuuu and have a good day/night 🩷

P.S.: I absolutely adore your works. 🫠

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YOU'RE SO PRETTY HELLO?? AND THANK U SO MUCH EFJHBEFBJH

I showed him the ask btw!! :3

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your friend is gonna end up in some weird tumblr version of the bachelor at this point

My Tumblr followers vs his Valorant e-girls I genuinely believe u guys can win HBEFHJBEF

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Hiii since my Tumblr has been getting flooded about stuff regarding my friend from this post, I made the tag #bigdfriend that I'll use when answering things related to him, in case you want to block/blacklist that tag so your feed isn't flooded by it too!!💗💗

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WAIT REALLY??? DO YOU WANNA PLAY MATCHMAKER FOR ME

HJBEFHJKBEFKBJHF I don't wanna lose him he's the main man in my roster!! I already lost a bad bitch a few weeks ago I'll never financially recover if this one gets taken!! u can fuck him if u want tho idm sharing >_<