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caliluvsthe2000z · 1 day ago
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“tutoring”
You're known for being intelligent at your school. You're usually picked to answer questions. You think you're pretty decent in academics, but not that good.
Because of your intelligence you were chosen to be a tutor for an after school study hall session that students with bad grades were supposed to attend. The instructor told you to go help Christopher Sturniolo. He was told to study for a test but didn't want to.
You went and took a seat at a desk beside Chris. He was running his fingers through his messy brown hair. You could tell that he was frustrated then he finally gave up and sat back in his chair.
"Y'know I'm not gonna do this, right?"
“You have to Christopher.”
"No I don't, actually. I can ditch if I want."
He closed his textbook and sat back in his chair, stretching, making himself comfortable.
“Yeah you can if you wanna repeat being a freshman.”
"It's the end of the year anyway and I'm passing a few of my classes with a C or better. If I fail a class it doesn't make me flunk."
“Christopher. the principal gave me a paper with your grades on it and you’re failing almost everything. Don’t say you have a C or better.”
Chris looked off to the side, a little embarrassed. It was true, he was failing all his classes. It wasn't his fault, he was having a hard time coping with his own life. He didn't want to admit that though.
"It doesn't matter, I'll just go to summer school, or something."
“You wont get anything done there Christopher.”
Chris shrugged. He was too stubborn to admit he needed the help. He didn't want to deal with this right now.
"Fine. Let's get it over with, I guess."
He grumbled, opening the textbook back up to a page you told him to look at. He was obviously still annoyed.
Cali pointed to the text where he left off.
“Read that one.”
she was talking in a soft tone because she knew that he was just gonna get frustrated and give up again.
Chris groaned, rolling his eyes before reading out loud. Reading wasn't his strong suit, but he wasn't a terrible reader. He read the text in a lazy, uninterested tone.
“Hey I know you don’t wanna be here but if you wanna get better you have to try. Please?”
Christopher sighed, annoyed. He sat up fully in his chair, dropping his casual, laid-back demeanor from before.
He looked straight at you, clearly frustrated.
"Why do you care anyway? You don't even know me that well. I won't be in any of your classes next year. We'll probably never see each other again once the year ends."
“Because i don’t want you to end up homeless or being nothing in life or worse.”
Christopher’s annoyed expression faded. He looked down, no longer making eye contact with you. He was a little surprised at your response. He didn't know what to say. He didn't know what would happened if he didn’t try in school. Would he even be able to improve? He didn't know, but it was too scary for him to give any effort.
“So please try Christopher.”
Chris was quiet, contemplating the choice he was being given. He didn't want to do this but it was either this or fail. He let out a small huff before looking back at the text.
"Fine. I'll try. But I can't promise it will go well."
“Thank you so much.”
At that moment she smiled for the first time. she had a beautiful smile and her dimple went out when she smiled.
Despite the whole studying thing, Chris took a moment to look at your smile, noticing your dimple. He felt a little flutter in his stomach, something he hadn't felt before. He quickly looked down at the textbook, shaking himself out of it. He was supposed to be focused on studying, not paying attention to how pretty you were. He told himself to push that thought out of his mind.
"Just... just tell me what to do."
“Read this text please.”
Chris quickly shoved his thoughts out of his head and focused on the task at hand. He tried to keep his tone neutral, but his voice was a touch softer than before.
"Okay. Fine. Whatever you say"
He picked up the textbook, looking for the text you asked him to read. He found the page, reading it aloud.
“Good!”
She said it in a soft easy tone. She knew this was hard for him so she had to go easy on him.
Christopher found himself wanting you to say the word "good" again. He wanted to get praised and have you tell him he was doing a good job. He liked your voice.
He shook that thought away, telling himself to focus on the studying. Even though it had only been little while, his attitude had completely changed. He wasn't as annoyed at having to study, at least he was when he heard you praising him. He was putting an effort into the work.
"Okay, now what?"
