#dysfunctional family fun

[itwasthereaminuteago]

Here's my first go at the Hannibal fandom if anyone's interested!

Will Graham x female reader

Tags/warnings: bit of smut, bit of psychoanalysis, unplanned pregnancy, birth (not graphic), Hannibal just wants a happy dysfunctional family awww. Dogs!

It's not the best, I kind of hate it reading it again but hey it's a door that's been opened.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

[chloesimaginationthings]

Okay, but Elizabeth being an absolute savage girlboss isn't something that's talked about enough.

Love how you're spitting facts for our girly pop. 💪💪💪

TBH I go off the personality baby has, and gotta assume some of that sass is definitely Elizabeth

[jujuflakes]

Ohhhh boy. I have come with (yet another) Eldritch!Lucifer concept design. It will happen again. Ksnsbef

Inspiration taken from omori/madoka/genshin.

I have so many biblically accurate designs in the drafts bc I just. cannot see Luci with one definite look. Hence the hc that the closer his appearance is to his 'true' form, the more unstable it becomes. my baby would drive quantum physicists mad.

[mjrtaurus]

Unlike his relationships with most other cadets, Dragon gets along…well enough with Kuzan, though with one important caveat; he’s much too friendly with Dragon's mother. Always hanging around her when she visits the base, making ice for her drinks or showing off impressive sculptures, offering to carry her bags when she's out shopping, incredibly willing to lend an ear or a helping hand to ‘Mrs M’. None of these actions are inherently sinister but knowing full well about Kuzan's woman loving tendencies he can’t help but suspicious of the younger man's intentions (even if Kuzan isn’t by any means a home wrecker, let alone his beloved mentor's spouse). It all comes to a head when after graciously preparing and hand delivering a cup of tea to the missus and receiving a courteous thank you, Kuzan chirps back an easy ‘No Problem Mom’ much to the shock and hilariously mixed reactions of the Monkey Family.

Dragon: 😮 (he feels bad about questioning Kuzan's intentions now but has no way of apologizing because he never actually voiced them)

Garp: 😂😂 (could tell the entire time and now has blackmail material for decades worth of training sessions)

Mrs M: 🥹🥹 (incredibly touched and is about to start with Monkey D tradition of adopting random people into the family)

Kuzan: 🏃‍♂️💨 (left the room so quickly as soon as the words escaped him you question if he was even there)

SHDJDHJJD NO 🤣🤣🤣

Poor Dragon thinking Kuzan is coming on to his mom, and poor Kuzan subconsciously ingraining himself into the Monkey D. Family without realizing it until All of That happens.

Monkey D. Momma having looked at this boy from the day Garp brought him in like a scraggly feral kitten like “you need a family, come here”.

AND GARP. Oh god, Garp would be telling this shit to Sengoku immediately.

“Sen, you wanna hear what my adorable dumbass kid did today?!”

[sapphorror]

There's something quintessentially very sibling-ish in Dib's ability to simultaneously maintain his perception of Gaz as a walking personification of nightmare capable of turning his life into a living hell AND as the helpless little sister he needs to protect

[amitywrights]

I went in to watch season 4 after seeing a few people say that it was bad. So I was like, psh, tua has its ups and downs but it can't be that bad.

Spoiler alert

It was that bad

[ibetittering]

Fuck all of y'all in Florida how dare you misrepresent my liberal king that man loves women (not in that way) and he would not STAND for this smh

[ellie-ramune]

If childe shows up in Fontaine i hope its for the sole purpose of getting his ass kicked by skirk. Absolutely nothing else substantial happens, just him getting his shit rocked by his gaslight gatekeep girlboss mentor

[mariocki]

Evil Dead Rise (2023)

"You don't look so good, Mom..."

"Oh, nothing a big old hug and kiss from you won't fix. Open up now. Like a good girl."

[ruvviks]

obscura is fun because i can be a freak with it. because it's supposed to be an insanely dark and fucked up universe

[sesamenom]

apologies for the lack of art lately, i just got new glasses and am still adjusting :(

in the meantime, anyone have thoughts about lomion and tyelpe's relationship in the reverse gondolin au?

[atopvisenyashill]

can you rank the great houses? 😊

obviously this is just my opinion on them, etc etc also thank you for this ask i love lists alskjdfj

9. House Arryn

Constantly dying off but they had a lesbian and a milf as rulers once so they have that going for them. House Royce is cooler, GIVE ME MORE BRONZE YOHN I'M READY FOR HIM!!!!

