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Gabriel Bernardo on IG 🥀
#my art#art#illustration#gabrielbernardo#this guy is on IG#he is sooo handsome#very good guitarist#dude I literally can’t#omgggg#my artwork#digital art#metalhead#heavy metal#métal#nu metal#black metal
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More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#mothman#mothford#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls au#Monster Hunter Pines AU#digital art#my art#procreate#I love the first drawing so much dude idk how I cooked that#can’t believe Stanley was about to shoot the Mothman smh doesn’t he know that’s his brother’s favourite??#ignore the fact Stan looks different in literally every one of these drawings LMAO
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Saw someone say “all this while in the Danger Zone Panties”
#I can’t watch this scene the same again#literally he went home and had to take off the danger zone underpants#dude I cannot with this show#his lil outfit is so cute tho like I love it#stolitz#helluva boss#blitzo#stolas#hellaverse#helluva boss blitz#helluva blitzo#blitzo x stolas#hazbin hotel
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MARAUDERS FANS LET JAMES POTTER BE A LITTLE BIT OF A CUNT PLEASE
#it’s ok for characters to be complex and morally imperfect sometimes#it won’t kill you I promise#he was a teenage boy let him act like a teenage boy#it does such a disservice to his character to reduce him to some perfect sunny himbo saint#he’s so much more interesting than that#why are we throwing away one of the few canon pieces of information that we have about him#literally changing his entire character and personality#let him be flawed#let him change and grow#please#if you don’t love obnoxious arrogant toerag james potter then you don’t love james potter#if you can’t handle him at his worst then you don’t deserve him at his best sorry#maybe you just don’t love him like I do#I love him for who he is not just who I want him to be#james potter#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#the marauders era#marauders fandom#hp marauders#all the young dudes#atyd#atyd marauders#atyd fandom#atyd james#marauders fanfiction#james fleamont potter
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Woah hey! Did I ever tell anyone that I’m a writer? :3
Well, now I am! Just posted my first story onto VoyceMe for a competition they’re doing. Part of the judging criteria is view numbers. Every click counts!!
(Though reads are appreciated too! X3)
#together with you#story#writing#contest#furry#sfw don’t worry lol#it’s a slice of life story about a wolf adopting a human kiddo#they’ve gotta find a place where they belong#also something something magic#fantasy#novel#writer#writers on tumblr#wolf#mouse#human#I can’t wait for y’all to meet Kalego#his name was very inspired shush#he’s great#the child is literally called Memeat because the wolf wanted to eat her#a wild ride all around#holy cow the person who did the cover art is skilled#10/10 would recommend#my cat was meowing as I posted this#the cat tag bears no significance to the story lol he is just a silly dude
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big congrats to rdr fandom for having some of the worse moral posturing around shipping i’ve ever seen. like congrats for shipping the canon hetero pairings and your 1 or 2 allocated gay fanon pairings. also congrats for inventing the word “psuedoincest” to scare the crows off any pairings you deem unacceptable.
like i’m sorry, but the van der linde gang are not a family and if you believe that, dutch has manipulated you too. dutch uses the family framework to keep those he manipulates loyal. hosea and dutch are not the “mum and dad”, that’s fanon characterisation. arthur and john are not the sons or brothers, they were both boys groomed by dutch into a lonely and selfish life, robbing and stealing. and though they are close and brotherLIKE, they are not brothers.
another newsflash- you can have messy romantic feelings with a friend that is so close you consider them a sibling. it’s not wholesome, it’s a bit weird and intense. but that’s kind of the point. that’s why people ship it. we’re not getting off on incestuous dynamics because the incest is not in the room w us rn. idk how to make it any clearer.
it just upsets me to see a lot of good rdr artists getting smeared on twitter by fans who think they’re a better person for not touching the morally dubious pairings. personally, it makes sense for me that this group of outlaws in the 1890s, who’ve lived so close to each other, would have intimate relationships. they’re not a cute family living out in the country, they’re a group of criminals who’ve done a lot worse than fuck a guy that they’ve grown up with. it’s so odd to imprint 2024 shipping morality politics onto a bunch of cowboys from 200 years ago. i guarantee your not winning any awards for playing it safe in fandom.