“Write down what i say okay?”
Chris grabbed a piece of paper and a pen. He was actually willing to do this for once, not just half-heartedly going through the motions.
"Right, got it. I'll write it down."
He looked at you, waiting for you to start speaking.
When she starts reading the passage Chris tried to listen to what she was saying but her voice was just so beautiful he just couldn’t focus on what he was supposed to be writing down.
Chris tried to focus on the words, but they faded out, replaced by the sound of your voice. It was pretty. Soft. Soft and sweet, like honey. He had to focus himself back on the task at hand every few sentences.
He quickly jotted down the words you said, trying to keep up. It was difficult because he found himself listening to you instead.
“Got all that?”
Chris snapped himself out of his trance. He looked down at the paper in front of him, a little embarrassed at himself for zoning out so much.
"Uh, right, yeah. Got it."
He said, looking down at his notes, his face a tiny bit red from embarrassment at spacing out like that. The whole time he was taking notes, he had to remind himself to pay attention to what you were saying and not your voice.
“i’m so proud of you getting stuff done!”
When she said that she gave him a rub on the back. Chris’s heart gave a little flutter again when he felt your hand on his back. Nobody had given him praise like this or said they were proud of him in a long time. It felt good, even if it was just over something small like actually studying.
He took a moment to let the feeling sink in before responding. His head was still down, looking at the notes he had written.
"Yeah. Yeah, you're right, I've actually gotten stuff done today..."
“And that’s not all.”
Chris looked up, curious. He had been doing surprisingly well so far. It had gone better than he thought. He didn't expect something else.
He looked directly at you, waiting to hear what he needed to do next.
“Now you’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me what you learned from this text right here.”
Christopher felt a pang of nervousness when you said to look you in the eyes. That would be hard because of how pretty your eyes were, as well as looking you in the eye is already nerve-wracking.
He took a quick deep breath, mustering the courage to do as you said. He looked into your eyes, trying to keep a calm focus. He suddenly couldn't remember what he had written down at all. He tried to keep it together.
"Uh... well, what I learned is..."
“Go on.”
Chris tried his hardest to focus on answering the question, but it was hard when looking into your eyes. They were just so beautiful, so pretty. He could just stare into them all day. He tried to collect his thoughts.
"Uh, right, right... well, I learned that..."
He tried to remember what he had written down, but he was so distracted by just looking at you. It was impossible to focus on what he had written down.
“Here read it again.”
Chris let out a quiet sigh, trying not to seem like he was frustrated. He knew he should be able to tell you what he had written down but he still couldn't focus. Your sweet eyes and soft voice were making it so difficult.
He looked back down at his notes. They were messy, written in a hurry. He took a moment to read through the words.
“Hey hey don’t be frustrated take deep breath’s! When she said that she moved his hair out of his face.
Christopher almost shivered slightly when he felt your fingers brush his forehead, gently moving his hair. He took a deep breath like you said, letting it out through his nose. He closed his eyes for a second, trying to calm himself.
"Okay. Okay. I'm good, I'm okay now."
“Okay now read this one.”
He took another deep breath, feeling a little more in control now. He slowly started reading, trying to keep a steady tone. He spoke clearly and slowly, putting a lot of effort into it. He wanted to impress you.
She saw that he was having trouble with pronouncing the word equivalent so she tried to help him.
“Do you need some help?”
Chris stopped reading, taking his time before answering. He was getting a little frustrated with himself, having so much trouble. He let out a quiet groan, looking at the word.
"Ugh, yeah. Equiv- equivolent."
It was getting harder to even spit out the word now. He was never good at reading. He dreaded whenever he had to read aloud, even though he just heard your voice reading perfectly. It wasn't fair, he was supposed to be the popular and good looking kid, not the one with bad study skills.
“Its okay here i’ll help you”
She said that with the most beautiful smile on her face. Chris felt like he was going to melt if he looks at you for one more second.
