#dumb text posts

[cloysterbell]

Ben Stiller I will spare your life. For now.

Speaking of community posts, Tumblr just put one on my dash and it was a theory about how Helena is now pregnant from her dalliance with Mark during the ORTBO and I swear to god if that happens I will personally kill Ben Stiller with my own hands

[alysserofficalgacha123]

I’m crying for bros future ❤️

[panncakesandwaffles]

(i'm thinking miku miku) oo ee oo (i look just like buddy holly)

[caryophilales]

I'm so sick in the head........ I was watching the latest dapg video at the gym and you're supposed to limit yourself to 30 minutes on the machines during peak hours so I was at 30 mins and 30 seconds doing a cool down when one of the trainers taps me on the hand and says "hey, I have a person here" and for a genuine sincere split second I thought she'd seen me watching dapg and was about to introduce me to Dan and Phil......... I was like why tf are they at a gym in Brooklyn of all places when in reality she just wanted the treadmill for her client 💀

[muzzable]

"God gives His toughest battles to His strongest soldiers" <- Guy getting motion sickness from trying to play the Spyro Reignited Trilogy

[bl4pe4r]

If the Pines twins had come to Gravity Falls for Christmas (next summer au version):

Bill became friends with Stanford again a long time ago, but unfortunately lost his demon powers. Now Bill is Ford's student and friend at the same time.

Mabel: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!!! *Jumps over a lot of snowdrifts in order to get to the Mystery Shack*

Dipper: Yes, I'm coming... wait, I froze on the way here...

When they reached the Mystery Shack, they went inside and greeted each other warmly.

Uncle Stan: KIDS, WE NEED TO DECORATE THE CHRISTMAS PINETREE!

The children looked at each other, but Bill did not take his eyes off Dipper, smiling slyly.

Dipper: Don't you dare...

...

A couple of seconds later, a shout and laughter rang through the hut.

It was Bill chasing Dipper with a garland in his hands. "I'LL CATCH YOU ANYWAY, PINE TREE!" With these words, he ran after him further. While Mabel was helping Soos decorate the rest of the rooms, Bill and Dipper... They were fooling around. In the end, he caught up with Dipper and dressed him up like a Christmas tree. To prevent him from screaming for help ahead of time, he put duct tape over his mouth. Dipper couldn't move at all.

It was a kind of gift from Bill to the Pines family.

[writtenbyevie]

broke: see the table down below for an additional breakdown.

woke: look under your desk for the teenage girl in her 20s losing her mind

[a-witch-in-a-dumpster]

What I love the most with profile pictures is when someone has a picture of a fictional character I know, always picturing the character typing/saying the post

Sometimes it's deep, sometimes it's smart and sometimes it's "yep, that's them"

[cloysterbell]

I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites

[badboneszone]

so I like geography but I was never taught the basics in school, which led to an awkward moment a few years back when I did a “wonders of the world” quiz on GeoGuessr with my brother. The first wonder was the Coliseum, which went something like

Me: “oh that’s in Rome… which is in…. ”

Me: *looks to brother*

Bro: “Italy. How do you not know that Rome is in Italy??”

Which like, yeah fair question, but then the next location is an ancient temple and I immediately go

“oh that’s a Wat! We’re in Cambodia”

And the best description I can give you of my brothers face at that moment was “emotional whiplash”

[celestialcow]

everytime tumblr logs me out, i inevitability have to make a new password bc i forget what it was last time

[owlsinleatherjackets]

stranger rings and lord of the things

[babyufo]

pilotredsun's music is like no other, it feels like it could narrate just about any memory you have for you. I love it.

[muzzable]

Today is Friday the 13th! It is tradition to have bad luck on this day, and it's especially spooky since it's October! To celebrate, fall in a ditch

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[cobys-trans-agenda]

why did they make tumblr bold