8. House Lannister

I’m sorry but They Are Just Fine. When I’m reading their chapters I feel something and then I mostly forget about them after I'm done. I wish we had a real Dance era book mostly for Joanna and Tyland tho.

7. House Tyrell

I think it’s really funny that they are upjumped stewards and the whole Reach has been pissy about it for generations. Mostly exist for other characters to project onto but by god do they reflect back in fun ways. I want to meet Willas so bad but I’m positive if we meet him he’ll die soon after so rip me!!

6. House Targaryen

Interesting villain house that George gets too distracted by too often. Lots of fun historical characters, the cyclical doom is amazing to read but Dany’s chapters drag so bad to me at some points and F&B just pissed me AWF. The best ones are usually tied to her magic (prophecy chapters, fever/vision dream chapters) or her dragons in some way and the dragon bond is also what I tend to find most interesting in her ancestors as well.

5. House Greyjoy

I haven't reread Victarian in years but damn Aeron, Asha, and Theon are all as great as I remember so I'm making the decision to put them this high on memory alone. But this family is just a group of the most delusional people ever, struggling in a culture that doesn't allow room for struggle, and the way Euron acts as this black hole of terror for all of them, until finally, finally, there is Asha, not only knowing and understanding that the way she's lived is wrong but going home and dragging everyone else through the dark and into the light with her. Also, their culture is just really fun and cool.

4. House Baratheon

Started by my number two enemy, Orys Baratheon, but damn do I love basically everyone else in this stupid ass House. The House as a whole really plays with masculinity; what it is, the damage you do when you measure up to your role, the lengths they will go to in order to pretend the fault lies elsewhere, craving the pleasures but refusing to deal with the consequences, and all of that fallout landing on their innocent children, dooming them for the next generation as well. I need more Baratheon women tho jfc.

3. House Tully

I literally love that the Tully’s are in canon known as being huge bitter bitches. The most fucked up idea of what family is in the world but by god do these people try, they all try so hard to live up to those words but the price of duty and honor is always the sacrifice of their children for The Family, and not actual protection of their family, and while Hoster recognizes this far too late, his children become determined to do Every Single Thing Wrong in order to be loyal to both The Family and their family. Unpleasant people, I love them so much.

2. House Stark

Taught me what family is!!!! The whole series for them is an examination of the family unit under pressure and how their attempts to stick to their assigned roles (The Mother, The Father, The Heir, The Dutiful Daughter, etc) just makes them completely break under the stress so they discover what's under that - AND IT'S LOVE BITCH. I HATE the analysis that their stories are about rejecting love or overcoming emotion because it all comes back to that moment with Ned in the dungeons, remembering how he chose Lyanna, Jon, and love over honor, the way he chooses Sansa over honor, THAT is the point, for all of them, trying to keep these impossible oaths of honor and ignore love but in the end, the father they venerate chose love because it is not just okay to yearn for love, it is human and natural and good to love others.

1. House Nymeros Martell

LISTEN. WHO ELSE COULD IT BE.

If the Starks are a family desperately trying to find each other again, than the Martells have long been lost. A House defined in its modern day by the violating loss of one of its daughters in a society that doesn't put much worth in losing daughters. It's the themes of justice and vengeance, waiting on the system that is not meant to help you to bring you peace, on the people who are at the outskirts of society finding the line between the overthrow of power and keeping the cycle going, it's STANDING AS AN ACT OF LOVE. For Doran to his Arianne, for Oberyn to Elia in the face of Tywin, for Elia to her children in the face of the Mountain, for Meria and Nymor and Maron and Loreza and Nymeria and Mors, the point is not just to stand up and fight but to stand up and fight for something, to fight for the people who depend on you because there is no one else to do it. A responsibility, a calling, an honor, a horror.

[shinelikethunder]

actually find it very funny that Dean Winchester IS canonically bisexual, but in order to accept that canon confirmed it you have to accept that canon has a whole-ass subplot in season 8 where he and his brother are both cheating on each other and get mad about it

[mira-likes]

My needs are simple. I need a Batfamily-sized fandom, but focused on the imperial family shenanigans in Joy of Life

[tropesandmopes]

I need people to know that when I say batfamily I mean family like family genus species. I mean batfamily like canidae family. I mean these people share a common ancestor and it's Gotham smog and sheer idiocy