Chris went quiet for a moment as you help him pronounce the word. You slowly helped him say it slowly, sounding it out carefully while he repeated it multiple times.
He mumbled it under his breath as he finally said it correctly, a little frustrated he couldn't say it easily. "Equivalent... got it."
“Im so proud of you You’re doing great.”
Chris was proud that he was finally able to say the damn word. He had a small smile on his face, not realizing that it mirrored your smile from before.
He looked up at you, feeling more confident. He still didn't like studying, but he was actually getting better at it. The fact that you were complimenting him and telling him he was doing good felt good. He wasn't used to hearing that from people.
"You really think I'm doing good?"
“Yes i do you’re doing way better than before!”
Chris was surprised at how much it made him smile to hear you say that. He actually was doing well. He was not only passing the subject, he was actually getting a good understanding. He never had that happen.
He sat up straighter in his chair, no longer leaning back as he had been before. He felt motivated now. Studying was becoming less of a chore and more of something he wanted to try.
"Yeah, okay. Maybe this isn't that bad after all."
“Well study time is over see you tomorrow!”
The words "study time is over" immediately brought back that annoyed feeling in Chris’s stomach. He was doing so well, he didn't want to stop.
But then, he realised that meant he was free. He didn't have to sit and study anymore. He was kind of sad though. He wouldn't get to see you until the next day. It wasn't ideal.
"Right... uh, okay. Um, see you tomorrow then."
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hothammies · 3 months ago
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should we get carrots tomorrow?
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emeraldgreenbeautiesstu · 4 months ago
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"i'll be right back" CHRIS OMFG SLUTTTTTTTTTT HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOINGGGGUH.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
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mr-malumm · 9 months ago
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This is so him fr fr
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sturnioz · 12 days ago
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6AM THOUGHTS maybe im just being a lil silly but the thought of shy!reader getting soooo drunk like to the point she can barely walk and is so giggly and clingy. and fratboy!chris is pissed off (are we really surprised) cos she can hardly do anything but blabber on and on and on and he just ends up carrying her like this as he takes her away.
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itsfunny-bcitstrue · 2 months ago
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ima day late with this one but oh well
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bdh-oncopium · 7 months ago
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pls
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bunnysturniolo · 2 months ago
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is nobody realizing that his shirt says porn star..?
he had a boner in this video. hes pushing it down. hes STARING at it.
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yourdadsbasement · 3 months ago
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i love Action Jimmy
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somehow it makes sense that Aviva and Chris are the only two who managed to get buckled in
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look at them they do not even care what's going on
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where the eff have you been stashing HORSES???
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i do relate to that adhd feeling when you have a task and suddenly everything except that task becomes fascinating to you
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maybe it's because i worked as a manager in coffee shops for so many years but if my staff whiffed on a maintenance issue this important i would fire every single one of them
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damn who ordered the sirloin
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he just looks so delighted to even be contemplating it
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traceyc-uk · 4 months ago
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Alvin @acslytherpuff, Charlie Cagney @heyitszev, Damien Evans @theladyofshalott1989, Chris Mongrel @diana-bluewolf, Fifth-Year, Hellendil Melinae @theravenchild, Sunan Saelee @dom1re, William & Elland @lil-grem-draws, Allan Waite @a-usernamelol
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Silly AU crossover I drew for lols whilst watching
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ghostradiodylan · 1 year ago
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THEM.
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mcqraw · 2 years ago
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wellillbedamned · 7 months ago
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Feck you Dailywire
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atomic-sludge · 7 months ago
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Hehe funni homestuck
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chubsette · 1 year ago
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dreaming
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genshingorlsrevengeance · 4 months ago
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(Genshin Impact) FINALLY A FREE 5-STAR
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(Art source: KuroiJ on pixiv)
Finally my love Dehya is coming home...
Basically, when Natlan drops we get to choose a free 5 star character from the standard banner, and same for everytime an anniversary drops.
It only took about four years.
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