#rant#vent#fandom police#shipping police#i literally can’t engage w rdrtwt they’re mostly like this#sorry for the rant#morston#i guess this is about vandermorgan cause i don’t ship that but i will defend the rights of those who do#and vanderbell#cause they can’t even call that one incest but hate it anyway cause both dudes aren’t saints
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The differences in kiln god rituals are very interesting. My pottery professor in college had my friend and I make kiln gods for the new kilns he got on their first firing, and they just belonged to the kilns and didn't receive any type of glazing at all. Just fired the once and hung out to watch over the kilns after both they and the kilns survived first firing.
as far as I can tell, it’s more typical that kiln gods are left unglazed and stay attached to one particular kiln.
the reason I glaze and finish mine is because there’s very little space in the kiln room at the studio I go to, and we’re not allowed to leave things in there. so I put kiln gods in the kiln with my pieces, to keep an eye on things.
I know at least one other potter at my studio keeps her (unglazed) kiln god on her shelf. it’s a little gnome creature. but she used to keep it in the kiln room at the old studio.
I was taught about sculpting kiln gods during a raku class, the instructor encouraged us to make them. before that, my instructors had only mentioned kiln gods in a “hopefully the kiln gods will be kind” way—they hadn’t talked about the possibility of sculpting them ourselves.
because the raku kiln lives out in a field, we were told to take our kiln gods home afterwards, that they’d done their jobs and they could retire. that idea really stuck with me, I guess. I like them getting to retire.
I’m including some pictures of kiln gods enjoying their retirement 😁
#kiln god#ask#asks#pottery traditions#pottery#ceramics#little dudes#sculptural#sculpture#photography#traditional art#I miss the old studio#I could literally walk there in ten-fifteen minutes#now it’s like a 25 minute drive#and I can’t drive#😑
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Lilia: Sighh.. Malleus is having trouble fitting in at school. He’s not scary at all, he’s a sweet boy, really :(( If only people gave him a chance :’)
Malleus, shortly after being given a chance: Hey imagine if I just killed you lol
#I still defend him god forbid a boy have deadpan humour#MANY instances of him going ‘I could kill you..#…jk though’#most of these are tap 5 so it’s warranted but still#he literally threatened to eat people in the Halloween event. dude you’re royalty you can’t be saying that#twst#twisted wonderland#twst malleus#malleus draconia
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I like that Xie Lian and Wei Wuxian have really gruesome, tragic and heartbreaking backstories while Shen Yuan was literally just some hermit ass guy who used to read the shittiest literature known to mankind from the comfort of his home.
#like we see xie lian and wei wuxian mostly breezing through their life when the novel starts#like things are finally falling into place for them#meanwhile shen yuan is fighting for his life in PIDW verse#it’s like he’s speed running through the trauma#to make up for the lack of it in his backstory 😭😭#dude literally got fucked to death at one point#i can’t stress this enough but svsss is a masterpiece#mxtx#tgcf#svsss#mdzs#xie lian#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#wei wuxian
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this is literally so cliche but i’m Thinking Thoughts about being a groupie for chuuya’s band. he’s ultra sleazy and smokes cigs like they’re air but he shreds guitar like no other and fucks like a porn star
#listen i know the Come Backstage is so cliche and literally clowned on but it’s hot 😫#like his bandmates being like dude cmon we gotta get back on the tour bus and he screams at them to give him a sec#bc he’s fucking you nasty style in the broom closet#or the green room with the door locked and they’re all pissed because they can’t get in#orrrrr he lets them in just for them to see you bouncing on his cock✨✨✨#this is what i wanted from 5sos and 1d
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when you don’t hit the „i didn’t eat for 3 days so i could be lovely” but the „i didn’t eat for 3 days so i could be lovely and then binged, cause i got stressed, so now i can’t go out with you” part of ed 💀💀💀
#i literally can’t with myself what in the fuckitty fuck dude#ed not ed sheeran#ed not sheeren#tw ana relapse#3ating d1sorder#ana male#boy ana#male ed#tw ana shit#4norex1a#e4t1ng d1s0rd3r#tw ana trigger#tw disordered eating#4n4m1a#4norexic#4norexia#4namia#ed but not sheeran#tw ed rant#ed bllog
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Madara’s insanely forgiving because if I was backstabbed to death by my best friend I would not go around later singing his praises and challenging him to a fight excitedly when I meet him again
#I think we moved past that a little bit too quickly#like dude…#you’re not even a little mad?#you literally can’t handle someone standing behind you since you were a child because of this exact scenario#madara uchiha#hashirama senju#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto founders#founders era#hashimada#madahashi#he was down bad for hashirama fr
