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[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[cloysterbell]

I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites

[jawn-hextall]

Now that I'm fully shaven bald, I'm about 2 years away from a head tattoo.

[gremlin-jess]

Oh I've played so much gungeon that I'm starting to see bullet patterns when I close my eyes

Fuckin whoops

[fanaticalthings]

important family group chat discussions

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[nonetoon]

Going to spend the next 24 hours trying to draw whatever details I remember about two cool as hell jackets that appeared in a dream last night

[h0tdog-water]

i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING

[cynical-canidae]

Ok so basically

[kieru]

Sorry about the spamming, anyone still following me on here. It will happen again.

[pimsri]

“Resurrection”

[cloysterbell]

Stacy's mom turned me into a frog

It's all I want, now I'm chilling on this log

Stacy can't you see you're just mad that you're not me

I know it might be wrong but I think this is pretty pog

[xvitms]

the biggest proof I ever had that girls are natural sluts made to drool and get attention was when I realized that put my tongue out and making cute noises while edging was simply so much better than doing it in silence

[gremlin-jess]

I don't know anything about shiori novella as a streamer but I do know her model activates my gorilla brain

[grossillygirl]

i have an obsession with public groping fantasies recently. i just want my tits to be grabbed, my nipples pinched and pulled and played with. someone to rub their cock on my ass, taking my hand and making me stroke them until they cum, walking around with their cum on me uhdhdbdbdb

[nonetoon]

I wish you could talk to/be friends with the witch in stardew valley I think it would be really funny

[sweetsaintess]

🐇 needy bunny princess ... she's so me ♡