#dumb text posts

[cloysterbell]

Let me just say. If you were at any point in your life a theater kid, that shit will be with you for the rest of forever. I had to give a presentation to the entire marketing team today and the second they put me at that podium in front of a crowd I was immediately possessed by the soul of my 10 year old self and boy did I put on a show

[dollyblcstar]

people say i don’t care enough

but i do care

i care about everything too much

[panncakesandwaffles]

(i'm thinking miku miku) oo ee oo (i look just like buddy holly)

[badboneszone]

Every time I see one of these my brain thinks “Chupacabra” and no amount of electroshock therapy is gonna change that.

[caryophilales]

I'm so sick in the head........ I was watching the latest dapg video at the gym and you're supposed to limit yourself to 30 minutes on the machines during peak hours so I was at 30 mins and 30 seconds doing a cool down when one of the trainers taps me on the hand and says "hey, I have a person here" and for a genuine sincere split second I thought she'd seen me watching dapg and was about to introduce me to Dan and Phil......... I was like why tf are they at a gym in Brooklyn of all places when in reality she just wanted the treadmill for her client 💀

[chickycherrycola]

Me writing yet another fic of the same fictional couple getting it on in a new and exciting way: oh the little people that live in my phone are gonna LOVE this,

[muzzable]

"God gives His toughest battles to His strongest soldiers" <- Guy getting motion sickness from trying to play the Spyro Reignited Trilogy

[bl4pe4r]

If the Pines twins had come to Gravity Falls for Christmas (next summer au version):

Bill became friends with Stanford again a long time ago, but unfortunately lost his demon powers. Now Bill is Ford's student and friend at the same time.

Mabel: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!!! *Jumps over a lot of snowdrifts in order to get to the Mystery Shack*

Dipper: Yes, I'm coming... wait, I froze on the way here...

When they reached the Mystery Shack, they went inside and greeted each other warmly.

Uncle Stan: KIDS, WE NEED TO DECORATE THE CHRISTMAS PINETREE!

The children looked at each other, but Bill did not take his eyes off Dipper, smiling slyly.

Dipper: Don't you dare...

...

A couple of seconds later, a shout and laughter rang through the hut.

It was Bill chasing Dipper with a garland in his hands. "I'LL CATCH YOU ANYWAY, PINE TREE!" With these words, he ran after him further. While Mabel was helping Soos decorate the rest of the rooms, Bill and Dipper... They were fooling around. In the end, he caught up with Dipper and dressed him up like a Christmas tree. To prevent him from screaming for help ahead of time, he put duct tape over his mouth. Dipper couldn't move at all.

It was a kind of gift from Bill to the Pines family.

[yaoigoddess9158]

I know that, if I was in yttd (or Danganronpa) I wouldn’t survive one minute. If Shin has a 0.0% chance of surviving, I would have a -100.0% chance of surviving.

First of all, I’m not smart. I’m considerably stupid, actually. I’m too trusting, I’ve realized, and also too considerate. Even when picking choices in the games, I make sure to pick choices that wouldn’t hurt the other characters feelings and also choices that shows trust to them. Yes, the fictional characters. It hurts my heart to see them sad shut up

I’m also indecisive as shit (if that wasn’t obvious by the numerous amount of polls on this blog), to the point that just choosing options in the games, even if they won’t affect the story that much, would make me have to lean back in my chair for a moment and think about it. Mainly because I don’t want any characters to react badly to my choice

I’m a pushover too, if someone even slightly expressed that they would want one outcome, I would immediately go for that single outcome, even if it isn’t what I want. Because someone else wanted it. If someone asked me to do something I would do it with very little questions, and the questions would be about HOW TO DO THE ACTION. Like. If someone I liked asked me to steal from someone else (like their tokens or smth), I’d ask them how they expect me to do that. And maybe why. But if they don’t answer, I won’t push.

And then there’s my mindset. My first thought for surviving any kind of extreme disaster is: ‘Well. I wouldn’t’. Literally. It goes like this. Friend: “How would you survive the zombie apocalypse?” Me: “Hmm… I’d kill myself before a zombie could get to me” Friend: “oh.”

SO IMAGINE WHAT I’LL BE LIKE IF IT WAS REAL.

I’d be dead.

So dead.

And so embarrassingly fast too.

[ricecooka]

Why No Jackson in G3?

Spoilers for the LIVE ACTION Monster High Movie

Jackson and Holt are, to me, the most interesting male characters in all of MH canon. But, I'm doubtful he will make a return in G3, because of the complicated technicalities that the Live Action Movie introduces.

The big plot twist of the movie is Mr. Komos is the SON of the titular Mister Hyde and this puts a huge wrench in Jackson's lore. In canon Jackson Jekyll and by extension Holt Hyde are the GREAT GRANDKIDS of Jekyll/Hyde.

Now I like to keep the Movie and G3 Cartoon are two separate timelines using the same characters and roughly the same story told in alternate order. It could be totally plausible for Jackson to return in the animated series alone as the Cartoon and Movie are already somewhat disconnected.

I, however, have a very stupid but also very fun workaround to this hiccup in the lore.

Jackson makes a time machine and travels into the past where the new G3 gang are.

IT'S SO POSSIBLE. TIME TRAVEL IS CANON IN THE MH LORE. JACKSON IS CHARACTERIZED AS A AMATEUR MAD SCIENTIST.

MATTEL HIRE ME.

[cloysterbell]

I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites

[dollyblcstar]

i’m so fucking embarrassing and pathetic…

[writtenbyevie]

broke: see the table down below for an additional breakdown.

woke: look under your desk for the teenage girl in her 20s losing her mind

[a-witch-in-a-dumpster]

What I love the most with profile pictures is when someone has a picture of a fictional character I know, always picturing the character typing/saying the post

Sometimes it's deep, sometimes it's smart and sometimes it's "yep, that's them"

[consistencydotcom]

A headcanon i thought one day is that the real reason Lips wasnt on the wedding on muppets most wanted was because Constantine forgot he even existed so he didnt invite him

[badboneszone]

so I like geography but I was never taught the basics in school, which led to an awkward moment a few years back when I did a “wonders of the world” quiz on GeoGuessr with my brother. The first wonder was the Coliseum, which went something like

Me: “oh that’s in Rome… which is in…. ”

Me: *looks to brother*

Bro: “Italy. How do you not know that Rome is in Italy??”

Which like, yeah fair question, but then the next location is an ancient temple and I immediately go

“oh that’s a Wat! We’re in Cambodia”

And the best description I can give you of my brothers face at that moment was “emotional whiplash”