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Twas the night before Dragonsteel
When all through Utah
Not a osher was stirring
Not even the the Moash Fuckers;
The badges were hung
In the hotel rooms with care,
In hopes that Moash soon would be there…
#posted this first in the moash fuckers community#I’m literally making presents before this con right now it feels like Christmas Eve I can’t help it#all the gay people in my phone are gonna be there dude#cosmere#the stormlight archive#dragonsteel#Kalmoash#moash#kaladin stormblessed
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tw abuse. working through things. writing helps idk
at some point maybe a year into our relationship i told my ex that if a partner ever hit me i would immediately leave them with no discussion (i think a part of me knew i was in danger even then and that’s why i felt the need to assert this boundary) and my ex became fixated on this and often brought it up as a point of concern, presenting me with elaborate hypothetical scenarios in which this hypothetical partner would be worth another chance even if they hit me, and saying she was uncomfortable with the idea that i would leave over one mistake or moment of weakness. and oh my god?? oh my god. and for years after that she made a point even in her most blacked-out rage states to do everything short of hitting me: she pushed me, she pinned me against the wall, against the couch, in the corner of the room, she grabbed me by the shoulders and shook me, she hit the wall (a lot), she used her considerable physical strength to intimidate me and prevent me from getting away/leaving the room. she talked about wanting to hurt me. everything she could possibly do short of hitting me. and if i had never recognized all those as a form of physical abuse (which they are, even though i never had any bruises on me) i don’t think i ever would have had the courage to understand that her obsession with that boundary meant she knew she would cross it at some point. and i’m glad i left before she did and i’m so angry i didn’t leave sooner. i will never be the same but i will also never let someone treat me that way ever again.
#idk why im sharing this here maybe someone needs to see it </3#i feel so insane. feeling the things i usually avoid feeling and it fucking sucks ass dude#also i literally can’t talk abt this with anyone irl and i think it makes me crazy
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rewatching season 3 for the first time in forever rn and. the doctor and jack make me so sick dude. i feel sooooo unwell about them. like imagine you meet rose and the doctor, these amazing people that you find yourself traveling with and coming to care for, then one day you end up left behind by this man that you trusted, alone and fundamentally changed forever—back from the dead. you wait for over 100 years, searching for him, and when you finally find him you learn that he abandoned you on purpose. that he views you as something wrong, something that he can’t stand to look at. a fixed point, something not meant to exist. this guy that you loved and trusted, telling you all of this right to your face. like that’s crazy
#likeeee ily doctor but dear fucking god#i feel so bad for jack 💀#like ok martha’s also going through her unrequited love arc but jack???#this man was changed forever. he literally can’t die#all because he traveled with the doctor#and now this guy who was essentially responsible for his fate (somewhat) just… abandons him#treats him like something fucked up. yknow?#like shittttt dude damn#PLUSSSS HE THOUGHT THEY LOST ROSE#like DEAD lost not parallel world lost#these 2 people he cared about so much. like. he lost them#one of them he didn’t really even have to lose. like the doctor’s right THEREEE he FOUND him#and yet#tragic shit man#doctor who#doctor/jack#tenjack#??#captain jack harkness#hello everypony :3 feeling awesome. very normal
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ngl sometimes the inherent social isolation of being a lesbian makes me feel literally sick
#lesbian#vent#rant#love being a lesbian but hate that ill never be what my parents want bc i literally can’t </3#in other news im no longer allowed to listen to Maya Hawke’s music when im not sad bc it’ll make me sad#listened to ocean today which was *not smart*#ntm when I bring up gay shit with straight women? most of them v clearly just change the subject bc they don’t know how to handle it#unless it’s with gay men and they’re sexualizing dudes 🙄#idk love (most of) my coworkers but im over the corner of white (mostly) straight girls who i lowkey still want validation from#like they’re great! but sucks to learn they’ve been having smoke sessions the three of them w/o other nearby ppl (who r POC and/or queer)#idk like im not saying they have to be friends with us or invite all of us but like? it’s interesting that it worked out like that…#and maybe i shouldn’t want to be part of that group but fuck it i want to be wanted#tfg for my work bestie tho she’s great#and according to one of them we’ll be invited next time
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